#jelly reads the hobbit

[harrywavycurly]

How about reader X eddie have twins? They are both called double trouble. Something like that?

Hiii lovey!! So I hope you know you’ve just absolutely ruined me with this okay? Like really it’s rude 😂 but I hope you enjoy also I made them twin girls because I just want Eddie to be a girl dad so damn badly also I changed it to just trouble makers so I hope that’s okay?? Anywayyy here we go!!🙈🫠💖

-I picked the most RANDOM ass names for them and in this they are about 5-ish✨

*Eddie used to hate mornings but now he has two very special reasons to love them*

“What are you in the mood for this morning? Juice or milk?” Eddie holds up the half gallon of milk in one hand and the carton of juice in the other as he faces the table in the middle of the kitchen. He chuckles to himself as he watches his little girl tap her chin as if she was deep in thought.

“Milk please.” He just smiles and places the milk on the table before putting the juice back in the fridge. “Morning Holly!” Eddie looks over his shoulder as a sleepy looking little girl makes her way towards the table, still in her pajamas and her curly hair a mess on top of her head. “Dad is making toast and eggs.” Elizabeth explains to her twin sister as she pours some milk into her glass.

“Morning Lizzy.” Holly mumbles as she reaches for the milk so she can pour herself some. “Morning dad.” Eddie smiles and takes the pan that has their scrambled eggs and places it in the middle of the table.

“Good morning sweetheart.” Holly smiles as he leans over and kisses the top of her head. “What’s the plan for today for my little trouble makers?” He asks as he puts a spoonful of eggs onto each of their plates before he goes over and starts on their toast. He knows they like to eat their eggs first and save their toast for last, something they picked up from their mother who usually lathers their toast in butter and jelly.

“Mommy is taking us to the mall to get new shoes for school.” Elizabeth says as she shoves a forkful of eggs into her mouth making Holly groan.

“What’s wrong?” Eddie raises an eyebrow as Holly rests her chin on her arm as she moves the eggs on her plate around with her fork.

“Good morning girls.” You smile at the two of them as you walk into the kitchen while tightening your robe around your waist. Holly just huffs as you place a kiss to her cheek while Elizabeth smile when you kiss the top of her head. “What’s with the face on Holly?” You ask Eddie as you grab a mug from the cabinet so you can make yourself some coffee.

“Lizzy mentioned going to the mall.” He answers as he leans over so he can steal a quick kiss from you before turning and grabbing the toast from the toaster. You hand him the jelly from the fridge after grabbing your creamer and pouring a little into your mug.

“You don’t want to go to the mall honey?” You ask as you pour some coffee into your mug. Holly just shrugs as she takes a bite of her eggs while Elizabeth downs the rest of her milk. “You can stay home with dad if you want?” You look at Eddie who just nods his head as he spreads jelly over their toast after a decent amount of butter just like they like it.

“Really?” Holly asks as Eddie puts a piece of toast on each of their plates. You watch Elizabeth instantly snatch it up and begin eating it with a smile on her face, she has always been a morning person unlike her sister who would prefer not to be bothered until mid afternoon.

“Sure.” Eddie answers as he sits down at the table and reaches for your mug so he can take a few sips of your coffee making you roll your eyes because you know he’s going to just end up drinking the rest of it. “We can finish reading the Hobbit if you want?” He watches Holly’s face light up and a smile take over as she just excitedly nods before taking a bite of her toast.

“Sounds boring.” You can’t help but laugh at how blunt Elizabeth’s tone is, Holly just rolls her eyes at her sister as you get up to make another cup of coffee. “But I’m sure you’ll have fun.” Eddie lets out a chuckle and shakes his head as Elizabeth reaches over and places her hand on Holly’s arm giving it a little pat.

“Please don’t let her pick my shoes out mom.” Holly begs causing Elizabeth to make a face as Holly looks at you as you steal a bite of the toast off her plate. “She will pick glittery ones.” She adds as she glares at her sister.

“Don’t worry sweetheart I’ll pick your shoes out.” You reassure her making her smile and go back to finishing her breakfast. The two of them finish eating and rush off to their room to get dressed leaving you and Eddie sitting at the kitchen table.

“I think Elizabeth reminds me of someone.” Eddie teases as he reaches over and grabs your hand so he can bring it to his lips and place a kiss to your knuckles.

“You know I was just thinking Holly reminds me of someone I dated a while ago.” You watch Eddie raise an eyebrow as you lean in so your noses are almost touching.

“Oh really?” You just nod as you reach over with your free hand and push some of Eddie’s hair out of his face and tuck it behind his ear.

“Yeah but now that I think about it I don’t remember Steve having curly hair.” Eddie let’s out a groan making you laugh as he shakes his head.

“You’re cruel.” You just smile as he leans in and places a kiss to your lips. “But I love you.” He mumbles as he pulls away.

“I love you too.” Eddie smiles as you pull away and give his hand a little squeeze. “Have fun with your little mini me today.” You state as he lets your hand go so you can go get dressed to take Elizabeth to the mall.

“Enjoy the mall with yours. Don’t go too crazy okay? I know how the two of you get.” 😂💖

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If you are taking requests…. Eddie x plus-size! Reader/BFF

eddie x reader have been friends since childhood they recently started a FWB deal reader likes eddie but thinks it’s just a deal for him to get his needs met immediately it becomes them attached at the hip doing everything together seeming couplish but not realizing it ….eddie takes reader to a party where Steve Harrington is unaware of their situation ship and he immediately starts flirting and eventually asks reader out…eddie gets a little jelly jelly causes a scene by throwing her over his shoulder and taking her out and home where they have the most intense /possessive (the hot kind) sex and he tells her she has to be his….

I love this idea. So I kinda changed it a little. And it kinda got away from me.

FWB

Pairings: Eddie Munson x BFF!plus size reader

A/N: Hey guys. This is a request I had for a while now and thought I would finally get to it. I know it's not exactly like the suggestion, but I absolutely love it. Thanks for reading. As always feedback is greatly appreciated and asks/comments are always welcomed. Kay love ya byyyyyeeee.

Word count: 7,058

Warnings: 18+ sexual situations/implications, oral (M&F receiving), unprotected sex, slight degrading, slight breeding kink, use of bondage, little bit of dom!Eddie, language, and not proof read.

I do not give permission for my work to be used or published anywhere else. Please respect all creators.

Summary: Fucked around and fell in love.

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Eddie was sitting on his bed re reading the Hobbit, when his roommate and best friend stormed into his room. Throwing yourself on the bed.

A deep sigh left your lips.

" Rough day?"

" Ugh! Like you wouldn't believe."

Eddie closed his book and grabbed a small bottle of lotion and took off your shoes and socks.

" Tell me about it."

You shook your head. " I'm just really fucking tired of working there. I swear to Buddha, if one more guy tells me 'do you have fries to go with that shake?' I'm punching him in the throat."

Eddie smirked. " Dude, can I be there to see it?"

You laughed. " Sure. But I'm warning you, if you don't stop me from kicking ass. I'm gonna go to jail."

He chuckled while massaging your feet. 

" Dude, this guy grabbed my ass today."

Eddie's brows pinched together and jawed flex as he looked at you.

Eddie was pissed. 

" And you know what he said after?"

" He said. ' Sorry sugar, I just can't help it. I like that wagon your draggin'"

He closed his eyes and pressed his lips. That had to be the funniest shit he ever heard. He was trying so hard not to laugh but he just couldn't.

You pulled one of your feet away and pushed him a little.

" It's not funny!"

" Yes….it…is" he said through his laughs. " To be fair sunshine. You do have a wagon back there."

" Hey, it's not my fault. Big butts and big guts run through the family. It's a curse. Destined to be ugly and fat."

Eddie stopped laughing and gave you a frown. 

" Sunshine stop that. You know you're not ugly. You're actually very beautiful."

You shrugged and pulled your other foot away. " I guess."

He put away the lotion and pulled you to lean against the headboard with him. Putting a hand on your thigh.

" Honestly sunshine. Why do you think guys hit on you at Benny's? Because you're one of the best looking girls in Hawkins."

You shoulder bumped him. " Thanks bud. But let me ask you something… why don't I have a boyfriend?"

" You want a boyfriend?"

You put your head on his shoulder. " Well no. What I really need is to get laid. It's been ages."

Eddie raised his brow. " How long is ages?" 

You sighed. " 7 months."

" JESUS!" 

You lifted your head and punched his arm. 

"Shut up! It's not like you're bringing girls back like you used to. How long has it been for you?"

" Uhh let's see….hmmm carry the two…."

" Eddie!" You punched him again.

" Ouch. Okay! Geez! It's been like 5 and counting."

" See. I'm not the only lame one here."

You sat there for a minute studying Eddie's expression. 

" Oh no." You sighed. " What's going on in that big head of yours?"

Eddie had a thought. Maybe it wasn't the best but fuck he really needed to get laid.

" Uhh you know how Gareth is friends with Alex?"

Your eyes widened. " You're not suggesting what I think you are?"

He chuckled nervously. If he was honest with himself, the only reason he didn't hook up with anyone was because of you. He didn't remember when it actually happened. But somehow he started having these…feelings. They weren't much at first. It was just after a long day at work, he couldn't wait to come home and talk to you. Or when he had a show all he wanted was to see your face in the crowd. You never went to his shows because you always worked the night shift on Tuesdays. But he really wanted you there. For some reason even though he saw you everyday, he felt like it wasn't enough. So maybe if he suggested something outlandish, you would agree. Then he can get closer than he'd ever been.

