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cowboyjen68 · 2 years
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Hey Jen!
I just saw your ask reply about intergenerational lesbian relationships. How do we, as younger lesbians, reach out to our elders? I live in a college town so there aren’t even many people older than their twenties hanging out in the places I do. I can feel how much I need to connect with women who have been doing this for longer than I’ve been alive, but I don’t know how to meet them or befriend them.
First subscribe to Lesbian Connection magazine. LConline.org. There are lots of ad and information about lesbian gatherings and you can write your own letter to get input.
I always tell older women to "go where they are" . If they want to connect with youger lesbians they need to be on social media, be out and present at prides, clubs, other social events. They need to produce lesbian events on college campuses and promote using the word lesbian in writings and on public forums.
Same goes for younger lesbians. Once we are in the midst of raising teens, settled in a career or relationship or both or retired we don't tend to go to clubs or loud hot prides. BUT we will go to a folk concert, art vendor fairs and animal rescue fundraisers. We do read Lesbian connecton. We can be found at women's festival or gatherings. My suggestion is get to a women's festival. You can find them on line if you google your area OR in LC magazine (free to subscribe if you can't pay).
Festivals are the one place in the world it is not just appropriate to talk to strangers, It is encouraged. I run an intergenerational workshop and various venues and some festivals. They are always packed. always have a wide variety of ages and friends and connections are made.
Start a book club and ask your library to help. Most get grants for that stuff. Call it "intergenerational lesbian reading and movie watching" Advertise at the library, on their page, on FB (the social media of old farts like me LOL) and on a meetup app. 
Ask at senior centers or independant living condos if the admin know of lesbians. They usually do. Ask if you can connect to record or listen to stories. Any reason to get to know them. NO one thinks of old lesbians living in senior housing but plenty do. Contact Sage, you can volunteer or get information. https://www.sageusa.org/
Contact this group to see if they can help you connect and perhaps help them at the same time Old Lesbians oral history project https://olohp.org/index.html
Contact Old Lesbians Organizing for Change (OLOC) to see if they have any one near your campus and would maybe want to do something with you on campus like a talk or story telling or even just a caual coffee so other lesbians on campus can connect. https://oloc.org/
Check FB for Lesbians of (your state) page and see if they sponsor events.  Frankly, the best way to meet and connect with older lesbians are going to be women festivals but anyone of the resources above might have ideas or referrals for you.  
Tik Tok as well. There are a handful of older lesbians on there who are great to follow and you can reach out to them. Search “olderlesbian” Or Elderlesbian and your state or city. You might be surpised. If you DM me your location I do have connections all over and can maybe get you in touch with resources. 
Elders and younger all want to connect but it is hard to find each other as our circles to not connect often. 
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smolwritingchick · 4 months
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The Bangtan Gal Chapter 5- Rookie King Episode 3
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Chapter Summary: Determined to finally get the Queen of the end plate spot, Jen tries her hardest to achieve that goal. During one of the exams, she reveals her admiration for Suga.
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'Chuseok Special'
'Bangtan State Merit Exams'
All 8 members of BTS wore Hanboks, while Jennie wore a light pink Hanbok. She was reluctant at first to even put it on since she wasn't even from South Korea, and didn't want to disrespect anyone. But after some reassurance from everyone, she finally decided to put it on. 
A bell is rung by Eunuch who hosted the exams for BTS. "Gather bachelors and bachelorette!"
Once they all gathered around, Eunuch sighed at their goofiness. "Everyone who has come to Bangtan State Merit Exams, welcome."
'3 Liberal arts exams and 3 military service exams to distinguish BTS' true merit scholar! During each exam, first place will get three points. And last place will get 1 point. The bachelor or bachelorette with the most points will receive a department store gift card and a king/queen's rights during End-plate king/queen'
Once inside, everyone is seated, sitting pretzel style, applauding for what's to come in excitement. Jennie had to admit she was nervous. She wasn't used to this yet and had no idea what to expect. She might as well forfeit right here. But she really wanted that Queen's right for the End-Plate King/Queen.
"Chuseok special Bangtan State Merit Exam please meet our seven bachelors and our bachelorette who are here for the liberal arts exam." Eunuch read from a card, while Bangtan greeted him. "I'll tell you about the first subject coming up!" He revealed a scroll, that opens down to say, 'Write lyrics bragging about yourself'
Jennie 'Hopeless Bangtan Girl' (GAH! I have A LOT to work on with myself. I can't write lyrics in like ten minutes!)
"We'll start now!" Eunuch banged on the bell as everyone started to write.
Jennie sat there, looking at the blank paper in front of her. "This is not going to end well." She chuckled nervously to the camera in front of her.
'Exam time end'
"And now we'll go into time for publication!" Eunuch announced
Once all the guys had gone, singing their goofy lyrics, it was finally Jen's turn as she nervously stood before everyone.
"Oh boy." She cleared her throat. "Who is that girl over there? Oh, it must be BTS' adorable female maknae. With nice smelling hair and the prettiest smile, no one can compare to me~" She sang in a cute voice.
"Whoa~" The guys look on in wonder as she feels her face heat up.
Jennie 'Embarrassed Bangtan Girl' (That was so embarrassing! I promise I won't make corny lyrics like that for our songs! J-just bear with me here! Ahh I hope my sisters aren't watching this! *Covers face in shame*)
After the judges judge their performances, they go to the results. 
"Bangtan state merit exam, liberal arts first exam, second class....Jimin! In this exam, there are two people awarded second class. Another second class is Bachelor Jin. The owner of honor of first class? Golden Makane Jungkook!"
"Hah hah hah!" Jennie laughed with the guys as Jungkook started doing his victory dance, standing on top of his head, and doing a pose.
"What are you doing?" Jin questioned.
"Bangtan state merit exam, liberal arts second exam!" Eunuch revealed the next scroll.
'BTS 5 Elements'
'Complete your 5 elements with BangTanSoNyeonDan. Time limit of three minutes'
While the guys were writing, Jennie sat there, staring at her blank paper yet again. 
"I am seriously having a brain fart." She murmured, shaking her head as the time ran out.
"Jennie, why is your paper blank?" Jungkook pointed out.
"I didn't write anything~" She admitted and put her head down while the guys laughed.
"She's disqualified!" Jimin yelled while the guys agreed.
"Looks like Smartie isn't so smart today, huh?" Suga teased.
"Yah! Give me a break!" She waved them away.
Jennie 'Failing all exams' (Eh heh heh...I am not off to a good start, huh? I dunno what's wrong. Why I am not writing and trying to win this? My brain just wouldn't come up with anything. I ate breakfast...I had some smarties...I wonder what's the problem. But I will be coming back with a vengeance. Just a matter of when. I'm staying optimistic. Don't give up on me, just yet!)
Once Eunuch announces Jin as the second class winner and J-Hope as the first class winner, they transition to the next exam. "Bangtan State Merit Exam, before we start with the 3rd liberal arts exam, I'll let you know of the mid-way results."
So far, Jungkook and J-Hope have three points, Jin has two, and Jimin has one. Jennie, Suga, Rap Monster and V have zero points.
Jennie 'Triggered Bangtan Girl' (ZERO! Zero POINTS!! ZERO! This is UN-Acceptable! I need to get my act together.)
"Liberal art's 3rd exam." He reveals the next scroll.
'Draw the member's faces'
'Get to know the seven bachelors and bachelorette's drawing skills! Liberal arts 3rd exam! Draw the member's faces!'
'Time limit of 10 minutes. Draw the face of the member you love the most'
'Expressing of the key point details in the face and creating a masterpiece to be awarded first class!'
'Judging criteria 1. Grasp the member's specialties with sharp eyes'
'2. Quality more than quantity a masterpiece!'
Jennie 'Optimistic Bangtan Girl' (Let's see what I remember in art class!)
Suga and V drew J-Hope, Rap Monster and J-Hope drew Jimin, while Jin chose Rap Monster, Jimin chose Suga and Jungkook chose Rap Monster's loss of color face.
