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It's so FUCKING INFURIATING AND EMBARRASING how fanon Jason Todd stans always tell newbie Jason fans 'Don't read comics,just make shit up!!!' when they SHOULD tell them 'If you're scared to read comics,just watch Under The Red Hood!' when it's the perfect Jason adaption and average movie length!!!If you like Jason Todd but haven't actually consumed his media yet and want to get started,ignore those niggas because they're the same people who pretend Jason's Robin dosen't exist because he's black,are disgusted that all three of his love interests have been woc because they want him to only date white boys and white pick me girls and complete erase Jason's autistic-coding,goth punk slay and just his entire swag including what'd make him beyond good afrolatino rep but are foul enough to hc him as latino anyway.Those are the devils talking and you should tune them out by starting up Utrh and you should get your favorite snacks for too because you deserve them and i've read every Jason issue ever so if you want more info on him when you're done follow me since i'll actually know what i'm talking about,i love y'all and stay hydrated and ignoring Janky Talker truthers
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bruce trying to shove talk his in law
Bruce: *opens his mouth*
Wally: *zooms away*
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Bruce: *long spiel*
Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.
Roy: *takes out one earbud*
Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?
Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*
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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.
Bruce: Sure.
Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?
Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.
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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.
Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*
Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*
Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*
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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*
Bruce: It's too early for this.
Steph: It's three PM.
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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—
Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.
Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*
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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.
Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?
Bruce: ...You may proceed.
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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.
Bruce: Did you say playDATE?
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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.
Selina: Is this really necessary?
Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!
Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.
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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.
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strange-0 · 1 month
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Me too Jason, me too.
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jasontoddssuper · 8 months
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Tall with black hair and light eyes✔
Started off as a sweet,cheerful kid but then an event in his mid-teens happened that traumatized him more than anything else in his life which was made even worse thanks to him already having some trauma beforehand and led to him becoming evil✔
Hates his dad but seeks out his approval,has a super genius younger sibling who's black and red-coded like him and seen as 'better' than him who he's enemies with and is a total mama's boy✔
Has a strong sense of justice but didn't always know what's actually good or bad✔
Coping mechanisms are anger issues,bad social skills,off the charts snark and not knowing how to handle genuine intimacy/affection✔
Respects women and acts tough but is secretly also a big dork✔
Redemption arc was also a healing journey and about him earning it by working his ass off to be good again and he became a Team Dad thanks to it✔✔
Bi transmasc with his type being people who can stand up to him✔
Goth AutismTM✔✔✔
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Edit since i keep getting these niggas on this for some tone deaf ass reason:
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striveattemptfail · 11 months
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in prime earth canon, jason todd (NOT red hood) was* publicly known to be alive
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red hood: outlaw (2018) #32 (ID in alt text)
considering that jason todd was the official owner of the iceberg lounge during this time, it's likely he acquired the lounge legally and thus can be inferred that he had to be declared legally alive to do so
which brings me to my point:
i've seen a lot of people writing/speculating the difficulties and limitations jason experiences bc he was declared legally dead after ethiopia, which is all well and good, and is fantastic fodder for angst
but i've been wondering if this was bc people are actively ignoring canon (valid) or simply didn't know that at one point* jason was publicly alive (also valid, bc following comics is a shitshow lol)
please reblog to increase visibility! the whole point of this poll is to gauge how many people know this, so i'd love to see this post reach as many people as possible. thank you~! 😅🙏
(* big disclaimer under the cut!)
