#jeff probst

[clueless1995]

he wears the hat and he wears the pants :)

#mine #i made a joke five months ago and i havent stopped thinking about it since #also i did make this in the middle of the night when i was feeling particularly silly #so the quality is. questionable #but i had FUN #jeff probst #survivor

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Survivor blogs on tumblr, I love you. You all show up like Fuck survivor I hate everyone there and I hate Jeff and I haTE this season, everyone sucks so bad at playing this game, anyways see you all in a few months to do this again. This show is my life.

#obsessed with you all #it's exactly how i watch all tv #except when someone else says it i get so defensive #i'm like how fucking dare you #jeff probst #survivor 45 #survivor #melissa og #melissa on survivor #melissa liveblogs survivor #survivor 45 spoilers

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Jeff is like, “Most of you will lose, but one of you will be the ULTIMATE loser because no one fucking likes you” 😂

#survivor 46 #survivor #jeff probst

[theatrical-penguin]

I don’t know, Jeff. I think you might be taking a little joy in telling them you’re keeping the flint.

#survivor 46 #live episode commentary #jeff probst #Yanu

[strawberrysapphocake]

#cbs survivor #jeff probst #survivor 44 #Is this even anything?

[jeremycollinsstan]

ngl when jeff said “im here forever” tonight it got me a little … like. for better or worse that’s our jeff probst. he’s gonna be here forever guys

#maya has spoken #survivor 46 #jeff probst

[niamnomas]

I think it’s sad Jeff Probst won’t be alive for survivor 100

#survivor #jeff probst #survivor 46 #he’s 62 yrs old #I don’t think he’ll make it y’all #lol

[loveboatinsanity]

#jeff probst #survivor

[steve-needs-a-hug]

Drew wins immunity and takes Jake and Austin with him for reward!

#survivor 45 #survivor 45 spoilers #survivor spoilers #cbs survivor #drew basile #jake o'kane #austin li coon #jeff probst #such a great moment #in an otherwise excruciating episode.. #im so proud of him

[mikeholloway]

"Well, don't waste your flirting on me - I can't help you any."

#Julie Berry #Jeff Probst #Survivor Vanuatu #survivoredit #* #S09E08

[geekofchaos]

I'm drunk, I love Survivor, let me ramble

You know what, all things said, there's a lot of negatives to be said about new era Survivor, but I have to admit, it has (so far) a much better gender ratio on winners. With five seasons, we have three female winners compared to two male winners, which is pretty even. Compare that to before the new era - I remember people complaining about the near unending line of male winners.

I am also incredibly happy with the 5-3-0 ending vote instead of another 7-1-0 vote. I hope I don't get jumped for saying this, but Austin played a genuinely incredible game for about 75% of this season before he decided to fuck up near the end line. Drew's vote for Austin makes 100% sense. I don't understand Kendra or Bruce's vote but whatever, they have that right. I look forward to hearing more. I've heard some possible reasons for why Bruce might have voted for Austin which I hope are not true and thus will reserve judgment until I hear more).

Clearly, Dee made the right choice in sending Jake and Katurah into fire over Austin if it was that close. If Austin had not been as distracted, he might have taken it over her. Which even if some people don't like Austin is an undeniably good thing. One of the reasons Season 42 and Maryanne's victory was so good imo was because Mike genuinely could have beaten her if he had owned his game a little more (albeit this was a Sophie-Coach situation in that Mike was unlikely to ever own up to this though in his defense, I do think between Mike and Coach, I think of the two, Mike had the better chance of doing what he needed to do at the FTC). But Maryanne was awesome and still the best winner of the new Era. (Erika, I love, but the underediting on her makes her hard to place genuinely - I have no idea if Heather would have beaten her, Gabler is...Gabler even if I accept that editing means Cassidy was more abrasive than shown, Yam-Yam was great but would have likely lost to Carson if he had won fire, Dee is also great and would likely still have beaten Katurah but her FTC performance was....okay whereas Maryanne knocked it out of the fucking park).

I also don't hate Drew* and Austin as much as everybody else does. Idk, I think there are people on reality shows who are genuinely misogynist and dick-ish and those who in the moment are kind of annoying or even just a little too successful until a certain point and get conflated with that but in reality are perfectly lovely people. Austin and Drew really, I think, fall into the latter category.

Anyways, our new Era All-Stars should really just be mostly a mix of Survivor 42, Survivor 45, with a sprinkling of Survivor 41, 43, and then put Carson and Carolyn in there.

*That being said, super fucking arrogant of Drew to say he was the smartest person ever to be on the show. I do think without the last 25% of his game if Austin doesn't tell Dee, Austin beats him. But I get the feeling that that arrogant statement isn't the entire scope of him.

#Survivor 45 #Survivor CBS #Survivor 44 #Survivor 43 #Survivor 42 #Survivor 41 #Jeff Probst

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

How is this the 45th season of Survivor and two people have quit so far this season? Like, do we need Jeff Probst to start being meaner to them again? Do they not know that there are thousands of people who would literally kill them to be there in their place?

Like, I am not a big camper. I am a huge complainer. I am not athletic and I would not do well on Survivor. BUT I literally would never quit simply because of shame reasons, I could not disappoint Jeff and have Survivor fans hate me like that, and I cannot fathom how these people can.

#not really mad at them like i totally get how hard it is #i just cannot fathom out of all the thousands of people whos literal dream this is #how they managed to get a few who would quit #like tell me to my face brandon would ever quit #it's just such a huge bummer as a viewer #and it's not their fault i just can't believe casting did us like this this season #survivor 45 #jeff probst #melissa og #melissa on survivor

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Jeff is ready to throw Hannah into a volcano

#survivor 45 #survivor #jeff probst

[bonelessenthusiast]

season 41 jeff: this is a completely new game

season 45 jeff: this is essentially the same game

#survivor 45 #survivor liveblogging #jeff probst

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#survivor #jeff probst

[skyshroom]

Survivor season 50. The quarter quell. Jeff Probst has a gun

#survivor cbs #survivor #Jeff probst #I’ve been on a depression binge watch of survivor while I pack and he has infiltrated my dreams #love a game show host that makes you want to create a horror villain based on them