"Who did Miss Bangtan draw?" J-Hope looked on in anticipation.
"I...drew Suga." She revealed her drawing with a smile. The drawing she drew was of Suga rapping in his No More Dream outfit. She put a lot of detail into his face, showing his gummy smile, which really caught everyone's eye.
Suga looked on in surprise. "M-me?" He looked at her drawing in awe. She really nailed his gummy smile. He had to stand up and take a good look.
Suga 'Shocked' (I wasn't expecting her to pick me. I'm really surprised and touched that she really likes me the most. I wonder why.)
Jennie 'Inspired by Suga' (Why did I choose Suga? I really admire him. I love his passion for music and his rapping. Even though we do bicker and I'm still not over him drawing on my face, I still think he's awesome and a great person. I hope to rap like him, one day. He has inspired me to learn about rapping. I...wanted to ask him if maybe he could teach me, but I'm so nervous, I decided that I'm not ready to ask him for that request yet. I hope he doesn't see this confession. Soon I'll tell him how much I admire him, face to face! Don't show it!)
"Can you imitate him?" Rap Monster requested
"Yeah, I can imitate him." She cleared her throat, changing her demeanor to look more serious. "I wanna big house, big cars & big rings. But sasireun I dun have any big dreams. Haha nan cham pyeonhage sareo. ggum ddawi an ggwodo amudo mwora an hajanheo!" She rapped successfully, moving just like Suga on stage with attitude as everyone applauded.
"That was pretty good." Suga nodded in approval.
"The second class goes to Jungkook and Suga." Eunuch announced. 
Suga was shocked and didn't hold back on the complaints. "Shouldn't I get first class? This is a fraud! It's the writer's conspiracy! What else have you to say? It's a fraud by the writers!"
"The highly anticipated first class goes to...Bachelorette Jennie!" Eunuch points to her as she looks up in shock.
"That doesn't make senseeee~" Jimin whined in a loud voice as she started to jump around, cheering.
"Yeah! I'm back with a vengeance! Let's go!" She cheered
Jennie 'Making a comeback' (Perseverance! I hope I'll able to be the Queen of the plate this time. Watch out boys! This Bangtan Girl is about to claim that throne! Woo hoo!)
After the liberal arts exams, have been finalized, it was now time for the military service exams. Results so far are Jungkook with 4 points, J-Hope and Jennie with Three points, Jin with 2 points, Rap Monster and V with no points, Jimin and Suga with 1 point.
Standing outside, the group changed their clothes as they prepared for their next exam which was archery. Suga vs J-Hope was first. J-Hope kept missing the target and ended up getting beaten by Suga.
With V vs Jimin, V hit the bullseye but it fell off, not sticking enough. V ended up winning the battle anyway. Once it was time for Jin vs Rap Monster, they both kept missing the target, making everyone laugh. It took forever and they had to change the rules. Whoever hit inside the red circle would win. Finally, Rap Monster prevailed.
'Jennie vs Jungkook.'
'Battle between the Maknaes. Who will triumph?'
"This is going to be good." Jimin looked on.
"The battle between our two babies! I wonder who will win." Jin wondered, proud of his children.
Jungkook faced off with Jennie, as they stared each other down. He crossed his arms while she put her hands on her hips.
"Jennie, I hope you know what your fate is. You're going down." He teased.
"All I gotta say is that you're going down and I am not backing down. So be prepared."
"I'm the golden Maknae for a reason."
"Not for long." She smiled
"Jungkook is good at everything but not archery." Rap Monster mentioned.
Jungkook draws his arrow back first and releases it quickly. However, the arrow ends up hitting the floor as the guys laugh hysterically.
"That was...pretty golden Kookie." V teased as the Golden Maknae looked on in disbelief.
Meanwhile, Jennie got her bow and arrow ready, slowly drawing the arrow back. Taking a deep breath, she focused on the target. 
'One...two...release!' She released the arrow hitting it close to the bullseye.
"Yes!" She shouted with excitement
"Oh~" The guys yell, getting hyped.
Jungkook just stares at her arrow and back to her. She sticks her tongue out at him, making him glare playfully. This was the start of a competitive friendship. He attempts to hit the target again but fails as Jimin laughs at him. "Shut up, hyung!"
Back to the female member of BTS, she managed to hit the target in the bullseye but it fell off.
"YO! Unbelievable!" She shouted over the hollering guys who were saying how close it was.
Jungkook failed yet again to hit the target and once Jennie hit her arrow near the bullseye, it became clear that she was the winner as he accepted his defeat.
"WOO!" She started jumping up and down, spinning around. "That was pure luck!"
'Semi Finals'
'Suga vs V.'
Suga's bow and arrow skills were impressive as he kept hitting the same place while V couldn't hit the spot. When it was Jennie's turn against her leader, Rap Monster, she won quickly thanks to him missing each time.
Jennie 'Elated Competitor' (I'm finally getting the hang of this!)
"Wha~ why am I defeated!?" Rap Monster squinted his eyes shut, clenching his fists in despair.
'Finals'
'Jennie vs Suga'
This was an intense battle as both continued to hit the target near the bullseye. But it wasn't until Suga finally hit the bullseye, that he was declared the winner. The members playfully question why he chose rapping when he's so good at archery.
"The winner of the first Military Service exam goes to...Suga!" Eunuch announced as everyone enthusiastically applauded his win.
Jennie obtains 1 point so now she has 4 while Suga and Jungkook also have 4 points.
Jennie 'Cool and Calm' (I'm tied for first place with two other guys. As long as I keep trying to at least get a second place spot to gain more points, I should be A-OK.)
'Together with the flying tinker bells. Second exam, horse-riding! Two bachelors will ride their own ponies. First person to go one round and return back, wins!'
Jennie 'Determined' (I really want to be the Queen this time. I NEED to win this. Do you know how cool that'll be? No more punishments like drinking that disgusting beet juice!? I need a break!)
"That's easy!" Jimin pointed out.
The first battle consisted of Jimin and J-Hope. The intense bout was close but then Jimin decided to stand up and run the horse to the finish line after J-Hope created a big gap, taking the lead. Nonetheless, J-hope was declared the winner.
Next was Suga vs Jin. Jin started with a fast start but Suga quickly caught up and took the lead. The oldest member decided to stop while Suga took the finish line, and a roar of laughter escaped the members' mouths.
'Jennie vs Jungkook'
Jennie adjusted herself on the white plastic toy horse. "This is too goofy." She admitted while Jungkook sat on his horse next to her.
As soon as they get the OK to go, adrenaline goes around Jen's body as both she and Jungkook quickly move their feet to accelerate. Both equally take a fast pace, neck and neck.
"I don't even know who's winning!" J-Hope said with excitement in his voice.
Rap Monster (I definitely see a fire in Jennifer's eyes. She really wants that Queen of the End-Plate privilege.)
Once Jennie and Jungkook circle around the post, Jennie's heart starts to race as Jungkook gets a little bit ahead of her. The atmosphere was loud with the members watching, cheering and yelling out goofy commentary.
"Who shall win this battle?" J-Hope spoke in a dramatic tone
"Will it be the beautiful Miss Bangtan? Or will it be our handsome Golden Maknae!?" Jimin added to the fun.
Their goofy banter almost got her distracted because she was close to laughing. But getting back on track and focused, she increases her speed despite the pain on her behind from the tiny horse. Her efforts are rewarded when she ends up going ahead, with Jungkook high on her tail.
"OOOHHHHHHH!"
The loud, goofy voices of the members stand up, jumping up and down.
Jennie let out a sigh of relief when she made it to the finish line a second before Jungkook.
"BOOYAH!" She celebrated, throwing her arms up in the air.
"Again?" Jungkook groaned, throwing his head back.
Jungkook 'Mindboggled' (How? She was behind me!)
"Sorry Kookie. I just really want to win that end-plate position." She grinned sheepishly. "No hard feelings?"
"Don't talk to me." He playfully brushed her off while she chuckled lightly at him.