" I know it's weird because we're friends. But what if we did what they do?"

You shifted a little and Eddie could tell you were a little uncomfortable.

" I-I mean we don't…I just thought-"

" Just sex?"

He looked at you surprised by your question. Were you actually considering it?

" Y-yeah. It could be like a stress release."

" Hmmm…so how often would you say we can do it?"

Eddie looked away. Another question he wasn't prepared for.

" I- I guess when we need to."

Or want to…

You were quiet for a minute. Eddie heard you gulp. You turned to face him.

" Okay. But a few ground rules first."

Eddie was in shock. All he could do was nod.

" Oral is a must. For both parties."

He sucked in a breath. " Of-of course."

" No kissing. That's too intimate."

Eddie nodded again.

" Umm so shaving. I trim but I don't go bald. Are you okay with that?"

He swallowed then chuckled . " Y-yeah. The wilderness must be explored."

You playfully pushed him and giggled. He grinned.

" Uhh I trim too. But I still have a bush. Are you cool with that?" He said.

You looked away and blushed. Eddie couldn't help the smile plastered on his face. You looked so pretty when you got shy.

" That's fine. As long as I'm not flossing with them."

He chuckled. " No you won't."

You guys were quiet again. Eddie noticed you getting nervous. You always chewed on your nails when you did. 

" So besides the obvious penetration, what else do you like that guys have done?"

You brought your hand down from your mouth and started picking your nails. 

" Well umm I like my nipples played with…and biting."

Eddie tilted his head. " Biting?"

" Well not like biting biting, more like nibbling. And I like it a little rough. Kinda when the guy grabs my neck."

Fuck that's hot! He thought.

"Like this?" He said, wrapping his long fingers around your throat.

" Uhhh no…don't put pressure on my windpipe… Squeeze the veins."

He readjusted his fingers and squeezed.

" Mmm yeah…like that." You moaned.

God just that little sound you made got him so hard. You pushed his hand away and started fidgeting with your ring.

" What do you like?"

Eddie wiped his sweaty palms on his jeans and started playing with his rings.

" I uhhh well I like blow jobs."

You scoffed. " Who doesn't?"

" True….umm I also like when the girl rides me. Something about the way tits bounce. It's fucking hot."

You nodded. " I can do that."

Eddie smirked. " I umm this might sound weird. But I like using handcuffs."

" On you or the girl?"

" The girl."

" Hmmm…okay…I haven't done it like that. But umm maybe next time."

You guys were quiet again. 

Eddie cleared his throat. " So uhhh…are we gonna do this?"

You chewed on your lip for a second. " Only if it doesn't make things weird between us."

" I won't if you won't."

You nodded and got up.

" Where are you going?"

You looked back at him. " Gonna shower first. I got a little sweaty at work today. "

" That's okay. I don't mind."

You smiled at him. " I do though. Umm why don't you get ready and I'll be out in a minute."

Eddie got up and looked around his room. What should he do? 

He first took off all his clothes. Then put on some music. He moved the blanket to the side and laid down. His erection was fading and he didn't want you to see him soft so he started jerking himself off. After a few minutes you came back in just a towel.

" Woah. Okay you're naked." You said looking away.

" Yeah...you told me to get ready."

You climbed on his bed slowly holding onto the towel. 

" Can you get the light?" You asked, sitting by his feet.

Eddie reached over to pull the lamp string. As soon as it went dark he felt your hand rubbing his thigh.

" Can I put it in my mouth?"

He felt your hand slide up and grabbed him. 

" Yeah." He sighed.

His eyes rolled back feeling your lips press a soft kiss on his head. He groaned feeling your tongue lick a fat strip from his base to his tip. Swirling your tongue around his head then you sucked his tip gently giving him goosebumps. While pumping with your hand you took him deeper into your mouth.

Your mouth felt so good, so warm. And the way you sucked and licked him he swore he saw stars. 

Eddie's hand instinctively went for the back of your head. Then out of nowhere you let go of him with a little pop. Your hand continued to pump him while you sucked on his balls. His hips jerked up feeling your tongue circling each one.

"Fuck! Mmmm…god that's fucking good."

He felt you hum with one of his balls in your mouth. You let go after a minute and cupped them to keep them warm. Return your focus back to his throbbing cock. 

Shit how are you so good at that? 

He felt his release coming but as much as he would love to fill your pretty mouth with his load. He had to make sure he made you feel good too.

" Uhh sunshine?"

You hummed with a mouth full of him.

" Can I taste you now?"

You let up and kept pumping him and massaging his balls.

" Yeah."

You moved to lay down as Eddie got between your legs.  The towel fell towards your hips as you raised your knees. He spread your knees and got close, taking a whiff.

Damn you smell so good. 

When he ran his fingers between your folds you were so slick. 

All this for sucking me off? 

Normally Eddie would be very vocal about all of this. But this was already crossing that line between friends and just a hookup. To him this was more than that. You were his best friend and he didn't want to disrespect you. Or make you feel like just an object.

He stuck his tongue out and gave you one slow lick from your entrance to your swollen clit.

JESUS H….how are you so sweet?

After the first taste test, he dove in. You had been quiet for a second until he started flicking his tongue on your clit. The soft moans were driving him mad. He wanted more. Needed to make you say his name. But you didn't.

When Eddie looked up the soft amber glow from the light outside shone on you making you look so beautiful. You had pulled the towel off and were massaging your tits. Now that he saw you completely naked he choked on his own spit. Every roll and all your stretch marks were so sexy to him. And your tits…God he wanted them in his mouth. 

He readjusted so he could reach up and play with one. 

" Eddie…finger me." 

Your voice was so soft and sweet he got impossibly harder.

With his free hand he slid in his middle and ring finger while sucking on your clit. He then curled his fingers up in a come hither motion. He was gentle at first, making sure you adjusted to his stretch.

Fuck! So tight and wet.

" Press harder." You moaned.

He did so and your moans turned into heavy breathing and whimpers.

" Ohhhh… like… that."

You started moving your hips and your hand went into his hair. 

" Ohhh Eddie shit." 

He felt your walls pulsate and he smiled to himself. 

You gonna cum? Shit…not yet.

When he pulled out his fingers you whined.

" Condom?" He asked. Voice low and deep, full of lust.

" You have one?"

" Yeah"

He crawled up your body until he was face to face with your ample breast. Taking your nipple into his mouth and tugging it gently. He reached over to his nightstand and fumbled around grabbing a rubber. He moved his mouth to the other side and played with your nipple. He hurried and put in the condom. After, he aligned himself to your entrance, preparing himself to cross the line. He looked up at you and you had your eyes closed pressing your lips together.

" Sunshine…are you okay?"

" Mhmm. I just can't believe we're gonna have sex."

" We don't have to. We can stop and pretend this never happened."

You looked at him with a hint of concern. Then you smiled.

" Nope. You have to fuck me now."

Eddie smirked.

A guttural groan came out as he pushed himself in you. His body trembled. He was not expecting you to feel this good. It almost felt like you were a virgin. As he pushed further he stopped half way when he felt your already tight hole get even tighter.

Your body stiffened under him. He met your eyes and gave you a questionable look. 

" Umm can you kiss my neck?" You whispered.

He nodded and pressed tender kisses all over. Then he moved a little deeper and nipped at your neck. Feeling you relaxed again he continued to thrust in. He was almost at the hilt when he hit a spot that made you gasp.

" There?" His voice was husky.

" Y-yes…fuu."

He pulled out a little then went back in, hitting it again. Your moans drove him crazy. It honestly sounded like music. 

Picking up the pace Eddie sucked on your nipples again. Leaving small bruises around them. You dug your fingernails into his back. Not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough to leave little crescent shapes. 

Eddie groaned and panted. He was so close. In order to get you there faster, he reached down and rubbed your clit. Your hips bucked into his and you cried out his name.

He latched his lips to your neck nipping and sucking. 

" Eddie…fuck! Gonna cum."

He grunted, thrusting harder.

" Cum sunshine." He said against your hot skin.

He then heard you go silent. He rested his forehead on your collar bone and screwed his eyes shut when he felt your release. His arms trembled while holding himself up. His load filled the condom. Once he was finished he just stayed there for a minute to catch his breath.

" Jesus…I really needed that." You said just above a whisper.

A small chuckle left him. " Same."

He pulled out and laid down. He wanted to grab you and cuddle but you quickly got up and put the towel back on.

" Same time tomorrow?" You asked.

" Uhh sure."

" Okay. Gonna shower again. Night bud."

"N-night."

When you left he just laid there in disbelief. 

Shit! That was great.

…

Over the next month Eddie got to have sex with you almost every other day. For the most part you initiated it by randomly sucking him off. Or showing up half naked in his room. He wasn't complaining though. He loved your mouth and your pussy. You always were so wet for him and gave the best head. Most importantly though he was falling deeper in love with you.

One particular day you were in the kitchen making dinner as usual when he got home from the shop. Something came over him seeing you in that red and white plaid apron. Things were calm that day. No stressful situations or anything that might need some type of release. When things started that's why you guys had sex. However, it quickly became more. To him if felt like you had sex with him not only because he could make you cum. But that you started to like him how he liked you.

He grinned at you and sat at the counter.

" So how was your day?" You asked with a smile.

" It was good. How was yours?" 

