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fear-is-truth · 6 days
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itsreina29 · 1 year
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Did I have fun making these? Yes. Yes, I did.
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ghostlypeters · 3 months
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𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭.
My boy, my boy, my boy...
P.s. Well.. I came back after a little rest that I had arranged for myself. So, let's continue our "show."
and yes.. "The cover" is not the same as usual today.
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EVAN PETERS PYRAMID JUST DROPPED!!!!
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multimusedreamss · 3 months
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Dᥲtιᥒg thᥱ Evᥲᥒs
Chᥲrᥲᥴtᥱrs: Kit, Kyle (pre & post death), Colin, Jeff + Peter Rᥱᥲdᥱr Tყρᥱ: Gender Neutral Aᥙthor's Notᥱ: This is a repost from my old tumblr blog @/mrs-darling that I had deleted a couple of years ago but still kept this, so I figured I'd share it again. This was also initially a request for just Kit and Kyle but I decided to make it ‘the Evans’ instead! I added Jeff for a laugh, it might actually be a terrible depiction but I tried. Wᥲrᥒιᥒgs: pure fluff & slight NSFW (sex mention & also drug reference because of Jeff)
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Kιt Wᥲᥣkᥱr
Kit is super domesticated with or without a significant other, so dating him would be relaxing but still fun
Most of your dates would take place at one of your homes
Whether it was a home-cooked meal that you both cooked together
Or a movie night with all of the sweets and treats that he picked up on the way to your house
Baking together whether it be cookies, cupcakes, cake, or anything really
He loves cinnamon buns though
So that was always a go-to
Drive-in theater dates
Going to the fair together
Kissing at the top of the Ferris wheel
After a while of dating, you’d moved in together
He is really affectionate
I’m pretty sure his love language would be physical touch
So expect to be greeted with a hug and a kiss when he came home from work and also when he left for work or just went anywhere really
Kit is a top-tier boyfriend
He always supported you no matter what you wanted to do
Whether it was a career path you wanted to take, going to college, writing a book, being a waitress, being a chef, having your own business run out of your home
It didn’t matter, you always had his support
He would never let anything bad happen to you
He would straight-up punch a dude if they ever laid a hand on you inappropriately
When he was in Briarcliff, you’d both write to each other as much as possible
You’d also visit as much as they’d allow
When he finally got out, he asked you to marry him
And you had the best wedding you could have asked for
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Kყᥣᥱ Sρᥱᥒᥴᥱr (ρrᥱ & ρost dᥱᥲth)
(pre-death)
Kyle is a literal angel
Baby would fall for you so hard so fast
You didn’t mind because you felt the same way about him
When you went to frat parties together, he’d always have a protective arm around you or hold your hand just so everyone knows you're his and none of the frat boys take advantage of you
He’d rarely leave your side at a party because he knows how frat boys can be
You’d do the cutest things together
Like building blanket forts and watching movies with a phone projector
Play board games together
Netflix and chill
Having spa nights occasionally where you’d do face masks and mani/pedis 
Of course, he would never let you tell anyone he enjoyed those things
Study together
Which usually ended in a small make-out session as a reward for studying so hard
You’d also do silly things together
Like putting googly eyes on everything in his frat house (it was totally his idea)
Trying new things together 
Like having him try a pottery class where he accidentally spun the wheel so much the clay flew off the table
Overall, dating Kyle would be so much fun and he’d treat you like an absolute Queen
(post-death)
You would have dated before he died
Dating post-death Kyle was definitely not the same as dating pre-death Kyle
You had to be extremely patient and understanding with him
You wouldn’t really go out on dates much in the beginning because it was hard for him to act appropriately
As time went on and he got better with going out, you’d go places like the aquarium or the zoo and he’d absolutely love it
Most of your date nights would take place at home
You’d build blanket forts and watch movies, just like you did when he was alive
You’d teach him how to bake
99% of the time the kitchen would be a wreck and you’d both definitely need a shower or bath because of how much of the ingredients got all over the both of you
You’d play games that were easy like Trouble and Candyland
You’d watch all the Disney movies and TV shows together
He’d give the best cuddles 
Baby boy loves his cuddles
Wow does this boy love you
He’d literally kill for you in a heartbeat
Totally die for you too
But you would never let that happen because you love him so much
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Coᥣιᥒ Zᥲbᥱᥣ
Colin is the sweetest boy ever
Like Kyle, he falls hard and fast
Probably even faster than Kyle
He’s literally a little puppy when you’re dating
Always ecstatic to see you and just wants some love (hugs + kisses)
Since he works so much, he tries to make as much time for you on the weekends as he possibly can
You’d go out to dinner at fancy restaurants
And do more low-key things like cook some dinner and watch a movie
Some nights he’d text you pretty late after he’s been working on a case for hours on end
You’d go over to his house to distract him and make his day less stressful
Because you always made him feel so happy and were a great distraction from his work 
Late nights on the couch, drinking beer and talking until the early hours of the night
Sometimes you’d both fall asleep on the couch with his head on your chest
Depending on what time he went to work in the morning, you’d get up early so you could have some breakfast with him
Don’t expect pancakes and eggs
It’s all about the bagels
But you can expect to have peanut butter, cream cheese, and jelly, Nutella, any kind of spread you can think of
He cares about you so much and would do just about anything for you
He’d go out of his way to make you happy with no complaints
Probably would tell you he loved you within 2 months on a whim without thinking it through
But you loved him too so it didn’t scare you away
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Jᥱff Pfιstᥱr
Dating Jeff could go one of two ways I think
The two things that remain the same are:
Doing lots of cocaine 
And giving lots of head
One way dating him could go is:
He’d probably not consider you his partner for like 6 months, if ever
He isn’t the most caring person, so don’t expect many praises from him