Jennie 'Behind really hurts' (Y'know those tiny horses really take a number on your butt. My butt hurts.)
When V goes up against Rap Monster, V wins by a landslide, making the leader throw his horse.
"Ahhh! He threw the horse!" Jennie laughed out loud.
Jennie (RIP Horse 2013-2013!)
"If I wore better pants, I'll win!" Rap Monster blames.
'Semi-finals'
'J-Hope vs Suga'
"J-Horse and rapid speed' vs 'Getting merit 2 times consecutive'
When they both were on their horses, Eunuch requested that they say something to each other.
"Honestly, since he's J-Horse and he even looks like it too, I feel burdened, I'll try my best." Suga said.
"I'll win this coolly," J-Hope responded with a bright smile.
When it was time to go, J-Hope quickly dashes away, leaving Suga in the dust while everyone whoops and cheers. Suga laughed it off, taken aback by his speed.
'V vs Jennie'
"Do you have anything to say to each other?" Eunuch asked
"Let's have a good match, best friend!" V happily smiled at her as she gave him a big high five.
"You bet! Let's do this!" She responded ecstatically.
Once they were ready, V continued to waddle and gain speed on his horse, with Jennie right behind him. But as soon as they circle the post, Jennie gains her speed and dashes forward. 
"Ah! She caught up!" Jimin acknowledged, clapping his hands.
"No~ Jennie!" V laughed as he tried to catch up with her and ended up losing.
'Bachelorette Jennie enters finals!'
'Finals'
'J-Hope vs Jennie'
"Right now, my legs are hurting so much. I don't know what to do about it." J-Hope admited.
"Hey, my butt hurts." She replied, making him giggle.
Once the sound of the gong is heard, both parties dash forward but J-Hope quickly leaves her in the dust. 
"Bro!" She exclaimed with a laugh as she circled the post, with J-Hope way ahead. He wins after going through the finish line.
"How can he be so fast!?" She laughed, arriving at the finish line.
"That was not even humanely possible." Jungkook addressed.
At the end of the exam, J-Hope obtains three points while Jennie obtains 1. So now Jennie has five points.
BTS and Jennie stand in between Eunuch and his gong as they applaud. 
"Finally it's the last!" Suga looked relieved.
"Last exam! A traditional game played by all ethnics. Chicken fight!" Eunuch announced.
'Bangtan State Merit exam Military Service last exam!'
'Traditional game played by all ethnics chicken fight!'
'All eight bachelors and bachelorette will start together in a single match'
'The last bachelor or bachelorette standing wins'
"Our seven bachelors and bachelorette please step forward and get prepared." Eunuch announced as they get into the chicken fight ring
Jennie 'Asking for Strength' (My tiny behind is in a chicken fight ring with seven guys. SEVEN. I need ALL the strength I can get for this. I WANT that Queen of the End-Plate position!)
The guys stretch and Jennie follows suit by stretching out her arms and then her legs. Once Eunuch says go, Jennie tries to keep her distance from everyone as she holds her crossed leg by the ankle, standing on one leg.
Jungkook and Jin meet in the middle, while Jennie stands in a corner, watching the show.
Jennie 'Keeping Distance' (I think I know how to win this. Let me let the guys fight, and then I can think of a plan from there. I just need to keep my distance and wait it out. My strategy is patience and defense. I'm more of a defensive person when it comes to competitions like this. Offense, not so much.)
Hopping forward, Jungkook attempts to attack Jin with his strength but Jin maintains his balance. All of a sudden, Jungkook does an aerial flying attack with his knee, surprising Jin.
"Rapmon! I choose you!" Jin pointed as Rap Monster and Jimin began to battle it out. It was hilarious watching everyone hop and jump all over the place.
Jennie watched as Rap Monster bumped into Jungkook and Jimin while Jin hopped right over to V. She quickly hopped away since she was right near V. Out of nowhere, she shrieked when Suga roughly bumped into her on purpose.
"Cut it out!" She swiftly hopped away from him as he laughed. He almost knocked the wind out of her. Any harder, she would've been eliminated.
V bumps Jin, resulting in the oldest member putting his leg down, eliminating him. Suga tries to bump everyone since he was alone and it ends up backfiring when he gets bumped three times. For his fate, he's bumped by V and falls out of the ring, making everyone laugh.
"Jennie! Whose team are you on? Join me and Jungkook! We'll protect you!" Jimin called out.
"I'm Switzerland!" She called out, trying to escape the drama.
Jungkook ended up slipping and falling down when he tried to hit J-Hope when he countered it.
"How could you do that to our Jungkookie!" Jimin yelled and tried to attack him but got hit and fell down.
'Jungkook's Pokemon Bachelor Jimin eliminated!'
After managing to hide for so long, Jennie goes full defense mode as J-Hope starts to go after her.
"Oh come on! I was doing so good!" She started hopping all over the ring, with him following her.
"Nope!" She evaded his bump and lightly bumped him back.
"I got your back!" V comes to her rescue, bumping into J-Hope, but ends up falling on his butt in the process.
"Awe man, V!" She laughed.
Staying away from Rap Monster and J-Hope's battle, Jennie watches as Rapmon's powerful hit, causes J-Hope to twirl around and falls down.
"HIII-YA!" She yelled, bumping Rap Monster with all her might, making him stumble from behind, once he recovered, he remained unfazed. "Are you-are you serious!? That didn't work!?"
Jennie 'Shocked' (HOW!? *Throws her arms up in the air*)
"Any last words, Jennie?" He teased, hopping up to her.
Hopping back for her life, she shakes her head. "Wait! Wait! I want a redo! AH!" Swiftly moving to the side, she escapes Rapmon's strike. "Let's talk about this!"
No matter how many times Rapmon would strike her, she would manage to avoid any type of contact.
Rap Monster 'In Charge of Destroying' (Jennie is small and quick. But soon I'll catch her. She can't avoid my attacks forever.)
"Wow~ she's really good at her defense!" Jimin praises with a big smile. "Go Jennie~"
Jennie 'Defensive Bangtan Member' (Obviously Rap Monster is stronger than me, so I had no choice but to go on a defensive route until I could find a way to make him lose his balance. I can smell the Queen of the end-plate prize already. I won't back down now! I have to win this!)
Noticing Rapmon getting a bit tired from putting all his strength into attempting to bump her, she finally takes advantage. When he attempts to strike her again, she finally counters, making him lose his balance.
"WHAAAAA~" The boys yell, getting hyped up.
While he was wobbling to stay on his foot, she bumped him on the shoulder and he fell on the ground.
"AHHHHHHH~" The guys start cheering.
"YES! YES! YES! YES!" She jumped up and down after putting her leg down.
"Aish...so close." Rap Monster sighed. 
He takes Jennie's hand and gets helped up by her. After receiving three more points, she had 8 points in total, declaring her the winner.
'Miss Bangtan has come back with a vengeance and won the battle!'
'Welcome the Queen of the end-plate!'
At the end of the exams, she gets carried easily by V and Jimin as she wears a hat with Sakura flowers on top. While being carried, Jungkook and Jin toss sakura blossoms at her while J-Hope, Suga and Rapmon dance and sing around.
"Y'know I can really get used to this. I feel like a princess." She laughed, goofing off with the guys.
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Jennie 'Queen of the end-plate' (Girl power! Don't ever give up! You can always bounce back and come back to win! I am so anticipating the end-plate. No punishments for me!)