Eddie watched as you went to the fridge and pulled out a beer for him. He noticed that you weren't wearing any underwear. He licked his lips when you turned around. You were wearing gray track shorts. They hugged your big round ass so good, it had him wanting to drop to his knees and worship you.

You turned around to hand him his drink and smiled.

" It was good too. No assholes today. "

He took a swig and wiped his mouth. 

" That's good sunshine. So uhhh what's for dinner?"

You looked up from the stove. Your eyes meeting his made his heart pound. Your long eyelashes kissed your cheeks.

" Tacos."

" Mmmm love tacos."

You looked back to the pan and mixed the beef.

" I know."

" Do you need help?" He offered

" Umm no. I got this. Just relax."

He watched you move around the kitchen. You were so graceful. But then you bent over to grab someone from the lower cabinet. His eyes nearly popped out of his head. Your cheeks spread a little. When you stood up the fabric of the shorts got stuck between. 

Eddie stood up and took one more drink before heading around the counter. He wanted you so he was going for it.

He walked up behind you and slowly pressed his erection against your bottom. To his surprise you arched your back and pressed your bottom closer to his hips. He ran his hand up your side to your neck. Tilting it a little so he could kiss you there. 

" Mmm Eddie…I'm cooking."

" Turn the stove off. " He said between kisses. " The only taco I want right now is yours."

" Ewww!" You giggled.

He smiled against your skin. Pressing harder against your ass.

"Seriously Eddie. I'm gonna burn the meat or get burned."

He suddenly grabbed your hip and pulled you away from the stove. He quickly turned it off and returned his attention to you. You had put your hands on the edge of the counter to balance yourself as he took off your shorts. Once you were out of them he pulled your hips back so that you were bent over a bit. You threw your head back and moaned when he slid his fingers inside you. 

Eddie was so hard he couldn't wait to be inside you. With his free hand he quickly undid his belt and unbuttoned his pants. Pulling them down and letting them fall to his ankles. He removed his fingers from you and spread your wetness over his rock hard cock. He moved your legs further apart then slowly began to fuck you. 

" Such a good fucking pussy." He groaned.

" Mmmm such a good cock….so pretty…and thick." 

He smirked at your words. He remembered when you started talking during sex. It was easily in the top 3 of the best times with you. 

Eddie reached around and started rubbing lazy circles around your clit. Before he knew it you went quiet like you did every time you came. Your perfect pussy hugged him pulling out his cum. He immediately pulled out and stroked himself until he came on your ass. When he was finished he grabbed a paper towel and cleaned you up. He pulled up his jeans and helped you put on your shorts.

When you turned around you were in a blissful state. He moved to brush your hair behind your ear. He looked deep into your eyes. He leaned in to kiss you, but you moved and gave him a kiss on the cheek. 

You went back to the stove. " Why don't you take a shower and I'll finish up dinner."

Eddie stared at you. His heart was telling him to confess. But he knew if he did, he would ruin everything.

Instead of saying anything he went to shower. 

…

The moment things changed for you, was when Eddie said that he loved you one night. He was a bit drunk and so were you. It all started a week after he tried to kiss you. See, though you wanted to kiss him, that would make things a hell of a lot more complicated. You should have known better to have sex with your best friend. But after the first time, you didn't want anyone else but him. 

So the following Tuesday you had to ask for the night off so you could surprise Eddie and the guys with a cake. Congratulating them on their 200th show. For just over 4 years Corroded Coffin had been playing at the Hideout every Tuesday. You never got to see them in action before. Only in Gareth's garage. So what a perfect time to see them. You knew Eddie would be happy. He had begged you for a whole year to go. But things never happened. 

You were so looking forward to seeing him. And tonight was going to be different. You knew you guys were gonna end up hooking up again. But this time was gonna be different. You knew it was.

And you would be right. Just not in the way you expected. 

When you got to the bar you sat at the counter, with the cake next to you. You smiled up at the stage when your friends came out. Eddie looked so good, he had you squirming in your stool. He hadn't seen you yet which was perfect. You had asked the bartender for a knife and he obliged. 

The show was just about over and you went to the back room and waited for the guys. But when they finally came there was some random chick hanging on Eddie. You didn't look at him when he approached you. You just faked a smile.

" Ummm surprise." You said trying to not cry.

" Sunshine! What?" 

Eddie and the guys looked at the cake and all gave you a hug, thank you. The hot thin redhead tried to wrap her arms around Eddie's neck but he pushed her arms away and went to hug you.

But before he could you turned around and started cutting pieces of cake. When Eddie followed, you asked without looking at him if he could get you a drink. Something strong. He agreed and when he came back the redhead was gone. You guys exchanged drinks and cake. You went to sit down with Gareth and started talking to him like if Eddie wasn't there burning a hole in the side of your face with his eyes.

You pounded the drink trying your best to not look at Eddie. Because if you did it would break your heart. Knowing that you and him would never be more than just friends.

As the night went on the drinking continued at home. Eddie was drinking his blue ribbon while you had rum and coke. After a few drinks you were feeling really good. You went to the radio and turned it on. Then you started dancing. Eddie sat on the couch and watched your wide hips sway. When you caught his eye you smiled and motioned him to dance with you. 

Eddie finished his beer and went to you. You grabbed his hands and rocked him side to side. He chuckled and spun you around. You lost your balance for a second. But he pulled you into his arms. You threw back your head and giggled, making him laugh even more. When you finally stopped laughing you looked at him. He looked back and forth between your eyes. 

"Can I-" he tried to ask if he could kiss you but you grabbed his hand and pulled him into your room. You quickly got undressed then went to him and helped him out of his clothes. Once he was completely naked you led him to your bed and had him sit down while you got on your knees and started licking and sucking his cock. 

Eddie's hand went to the back of your head watching your cheeks hollowing around him. He moaned, feeling the back of your throat. 

"J-jesus!"

You hummed and massaged his balls. You bobbed and stroked him for a few minutes before he wanted to feel you.

" Ride me."

You let go of him and gave him a look. This would be the first time you did this. 

" Common sunshine. You can do it."

You nodded and he helped you stand. He moved back and laid down while you grabbed a condom. After sliding it down his thick long cock you went to straddle him. With your hands on his chest you spread your legs wide so that your thick thighs could open enough for him. Once you did he grabbed his length and found your core. 

He grunted feeling your warmth surrounding him. You returned his moans with gasps. With one hand on your hip and the other on your breast you began rocking. 

This felt so good. It felt like it was supposed to have happened all along. The whole time you rode him your eyes were closed and Eddie wished you would just look at him and see how much he was in love with you. And as if you read his mind you opened your eyes and stared at him. There was this moment of awkwardness and it looked like you were gonna cry. Without hesitation he sat up and wrapped his arms around your waist. As you rocked faster you said something that he'd been dying to do for months.

" Kiss me." you whispered

Your voice was small and so soft. He thought he imagined it. He then cupped your face. And for the first time since this started you didn't move away. He kissed you with everything he had. And by all the gods it felt amazing. So much so that both you and he stopped moving and just kissed each other. It was so perfect and beautiful that he started to tear up. You started moving again about a minute later. Only this time you went slow. This was no longer just fucking to cum. This was making love. Something that he never really did before. To him it was incredible. It was for you too. But for you it felt like it was the last time you were gonna do this. It felt like a goodbye. Like this friends with benefits thing had finally come to an end. And it broke your heart. How could you go back to being just friends when all you wanted to do was be in his arms? To be the only girl he touched like this. To be the only one who made him feel good. 

You had to stop. Because of these feelings. Feelings that should have never happened. 

You kissed him until you were close. 

"Eddie." You whimpered into his mouth.

" I feel it. Go ahead…I'm coming too." 

He pulled you back into a deep kiss before he felt you clench and soak him while he exploded into the condom.

That night he fell asleep with you. As he spooned you he buried his nose in your hair and moaned softly. He whispered three little words that made you silently cry because you knew that it didn't mean anything. You whispered them back but also added 'I wish we never did this'.

…

Two weeks went by and for some reason Eddie barely saw you. You had switch shifts so that you worked opposite of him and you picked up extra hours saying something about buying a car. Which he didn't understand because you could take his van whenever you wanted. 

Eddie missed you. His heart started to ache when he wasn't able to talk to you like he used to. It felt like a piece of him was missing. So he decided to ask you to come with him to a party this upcoming weekend.

You just got off of work and he was just about to leave when you guys had a minute together.

He smiled " Hey sunshine." 

You gave him a small thin lip one. " Hey."

He felt the tension.

" So uhhh listen. There's this party tomorrow." 

You put your stuff down and went to the fridge and pulled out a beer.

" Umm do you want to go…with me?"

You turned and looked at him. He swore you never looked so beautiful.

" Will there be alcohol?"

He smirked. " Tons."

You nodded, taking a swig of your drink. 

" Great! Umm well I got to go. I'll see you later."

He was going to hug you but you held up your hand waving him goodbye taking another drink and headed to your room.

He wanted to not go to work. What he really wanted was to follow you. To kiss and hug you. Make love to you all day. But, he chose to wait.

He said a silent "I love you' and went about his day.

The next night he was waiting for you to come out of the bathroom, so that you guys could go. When you did, you were wearing the cutest sundress and sandals. You gave him a smile and grabbed your purse.

" You look…wow."

You giggled a little and playful pushed him. " Common Eddie. Let's go get drunk."

He quickly opened the door for you and you pushed him again. He grinned watching your wide hips and perfectly big ass sway in the dress. He jogged to open the passenger door. You smiled again and got in. 

