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#jemily headcanon
ellegreenawayslover · 5 months
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Every time it snows, Emily starts playing in the snow, and if she has time, she will make a snowman or other figures with the snow. She just loves it.
JJ doesn't like it as much as Emily does because it is cold, and they always end up wet and uncomfortable. But she goes with her every time because she knows how much Emily loves it and how much it means to her.
Emily is always so happy that JJ wants to do all those things with her and doesn't think she is acting childish, especially because she never got to do any of them as a child.
JJ just loves how happy and excited Emily looks every single time they see snow.
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jemilies · 3 days
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thatsadfem · 11 months
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Criminal minds sexuality head cannons
Spencer: obvious bisexual. definitely did something frisky with ethan and elle
JJ: bicurious. loves her husband but has had some suspicious thoughts about a SSA emily prentiss (she would never act on them tho, she loves her family)
Derek: also bicurious. woman lover but he is such a hoe that he has definitely considered getting down with a guy (also maybe reid has popped into his head a few times)
Emily: lesbian. obviously
Hotch: probably straight but he has had some gay thoughts that he doesnt know what to make of
Rossi: man's is very straight, but he probably experimented with men when he was young (lmao)
Luke: this man is so bisexual it hurts. he is very uncomfortable when he is with men but thats because he is super inexperienced
Tara: total lesbian.
Gideon: honestly, probably a demisexual man. he wouldnt know what demisexual means but i cant imagine his bird loving ass being super into sex
Elle: likely bicurious. for a "totally straight" girl, she spends a lot of time at lesbian bars
Alex (Blake): straight but she is no. 1 ally
Kate (Callaghan): i dont know whether it's because i'm a lesbian and i like having lesbian characters but kate is a lesbian in my eyes
Matthew: heterosexual man who loves his girlboss wife
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spritehouse · 5 months
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pt. 4 ft. emily prentiss & her relationships
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<- part 3 | part 5 ->
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thesiriusmoon · 9 months
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Headcanon that one time all the agents of the BAU were hitting the Griddy and when Morgan asked Reid to do it he hit Gideon because he thought it was a new nickname for him
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criminalmindsfanantic · 8 months
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Criminal Minds Headcanon:
Emily once bought a coffee that was made with too much sweetener and cream and Morgan teased her relentlessly when came to work with it.
“You want a little coffee with that cream, Princess? Is real coffee too yucky for you?”
He even brought her a “coffee” that was just creamer and sugar as a prank once.
She drank straight black coffee for the next month out of spite.
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blackbird-brewster · 5 months
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I keep thinking about Je T'Emily dressing up for Barbie movie. Tara is President Barbie, Emily is Weird Barbie, and JJ - - who legit looks like Barbie, opts to wear a t-shirt that reads "I'm just Jen"
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emilyprentissismother · 6 months
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Random JEmily Head-Cannons but they keep getting worse:
* JJ likes to take bubble baths when they close a case, regardless the outcome, it was her safe space. Emily had become accustomed to running the bath for her when they share hotel rooms on the road. Doing small things to make it special each time, Candles, bath bombs, etc.
* Emily always invited JJ to the stupid fundraisers and parties her mother made her attend even while they were friends. Both for comfort and to piss of her mother.
* JJ is the only person to notice that when Emily tells a story of how she got any of her various scars (tho she rarely did) it changed every time. She finds it hilarious and never called her out on it.
* Emily Prentiss is the only person in the world to refer to Jennifer Jareau as Jenny. And it makes her weak in the knees every time. I like to think she does this because that’s what JJ’s big sister called her
* At one point while they were secretly together PG drunkly suggested the two women should date, which they laughed off convincing her it was crazy. But they made private jokes about it constantly
* JJ started booking rooms with 2 queen beds for the team because she wanted to share a room with Emily but she blamed budget cuts (Hotch and Rossi shared; Reid and Morgan shared. Everyone was fine with it but Morgan. Just if you were wondering)
* One time Reid caught the two woman playing footsies under the table and they some how managed to convince him it was a game/ secret code. From that point on he often tried to play footsies with both women at random.
