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castielsprostate · 8 months
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having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kaylor · 1 year
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my sister works in a restaurant and has taken to saying "do you think that's normal?" every time someone says something rude or is borderline harrassing her. fully doesn't engage except for telling them to Reflect. Look Inward. i'm obsessed with her.
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sluttypatrickstar · 1 month
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firstfullmoon · 11 months
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https://www.instagram.com/subwayhands/
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gum-iie · 7 months
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centuries wept away
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pigeonneaux · 8 months
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What a show
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madootles · 5 months
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dramatic eyes. dramatic lips. drama on the cheeks.
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hedgehog-moss · 7 months
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I've been worried this week about birds of prey attacking my chickens—well, one bird of prey. I heard a hen make her very characteristic INTRUDER cry the other day and ran out of the house and there was a hawk flying in circles high above. I half-heartedly threw some sticks in its direction and told my hen not to be so dramatic (the hawk looked like it was minding its own business frankly), but the next day it happened again, and I thought, I've been unfair to the hens, the hawk from yesterday was actually reconnoitering and they could tell. Then there was another alert the next day. I was starting to get a bit alarmed about the fact that I was dealing with the world's most determined hawk—though I didn't see it again past the first time, I figured I arrived too late and Pandolf had already deterred it.
I ended up setting up a pen for the hens very near my house, under the hazel tree so they'd be sheltered, and spying from the kitchen window the next day, to see if it was still the same bird or what. It tended to attack at the same time every day, which was extra baffling.
And what I saw was Pandolf returning from his daily morning patrol around the pasture, faff around looking a bit bored, circle my house looking for me, and when he didn't find me, go to the chickens' pen and pretend to pounce on them like a fox, which startled them and made them cry out. Pandolf didn't touch them, he clearly just wanted them to make their magical Make Human Appear noise. Immediately after they yelped he turned to look at the front door expectantly, waiting for me to run out. He knows that when I get distracted from what I was doing indoors I often end up being like, well, now that I'm outside I might as well go do [outdoor chore of the day] and he gets to tag along, so he concocted this devious plan...
So. I must turn this post into a callout post for Pandolf. This is the face of a problematic dog, who tried to frame a hawk and use innocent hens for his own ends after he realised their person-summoning noises work while his do not.
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teresaclover · 7 days
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contact details:- snapchat👻 👉 loveqeny Goole chat 👉[email protected] whatsapp 👉+1(318) 592-1573 telegram 👉lovebirdqen
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abby-howard · 2 days
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akeussel · 10 months
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amoreauxparmarque · 3 months
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anonymous-belly · 4 months
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I've had these jeans for less than two months and they already don't fit me anymore..
I have absolutely no idea how it happened but at least now I can eat without worrying about not fitting into my jeans hehehe🫢
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fryebitch · 5 months
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pemberlaey · 1 year
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broke: kaz hired wylan in s2 as a long con so he could use him against van eck in the future
woke: kaz hired wylan in s2 because he was mad that the meet cute he arranged for his bestie just turned into a one night stand so he’s giving them a second chance
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