Once at the party you immediately separated from him. He looked everywhere but it was like you just disappeared. About 15 minutes in he went outside to hit up the keg. That's when he was bum rushed by the girl he met at the Hideout. She threw her arms around his neck and planted a harsh slobbered kiss on his mouth. 

When you saw that you looked away and tried to focus your sight on something else. Everything Steve Harrington said to you went in one ear and out the other. When you got to the party all you wanted to do was hide in the bathroom and drink. But on the way there you ran into the very handsome Steve " the hair" Harrington. He accidentally spilled his drink on your shirt when he came out of the restroom. He apologized profusely and offered you a dry shirt. The awkward silence that followed was damn near impossible to stand. Steve knew that uncomfortability right away. His older sister had insecurities about her weight as well. Without another word he grabbed your hand and led you to a room and rummaged through his sister's dresser. He pulled out a few options and turned around to give you your privacy so that you can change.

Now you were having a wonderful conversation with him in his backyard. Then you saw Eddie kiss that girl from the bar. It was in that moment you knew, you loved your best friend. But you would never be his. And though it tore you to pieces you faked a smile and started the conversation back up with Steve. For the most part it was innocent enough. Until Steve leaned in and put an arm around your shoulders while Robin Buckley and her girlfriend joined the conversation. What possessed you to lean into Steve had you at a loss. Maybe it was coming to the realization you could never have your best friend the way you've been wanting him had finally caught up to you. Or maybe it was because Steve was handsome and charming. Either way you flirted back so hard that if you replayed the night again and watched from an outside perspective you would cringe like no other. 

Which was what Eddie did. After the chick kissed him he pushed her away and just shook his head. " Look, I'm here with someone. And if she sees you talking to me, we're both dead." 

The girl scoffed and walked away. Well more like stubbled away. He again shook his head and watched her disappear into the house. When his eyes scanned the backyard he saw you. And to his surprise, you were flirting. Like flirting flirting. With Harrington of all people.

Eddie squeezed his red solo cup, spilling his fresh beer all over his jacket when he saw that dick put his arm around you. Eddie's heart started to race and his thoughts went bezerk. He wanted to march right up to you, punch Steve square in the jaw and take you home and punish you for flirting. But then you leaned into him. You did that thing you do with your hair. You were never really a girly girl, which Eddie loved about you. But you did this thing where you would twirl your hair around your finger when you were thinking about something sexual. That's how Eddie knew when you needed a good fucking. It was your subconscious signal to him. Now you were doing it for Steve. That's when he saw red. He…was…furious. He tossed his cup and walked towards you. He took a few deep breaths to calm down so that he didn't cause a scene. Even though he really wanted to cause a mother fucking scene. 

" Sunshine?!"

When you looked over to him you immediately knew he was pissed. You quickly pulled out of Steve's reach and grabbed Eddie's arm.

" What happened bud?"

You studied his jacket and shook your head.

" Eddie, the alcohol is going to ruin your jacket."

" Can we go?" He asked.

You nodded and said bye to everyone.

Once at home you were in the kitchen making some soapy water to clean his jacket. Eddie was on edge. He was about to do something that you guys never did before. You were mid cleaning when he grabbed your hand and pulled you to his room.

" Eddie?"

" Be quiet. And take off your clothes."

Your eyes went wide. " W-what?"

Eddie tore off his clothes and started to undress you.

" Eddie?"

He met your eyes and you just knew. Things were about to get intense.

Once you were naked he stepped back and stared at your beautiful luscious body.

" So fuck sexy." He said in a lustful deep tone that shook you to your core. " Hands together."

You swallowed and brought your wrist together. He reached over to his head board and grabbed his handcuffs. Snapping the cold metal around your wrists. He pushed you on the bed and lifted your arms above your head and hooked the cuffs to the board. After he looked at you and got so close to your face.

" I'm gonna fuck you until the thought of being with anyone else is out of your head."

You tried to say something but he stopped you by kissing you roughly. His tongue swirled in your mouth and his big rough hands grabbed you everywhere. You moaned against his lips when his fingers slipped through your folds and started rubbing figure eights around your clit. 

" So wet for me sunshine."

" Mmmm" you hummed.

" Does anyone else get you this wet?"

His question seemed more like a statement than a question. And before you could answer he slipped two fingers in your warmth. Pumping steadily. You arched your back pressing your ample breast against his flexed chest.

" Mmm yeah sunshine? Like my fingers in you?"

It felt so good that you couldn't say anything. You just whimpered and nodded. 

" Such a good fucking girl. A good little slut….just for me."

His words were driving you crazy. He never said anything like this before. But by God did you love it.

He started pumping hard and adding a come hither motion with his fingers, teasing you g-spot. While moaning his name, Eddie took one of your tits in his mouth. Tugging at your nipple. You threw your head back and cursed. Eddie smirked to himself. 

" That's right…only I know how to get you to cum so fast."

You whined and squirmed. Feeling your release come. And just before you did Eddie moved down your body, removing his fingers and replacing them with his tongue. He thumbed at your clit and lapped up your wetness. This release was brief, but it felt so good doing it on his tongue. You were panting trying to get your bearings when he flipped you over and pulled at your hips to get you to your knees.

" Scoot up" he ordered.

You moved up a little and grabbed a hold of the long chain hanging from the cuffs.

" That's it. Such a good girl."

Eddie stroked your ass and gave you a tap. You gasped at the tiggle it left behind. 

" Think you can flirt with other guys in front of me?"

He tapped your ass again. Harder this time causing you to whimper.

" E-eddie?"

" Sunshine…I'm gonna fuck you now. And I'm not gonna wear a condom."

You were quiet for a second until he smacked your ass again.

" Oh-okay."

Eddie grabbed his cock and moved it through your folds. Spreading your slick all over him. He eased in slowly until he bottomed out. His eyes rolled back feeling your cunt pulsating around him. Fitting him like a glove. You whined when you wanted him to move and he smirked. His hand went down your back and wrapped in your hair. His thrusts were hard and slow. Once he found your spot he set a steady pace and your breath sighs and moans got louder. 

" Yessss. Fuuu….take it…yeah take this fucking cock like the good little slut you are."

" Eddieeee."

" Yeah…say my name…."

" Ed-ed-"

" Damn sunshine. You're taking me so well. Love your pussy…such a good fucking pussy."

Eddie looked down and watched his cock going in and out of you. With your tight walls slightly following his dick as he pulled out a little. 

" This is mine. Baby this perfect pussy is mine."

" Oh Eddie….I'm gonna-"

" I know….ugh….feel it….you want me to cum in you or pull out?"

You didn't even take a second to think before you answered.

" Cum in me…fill me up."

Eddie was shocked. But to be honest he'd been wanting this forever.

" Yeah?"

"Y-yes ed-eddie…please!"

" You want it? You want me to fuck a baby into you?"

Your eyes rolled back and the thought of having Eddie's baby did it for you. All you could do was whimper a small yes. With that, Eddie came long and hard into you. 

When he was finished draining he pulled out and uncuffed you. Your body went slack and you practically fell on the bed panting. Eddie was trying to catch his breath too and he laid down next to you. He grabbed your wrist and kissed them gently.

" You okay sunshine?"

" Mmhmm…so good."

Eddie grinned. " I'll be right back."

Eddie returned with a warm washcloth and a Gatorade. He gave you the drink and cleaned between your legs before cleaning himself. He left again to grab you a shirt and panties from your room. He put on a pair of plaid boxers. You handed him the Gatorade and got dressed too. Once you were clothed you went to the linen closet and pulled out new sheets for his bed. This had become kind of a force of habit. You would always leave a wet spot on his bed after. So not wanting him to sleep on that, even though he would love it. You changed his sheets. Eddie had already taken off the previous ones when you went back and began helping you put the fresh ones on. Once his bed was made you started for the door to head to your room. But Eddie grabbed your hand.

" Sleep with me sunshine."

You hesitated for a second. But nodded. You both laid there looking up at the ceiling. Another first when it came to the weird relationship. You never slept with him after well just once before. But after that time you made sure to never do it again. You started getting in your head about him and that girl. But Eddie was about to make you forget all about her.

As Eddie laid there he was debating with himself on what he would say. There was a lot that just went on and he wanted to address every single thing. But the first thing he was going to bring up was him and you.

" Don't do that again."

You turned your head to look at him. He was still staring up at the ceiling. Confused on what you did wrong, you asked.

" Do what Eddie?"

He looked at you with his serious face that always made you laugh. Except this time. You were worried that you fucked up somehow and now he was pissed off at you.

" Flirt with other guys." Eddie saw you furrow your brow and realized he needed to be more clear. " We're together okay. So don't flirt with other guys."

You blinked a few times before you answered.

" O-oh…umm sorry. I-I didn't know."

" Well now you do."

You smiled to yourself. We're together.

Eddie then pulled you into his arms and gave you a quick but very passionate kiss. 

" Sleep in here from now on, yeah?"

You nodded. But then the thought of that girl came and ruined your brief moment of bliss.

" Eddie, what about that girl?"

He smiled seeing the little look in your eye he knew all too well that was jealousy.

" Sunshine, I'm yours. Always have been and always will be."

" Promise?"

" Promise promise baby."

You said a small okay and snuggled closer to him. Out of nowhere you started to giggle.

Eddie lifted his head to look at you. " What's so funny, chuckles?"

" I'm sorry…but 'fuck a baby into you'."

