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maudit-innocent · 2 days ago
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Ngl this is kinda hilarious
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mens-rights-activia · 4 days ago
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Being the worlds biggest cunt is extremely difficult and taxing. It requires a lot of emotional labor and completely drains you. so next time you see Jeff Bezos, maybe try thanking him for his hard work for once 😒
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 days ago
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Bernie Sanders had a gun, Ryan Reynolds had a crossbow, they were teaming up to take down Jeff Bezos. It was chaos.
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padawan-historian · 6 days ago
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Rather than talk about how, historically rich white boys funded the settler colonialism and exploitation of the Americas and how rich white boys are now funding the future colonization projects of outer space, I want to focus on a REAL astronaut: Jessica Watkins (@astro_watkins).
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As I was going through old photos, I found this picture that I took a few years ago; my mind immediately returned to the blackowned store in the middle of Orlando where the owner proudly showed off this framed photo of one of the star children of their family. The caption I wrote below the picture says "Keep an eye on her. She's gonna be the next black woman in space." ✨
In fact, Watkins is the sixth black woman to serve as a NASA astronaut.👩🏽‍🚀 This fellow AFROnaut might be the first Black woman to dance on the moon and Mars. Using her astronaut and aquanaut (love that word 🐬) skills, Watkins is reimagining not just life on Mars, but also life earthside
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“I hope that young girls, and especially young girls of color, find their passions, feel empowered to pursue them, and find mentors along the way that help encourage them so that they can live their dreams.” ~ Jessica Watkins
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 days ago
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Keith from the Try Guys absolutely annihilated Jeff Bezos with like... the lid of a grand piano. Just sprinted in out of nowhere and clobbered him.
Thanks, dream Keith. You're an MVP.
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mysharona1987 · a day ago
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urfaveisunfuckable · a day ago
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ceo entrepreneur born in 1964 jeffery, jeffery bezos from hell is unfuckable!
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bigweekon · 4 days ago
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It's been a Big Week on Tumblr!
Today we're discussing: MCYTblr Elections, Big Time Rush, Jeff Bezos, & Fear Street.
Text posts courtesy of @owenpowerr, @larcenygrand, & @scottishsafehouse.
Hosted by Cates Holderness with music by Brian Robert Jones.
Transcript is accessible here.
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3am-nonsense · 5 days ago
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A dystopian movie where a billionaire owns a corporation that is named after a forest and the logo is a smirking face , and while everyone working for him was struggling to pay the rent or survive in the midst of a pandemic that starved millions of people , he goes into a quick space trip to satisfy his ego and he goes on national TV thanking his workers because "they paid for his trip" and his evil smirk while saying that matches the smirk in the forsaken logo
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huffylemon · 3 days ago
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sadclowncentral · 3 days ago
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space hot take of the day but touching the kármán line for four minutes in a fully automated ship does not an astronaut make and to call jeff bezos that is disrespectful against the profession as a whole he is a spaceflight participant at best
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if jeff bezos were to put all his money into his ass he would need a realy big as
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just-shower-thoughts · 3 days ago
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A person with $10 is closer to having 1 billion dollars than Jeff bezos
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