note: all of this info is as of may 2023. i am only one human so it's impossible for me to read every comic jason has been in since rhato (2016) and remember every single thing that happened. if anything i said above the cut is incorrect now, i apologize! /o\
for reference, as of creating this poll i've read:
red hood and the outlaws (2016) #1-26
red hood: outlaw (2018) #27-52
task force z (2021) #1-12
batman: urban legends (2021) #1-6 – cheer pt.1-6
the joker: the man who stopped laughing (2022) #3-5
i haven't read a lot of other important runs like death metal (2020), three jokers (2020), robins (2021), etc. if jason (NOT red hood) was declared dead once again in any of those, that is the reason why i used "was" in the very first sentence of this post and reiterate that he was alive at least for a limited period
my bad that i missed his second legal death tho LOLLL
i'm also aware that red hood (NOT jason) was known as "dead" by others after task force z (even though he clearly didn't die). that said, in the little i've read of tj:tmwsl, it seems that 1) not everyone knows red hood is actually alive, and/or that 2) red hood died at all. again, if red hood is generally known to be alive after tfz, that's on me
if there's anything else i've missed, let me know!! i'll update/reblog this post for as long as the poll is up (-u-)b
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nightbruh · 1 year
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Batcouples by Maru Davalos
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morgangalaxy43 · 2 months
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Dick and Jason are definitely brothers because they have the same type which is redheads
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ambrosethedarling · 7 months
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Redid the Jaytemis kiss with the new [an MUCH better] tattoo design
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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month
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I hate girlboss x malewife ships where it's a pathetic guy who's obsessed with a cool girl who's not nearly into him as he is her and people call it bisexuality.I want them BOTH down bad,i want them BOTH pampering eachother nonstop,i want them BOTH going to the ends of the earth for their love,i want them BOTH to be actual characters instead 'She's everything,he's just Ken' and acting like that's feminist instead of writing women as perfect and men as people.Forget girlboss x malewife,i want Equalit4ty
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months
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I’m curious; Who is the “ Shipper” of the Batfam? Like the one that’s always like “Omg I ship it-“
Bruce and Selina: *kiss*
Dick: I ship it.
Tim and Bernard: *hold hands*
Dick: I ship it.
Duke: *puts his arm around Izzy*
Dick: I ship it.
Steph and Cass: *share a milkshake*
Dick: Didn't see that coming but I ship it.
Artemis: *borrows Jason's hoodie*
Dick: THAT'S MY BROTHER but I kinda ship it.
Ace and Krypto: *wrestle over a chew toy*
Dick: How did I not see it before? I ship it.
Salt and pepper shakers: *exist*
Dick: Duh, of course I ship it.
Dick: I wonder who I'm being shipped with.
Dickkory and Dickbabs stans: *pause in the middle of fighting*
Dickroy stans: This is gonna be good.
Birdflash stans: *get the popcorn*
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vodrae · 7 months
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Batfamily members being fitness influencers
Bruce : 4 hours uncut podcast, can't go two sentences without quoting 12 studies.
Dick : Talking about discipline but most importantly being proud of ourself and having fun.
Barbs : Talking about the difficulties to stay active in a wheelchair without taboo, and how positive it can be to join a club to see we are not alone.
Jason : "Big weitz, big moocles !" *Get lifted by Artemis*
Cass : How to fight and practice swan Lake at the same time, part 1
Tim : Get roast by his family everytime he speaks about the importance of rest. Joke on them, nobody sleeps in this family. Also often filmed with his not at all obvious crush 6'3 best friend from Metropolis with muscles made of steel.
Steph : Get viral dancing when she spots a tripod in the gym. Is in the background watching cass like a pile of waffles.
Harper : Krav Maga tutorial. Is probably responsible of 12 crooks going blind this week.
Duke : How to not touch the bar early even if we know the guy won't get this rep.
Damian : Lightsaber tutorials are less suspicious than katana's one.
Harley and Selina : How to integrate gymnastic moves in professional life.
Talia : Teaching to stepchildren how to dance. Every dance. In every situation. In every country.
Alfred : Unexpected strength compilation.
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jasontoddssuper · 6 months
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You heard it here first folks!
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striveattemptfail · 1 year
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Just presenting this without further comment... 👩🏼‍🦰🧑🏼‍🦰👨🏼‍🦰 | Red Hood: Outlaws #38
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melodivita · 7 months
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cuties <3
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nightbruh · 4 months
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DC Couples by phil co.
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betterthanbatman1 · 8 months
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Giving Dexter Soy a forehead kiss
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