Eddie smirked. " Yeah so?"

" Oh it's nothing…it's just…I'm on the pill."

Eddie sat up and stared down at you. " You're telling me all this time I could have done that without a condom?"

" Well it is for your protection and mine."

" Sunshine, I haven't been with anyone but you since we started doing this."

You looked up at him with big eyes. " Really?"

" Yeah duh. All this time I just wanted you."

You looked away and smiled. " Me too."

Eddie laid back down and cuddled with you again. After a few minutes he cleared his throat." Uhhh can we do that again?"

" Right now?" 

"Yes please."

You laughed. " Only if we can use the handcuffs again."

"Shit...yeah definitely."

You laughed again and quickly took off your panties. " Let's do this."

Eddie chuckled and grabbed his cuffs. Before he put them on he kissed you. When he pulled away he looked you deep in the eyes and smiled.

" I love you sunshine." 

You smiled. " Love you too."

…

@salenorona23

#fanfic #eddie munson #eddie munson x female original character #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x plus size reader #eddie x reader #stranger things #eddie my beloved #eddie x fem!reader #eddie x y/n #plus size reader #bff x eddie #eddie smut #eddie x you #eddie x plus size reader #eddie x oc #eddie x bff

[spnfanficpond]

New Member Spotlight - December 2023

The Pond is always growing and we want to make our new members feel welcome! Here’s a list of recent additions to our fishy family, along with a little info about them!

Guppies, Jellies, and Mutuals, oh, my!

@mayalaen -

Other SM names? - Mayalaen on AO3, Discord, Twitter, Bluesky, LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, etc.

OTP? - I'm a multishipper so no true OTP.

Other fandoms? - Mostly Stranger Things, OFMD, Stargate SGA/SG1, Star Trek, X-FIles, and Angel the Series/Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I'm interested in a lot of fandoms.

Looking for in the Pond? - I like to encourage people to write and create and I like to make friends in fandom. I was referred to the Pond for that by some members.

Something to signal boost? - I run a monthly writing/art challenge on AO3 called SPNColdestHits that you guys have already been boosting (THANK YOU!!). It's multifandom now and accepts art and original fic, not just fanfic. This is the AO3 collection link and of course, we're @spncoldesthits here on Tumblr, but we're also on Discord, Twitter, Bluesky, and Pillowfort.

Pairings you read? - I'll read pretty much any pairing, poly or otherwise. I'm not interested in reader insert, but I've read some.

Genres you read? - I prefer darkfic and/or kink, but I read anything.

Favorite writer(s)? - Xanthe Walter, but they haven't been active in fandom for about 2 years now.

What do you like to write? - My favorite is darkfic, D/S AU, and kink, but I also love writing crack and all other genres.

Masterlist!

Most underappreciated fic? - It's newer but it has the least amount of hits from the list of non-crack/non-gift fics and is an SPN/Blacklist crossover. Caging the Mongoose.

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? - I really would like to write some SPN/HDM fusions. I keep toying with the idea, but have never posted any of them. I always work better when I have prompts or ideas from others to spur me on.

.@leatafandom -

Other SM names? - @leatawrites, Leata (AO3 and Discord)

OTP? - Sabriel

Other fandoms? - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Marvel, BBC Merlin, Star Trek, Doctor Who

Looking for in the Pond? - I could use some help with tags and challenging myself to write different things.

Pairings you read? - Ships, Gens, Poly fics

Genres you read? - Angst is my favorite but fluff and smut are always wonderful

Favorite writer(s)? - Yes, @idabbleincrazy on Tumblr or Gabriel_is_my_guardian_angel89 on Ao3

What do you like to write? - Angst, Horror, Smut, Bittersweet/Sad Things

Masterlist!

Most underappreciated fic? - My most underappreciated story is probably one of my original horror short stories. My most underappreciated fanfic is probably Becoming One,Two, and One Again.

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? -I really would like to write more horror however I feel like I struggle with expressing fear, scenery/detail descriptions, and word choice

@oganizediguana -

Other SM names? - Oganizediguana on Discord

OTP? - Destiel

Other fandoms? - I tiptoe through many fandoms, but SPN is my home. Good Omens

Looking for in the Pond? - I’d love to get encouragement for writing and the confidence to share my work. But I’d also love to just meet interesting people.

Pairings you read? - 99% destiel

Genres you read? - I read it all, but mutual pining slow burn is what makes me feel all the things. I love a good canon-compliant AU. I’m happy with anything that ends happily. Or at least hopefully.

Favorite writer(s)? - On AO3: NorthernSparrow, tenoko1, saltnhalo, there are so many amazing authors in this fandom!

What do you like to write? - Everything seems to turn into angst.

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? - I’d like the confidence to share what I have written.

@dragonslayer-5fanfiction -

Other SM names? - Ao3- Dragonslayer5

Other fandoms? - haikyuu, daria, lotr/the hobbit, tmnt

Looking for in the Pond? - I just want to make friends and read good fanfic. I like to beta read. Maybe write some fanfic, but I have writer's block rn.

Pairings you read? - Reader insert

Genres you read? - Fluff, crack. One bed, and arranged marriage forced proximity tropes.

What do you like to write? - Reader inserts. Fluff.

Masterlist! AO3 Works list

Most underappreciated fic? - Do You Think About Me? (not SPN)

Something you haven't written but would like to try? Why not? How can we help? -Honestly, writing two characters from the Fandom. I typically stick to reader insert, and I'm a little scared I won't get the characteristics right or the dynamic.

That's all for this month, folks! (If we're missing anyone, let us know and we'll add them to next month's list!) Make sure to say hi to the newbies and make them feel welcome! Thanks to all from @manawhaat, @mrswhozeewhatsis, @mariekoukie6661, @thoughtslikeaminefield, @katbratsupernaturalwhore and @heavenssexiestangel!

#welcome #new member post #pond admin #spnwin #supernatural #the winchesters #long post #fan fiction #fanfiction #fan fic #fanfic #spn fan fiction #spn fanfiction #spn fan fic #spn fanfic #supernatural fan fiction #supernatural fan fic #supernatural fanfiction #supernatural fanfic #spn prequel #pond events

[figkeele]

during the last two days, I finished reading 3 books.* my eyeballs feel like jelly, but my brain is so refreshed.

now maybe I can start editing this long-ass fic again. 😭😭😭

(*The Hobbit, Skyward Inn, and What Lies in the Woods if anyone's interested)

#gigi's personal post

[fever-dreams-at-dawn]

I do both SFW and NSFW requests.

Fandoms:

Lord Of The Rings

The Hobbit

Harry Potter

The Avengers (I know it's marvel)

Marvel

DC

Dracula Untold

The Lost Boys

Twilight

The Labyrinth

Star Trek (Original series, next generation, and deep space nine. Essentially all but voyager.)

Miss peregrine's home for peculiar children.

The Outsiders

Narnia (if you request Aslan, PLEASE state what animal you wish the reader to be. UNLESS, you want me to make Aslan a shape shifter, okay?)

Spiderman: into the spider-verse and SpiderMan: beyond the spider-verse.

Rules:

No hard angst. It has to have comfort. Let me say it more clearly, there are only certain types of angst I'll do, but any I do, will have comfort.

No bullying, homophobia, sexism, or racism. I will not tolerate the haters bullshit.

If you are confused about something. Please ask me, I'll do my best to help.

Do NOT request scat play or water works. I'm not kink shaming but I haven't the slightest idea how to write it and I can't visualize it.

No non-con, dub-con or rape, I shouldn't have to say it but I am.

No vore. Just..no.

Yes. You can request monster fucker content. But only if the monster or said creature in question is sentient, at least humanoid (only applies to some) and has human intelligence. For example. You can request Venom, Davy Jones, centaur's or fauns(deer ppl), and Odo (his jelly little self). But you can't request one of the twilight boys in their wolf form, and you can't request a warg from lotr or the hobbit (Wtf). Understand now? And for fucks sake, if you request fucking Aslan (Narnia), PLEASE state what animal you wish the reader to be. UNLESS, you want me to make Aslan a shape shifter, okay?

No beastiality, zoophilia, or any of that stuff. Got it?

About me:

I'm genderfluid/pangender

I'm 5'8 and on the curvy side.

I'm diagnosed with multiple disassociate disorders and on top of that, I have other health/mental conditions. (Fun fact, my kneecaps pop out of socket)

I'm an animal person and own some.

I have to have some type of background noise at all times.

I'm usually a laid back person that goes with the flow but I'm also a chaotic neutral.

I'm only slightly new to writing.

My hobbies are: reading, napping, horse-back riding, music, and drawing.

I call dicks Weninei's. It may seem childish, but it's a running thing I say when referring to a penis.

#harry potter #harry potter x reader #LOTR #lord of the rings #the hobbit #the hobbit x reader #the avengers #the Avengers x reader #Marvel #DC #Marvel x reader #DC x reader #Dracula Untold #Dracula Untold x reader #The lost boys #the lost boys x reader #Twilight x reader #Twilight #The Labyrinth #The Labyrinth x reader #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #star trek #star trek deep space nine #star trek next gen #narnia #narnia x reader #spider man: into the spider verse #spider man: beyond the spider verse

[lunarwhisperer]

did u notice wendy has a photo of her and stan in her room?? so cute 😭

Yes, I have!

Actually, this isn't the first time that picture of her and Stan has been shown, because it also appeared in "The Hobbit" episode , when Kanye West went to read a story to Wendy about a jelly hater.