* Emily and JJ were together right before she got pregnant. JJ wanted to tell the team so they could get serious. Emily got scared and started a fight causing them to break up. JJ flew to New Orleans on the weekends as a rebound and accidentally got pregnant.
* JJ didn’t want to tell the team about Will because of Emily. See previous head-cannon for why.
* Morgan realized what was going on between them after seeing Emily’s reaction to Henry and JJ in the hospital. He never said anything.
* JJ cheated on Will with Emily more than once
* The reason JJ and Will are rocky at the start of season 16 is because he caught her cheating with Emily over the pandemic. It was the first time they had slept together in at least 5 years.
* PG knew the moment Emily walked in the BAU and knew the whole time.
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caffinewrites · 8 months
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random jemily headcanons
- JJ chews on straws and coffee cup lids alot but she'll chew at her lips to the point they bleed if shes stressed and doesn't have a coffee cup or drink with a straw so Emily buys her drinks with straws when she notices JJ is stressed. As the chewing is subconscious JJ doesn't realise Emily is doing this, but Morgan does and he teases her So Much
- they have matching sun (JJ) and moon (Emily) bracelets
- they have shared book copies that they write in together. JJ uses blue ink and Emily uses red
- JJ is the only one who knows about Emilys love for hot chocolate
- Emily is the only one who knows about JJs tattoo
- they watch sitcoms together to sleep
- JJ stress bakes
-they play alot of scrabble but they'll have games that have dumb rules like 'things unsubs have used as wepons' or 'nicknames penelope has used'
- JJs love languages are words of affirmation and touch so she likes to always be touching a part of Emily, like touching shoulders, holding hands, leaning against eachother, but most of all HUGS. JJ will put her arms around Emilys neck and smoosh her face into the space between Emilys neck and her own arms and Emily will put her arms around JJs waist and thats JJs favorite way of hugging.
- Emilys love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service so she's always doing little things like buying JJ coffee (or drinks with straws to chew on!) or replenishing the baking ingredients when JJ stress bakes
- Words of affirmation is really important to both of them but Emilys are more subtle, shes always making sure she properly thanks JJ for everything and tells her shes pretty/beautiful all the time. JJ on the other hand says 'i love you' more, this being said Emily did say 'i love you' first
- Emily sleeps in JJs jumpers because she gets cold easier but she makes sure to rotate the jumpers and let JJ wear them so they smell of her girlfriends perfume when she wears them
- JJ loves to light candles all over the house, Emily makes sure theyre all blown out at the end of the day
- JJ is a morning person, Emily is not
- early on, when Emily had just joined the team JJ got in the habit of buying Emily a coffee in the morning because she is happy to wake up a little earlier than necessary to stop by her favourite coffee shop on the way to work and Emily doesn't ever wake up early enough to get the good coffee from the shops and is always slightly grouchy and tired when she gets in
- to repay her for this, Emily would buy JJ a coffee or snack in the late afternoon when she starts to get grouchy and tired
- they still do that now and its one of the ways their relationship is a perfect balence
- everyone else on the team noticed this exchange and its what started the betting pool of when they were going to actually get together
- JJ and Emily found out about the betting pool before the team found out they were dating so they rigged it so that Garcia would win when she caught them making out in the girls bathrooms
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academiareid · 8 months
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My Random Criminal Minds Opinions
As much as I love Jemily I love JJ with Will, I think he is very under appreciated, he's so good to JJ (and I love how sweet and accepting he is of her and Spencers friendship) & also I love his accent lmao
I think Rossi is as good of a profiler as the rest of the team, I think his attitude isn't as intense as the others which might be why people think he's a bad profiler? idk I've also always seen him as the character that shows up when people need an unbiased clear opinion to get them out of their heads, like the voice of reason?