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brookston · 1 year
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Beate, Rose-Marie, Walter (Austria)
Lazar, Lazo (Bulgaria)
Diogen, Dionizije, Klement, Timotej (Croatia)
Ema, Emanuel (Czech Republic)
Janus (Denmark)
Julia, Juuli, Juulika, Lia, Liana, Liane (Estonia)
Suoma, Suometar (Finland)
Julie (France)
Beate, Rose-Marie, Walter (Germany)
Lazaros (Greece)
Dénes (Hungary)
Alberto, Dionigi, Walter (Italy)
Dana, Danute, Dziedra, Edgars, Žanete (Latvia)
Dionizas, Girtautas, Julija, Skirgailė (Lithuania)
Asle, Atle (Norway)
Apolinary, Cezary, Cezaryna, Dionizy, Gawryła, January, Radosław, Sieciesława (Poland)
Agav, Irodion, Lazar, Ruf (Romania)
Alla, Anna (Russia)
Albert (Slovakia)
Amancio, Dionisio, Julia (Spain)
Hemming, Nadja, Tanja (Sweden)
Gillian, Jill, Jillian, Jolyon, Julia, Julian, Juliana, Julianna, Julianne, Julie, Julien, Juliet, Juliette, Julio, Julissa, Julius (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 98 of 2024; 267 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 14 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Fearn (Alder) [Day 21 of 28]
Chinese: Second Month 2 (Gui-Mao), Day 18 (Bing-Shen)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 17 Nisan 5783
Islamic: 17 Ramadan 1444
J Cal: 7 Aqua; Sevenday [7 of 30]
Julian: 26 March 2023
Moon: 93%: Waning Gibbous
Positivist: 14 Archimedes (4th Month) [Apollonius]
Runic Half Month: Ehwaz (Horse) [Day 14 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 20 of 90)
Zodiac: Aries (Day 19 of 30)
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brookstonalmanac · 1 year
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Holidays 4.8
Holidays
Aerosol Day
Baghdad Liberation Day (Kurdistan)
Colorism Awareness Day
Counter Stool Memorial Day
Cushing’s Disease Awareness Day
DAB Day (Draw A Bird Day)
Day of Silence
Day of Valor (Araw ng Kagtingan; Philippines) 
Dog Farting Awareness Day
Draw a Picture of a Bird Day
Geranium Day (England)
Grand Ivy Day
Grand National Ladies Day (UK)
Hammerin’ Hank Day
International Bird Day
International Day of Pink
International Feng Shui Awareness Day
International Pageant Day
International Romani Day (a.k.a. International Day of the Roma)
Martyrs’ Day (Tunisia)
Milk
More Cowbell Day
Mule Day
National All is Ours Day
National Arcade Day
National Best in the World Day
National Catch and Release Day
National Dog Fighting Awareness Day
National Pygmy Hippo Day
Peanuts-Kids-Baseball Day
Polling Day Eve (Samoa)
Pygmy Hippo Day
Rex Manning Day
Rumenians’ Independence Day (Sweden)
Sealing the Frost (Cuchumatan Indians; Guatemala)
Shiba Inu Day (Japan)
Step into the Spotlight! Day
Trading Cards for Grown-Ups Day
Tutor Appreciation Day
Twin Peaks Day
World Mixed Martial Arts Day
World Neurosurgeon’s Day
Zoo Lovers' Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Milk in Glass Bottles Day
National Bass Day (UK)
National Empañada Day
2nd Saturday in April
Baby Massage Day [2nd Saturday]
Global Day to End Child Sexual Abuse [2nd Saturday]
Slow Art Day [2nd Saturday]
World Circus Day [2nd Saturday]
Independence Days
Australis (a.k.a. Grand Duchy of Australis; Declared; 2020) [unrecognized]
Feast Days
Ædesius (Christian; Martyr)
Anne Ayres (Episcopal Church (USA))
Apollonius (Positivist; Saint)
B. Albert, Patriarch of Jerusalem (Christian; Saint)
Buddha's Birthday (Mahāyāna Buddhists)
Constantina (Christian; Saint)
Cornelius de Heem (Artology)
Day of Amon-Ra (Pagan)
Dionysius of Corinth (Christian; Saint)
Feast of the Hummingbird (Aztec)
Feast of the Three Days of the Writing of the Book of the Law begins (Thelema)
Geronimo Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Hana Matsuri (Flower Festival on Buddha’s Birthday; Japan)
Julie Billiart of Namur (Christian; Saint)
Kanbutsu-e (Buddha’s Birthday; Japan)
Kiki the Rattlesnake (Muppetism)
Nuzzle Quran (Malaysia)
Perpetuus (Christian; Saint)
Red Wine Day (Pastafarian)
Saturday before Easter (a.k.a. ... 
Black Saturday (Philippines)
Easter Saturday (Fiji, Papua New Guinea, Seychelles)
Holy Saturday
Walter of Pontoise (Christian; Saint)
William Augustus Muhlenberg (Episcopal Church (USA))
Zoo Day (Pastafarian)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Nēmontēmi, Day 4 (of 5) [Aztec unlucky or fasting days, taking place between 4.5-4.18]
Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [19 of 60]
Premieres
All the Old Knives (Film; 2022)
American: The Bill Hicks Story (Documentary Film; 2011)
The Boss (Film; 2016)
The Century, by Peter Jennings and Todd Brewster (Book; 1999)
The Clash, by The Clash (Album; 1977)
David and Goliath, by Malcolm Gladwell (Book; 2014)
Destitively Bonnaroo, by Dr. John (Album; 1974)
Father Noah’s Ark (Disney Cartoon; 1933)
Fever Pitch (Film; 2005)
From Russia, with Love, by Ian Fleming (Novel; 1957) [James Bond #5]
The Gambler (TV movie; 1980)
Hanna (Film; 2011)
Inspector George Gently (UK TV Series; 2007)
Just Dance, by Lady Gaga (Song; 2008)
Killing Eve (TV Series; 2018)
La Gioconda, by Amiliare Ponchielli (Opera; 1876)
Mr. Right (Film; 2016)
Sea Salts (Disney Cartoon; 1949)
The $64,000 Question (Radio Quiz Show; 1955)
Smash by The Offspring (Album; 1994)
Soul Surfer (Film; 2011)
Toys in the Attic, by Aerosmith (Album; 1975)
Twin Peaks (TV Series; 1990)
The Unusuals (TV Series; 2009)
Where Did Our Love Go, recorded by The Supremes (Song; 1964)
Ye Olden Days (Disney Cartoon; 1933)
Today’s Name Days
Beate, Rose-Marie, Walter (Austria)
Lazar, Lazo (Bulgaria)
Diogen, Dionizije, Klement, Timotej (Croatia)
Ema, Emanuel (Czech Republic)
Janus (Denmark)
Julia, Juuli, Juulika, Lia, Liana, Liane (Estonia)
Suoma, Suometar (Finland)
Julie (France)
Beate, Rose-Marie, Walter (Germany)
Lazaros (Greece)
Dénes (Hungary)
Alberto, Dionigi, Walter (Italy)
Dana, Danute, Dziedra, Edgars, Žanete (Latvia)
Dionizas, Girtautas, Julija, Skirgailė (Lithuania)
Asle, Atle (Norway)
Apolinary, Cezary, Cezaryna, Dionizy, Gawryła, January, Radosław, Sieciesława (Poland)
Agav, Irodion, Lazar, Ruf (Romania)
Alla, Anna (Russia)
Albert (Slovakia)
Amancio, Dionisio, Julia (Spain)
Hemming, Nadja, Tanja (Sweden)
Gillian, Jill, Jillian, Jolyon, Julia, Julian, Juliana, Julianna, Julianne, Julie, Julien, Juliet, Juliette, Julio, Julissa, Julius (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 98 of 2024; 267 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 14 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Fearn (Alder) [Day 21 of 28]
Chinese: Second Month 2 (Gui-Mao), Day 18 (Bing-Shen)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 17 Nisan 5783
Islamic: 17 Ramadan 1444
J Cal: 7 Aqua; Sevenday [7 of 30]
Julian: 26 March 2023
Moon: 93%: Waning Gibbous
Positivist: 14 Archimedes (4th Month) [Apollonius]
Runic Half Month: Ehwaz (Horse) [Day 14 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 20 of 90)
Zodiac: Aries (Day 19 of 30)
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stellargay · 4 years
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“my love, take your time. i’ll see you on the other side.”
i cant stop thinking about akechi doing hamilton’s final monologue in slow motion after his battle in shido’s palace. my brain won’t let me. 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
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disneyphantomlover · 4 years
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Another pic for @thewonderinglibrarian because they are awesome.