#south park #southpark #stendy #south park stendy #wendy testaburger #lunarwhispererasks

[cookingadventures]

LotR Marathon

I've never seen the LotR movies or read the books so I figured it's about time. My mom has always loved the books and kept trying to get me to read them. I read The Hobbit in 4th grade, then could not get through The Fellowship of the Ring, but decided to give it another shot now, so I re-read The Hobbit and read the entire trilogy, and I really enjoyed them! After that, we watched all of The Hobbit movies, and are now planning to marathon all of The Lord of the Rings movies (extended editions) with friends, and 7 hobbit meals (all vegetarian). We made most of the food ahead of time and froze it so there will be very little cooking the day of. Our planned date got postponed because we caught covid but we're hoping to do it soon!

Edit now that we did it! : I updated with a few changes based on what we actually did. In total, it took us about 13 hours with all the breaks for food. We were exhausted by the end and so stuffed, but we made it and had a great time!

1. Breakfast: Full English Breakfast (veg British style Baked Beans, vegan sausage, vegan bacon, fried eggs, sauteed mushrooms, pan fried tomatoes, toast)

2. Second Breakfast: Lembas

3. Elevenses: Potato Soup for Sam (omit the bacon or use veg bacon)

4. Luncheon: Pork Pies (to make it vegetarian: for the meat we used 3x Impossible beef and 1x Lightlife Sausage since Impossible sausage has garlic powder and someone coming couldn't have garlic, for the dough we used vegetable shortening, and for the jelly we used agar agar and veg broth)

5. Tea: Seed Cake, Beorn's Honey Cakes (made this into two small loaf cakes instead), also bought mini scones from Wegman's (Vanilla, blueberry, and orange cranberry) and served with clotted cream and jam (raspberry and orange marmalade)

6. Dinner: Tom Bombadil's - "yellow cream and honeycomb, and white bread, and butter; milk, cheese, green herbs, and ripe berries gathered" - we set out all of these, clotted cream as "yellow cream", butter, bread, 4 different cheeses (blueberry vanilla goat cheese, red dragon cheddar, "bree", and coastal cheddar), blueberries and raspberries, basil, sage, rosemary, thyme, and milk.

7. Supper: Farmer Maggot's - "a mighty dish of mushrooms and bacon" (used vegan thick cut bacon found here, fell apart a lot but still tastes good)

#lotr #lotr marathon #vegetarian

[probablyaseamonster]

Secret Life hot take kinda?

I really didn't like the merch. Felt cheap as hell. Also, I felt like there were so many ways it could've been more creative, you know?

I was hesitant to put this out there because 1) it's a complete asshole move to say "your thing sucks, here's some of MY ideas" and 2) I heard that Grian tries really hard to come up with new ideas for each season's theme ON HIS OWN and he doesn't want to be inspired or influenced by any suggestions he recieves.

But well. I have decided to share my ideas anyway, because i want to. Hope you guys like them?

- Pizza on everything. I want him on tee-shirts, phone cases, keychains, stickers - he's one of the most iconic pets in the Life Series and he deserves his own merch! Also it'd be fun to draw actual pizza next to him if whatever way

Similarly: edgy red wolf-moon shirt with the line "til death do us part" with the letters L and Y drawn over the first word in a different font so it looks like Scott handwrote on top of a line from a book

Graphic design of Scarlet Pearl looking scary, either with the moon behind her or the moon-shaped scythes the fandom likes to draw her with poised and ready, and the line "something wicked this way comes" in distinct typography

Dogwarts banner as a poster. This one would be really simple I think and it's subtle enough to have people outside the fandom not even be able to GUESS what it's a reference to

Similarly, the Cherry Blossom shield pattern as a banner. I know they weren't as interesting as Dogwarts but they're like one of the only alliances who had something akin to a flag and their colours were aesthetic anyway, similar reason as Dogwarts

Fake band poster of Gem and the Scotts

Beanie designed to look like a mound of dirt, representing the Mounders

Cute design of an upside down house with the words "YES I KNOW IT'S UPSIDE DOWN" underneath. To anyone not in the fandom it reads as one of those "don't ask me blank" shirts

Cute design of an angry yorkshire terrier with a bone in its mouth with the words "the hound of hell" underneath in bloody gorey print to contrast

Stickers that come in quartets for BEST and TIES - bonus points if the B is green, the E is white-blue, the S is red, the T is orange, and the I is yellow, bonus BONUS points if the B has a mossy pattern, E has a snowflake pattern, T has a flame pattern, S has a halo, and I has demon horns

Cute ghast with puppy-dog eyes saying "We can still be friends!" Again, has a different vibe without context but isn't totally incomprehensible

Cute cartoon clock-people standing tough with the phrase "don't mess with the family" underneath in some font that makes you think of mafias or crime lords

Bread wearing sunglasses - "Bad Boys love bread, Bad Boys get bread"

Shirt with canary wings on the back

Cactus circle - "what happens in the cactus circle stays in the cactus circle" THIS one is incomprehensible to non-fans

Turtleneck with a bleeding pattern on the neck (meant to invoke images of beheading), very edgy but also works for a variety of situations

Pufferfish and poppies together somehow

Simplified flower valley with the words "hobbits invented gay people". Might get sued by whoever has the rights to Lord of the Rings.

Red shirt with snowflake pattern - "Red winter is coming!" Also might get sued by someone

Chonky Jellie with the phrase "frick you, my soulmate is my cat"

Okay! That's 20 of them! I actually have a lot more ideas but I'm stopping here because I have no clue if anyone's actually gonna read down this far! I hope you guys like these ideas (I say to my like 10 mutuals, love you guys)!

#life series #merch ideas #so many references #i'm really proud of some of these

[lucianajellyfish]

I... there's already so much on this reread of The Hobbit, but Balin and Dwalin just pulled out "viols as big as themselves" and that's just such a wildly impractical thing to travel with that I'm losing my shit

#Jelly reads The Hobbit

[blueberryrock]

Strawberry Buns (Inktober Day 14 Pippin x Reader)

A/N hello! I didn't have too much motivation to write today, but I do hope y'all enjoy this little fic! This one is loosely based off of this! It has always given me Pippin vibes ngl, enjooooy!

(Rules, Requests, and More)

"Pippin!" Y/N cries out, watching the curly-haired Took in question running down the long and winding path down towards the Shire's markets. "Wait!" Gripping her flowy green dresses, Y/N happily chases him down.

The dirt road crunches against her bare feet, reaching the entrance of the markets, she disappointingly watches Pippin's head disappearing into the crowd. With a long groan, Y/N slowly walks out into the crowd, the smell of freshly cooked meat pulls her attention away, but with a sigh, Y/N kicks a small rock and looks for somewhere to sit.

It seems she was always chasing the Took, whether it would be head-on into mischief or away from it. Y/N never minded it, she always loved the situations Merry and Pippin dragged her into, it was a pleasant change from her normal life. Finding a small stump, Y/N angrily folds her arms over her chest. He said he had something to show her, but as soon as they had left Bagend, he didn't slow down or let her catch up, Pippin quite literally left her behind.

From her elevated seat, Y/N still doesn't see Pippin, after brushing off any dirt from her dress she slides off the small stump, Y/N debates on checking her and Pippin's "secret spot," but wonders if this was just a flook, just a joke to get her riled up.

Grumbling to herself, Y/N turns towards the hill she just had run down, mad that she now has to walk back up in the heat. But then she feels someone tap on her shoulder, making her whip around to find the messy-haired Took.

Balling her hands into fists, it takes everything she has not to hit him. "I was wondering where you wandered off!" He says with a small grin.

"I didn't wander off, you were running too fast! I suppose you don't know how hard it is to run in a dress!"

"I suppose I don't, now come on, we've got to go!" Pippin says, grabbing Y/N's wrist to drag her behind him. With a yelp, her feet drag on the dirt ground and nearly make her trip, but she quickly catches herself and runs after Pippin.

As they duck and weave past other Hobbits in the market, Pippin leads her far past the entrance/exit, through the winding path into the forest. Y/N knows where she is being led, it was where they had first met, it was after she....misunderstanding with her parents.

He had brought Merry with him of course, they were looking for something sweet to add to"their" picnic of produce. Y/N had thought that they sought out the apple tree she was high up in because they heard crying, but the first thing he had said to her was "can you toss me an apple?"

She nailed him in the head.

But of course, Merry had seen her overly read face and had asked what was wrong. It took gentle coaxing from Merry and the small mention of strawberry buns from Pippin for Y/N to slide out of the tree. But it has been a few years since that day, they've made it a small tradition to always return back to the tree, no matter the circumstance.

With the cleaning in sight, excitement builds in Y/N's chest, the golden sunlight shimmers off the large apple tree. From here she can see the small buds of growing apples, with Pippin stopped ahead of her, Y/N grabs her dress and runs even faster than before.

She doesn't stop where Pippin had, instead Y/N runs a few extra feet to place her hand on the trunk. "I win!" She exclaims breathlessly. Her legs feeling like jelly under her dress, Y/N slides down the tree to rest on the soft grass.

"I didn't realize it was a competition," Pippin frowns, before sitting down next to her with a huff.

"It always is!"

"Every time?"

"Each and every!"

"Well prepare to lose next time," he says, his green eyes focused off into the forest before them. "But I got you something," Pippin grins, digging into a pocket in his vest. "I just hope it didn't get too squished."