He might have Mutt send you some gifts here and there but he’d never do it himself
Maybe if he likes you enough he’ll send you flowers or something with a note that says ‘thanks for the bjs’ 
Don’t expect a sappy note from him
If you ever told him you love him, he’d probably laugh and do a line of coke and ask for a bj
After like a year of you two being together, he’d probably say “I guess I love you” or some shit
He’d probably secretly care more than he lets on
Definitely not a top-tier boyfriend but if you want some coke, he’d definitely hook you up for a bj in return
Another way it could go:
You give him the best bj of his life and he’s head over heels for you like a legit puppy 
He’d be begging you to come to the office for a line and also a bj as much as possible
Maybe if you’re lucky he’ll give you head (I said maybe)
He’d probably send you flowers that he picked out himself
Not just one bouquet
Like 20 to fill up a room in your house or your whole office
He’d get you a job where he works so that you can be together as much as possible
He doesn’t just like you for your head game
Probably says ‘I love you’ after like 2 months but by accident while you’re giving him head
Dating Jeff isn’t terrible, he does have a soft side that he only shows for you
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Pᥱtᥱr Mᥲxιmoff
If you’re dating Peter, you’re in for a wild ride
He probably does the dumbest shit
And you’d probably either join in or record it
He’s pretty funny, so you’d be laughing constantly when you’re with him
Sometimes he can get lost in his video games
So you’d have to pry him away, which isn’t that hard because he’s a puppy for you
He’d fall hard and fast
Of course, it’d fast
Literal simp
You cannot tell me this boy wouldn’t be a simp the second he saw you
If you’re at the X-Mansion with him and were both teachers, you’d constantly be getting into trouble with Logan and Professor X
Logan would be so done with your shit 
At one point he’d just groan and roll his eyes and say “Not this shit again” and light a cigar, pretending like he didn’t see a thing
Playing pranks on everyone from the teachers to the kids
The kids obviously love Peter so much and he loves them
So by default, they’d love you too
Peter would take you for runs everywhere
That meant you could go everywhere and anywhere in seconds 
Just not over the ocean, he’s not that fast… he’s tried
He’d take you to your favorite state
If you loved Philly cheese steaks, he’d run to Philly and get them for you
If you loved Chicago deep dish pizza, he’d run there and bring it to you
Definitely steal it all because boy is a kelpto
He’d literally do anything you’d ask in a flat-out second
Probably even do that before you were dating because boy was simpin hard
During the holidays, you’d go out and do all the festivities
Including apple picking, dressing up for Halloween, getting pumpkins, going over to each other's houses for Thanksgiving, ice skating around the winter time, spending Christmas morning together, being together for Hanukkah, whichever holiday you celebrate
Overall, dating Peter would be so wholesome but buckle up cuz you’re in for a while ride
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thewolveswithin · 1 year
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Evan Peters' American Horror Story characters as Ken or Barbie 💌
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bratsygirlsworld · 2 months
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same tho…
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evanslvr · 1 year
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𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃:
(btw, i take requests| when you request ADD DETAILS)
𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨:
• 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙙𝙖𝙮 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
• 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙙𝙤𝙣:
• 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
• 𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙙 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 (𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
• 𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙙 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙏𝙒𝙊 (𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
• 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
𝙠𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧:
• 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 (𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩)
• 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
• 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
𝙠𝙮𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧:
• 𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 (𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩)
𝙟𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝:
• 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 (𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙏)
𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙣: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙠𝙖𝙞 𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙜𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙟𝙚𝙛𝙛 𝙥𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙢𝙖𝙭 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙧/𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙛𝙛: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙠𝙖: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙨: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙣 𝙯𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙡: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭(𝙖𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙): 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧: 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚
𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨:
𝐄𝐔𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐂|𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒(𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃)
𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨:
• 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒|𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐒(𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄:𝐍𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒)
• 𝐄𝐔𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐂|𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒(𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃)
• 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐒|𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍 (𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃)
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𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢:
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𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲!