Scary power couple, thy name is Jen and Vlad.
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agentwallflower · 4 years
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Supernova, Chapter 1
Hey, here we are again!
I have a headache and I got rejected from UFO, so... good thing I had a backlog because I had zero energy to write this week! Yay! Remember to stay inside, folks! Essential workers like me don’t wanna see you.
Next chapter goes up May 2nd. I’m gonna go work on my nano now and continue to drown my sorrows in coke zero.
Also if you enjoyed the chapter and want to contribute to my coke zero addiction, my Ko-Fi is here!  Thanks, and I’ll see you guys in two weeks. 
Nothing like waking up face first on the ground to make you appreciate not having your face shoved into the ground.
“Andy, you better be out of bed!”
Technically, Andromeda Noble was... half? Out of bed. It was hard to figure out fractions when her face was down and her ass was in the air like that. It took her a few moments to have enough consciousness to right herself, but once she did, half was a pretty decent estimate of how she had come to that morning.
What the hell she had been doing to wind up that way, however, was beyond her.
“I'm up, Mom!” Her deep voice boomed through the floor as she stood and glanced around the room she called her own. It had at one point been attic storage for her family. In some cases, it still was – only the thing it happened to be storing was her and what her mother considered a more than healthy dose of teenage angst. The joke was on her, of course – she was 20. No more teens years left there.
Her mother's annoyed tone also carried through the wood like tar bubbling through the cracks. “Less attitude, more getting dressed! If you make your sister late-”
Andy tuned the rest out in favor of scrounging around her bedroom floor for mostly clean clothes. Sure, she heard the increasingly annoyed comments coming from the floor below, but they were meaningless sounds to her. It was a talent she had honed over the years: the sacred art of in one ear and out the other when it came to the woman.
While sun streamed through the attic window, she held up a pair of suspicious jeans and gave them the once over. Neither of her sisters would have been OK with it, but they weren't the ones wearing them. Soon she was, and after finding a shirt to match it was a matter of grabbing her bag to head down the stairs.
“Hope you're doing alright today, old man.” She patted a bear on her desk as she reached for a necklace hanging from its outstretched palm. In places, it was tattered, and its soft fur was more than a little threadbare at this point where someone had torn it and made a clumsy repair. It still held its plush shield just fine, which was good enough for her. With that little ritual, down the stairs she went with heavy footsteps.
The bathroom mirror showed a blank expression and eyes that tried to stare straight through the glass. The few people Andy interacted with sometimes called her gaze intimidating. Of course, that was when they were being nice. Mostly, it was creepy. Of course, that was her face so there wasn't much she could do about it.
“Well, here goes.” Andy threw the necklace over her head and settled it into place. After a quick check of her teeth, everything looked to be as it should. “Alright. Looks like I'm good to go then.”
With that, she swung the door open and exited the bathroom. As she did, she caught faint, subtle strains of conversation coming down from the living room. From the sounds of things, her mother and older sister were having a conversation.
That hadn't taken long.
“I already told you, I have something to do! You take her!”
“We've been over this, I'm already late to work!”
Ah, the usual debate. Andy leaned on the handrail as she leaned over to listen. From where she was standing, she could see the rest of her family arguing at the front door over who got custody of her for the day. From the sound of things, her mother was winning.
Her mother always did – she could scream louder.
She could practically picture her sister rolling her eyes as she grabbed for her keys. “Whatever, next time you take her.”
“Watch the attitude, I let you live here for free.” Andy had to duck behind the wall as her mother turned on her heel. “Andy, you better be down in two minutes or else! Don't make me come up there!”
And do what, try to drag her down the stairs? Now that would be a sight to see. However, Andy wasn't in the mood to make her mother angrier than she was. After all, their youngest sister had the right to a decent day. So she started down the stairs after a delay. It was easier to act.
“I'm ready, Mom.”
“Next time get up when I call you.” Amanda Nobel, mother, lawyer, and major source of stress, was already out the door. “Sara, we'll talk about this when I get home tonight.”
The door slammed shut behind her, leaving the siblings alone. The room's temperature dropped five degrees as her older sister rounded on her. At least some of her annoyance was gone. Their mother leaving helped with that.
That probably wasn't a good sign, but what did she know?
“Took you long enough.” Sara was a med student, and kind of a pain in her nonexistent ass, but that was what family did. “Shouldn't it take you like two seconds to get ready?”
Andy rolled her eyes as she walked past her sister. “Wanted to look nice for you and the eggheads at the lab I guess. You don't have your study group today anyway.”
Her sister was soon on her heels, and Andy could almost feel the heat  radiating off her face as they headed towards the way out. “I have... something to do today.”
Judging from that tone of voice, that something was more of a someone. Well, she wasn't about to spill those beans, not to her mother. Still, it was good dirt that she was more than happy to save away for the moment. Later, she would share it with their youngest sibling. After all, both of them deserved to benefit  from the juicy details.
Sara stopped to grab her lunch and toss Andy hers with a practiced throw. “A thank you would be nice, you know..I don't have to take you to the lab every day. ”
Her younger sibling shrugged her shoulders – or at least tried to as she tucked her lunch in her bag. “You kind of do if mom can't take me. Not like I'm allowed to leave the house without someone watching me.”
It wasn't like she particularly liked being under constant watch, but it was just part of her life. Over the years, she had hoped for it to lessen, but it had only gotten worse the older she got. Now it was just an unpleasant reality she dealt with by employing a healthy dose of sarcasm whenever someone asked her about it.
Of course, since she really only talked to scientists and her family on the regular, most of them were immune to it by now. Oh well, the new techs were always fun to sass when they were getting their lab legs. It was her one pleasure in life.
“Ugh, whatever.” A clear sign she had won that one. “Come on, we need to leave so we can beat the traffic to the lab. Try not to put a dent in the roof of the car this time, will you?”
“I make no promises.”
Andy was soon out the door, into a bright day with clear blue skies and a warm breeze that blew as she walked. Her flight of freedom was just a short walk to her sister's car – before she knew it, she was sliding in. At least she hadn't dented the hood this time.
In her defense... she put it back the last time just fine?
Sara slid into the driver's seat in order to get things going. Both of them caught sight of their mother's car as she disappeared down the road, going slightly above the speed limit. If that wasn't a sign she was going to be a real delight when she got home that night, Andy didn't know what would be. Maybe she should stay up in the attic when she got home...
Andy shot her sister a look. ”She seems cheerful this morning.”
The ghost of a smile flitted across Sara's lips as she started the car. “'I'll tell you when I can't see her anymore, you know she can hear a mouse fart.”
Andy's body shook as they pulled away from the curb and started down the road that would take them to the city. If she had been anyone else, that would have been an all out doubled over laughing fit. However, she couldn't, so it wasn't. The shaking was good enough for her anyway.
Her sister cast a glance at her when they stopped at a red light a few minutes down the road. “You know Jen's recital is coming up, right?”
“Shit, really?” Andy glanced out the window, at the cars around them. Better than to see the frustration in her sister's eyes. “Are you going to be able to make it?”
Sara sighed and shook her head in response. “I don't think so, I have work and I can't get anyone to cover my shift.”
Andy's shoulders drooped as she leaned back in the seat. “And I'm not allowed to go out without someone keeping an eye on me. If Mom can't go, and Aunt Miri has temple...”
A cold sensation dropped to the pit of her stomach. Their youngest sister, the one she was probably the most fond of honestly, was one of the best dancers she had ever seen. Of course, she was probably the only dancer she had ever seen through a shaky phone screen, but that didn't matter. Jen was good, and she deserved to have someone there to watch her.
Damn it all... she wanted to go.
“Welcome to what  what me and mom had an argument over last night if you didn't hear us through the floor.” Sara adjusted the mirror as traffic picked up. There were more cars now as they were drawing closer to the exit for the city. “I mean, you're 20. You should be able to go places on your own.”