I don't understand Hotch being shipped with ANYONE on the team, he does not have that kind of chemistry with his coworkers
I love that Tara's bisexual but I did not like her with that woman, they had no chemistry
Luke and Penelope need to get together ASAP, they'd be like the golden retriever couple
I wish Elle got a better send off, I don't like the way her story ended they could've done it differently and I wish we got to see her say goodbye to everyone
I hate that they keep giving Spencer potential love interests then going nowhere with it
Emily had NO chemistry with that man, keep him away from her
lmk your opinions & if you agree or disagree with any of mine!♡
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blueisdoinghisbest · 2 years
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JJ: Emily you can’t call everything that inconveniences you a hate crime
Emily: But this was an actual hate crime
JJ: What happened?
Emily: Hotch said I can’t keep using my FBI badge to skip the Starbucks line
JJ:
JJ: Emily no.
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ellegreenawayslover · 5 months
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Billy the dinosaur
Emily has a stuffie, a dinosaur, that she has slept with since she was 15. Her mother would have hated it if she knew, and Emily knew she would say she was too old to have toys or sleep with them and to act like a lady. That was the reason she never let her know. She made sure it was under the covers when she slept and hid it the moment she woke up so she wouldn’t see it. When they moved, she put it in the bottom of her bags under some extra clothes and makeup so nobody would suspect it was there. 
She got used to keeping it hidden even when she lived alone, and there wasn’t any reason for her to do it. The dinosaur was kept in the closet during the day, and she took it out at night.
When she started dating JJ, she still kept it hidden in the closet. It wasn’t because she thought she would judge or make fun of her, but it was more of a routine for her not to let anyone see it. 
One day, when Henry and JJ were spending the day at Emily’s place, and Henry was running around everywhere and touching everything, he found the dinosaur in her closet. At first, Emily was so nervous about what JJ would say, and she was ready to say that it was actually a gift for Henry, but when he said it was so cool and asked her what his name was, those feelings stopped.
She sat on the floor with him and told him he didn’t have one and asked him to help her choose one for him. Henry yelled, “Billy!” and since that moment, the dinosaur had become Billy the dinosaur.  
And any time one of them wasn’t feeling okay, the other brought Billy the dinosaur to them. One time, both of them were sick, and JJ brought Billy and a couple of sandwiches for them to eat in bed. Emily had never been so happy to have kept that stuffie hidden so her mother wouldn’t take it from her when she was a kid.
I don't really know how this got so long because the idea was to say that Emily kept a stuffed dinosaur since her teenage years, but I actually love how this headcanon turned out (and I might want to write a fic about this now, maybe when my brain lets me write more again).
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jemilies · 8 days
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barbiedragon · 2 years
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GUESS WHOSE BACK, BACK AGAIN.
flowers for you and the celebration buttercup🌷💐🌻
for the lipstick on a mirror please!!
jj jareau + emily prentis + girlfriend!reader and leaving love bites all over reader in the briefing room and clit playing after reader flashes them that they arent wearing any underwear ….😈
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NSFW headcanons under the cut
Britt's 2k celebration (now closed)
You thought you were pretty sneaky wearing a short skirt and no panties, making sure both women got a good peek.
JJ whispered in your ear to join them in the briefing room in five minutes. "You better not be late."
You knew you were in trouble the minute you saw the look in Emily's eyes and JJ made sure the blinds were shut.
Your blouse was unbuttoned, skirt on the ground while JJ nibbled on your neck and Emily's hand found it's way between your legs.
Emily rubbed your clit, making your legs shake while JJ left little bites on your neck, shoulders and on the swells of your tits.
"I...I'm gonna cum."
"No you're not, princess, you're gonna be aching all day for us." Emily smirked. JJ had an equally wicked look on her face
They sent you back to your desk, marked up and aching for them for the rest of the day.
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reidselle · 2 years
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swanqueen-46 · 5 hours
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Domestic Jemily
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