For obvious reasons, everyone wants to travel with the Traveler so they have to make a rule book for themself and the others. Rules include, "Don't put Venti and Zhongli in a certain distance, if you do, please be aware that they're not the ordinary ones, I rather not explain it twice." "Don't put Childe and Diluc in the same team, if you do, bring bandages and popcorn." "Don't piss off Xiao, if you do, then I can't do anything for you." "Don't make Klee cry at any circumstances or I will sicc Jean to you." "Venti, Kaeya, the wine stays at the tavern. I don't want to deal with two drunks at the same time."
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aot boys and what driver they are,
featuring eren jaeger, armin arlert, jean kirstein, connie springer, reiner braun, porco galliard and bertholdt hoover.
content warning: none!
eren jaeger — this guy thinks he's starring in a fast and furious movie, and you better not have motion sickness. he would make his car roar and would desperately try to start some kind of dumb race with the most random drivers.
armin arlert — won't start driving until everyone in the damn car fastened their seatbelt, even in a hurry. would go as far as asking out loud if they're ready... and it's not even because it's a safety thing, but because he's scared to get penalty points if the police stops his car.
jean kirstein — yells at every single driver passing by and hits that honk for the most trivial thing. worst of all? he's doing all the stuffs the other drivers do but of course he's the only one allowed to, otherwise he gets angry.
connie springer — driving license? and for what? isn't it better when the guys drive him wherever he wants to? excuse us peasants, prince springer.
reiner braun — is that very chill guy. never honks, never gets honked. one hand on your thigh, his thumb slowly caressing the skin, he would occasionally give you a loving stare, asking you if you're good and if you need something... probably the only one who truly cares about you in that list.
porco galliard — this isn't a car, this is a concert venue. rock songs blasting through the speakers, he doesn't even care if some drivers look at him: and with the way he sings (sorry, scream) so loudly and shake his head back and forth, this is most likely happening.
bertholdt hoover — the anxious-nervous-scared-as-fuck driver. poor bertholdt always gets into car accidents because of collateral damages: never his fault, but he always gets dragged into it somehow...
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Phoenix Force: Together, we will conquer this world of mortals and send their souls to hell!
Jean Grey: Yes, yes in due time, Phoenix. Now, to the ice cream shop!
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