A small dusting of blush covers Y/N's face as she curiously watches Pippin pulls out a lump wrapped in brown cloth. Hanging it gently to her, Y/N begins to untie the small ribbon holding it together. "It better not be something odd again Pippin," she says, remembering last year's little meet-up.

Throwing the ribbon to the ground, the cloth falls back to reveal a very pale pastry with a huge strawberry chunk in it. "Oh, you shouldn't have?" Y/N says, clearly seeing that it is...or is supposed to be a strawberry bun.

"I made it myself," he says. "I apologize if it isn't cooked fully, I had Merry helping me."

"Well, it is only fair that you get to eat it and potentially die with me," Y/N says, tearing the "bun" in half.

"W-what?"

"I am joking," she giggles. "It seems to be fully cooked." Handing him his half, Y/N takes the honey-covered strawberry chunk and pops it in her mouth.

"Hey!" Pippin protests. "You said we're sharing!"

"You also said it's my bun! And I get to deem how much I wanna share," that earns her a large scowl. Pippin grumbles to himself before shoving his half of the bun in his mouth with Y/N following suit. "It is a little bit chewy, but it isn't half bad!"

"Thank you," Pippin mutters, leaning back against the tree with a sigh he closes his eyes and hums a small tune.

Y/N observes him warmly with a smile, the rustling of the leaves above them paints golden light and shadows all over his face, making his wild hair shinning against the rest of him. Resting against the tree with him, Y/N closes her eyes and slowly moves to rest her tired head on his shoulder, smiling to herself when she feels him freeze underneath her.

"Me and Merry we're going to go to Farmmer Maggot's place again," he says, making Y/N tilt her head up to look at him. "Did you wanna join? Maybe we'll find Frodo 'n Sam out there."

Y/N lets out a snort. "I highly doubt we'll find Sam out there," she says, quietly reaching out to grasp his hand. "But I would be delighted to join you Pippin, where ever you go."

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[iheartchv]

Hi! Can I have a TMNT match up, if it's okay? I'm an INFP Aquarius, russian, 19 y.o. I like music (especially folk-music, like Go_A did at Eurovision this year), games like Dragon Age or The Witcher and just fantasy in general (I've read The Hobbit and LOTR trilogy recently!). I can also sing and play the ukulele, piano and recorder. I'm a loud person and sometimes I can't control my loudness, a lot of people tell me to be more quiet and don't scream in their ears, though my friends are more than fine with me, cause I also joke a lot to ease the tension. Appearance: I'm 5.7 (170 cm) chubby girl, short light-brown wavy pixie haircut on the right side (left side is shaved), grey-blue eyes and I wear glasses. I hope it's enough, have a nice day!

Sure thing😄💕

🤔I think you'd be paired with... Michelangelo💛

Mikey would fall for you, and it might be cliché but maybe opposites attract??

His personality matches with yours so perfectly

You both are like peanut butter and jelly, the sun and moon

He can't imagine what his life would be like if he never met you

Your rebellious attitude caught his interest

You like marching to the beat of your own drum, and so does he

He likes to do his own thing, and really respects you for doing your own, too

He loves the fantasy genre, as well

He has played Dragon Age and seen the LOTR movies over and over again

He's down for anything fantasy related with you

He loves geeking out with you

Singing and dancing is a few of his favorite things to do

Looking for a partner or practice some moves? He's your turtle

He likes music and will give anything a listen

He thinks your Russian accent is sexy

He doesn't mind your loudness at all

He thinks that's what make you you

He's not only in love with you, he loves your body

Mikey loves your body, there's more to squeeze and love😘😘😘😘

You're so sexy, baby/babe

His hugs and kisses will surely melt your heart and leave you feeling good from your head to your toes

This turtle boi, this cinnamon roll, will protect you and be loyal to you

Hope it's alright and get who you wanted😆😅

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[kactttwriting]

hey hi hey this is my writing blog, im very casual when im talking to myself but when talking with other people i become very !!

anyways yeah i do a lot of original content but occasionally i’ll do fandom stuff. if you look at my ao3 account i only have one fic up right now called To Kill A Jelly Bean which is a hogwarts AU fanfic based on Cinda William Chima’s Seven Realms / Shattered Realms series, so if you’ve read either of those series, go check it out. right now i’m working on two different Fire Emblem: Three Houses fics right now, one is a PJO / Camp Halfblood AU series, planned to have at least 3 installments + oneshots, and the other is a pizza parlour AU. i’m hoping to have the first chapter of the first PJO AU fic up soon, hopefully around the start of january 2023. i’ll share some quotes or excerpts sometime.

my fandoms include FE3H, PJO + HOO, Hollow Knight, Pokémon, Seven / Shattered Realms, TSOA, The Girl of Fire and Thorns series by Rae Carson, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, LOZ: BOTW, etc etc. hmu if you wanna talk about any one of these.

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[the-great-middle-earth-read]

FotR: Chapter Twelve - Flight to the Ford

Strider does all he can to heal Frodo but he realises that Frodo must be brought to Elrond. They set off and come across the three trolls from The Hobbit. Not long after the elf Glorfindel finds them and joins their party. The Black Riders catch up to them and Frodo is raced to the safety of Rivendell where the Black Riders are washed away and Frodo collapses.

Chapter Notes

Sam doesn’t seem to trust outsiders as much as his father didn’t. He begins this chapter thinking Strider could have betrayed them. This may just be about Strider though because he seemed happy enough to trust the elves and Bombadil. Though technically he met those people all within the Shire. Sam just seems to be wavering about Aragorn a lot - first in the last chapter when he first met him which was understandable and again here.

Aragorn says that the Ringwraith that stabbed Frodo was a “dreadful king”. I don’t know if this was the Witchking or not. It could be that all of the nine were once kings - to be in a position to be given a ring I’d assume they at least had to be a lord. But I think it would be interesting if it were - Weathertop is, after all, not too far from Angmar.

Something I noticed while reading this chapter was Frodo’s thoughts on his supposed “weakness of will”. He chastises himself for putting the ring on, thinking himself weak for doing so but something I noticed in this chapter makes me really wonder if that is true. I honestly don’t think Frodo was weak at all, even if he did put the ring on, and I think there is a very big show of Frodo’s strength of character in this chapter and that is how long he holds out. Aragorn says that it is at least a fortnights trip from Weathertop to Rivendell in the previous chapter which means that Frodo held out with a “deadly wound” for roughly a fortnight and only collapsed upon first receiving it and after the final dash across the Ford. If anything that shows how strong Frodo really is which really goes to show how strong the ring is.

So, the trolls. I really love this imagery of all the hobbit children being told Bilbo’s stories. As Frodo rightly points out, it is family history. I also like how Frodo really is following in Bilbo’s footsteps. He thought, earlier on when he first realised he’d have to leave Bag End, that he could follow after Bilbo and maybe find him again so I really like returning to that. Bilbo and Frodo’s adventures do run on a similar path. Unfortunately for Frodo his dangers don’t involve being squashed into jelly by some rather incompetent trolls but rather being hunted by the Enemy.

We again see more of Sam’s love for music. This is honestly something I had forgotten about so it really was nice to rediscover. I can’t help but think that this might have been something that might have been fostered during all those trips to Bag End. 

Frodo yells back to the Rider’s once he has crossed the Ford “By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair... you shall have neither the Ring nor me!” This show of defiance is heartening to see. Frodo has been stabbed by one of them and has felt their lure, even just before he fled for the Ford. And in that moment he drew his sword just as he now defies them by refusing to join them - they might actually be able to see him fading into a wraith so this is doubly defiant. It’s just a nice little moment to prove that Frodo has great strength, even if at times he doubts himself. 

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[lozzypoz321]

Steve Rogers| Shopping

Stevexchild!reader

(This chapters related to the 'Steve Rogers| Stutter' but it isn't exactly a sequel)

"I'm going out to get groceries, anyone wanna come?" Steve asked the room from the steps. "Yeah I'll  come" Bucky answered and stood up, "c- c- can I g- go t- t- t- too?" (Y/N) asked and looked up from the video game she was watching Peter play. "Yeah, come on Princess"

The girl pushed herself up and joined them at the elevator ready to leave. "D- do you have t- t- t- the li- list?" She stuttered then reached up to hold her fathers hand to steady herself, not really liking heights and being in a glass elevator wasn't really helping. 

"Yeah I've got it" he reassured, pointing to his pocket with the hand that wasn't holding a hand. "Better not get mine messed up" Bucky threatened to his friend but in a joking manner. (Y/N) looked out of the window apprehensively, feeling sick but got pulled out of her thoughts when her hand got squeezed comfortingly, looking up she saw her father smiling down at her.

"It's okay маленький солдат" Bucky assured from near the door while they headed down (little soldier). When they finally reached the ground floor all three of them exited the elevator, "a- a- a- are w- we walking?" The girl asked, to which Steve nodded his head and Bucky chuckled, humorously thinking of how long it's going to take them to get there with (Y/N).

"H- hey!" She defended herself, almost reading her godfathers thoughts "I- I- I'm not t- t- t- that sl- slow"

"Yeah you are"

Bucky was right, it took them ages to get around the corner, so long that Steve just decided to pick his daughter up and place her on his shoulders. 

"W- w- w- what are w- w- we g- getting?"

"Whatever it says on the list, you want to hold it (Y/N)?" Steve asked and offered the piece of paper to her, she nodded after thinking about it for a second and gently grabbed it.