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clowwderr · 1 year
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Because of Dahmer's release, it seems like Evan is getting more popular. So i just wanna say welcome any new Evan Peters fans! If you ever want to talk about him, feel free to message me.
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I'll be your Evan Peters tour guide lmao
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kai-anderson-whore · 1 year
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New colleague (part 2 smut) (jeff pfister x fem reader)
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Warnings: smut, Jeff being a sub at the start, oral (jeff receiving) jeff having a boner imfront of reader for no reason, mutt walking in on reader and mutt after they did the deed, I think that's it let me know if I had missed anything
A/n I don't really like this one as much as my other smuts not because it's jeff I just think it lacks
Taglist: @violetweekly
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As the weeks turned into months you created such an amazing relationship with the boys, more so with Jeff first it was talking more often than mutt, then to having your own inside jokes, then it dawned on you that you actually have a crush on Jeff.
To be honest usually guys like Jeff wasn't your type especially with the drugs but he was so sweet to you treated you like you hadn't been treated before how could you not start to fall for him.
You stood in the lab sketching some ideas for your next project that was actually for someone other than mutt and Jeff's dirty minds, you were stuck trying to figure out what to sketch for your client ripping the paper from your sketch book with a groan.
"You alright y/n" you heard Jeff say behind you, you turned from where you stood to face him, "no I can't get this sketch right for my client it's some businessman who wants a cool robot for his kid" you sighed rubbing your temples in frustration.
"Want me to help I mean I was a boy once so might be good to have my help?" Jeff offered you gave it a thought and agreed to have Jeff help you, "you still are a big child Jeff don't kid yourself" you joked Jeff pretend to be shocked at your statement making you laugh.
"That hurt my feelings but I'll still help you" Jeff chuckled now stood right beside you brainstorming some ideas you could do, as you sketched on the paper finally your project was coming to life with the help of Jeff you couldn't thank him enough so you asked him to be your partner on your project in which he accepted.
As the weeks went further on you and jeff were almost halfway through finishing your project, you were doing the wiring for the robot trying to be careful not to electrocute yourself, Jeff was on his lunch break leaving you to do the hard work you didn't mind though you were good at wiring things since your father was an electrician.
By the time you had finished Jeff came back from his break with some more food, "I brought you something since you didn't want to go on your break to finish this" he said handing you the Styrofoam tub you gave him a small appreciation smile taking the tub from his hands, "Thank you Jeff you didn't need to" your voice almost at a whisper he bought your favourite food to be honest you were completely surprised that he listened to you.
"Is that right your order?" Jeff asked knowing that it was infact your correct order, "yes Jeff thank you" you said with a small smile going back to wire the robot, "why don't you just leave that till later y/n" Jeff suggested you did need a break from the project for 5 minutes but you were almost finished with the wiring "it's okay Jeff I'm almost done with this last part" you replied.
"Y/n you've been at that all day just take a break for the rest of the day" Jeff chuckled he thought you looked so cute all focused on your project the way your eyes fixated on every detail, the way your tongue would stick out slightly when your in deep concentration Jeff didn't realise it made him have a boner.
You were too invested in wiring the last of the robot you didn't notice Jeff squirming at the other side of the table, "I'm almost finished Jeff it's fine honestly i promise when I'm finished I'll take a break" you said softly finishing off the work.