Her older sister was starting to pick at a wound that never got the chance to scab over at that point. Andy could hear their mother's arguments ringing through her head as she leaned her head against the glass. Something about the vibrations from the car helped settle the cold feeling, but it never really left her. By now she figured it was her version of being depressed.
“I know.”
This was probably where she would have sighed, but... it was complicated. Instead, she shrugged her shoulders once more. “But we all had the damn rules drilled into our heads about what I can and can't do.”
She could recite them by heart – no going out unless it was with someone on a very small approved list. No internet use unless it was monitored. And most of all, don't do anything stupid. That last one was a bit vague, but it was the one her mother harped on the most for some reason.
Like she even had the chance to be stupid...
“Hey, you OK? Feels like it dropped five degrees in here.”
Andy picked up her head to see Sara was looking over at her. Normally that would have been dangerous, but the car was stopped in the midst of a lovely traffic jam. Now while she didn't have her license – another point on the cannot do list – she was pretty sure that was safe.
Mostly. It was hard to tell some times with how her mother drove. The woman had never seen a speed limit she didn't break.
“Huh?” She shrugged. “I mean... not really. It's kind of annoying being taken everywhere like I'm 5. I know you guys hate doing it, and it's not like I enjoy having to stay home while kids half my age can go outside and do shit.”
Sara frowned at her reaction. “I don't mi-”
Andy's shoulders shook with her version of a bitter laugh. “Yes you do, everyone does. I'm not dumb like Mom thinks I am.”
Her older sister flinched, but she didn't pull away. “I mean...  well yeah, it's kind of weird you can't go out and all.”
Weird was putting it mildly.
At least Sara had the good grace to keep her eyes on the road ahead of them at that point. Andy was glad for that as she rested her head back against the glass. Traffic was going even slower now – close to a complete stop. On such a busy road it wasn't unusual, but something about it felt... off.
Maybe that was why the med student fished her phone out of her pocket and handed it over to Andy. “I'm watching what you do. Can you  check to see if there's an alert?”
Andy's fingers were a blur as she unlocked the phone.. Almost immediately, a warning sound echoed from the phone's speakers. Text flickered across the screen, scrolling in red and white. Until she turned the device upside-down, it meant nothing to her. Once it was properly aligned...
“Ah, shit.”
Sara winced as she placed a hand over her forehead. “Don't tell me...”
“Downtown's all tied up because Cryojolt turned the roads into a skating rink. Citizens are advised to stay in their houses and not cause trouble.” Andy held up the phone to where a live news broadcast was starting to play.
Some brave cameraman had gotten close enough to the action to show their loyal viewers that half the shopping district was covered in a thick layer of ice that wasn't even close to melting despite the heat. A few cars were frozen feet in the air, as if blown up by water that quickly turned to ice. It looked beautiful, but in reality it was a nightmare for everyone involved.
“Great.” Sara groaned and laid her head on the steering wheel. “We're going to be stuck here forever.”
Andy handed her phone back without prompting. “At least now you can tell me about that guy you're hiding from Mom.”
After all, they were about to be stuck in a car with each other for quite a long time. Might as well make things interesting.
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CHOOSE YOUR THREE FREE COMICS!
The following titles will be available at Comix Connection on May 4th (while supplies last!). Everybody gets to pick three! For every food donation* you bring in for the Central Pennsylvania Food Bank you may select an additional free comic book!
*food donations must be at least two months in date to allow for food bank processing time! expired or soon-to-expire items will not be accepted. please check your labels!
We know the line for the FCBD comics can get long (if you want to come in and shop first, you can skip the line and head straight inside!) so in an effort to both entertain you while you’re in that long line and to help it go a little faster by giving you a preview of the various titles so you can decide ahead of time what looks good, the Comix Connection Counter Monkeys have read and reviewed all of the available FCBD books! Take a peek!
CHOOSE YOUR FREE COMICS:
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This preview of the Under the Moon: A Catwoman Tale graphic novel introduces us to a young, pre-Catwoman Selina Kyle and the difficult adolescence that led her to become everyone’s favorite feline fatale. Plus, get a sneak-peek at the upcoming Teen Titans: Raven graphic novel coming from DC Ink later this summer for $16.99. Want more? Pre-order Raven now or grab a copy of Under the Moon off the shelves today!
CONTENT NOTE: while this sample has been rated ALL AGES it does deal with some heavy subjects, including animal death, and the books themselves are intended for TEEN READERS.
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Shiver your way into a galaxy far, far away in this spooky one-shot starring Han Solo and Chewbacca on a galactic treasure hunt during their pre-Rebellion scoundrel days! Want more? Discover the whole era-spanning adventure in the Tales from Vader’s Castle graphic novel, on the shelves now! [ALL AGES]
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Marjorie is not excited to go visit her grandmother in the country for Mother’s Day, even though her best friend is coming along for the ride -- secretly of course, because Wendell is a ghost! This down-to-earth haunting pits Majorie against the pressures of growing-up and finding herself, but it’s Wendell who gets the star make-over in this issue! As in the graphic novel, this one-shot deals with the topics of grief and loss in a way that is both approachable and touching for all ages. Want more? Pick up the Sheets graphic novel where the two friends first met, on the shelves now! [ALL AGES]
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This two-for-one issues gives you the first ever comic book venture for the beloved video game Minecraft, a teaser for the upcoming graphic novel. in the first story, a cheerful “Griefer” gets some grief of her own when real life consequences collide with her digital destruction. Plus, everyone’s favorite super-siblings decide to give mom and dad the gift of a “Date Night” that gives them more than they bargained for in a short story set after Incredibles 2. Want more? Pre-order the $9.99 Minecraft graphic novel now, or picks up the latest issue of Incredible: Secret Identities on the racks now! [ALL AGES]
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A hilarious, lighthearted romp through the world of the Justice League as the world’s greatest heroes answer their fans’ most pressing questions -- such as Superman’s biggest mistakes and Hawkgirl’s dietary preferences. This two chapter preview of the upcoming graphic novel, Dear Justice League exposes the funny side of ordinary super life. Want more? Have us pre-order your copy of the $9.99 graphic novel out later this summer! [ALL AGES]
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In this special preview of the upcoming graphic novel Ghost Hog, new ghost Truff the hog gets some lessons in how to haunt -- and the dangers when things go wrong! -- from her friends. Plus, catch a preview of Pilu of the Woods, a sweet graphic novel about family and woodlore as a lost little girl meets a lost little dryad and both have to fight their own dark sides to find their way home. Want more? Have us set aside the first Ghost Hog book for you at $12.99 when it comes in next week, or grab a copy of Pilu of the Woods off the shelves now! [ALL AGES]
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It can be hard being a Villain Kid in Auradon and even harder when you’re coming from the Isle of the Lost. Dizzy Tremaine is worried about her first day of school so she seeks out some fortune telling from Celia Facilier, but can she trust what the cards tell her...or Celia? Sneak a peek at this preview of the upcoming Disney Descendants: Dizzy’s New Fortune graphic novel coming out later this month. Pre-order your copy now for $12.99 or grab a previous Descendants story off the shelf now! [ALL AGES]
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Discover the beginning of Ash Katchum’s partnership with Pikachu in this preview of the Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You graphic novel -- and if you think it was all smooth sailing for these two famous pair, you’re in for a rough surprise...just like Pikachu! Then, follow Red as he captures his first Pokémon and begins his journey to being a great trainer in the preview of Pokémon Adventures Volume One. Want more? Order the full story of each volume today! [ALL AGES]
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A long, long, long time ago -- 40,000 years in fact -- neanderthal siblings Lucy and Andy founded an Adventure Club with their human neighbors to explore their prehistoric world. When they go chasing a meteorite that fell from the sky, they might have found more than they bargained for! But don’t worry: every Lucy & Andy story comes with a back-up feature where modern scientists fill-in the details that Lucy and Andy haven’t figured out yet! Find out more in this one-shot adventure, and then check out their ongoing hi-jinks in the collection of Lucy & Andy Neanderthal graphic novels. Grab one off the shelf or order yourself a copy today! [ALL AGES]
