“movies abby likes to pretend never happened”
- Mission Impossible 2
as much as i love the Mission Impossibe franchise, i absolutely hate this movie, there is not one single good thing about it. Tom Cruise’s hair is an atrocity, the soundtrack prominently features the spanish guitar, and who decided that the motorcycle fight was a good idea?
- Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
i have no words to describe how deeply disappointed i was by this movie. they made the most iconic soft girl of the last decade basically a WIZARD NAZI??? it’s gross. i hate it.
- all four Jurassic Park sequels
Jurassic Park should have been a standalone movie. and i say this lovingly, as a self-diagnosed Jurassic Park super fan.
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
i’ve never seen this movie, and i have way too much respect for Indiana Jones as a character, as well as the first three movies to ever want to do so.
- Spider-man 3
i- i dont feel like i have to explain this one
- Star Trek: Into Darkness
first off, let me say that Star Trek and Star Trek: Beyond are some of the best reboots i’ve ever seen, but Into Darkness??? They’d already established that they’re in an alternate timeline, they had every single obscure, one-off antagonist of the entire original series to fool around with. BUT WHO DO THEY PICK AS THEIR BIG BAD??? khan. freaking KHAN. the villain of one of the best science fiction movies ever made. it’s a cliche cop out.
am i wrong?
am i wrong?
they are. the same.
If I had to see this then so do you
Today in romantic comedy / adventure movie history: on November 22, 1988 Vibes debuted in Davao, Philippines.
Here’s some Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper art!
We really sleep on the prince of egypt cast like
Why was Jeff Goldbum in both me & my SO’s dreams last night? 😶
Here’s to the boys that strike the Jeff Goldblum pose on any surface they lie on
Jeff Goldblum Pride Icons//Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Pan, Trans, NB, Aro, and Ace
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I can’t believe the way that Jeff Goldblum played the grandmaster. All these years later and I can’t believe it.
If you have Disney+, but haven’t seen The World According to Jeff Goldblum yet, you’re missing out.
I wonder what Jeff Goldblum is up to