After a few minutes you were finally done with a heavy sigh you turned to Jeff now noticing his red face and constant shifting around, "what gotten into you" you asked taking a sip of you now cold coffee grimacing at the coldness of it, "nothing" Jeff tried to play it off but it was no use, "Jeff I'm not dumb something is up your constantly shifting around if you got ants in your pants" you laughed.
Now realising what was the matter your jaw dropped with a small chuckle, "Jeff have you got a boner" you laughed nervously, Jeff was even redder if that was even possible "no I've not" he protested making you laugh harder at his denial, "your such a virgin Jeff it's cute" you smiled blushing at the fact he had a boner infront of you but at the same time it did something to you knowing that you had such an effect on the blonde.
"I'm sorry" Jeff mumbled trying to hide his face with embarrassment he felt silly having a boner infront of you he couldn't control himself he wanted you so bad, and you now knowing this wanted to take the situation into your own hands.
You went over to him all full of the confidence you got placing your hands him his thighs Jeff's breath hitched at your action making your hands go higher till they hovered above where he needed you most, "want me to take care of that for you?" You asked innocently watching Jeff swallowing a lump in his throat nodding.
"Use your words Jeff" you chuckled batting your eyelashes at him, "yes" Jeff breathed out as your hands began to remove his pants freeing his throbbing erection, you were surprised at the size he was bigger than you expected, you held his cock in your hand kitten licking the tip sending Jeff in a frenzy his head flew back his eyes scrunched shut.
Now taking him in your mouth bobbing your head along his length hollowing your cheeks on him taking him further in your mouth, "fuck" Jeff hissed his hips bucking up making you gag a little, as you tried to breath through your nose, you continued these actions till Jeff pulled you off him.
You looked up at the Bob cut blonde in confusion as he collected himself, "I need to be inside you" was all he said you let a smirk play on your now plump lips and pulled your underwear down under your skirt discarding the thin fabric somewhere in the lab.
You then straddled Jeff on the chair he sat on lining him up with your throbbing heat, sinking down on him both of you moaned in union your hands gripped his shoulders adjusting to his size since it has been a good while since you've been intimate with anyone since your ex, "you feel so good" Jeff groaned once you started in a slow pace at first your moans started getting louder as you speed up the pace Jeff's hands on your hips guiding you through the pace you rode him.
Jeff was intoxicated by you the way your mouth hung open the way your neck was on full display Jeff couldn't help but attach his lips on the skin exposed to him finding your sweet spot making you moan your hands in his hair tugging the blonde locks.
You felt that knot in your stomach beginning to form you sped up your movements bringing you closer to your sweet release, "fuck I'm close" you moaned Jeff pulled away from your neck looking into your eyes, "me too" he panted thrusting up into you with each time you bounced on Jeff's lap your clit brushed against the fabric of his zipper bringing you closer.
You couldn't hold it any longer finally letting go over Jeff's cock with a loud moan of his name Jeff wasn't that far behind letting ropes of his seed fill you up with a moan as well, you stayed still for a moment collecting yourself together letting out a small chuckle, "what?" Jeff asked confused, "nothing just didn't actually expect we'd do that" you shook your head looking at him, "is that a bad thing or?" He asked unsure of what you had meant he knew that you were way out of his league but he couldn't help but have those feelings for you.
"No not a bad thing definitely a good thing just didn't expect it to happen like this you know but I'm glad it did" you assured with a soft smile that made Jeff's heart melt at the sight, Jeff then decided to crash his lips on to yours for the first time and he was instantly hooked on the feeling of your lips on his not wanting to part from the plush softness of them.
"OH MY GOD YOU TWO FUCKED ABOUT TIME" the loud voice of mutt interrupted your intimate moment with Jeff, making you both snap your heads his way to find him wide eyed eyeing the way you were seated, "mutt get out so we can get clothes on you prev" you laughed in embarrassment mutt instantly ran out the lab giving you and jeff privacy to fix your clothes.
"Look y/n I like you like a lot" Jeff chuckled nervously after fixing his pants back on as you put your underwear back on, "I like you too Jeff" you smiled pecking his lips one more time, "so what so we do now?" Jeff asked scratching the back of his neck, "well we get back to work right now but as this" you said pointing to yourself and Jeff before continuing, "we take it slow one step at a time see where it takes us" you offered.