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The Lumberjanes are a sensation of adventurous scouts who best magical monsters through the power of friendship, and this issue spotlights two of their stories: first, get a preview of the first part of the upcoming Lumberjanes: Shape of Friendship original graphic novel when a visit to the boys’ camp gets a little knottier than expected and second, enjoy a short story of one time Ripley had to use her wits to save Jen from certain doom! Want more? Pre-order the Shape of Friendship OGN today, or pick up a previous volume of the intrepid scouts’ many adventures from the shelves today! [ALL AGES]
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In this collection of short, spooky tales, Casper the Friendly Ghost struggles to stop his friends from pulling mean pranks on one another and goes out of his way (and out of orbit...sort of) to make new friends. Enjoy a haunting from the world’s kindest ghost while you alternate groans and giggles over the antics of his less-than-kindly friends and neighbors. Want more? Grab a Casper issue off the racks today! [ALL AGES]
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This underwater one-shot introduces us to Alex the Parrotfish, who is eager to head to the big city of Coralton and find a job! Unfortunately for Alex, his quest runs into a few hiccoughs (some with big, pointy teeth!) that threaten to leave his plans high-and-dry, not least of which is that on the reef everybody has a very specific role in the ecosystem...which you can learn more about in the backup Guide to the Bahamas which identifies all the different fish Alex met along the way, and more! [ALL AGES]
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Meet Gillbert, a small sea creature, and his underwater friends. Gillbert is the son of the king and queen of all the oceans, but today he just wants to sleep in! Too bad for Gillbert that today is Everything Day, when you can do Anything...except sleep, at least if you have friends like his! Read the first chapter of Gillbert’s newest adventure by Art Baltazar, creator of Tiny Titans and one of the greatest cartoonists of kids’ comics working today! Want more? Check out the first volume of Gillbert’s adventures, Gillbert the Little Merman vol 1, on shelves now, or grab some of Art Baltazar’s earlier work and see where all that AW, YEAH! got started! [ALL AGES]
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One of the classics of comic book history, in this FCBD special Little Lulu is as bold, troublesome, and adventurous as ever! Despite being created in the 1930s, Lulu remains an empowering little girl: assertive, independent, and imbued with expert comedic timing, Lulu was a defining comic of post-war America today this protofeminist icon is ready to bring her gags and giggles to a new audience with a collection of reprints starting later this year. Get in on this not-so-lost treasure early. Want more? Sign-up for the upcoming first volume now, or begin with the John Stanley: Giving His Life to Little Lulu HC and learn about her seminal creator and the history he and Lulu influenced. [ALL AGES]
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In this one-shot issue, the Thirteenth Doctor and her friends find themselves in an interstellar amusement park for some rest and recreation (and don’t forget the snacks!) until a rigged game of chance exposes a darker underside to all the shiny, happy fun. Can Yaz, Ryan, Graham, and the newest incarnation of the BBC’s famous Time Lord save the day? Find out here! Want more? Grab an issue of the new Thirteenth Doctor series off the rack, or explore the exploits of the previous twelve incarnations in some of our collected adventures off the shelf or by special order! [ALL AGES]
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Written, drawn, and colored by legally blind (no, really!) New Zealander Richard Fairgray, Blastosaurus is the story of the titular mutant triceratops with fists of fury and a heart of gold and the two young kids who become his best friends. Overcoming his beastly nature, good ol' Blasto fights monsters, vampires, and mad scientists who use farts as a weapon. The result is a fun comic with a goofy sense of humor where anything is possible. Think Hellboy running through a MAD Magazine, with a little bit of the bizarreness of Creepy or Eerie thrown in. If you like dinosaurs, punching evil, and think flatulence is funny, this is the book for you (and your kids)! Want more? Grab a collection, or dig into the recent back issue bins for some single issues! [ALL AGES]
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This treasury of British comics stacks-up a monstrous plethora of humorous hi-jinks, from sharks to soccer to super heroes and back again! In the grand tradition of classic comic strip funnies, this packed-to-the-brim collection of short tales is ready to tickle your funny bone from dawn to dusk to full moon! [ALL AGES]
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Co-created by football star (or “soccer” for we uncultured Americans) Cristiano Ronaldo, this new secret super team stars a fictional version of the famed kicker turning his sports skills toward world-protecting. It’s bright, silly, and kids-centric, fleshed-out with sidekicks like the super-baseball bat-weilding Sita Shaolin and the hammerhead shark-headed hockey stick-swinging Kaiju King, but the key of the team is the power-borrowing sphere that Ronaldo has to deliver to the bad guys via his super soccer kicking skills! Think Teen Titans Go, but with football (soccer). Want more? Keep your eyes peeled for more Striker Force 7 comics in the near future! [ALL AGES]
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Brought to you by the producers and animators of the hit TV show and features all your favorite characters; Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene & Louise, this issue reprints three impossible Bob’s Burgers stories: one featuring a carnival ride that does a lot more than just spin, one that involves a magic wish melting with regret, and one of Tina’s fanfiction extravaganzas! Want more? Order one of the earlier Bob’s Burgers collections and relive watching the show all over again! [ALL AGES]
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The world of Marvel’s movies might have reached an end point for the moment, but things for the comic book Avengers are dicier than ever! Preview upcoming adventures for two series in this issue. First, Tony Stark finds himself facing eerily familiar faces in a time he never wanted to see, while Namor and the Squadron Supreme heat up the oceans and Captain America and Captain Marvel lead a team of heroes deep into Shi’ar space! Then, read the first chapter of the new Savage Avengers series staring such “classic” Avengers characters as Wolverine, Elektra, Punisher, Venom, Blade, and...Conan!? There’s no slowing these heroes down, True Believers! Want more? Grab the first issue of Savage Avengers off the shelves today, or dive into the ongoing Avengers title for adventures both near and far! [TEEN]
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Read the full first issue of Hope, a brand-new ongoing superhero comic. The “Ultras” first showed up five years ago, changing the world with their powers. Some people love them, some people fear them, but for unassuming mom Julie Lavelle they were a carefully-guarded secret...until the car accident that changed everything. Where will the ultra named Hope go from here, and with so much loss will she be able to find her namesake within herself ever again? Find out here, than come back later this summer for Issue #2 where things, somehow, get worse! [TEEN]
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Two of television’s most beloved series (one long-running and one far, far too short) return to comics! First, preview the new Firefly series set before the tragic events of the Serenity movie that reveals some ugly skeletons from Mal and Zoe’s wartime closets and strains the crew’s bonds like never before. Then, go back to Sunnydale where everything old is new again with a modern reboot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy is back in high school again for the first time, surrounded by familiar faces...but how different will things be when she’s slaying in 2019 instead of 1997? Enjoy a modern twist with a classic taste (of blood!) and grab your stakes...and browncoats! Want more? Find the first issues of either series on the shelf today, or delve into the classic collections of the previous Dark Horse stories. [TEEN]
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This two-for-one issue explores both the darker and lighter sides of the Spider-Man mythos! In the first story, prepare yourself for danger as Eddie Brock introduces us to the brutal beginning of Absolute Carnage, a Venom-event starting this August. Then enjoy the lighter side of super-heroics as Miles Morales and Peter Parker face-off over an epic conflict of their own...who really has the best pizza in NYC? Want more? Check out the latest issues of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, Miles Morales Spider-Man, Venom, or Amazing Spider-Man on the shelves today -- or read-up on previous events in our extensive collection of various spider-rific comics! [TEEN]
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What if experiencing a school shooting was so traumatic that it, and other natural and human-produced horrors of the 21st century, actually triggered superpowers to manifest in the survivors? That is the brainstorm behind Humanoid’s first ongoing comics initiative, H1. This FCBD “Ignition” preview gives us a story about these brand-new superheroes (and villains!) trying to find their place in the world...and they aren’t content to stand by and watch the status quo! Also take a behind-the-scenes peek into the creative process and characters of this blisteringly topical political premise: Spearheaded by comic book legend Mark Waid, Humanoids looks ready to break into the superhero market with a set of relevant and wholly original stories. Want more? Sign-up for the first issue next month’s debut of Ignited now. [TEEN]
