Visit Blog

Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.

Fun Fact

Tumblr paired up with Humans of New York to raise money for Hurricane Sandy relief.

Trending Blogs
#jeff goldblum

welcome to

“movies abby likes to pretend never happened”

- Mission Impossible 2

as much as i love the Mission Impossibe franchise, i absolutely hate this movie, there is not one single good thing about it. Tom Cruise’s hair is an atrocity, the soundtrack prominently features the spanish guitar, and who decided that the motorcycle fight was a good idea?

- Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

i have no words to describe how deeply disappointed i was by this movie. they made the most iconic soft girl of the last decade basically a WIZARD NAZI??? it’s gross. i hate it.

- all four Jurassic Park sequels

Jurassic Park should have been a standalone movie. and i say this lovingly, as a self-diagnosed Jurassic Park super fan.

- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

i’ve never seen this movie, and i have way too much respect for Indiana Jones as a character, as well as the first three movies to ever want to do so.

- Spider-man 3

i- i dont feel like i have to explain this one

- Star Trek: Into Darkness

first off, let me say that Star Trek and Star Trek: Beyond are some of the best reboots i’ve ever seen, but Into Darkness??? They’d already established that they’re in an alternate timeline, they had every single obscure, one-off antagonist of the entire original series to fool around with. BUT WHO DO THEY PICK AS THEIR BIG BAD??? khan. freaking KHAN. the villain of one of the best science fiction movies ever made. it’s a cliche cop out.

14 notes · See All

Today in romantic comedy / adventure movie history: on November 22, 1988 Vibes debuted in Davao, Philippines.

image
image

Here’s some Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper art!

1 notes · See All

If you have Disney+, but haven’t seen The World According to Jeff Goldblum yet, you’re missing out.

2 notes · See All
Next Page