Jeff nodded with a glad smile on his lips, "I like the sound of that I'll go tell mutt he can come back now" he chuckled away to get his best friend who wouldn't stop making jokes about what he had walked into leaving you amd Jeff red as a tomato.
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radical-ghostface · 1 year
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No bc i am so down horrendous for this man
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evanpetersfangirl · 7 days
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Did I stutter???
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kitwalker02 · 1 year
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The Evan's favorite flavor of milk
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Tate
Tate is a basic, emo alt boy and likes his milk dark like his soul
Aka true moo chocolate milk is a staple in his fridge
Tate also only uses chocolate milk in his cereal and that is a really specific pet peeve of constance's
His afternoon snack is a bottle of chocolate milk and string cheese
Lactose intolerance? Tate doesn't know her.
Kit
Actually severely intolerant to all milk so he either had to take lactaid or suck it up and drink almond milk
He only likes the chocolate almond milk
Something about almond milk makes him really passive aggressive though so he'll drink a lot of strawberry milk with Julia and act like he made a great fatherly sacrifice when he gets really sick
Truth is Kit REALLY just has a thing for strawberry milk
So it feels like a betrayal when Julia gets her hands on some of his chocolate almond milk and decides that it's her new favorite drink
She literally refuses to drink strawberry milk from then on and Kit wonders what he did to hurt her so much that she'd do this to him
Kyle
Kyle is definitely a basic white milk drinking boy
However he prefers to drink juice rather than milk and only uses it for the basics like cereal and dipping oreos
Although one time he almost killed himself trying to chug a whole jug of milk at a frat party
Jimmy
Jimmy is a simple 1950's boy and drinks a glass of milk breakfast, lunch and dinner
His calcium levels are through the roof and bones are very strong
Milk is his preferred beverage and he's totally the type of guy to act all tough and sexy and then order a glass of milk
James
James has never even heard of different flavors of milk
He literally lives under a rock lol
Every night before bed he drinks a glass of warm milk because his mom use to make him do that and now it's the only way he can fall asleep
But it gets in his mustache and is kinda gross cuz he drinks it after brushing his teeth
#milkbreath
Rory
A strawberry milk guy through and through
Every Saturday morning he goes and gets a Boston cream donut and a bottle of strawberry milk
It is his favorite ritual and one time he did it every morning for like 6 weeks straight
But then his agent called him fat
He also has a weird obsession with strawberry icecream
And don't even get him started on Starbucks' pink drink....
Edward
Definitely has an oil painting of it
Idk if chocolate milk was even a thing then (lol don't call me dumb) but it would totally be Edward's jam
Also believes chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Kai
(Ngl guys I wrote this whole thing and didn't realize I forgot kai until I was doing the hashtags lol that's what he gets)
Kai likes white milk but only because it is basic and boring and restored his eye sight or whatever
Brings back fond memories of when he was little and with his mom
Puts a shit ton of whole milk in his coffee
Mr. Gallant
He likes the pink milk
He calls it aesthetically pleasing and takes a picture of it for his social media
There's like a month old bottle of half dranken strawberry milk on his dresser
It's absolutely disgusting
Not even the Apocalypse was able to get rid of it...
Jeff
He'll only use the powdered milk so he can snort it up his nose
Jk jk
Eats coco puffs every morning for breakfast and uses one of those edible straw things to drink all the milk out of the bowl
Likes that the milk starts off white but then becomes chocolate milk
This never ceases to amaze him
His taste in cereal is not superior...
Austin
Milk is a very important staple in Austin's diet. He needs that calcium to keep his teeth sharp and strong
He likes chocolate milk the most though
Only drinks Yahoo chocolate milk
In elementary school the other kids would bully him and steal his chocolate milk and make him drink strawberry milk instead
This made him so sad
Strawberry milk has a very bad connotation to him because of that
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ghostlypeters · 2 months
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𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭.
My old edit with the lovely J.P.M.
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quicksilversg1rl · 1 year
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i find this little coke whore so attractive I’m sorry 😭
I just feel like he’s never felt the touch of a woman so like if he was dating you he’d worship the ground you walked on, he would worship you like he’d be in awe of you like how the hell did he bag you???
Anyway I wanna fuck him 💔
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kit-walk3r · 1 year
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The Evans as Barbie posters (part 2)
Edward Philipe Mott, Rory Monahan, Kai Anderson, Mr Gallant, Jeff Pfister and Austin Sommers
Part 1
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