List

Food- Tony

Wine- T.S

Beer- Your local billionaire

More wine- The best avenger

Pop tarts- Thor son of Odin, god of thunder

Jelly babies- Peter Parker :)

Orange Juice please. Suggested by Bruce

A voucher to get rid of these idiots- Nat

Bird seed- Clint

Energy drinks- Pietro

Coffee- Nat

Milk- S.R

Cheerios for (Y/N)- S.R

Sausages- Clint

20 Plums- Bucky Barnes

Sushi- (Y/N)

Pringles- (Y/N)

Pot noodle- Vision

Lemonade for (Y/N)- S.R

Popcorn- Wanda

TEA SIS- Peter :)

"T- t- t- this is a- a weird l- l- list" (Y/N) commented after scanning it but then added on "n- n- no d- disrespect to a- a- any of t- them t- though"

"We still have to get all of it" Steve told them both and picked up her the hand again so she wouldn't get lost in the many isles of the supermarket. "What first?" Bucky asked her then shoved his hands in his pocket, already slightly bored. "E- erm T- T- T- Tony p- put down F- F- Food"

"Next" Steve said, rolling his eyes at the billionaires 'humour', "H- h- h- he also p- p- put W- W- Wine". Steve once again rolled his eyes and Bucky huffed in annoyance, "ya know what (Y/N) let's just skip Tony's for now shall we, what's next?"

"T- T- Thor want's p- p- p- p- p- p-" Bucky looked over her shoulder as she struggled and helped her out "Pop tarts". "y- y- yeah, thanks”

So the three ventured over to the breakfast/ snack isle and picked up the pop tarts for the god then got Jelly Babies for Peter and Orange Juice for Bruce. Steve told (Y/N) to go get Pot noodles for Vision then to come straight back back to them, that would have happened but once she'd got the noodles the girl could no longer find her way back to her dad and godfather.

After 5 minutes Steve started to panic that she'd been kidnapped and once he shared that idea with Bucky he also started to fear the same thing. "Oh my god! I've lost her!" Steve ranted and paced up an down the empty isle "She's my daughter and I've lost her!"

The father got taken out of his thoughts when a sudden yelling was heard from the other side of the supermarket "D- D- Dad! U- Uncle Buck!", so immediately their instincts kicked in and they both ran to where the voice had come from. When the two best friends caught sight of the girl, Steve sighed in relief and Bucky said "Jesus Christ". Steve went up to his nearly kidnapped daughter, picked her up and hugged her tight. 

"God princess don't do that ever again" He whispered then put her down in front of him. "I- I- I- I- I didn't m- m- mean t- to" She stuttered out and gulped nervously, worried she would get yelled at. "No it's okay (Y/N), I know you didn't mean to"

"We just need to get lemonade, popcorn and... Tea sis?" Bucky told them, squinting at the last part. "I've never heard of that brand before" Steve said, then took a second to ponder what it could be, (Y/N) however knew what it was.

"I- I- It isn't a- a br- br- brand" the girl shared to the men, they looked up confused "I- I- I- I- I-". "Deep breaths princess"

"I- I- I- It's an o- online t- t- thing" the girl hardly knew herself but her tagged brother Peter had tried to explain it to her many times. "Right" the two soldiers said uncertainly at the same time, trying to gather their head around what the hell that could mean. 

So with that they finished the rest of the shopping trip and gathered at the counter, ready to pay. In the end Steve decided to just get Peter some tea anyway and get Tony one bottle of wine since that's what he wanted so badly.

"Oh and who's this little lady?" The cashier asked kindly and looked in your direction while her hands were scanning all the items. "My daughter" Steve answered proudly "her names (Y/N). (Y/N) say hi"

"H- H- H- Hello" she said, nervously but smiled at the nice lady all the same. "Hello dear" she greeted back, it was weird to Bucky that a stranger was being so nice and welcoming to the three without knowing them at all, so him being paranoid he brought over his goddaughter closer to both of the adults and held her hand incase anything was to happen. "U- U- Uncle B- Buck?"

"Yes возлюбленная?" Bucky asked, looking down at the girl with concern (sweetheart), "w- w- w- what ar- are we h- having f- f- for tea?"

The soldier chuckled, no longer worried that it was something important "Whatever you want ангел" (angel)

"W- w- what d- do you w- w- w- want U- Uncle Buck?" She asked him and raised up her arms so he would pick her up. "I just want what you want кукла" he replied then lifted the young girl up and turned her around so she could cuddle into his chest (doll).

"Awww" the cashier said upon the sight of the two, Steve gently smiled then handed the lady a fifty dollar bill. "I think she's asleep Stevie" He informed his friend.

"Your daughters adorable" the lady added while putting the money into the cash machine making Steve smile yet again, "yeah, she's my everything" the man expressed while Bucky lifted up a bag on the floor with the hand that wasn't carrying his goddaughter.

"Nice to meet you but we best be going" Steve told her and grabbed the remaining bags, she smiled at both of them before carrying on with her job. The conversations were a lot quicker on the way back without (Y/N), many would have appreciated it but not them. It felt as if it was missing something, you can easily say that they were happy when the conversation was interrupted by "w- w- w- where a- are w- we?"

"We're nearly back at the tower princess, you remember?" Her father asked her and looked over at the girl, concern filling his chest at the thought she may not remember what they'd been doing previously. "Y- y- yeah"

(Y/N) snuggled closer to her uncle, the weather getting to her. "I- I- I'm c- cold" 

"We're nearly there now кукла" Bucky told her and gently moved a stand of (Y/H/C) out of her eyes that was visibly bothering her (doll). "D- D- Dad, I'm h- hungry t- too"

"Okay sweetheart, we'll get you some food when we get back, what do you want?"

"Mac and cheese" was all she said with a tired smile on her face which made both the men chuckle. Steve was right, she is his everything.

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[tasha-lemon]

Autumn asks ! The whole thing, HA ! 😉

Okay okay I deserved it XD !

apple cider: a favorite memory

The taste of quince jelly on pancake ^^. WITH A LICHETTE OF SALT BUTTER !

plaid scarves: describe your favorite cozy outfit

Super comfy pajama pants, THE UGLY SWEATER and a plaid. Yes.

crunchy leaves: what’s your favorite nostalgic song?

Mmmm On y peut rien, by Jean-Jacques Goldman (I am on a Goldman mood, I don’t know XD). I listen it when I was like ten, loving the rythmes but with no fucking clues what it was. I was very happy to rediscovert it when I was 17 XD.

fisherman sweater: what do you do to cheer up after a bad day?

Mamma Mia BO, a hot chocolate with some cake or crêpe, a very comfy book (mostly a book that I already read a thousand time, Harry Potter, Narnia or Eragon..), some cuddle with my partner and our cat, and IF I realy need it, my rats with me on my bed, under the plaidXD.

coffee mug: do you collect anything?

apple pie: what’s your favorite fall tradition?

Inktober ! Or witchtober for this year ^^. But I’m trying to put in place a movie marathon... Or some super yummy cake !

pumpkin patch: stay inside by the fire or go on an adventure?

Both but if I go on an adventure, It rather be worth it or with a lovely friend XD.

bonfires: tell us your favorite story

Currently, it’s a memory : I was maybe 13 ans my family was invited to a wedding. It was on my mother’s mother side so we needed to be very careful and well-behavior XD. But I was harassed by a teenager boy who was a pain in the ass. All day long he fucking pushed me, hurt me, stole my glass, pulled my hair, EVERYTHING ! I was completly furious but my mom told me to be nice this day so I found myself at 5 on the afternoon, absolutly enraged, with my glass on one hand and listening to that prick who mocked me, in front of me. Because I tried not to scream, I looked around me like I didn’t care for all the injures and then, I met my father’s eyes. 

 He was standing feet away from me, not listening a word to his interlocutors, just looking at me being harassing by the douchebag for what I think was few minutes. And he nodded.

So, with his full permission, I gladly and violently punched the boy in the face, like my dad told me, full fist in the cheek, which was pure delight, one of the best moment of my existence XD.

maple syrup: what’s your favorite cold weather activity?

Putting some sweat and go walk or running in the wood ^^.

cinnamon candles: describe your dream home

A tinny hobbit home !!

knitted blanket: top 5 movies for a rainy day marathon

- Devil Wears Prada (My go to on every circonstances)

- Bajirao Mastani (I’m a slut for aesthetic, what can i say ?)

- MacBeth (cause fuck, that’s the perfect weather for this !)

- Lord of the Ring Marathon (excuse-me, those are perfection)

- Howl’s mooving Castle

french toast: what’s your go-to breakfast order?

On everyday it’s some muesli with a soja yogurt but sometimes, the weekend, we do a english breakfast, with potatoes, sausage, egg and tomatoes, it is SO GOOD !

rainy afternoon: are you a book, show or movie person?

If I had to choose, book. But all are very good XD.

candy corn: what’s an unpopular opinion you have?

Society should pay parents to be parents. And they must have a formation about parenting.

foggy lake: describe your perfect fall day

Wake up early, some documentary before beakfast, breakfast while reading an excellent book, tea, LOTS OF TEA, painting and good song. And a raclette of course.

corduroy jacket: what’s your favorite aesthetic?

Pastel sparkling witchy pinup stuff ! No, there isn’t too much words XD.

Thank you so much, it was sooo fun !

[lucianajellyfish]

Well, finished the hobbit. Guess I'll go grab the Silmarillion and some colored sticky notes

#jelly reads the hobbit #jelly reads the Silmarillion