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It’s School Picture Day in Riverdale, and that of course means drama -- but there might be more at work today than Cheryl Blossom’s demands for more flattering lighting! When nasty notes turn up anonymously dropped in the yearbook suggestion box, will our small town friends be able to stick together and solve the case, or will someone do something that everyone will regret? The new Riverdale: Season Three comic series features adventures set between the episodes of the hit show, and as always in the town of Riverdale the moment you start digging for answers the more secrets you expose! Also enjoy some behind-the-scenes sneak peeks as well as an excerpt from the prequel novel Riverdale: The Day Before. Want more? Grab the latest issue of the new Riverdale series off the rack, or explore our variety of collected editions from the traditional Archie Digests to the modern re-vamp of the Archie and Sabrina series and, of course, the show-inspired Riverdale comic itself! [TEEN]
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Canada's perennial titular superhero has seen sporadic publication since its creation in 1975, but has been appearing more consistently since 2015 as part of Chapterhouse Comics. This preview of the newest Captain Canuck series starts with a "top secret" dossier to catch you up on recent in-world history, as well as background on some of his allies and enemies. We also receive a small hint of the action to come as the Captain and his French Canadian partner, Kebec, fly into an underground lair for some robot-bashing action! [TEEN]
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The beloved Robotech series continues with a revolutionary new revisioning! Jump on board for the next big event right here with this mind-blowing first chapter of Robotech: Event Horizon, beginning this summer with Issue #21!  Plus a Curtain Call backup featuring...Minmei!? Check it all out here, then grab a collected edition of the previous issues or sign-up for the start of Event Horizon this summer! [TEEN]
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Time-displaced warrior-queen Malika struggles under the burden of the Dragon’s Doom in this preview of her newest adventure, Malika: Fire & Frost. An enchanted sleep sent Malika 500 years into the future but ancient curses do not give up their hold that easily...and neither do her adversaries! The quest for the Dragon Stones is a dangerous one, but what happens when someone new gets caught-up in the fight? Read the first chapter here, then check out the previous two volumes in her epic chronicles: Malika: Warrior Queen on shelves now! [TEEN]
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What if one day, all the animals all over the world woke up and started talking? That is the story of Animosity, an epic adventure following human girl Jesse and dog Sandor across the resulting cataclysm. But Jesse and Sandor are not the only ones with a story to tell. In this one-shot, bio major Meredith and Neon, the beta fish who loves her, have to face the terror of life outside the tank. Want more? Grab the first volume of Animosity off the shelves today! [TEEN]
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Mel has a secret: she thinks she’s dying. She’s also a clandestine superhero tasked with protecting all of mankind. A chance meeting in a cemetery between the bleeding woman and a kid hiding-out with her sketchbook changes everything...except the fact that being a superhero isn’t easy. Is Jessie up for the challenge? Find out in this FCBD reprint of the first issue of Punchline, the new super-powered super-star from Antarctic Press! Want more? Order the first volume of the sold-out series, Punchline: Blood Sisters, today! [TEEN]
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In this adorably meta story, witness the epic throw-down between Sakura and Karin -- both in and out of the game! Can Sakura’s hard-earned skills perfected through after-hours practice at the arcade where she works compete with Karin’s meticulous, expensive training? Who will be the world champion of Super Chibi Puzzle Gem Fighter Ultra Turbo Arcade Edition? Fine out here! Want more? Raid the back issue bins for previous issues of Street Fighter, or grab a collected edition today! [TEEN]
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This manga-style two-for-one issue features a story from the world of My Hero Academia and one from The Promised Neverland. In the first, enter a world where 80% of all people are born with “quirks” that give them super-powers! It’s an exciting, hyper-active world full of heroes and villains...but what about the 20% of people who aren’t born “super”? Jump straight into the action with a fight scene that’s more than meets the eye, and find out! Then in the second story, visit the orphanage where eleven-year-old Emma lives with her thirty-seven beloved siblings, enjoying an ordinary life of family, games, and companionship...along with the strange Daily Test, numbers tattooed on their necks, and a fence to keep them from ever going outside! Want more? There are multiple volumes of both manga available now, so grab one today! [TEEN]
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Worlds collide in this special FCBD one-shot! When Tala and Eddie, estranged father-daughter duo on the run from good guys and bad guys alike, finally get their hands on an “escape hatch” to another world it seems like all their troubles are solved -- but the world where the Goon lives is never trouble free! When one pair contains a man trapped in the body of a pug and the other contains a newly-minted dogcatcher with a love of violence, is there any way things can end well? Plus, a back-up featuring Eric Powell’s appalachian horror comic, Hillbilly! Want more? Collections of all three series are available now, or grab the first issue of the new Goon today! [TEEN]
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Red 5 Comics brings out a two-for-one sampler of high-concept post-apocalyptic stories. In The Dark Age, a mysterious mist destroys all the metal on Earth, immediately plunging society back into a medieval kingdom of wood, brick, and glass. In Afterburn, the world is scorched by a super-powerful solar flare and the story follows a group of thieves and mercenaries breaking into the most dangerous areas of the old world, attempting to recover lost artifacts for the remaining aristocracy. For readers looking for dark, mature stories of a dismal future, this comic is a perfect choice! [TEEN]
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In this two-parter from Dark Horse, enjoy a one-shot set in the aftermath of Stranger Things where Nancy struggles to reconnect to her brother and find a way for both of them to return to normal life. Then preview the new series Black Hammer ‘45: Tales From the World of Black Hammer with a foray to the werewolf-riddled battlefields of World War II and a glimpse of the future of the ghostly Jack Sabbath. Want more? Pick up the first volume of Black Hammer, a series that takes the traditional tropes of the super hero world and twists them into new, marvelous, and weird new shapes, or grab the first volume of the Stranger Things tie-in comic exploring Will’s time in the Upside Down off the shelves. You can also sign up for the prequel series, Stranger Things: Six due out later this month! [TEEN]
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In the sci-fi/horror world of Midnight Sky, things are always dark. But things are not always what they seem. In this unexpected dystopian tale, we enter a world where light reveals the people who have been replaced...but by what, and why? And how far will one mother go to protect her children when one of them is no longer human, and the other has a strange power that might save -- or doom -- them all? Plus, a preview of Long Live Pro Wrestling, when a fed-up announcer gets a little too honest for his boss and becomes a social media sensation, a short haunting by Gutt Ghost, and previews of several upcoming titles from Scout Comics! Want more? Sign-up for your favorites today! [TEEN]
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Discover the strange, steampunk world of Lady Mechanika in this special issue which reprints her original 2010 debut one-shot as well as excerpts from two of her neweer adventures: The Clockwork Assassin and La Belle Dame Sans Merci. The mysterious mechanical woman stalks the streets in search of answers to her own origins -- but could she be a murderer herself? And how will she protect her friend Mr. Lewis from the dangers posed by an even more mysterious woman than herself? Gawk at the breadth of Lady Mechanika’s world, then grab a collection of her adventures off the shelves today! [TEEN]
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In 1992, Todd McFarlane’s Spawn burst onto the comics scene. Today you can relive that moment with this reprint of that very first issue, complete with an exclusive new cover by Francesco Mattina. Enjoy a look back at the moment that started it all...or if you’ve never read Spawn before, now is the perfect time to jump on board before the movie! Want more? There are almost 300 issues of Spawn out there today, available in back issue singles and collections! Grab some today! [TEEN]
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This two-part issue from Valiant Universe begins the newest saga in the life of nanite-infused ultimate soldier, Bloodshot, as well as setting the stage for the events of the Fallen World event due later this year which will pit the aforementioned Bloodshot against Rai, a haunted cyber-samurai. First witness Bloodshot at his most unstoppable as he seeks to save a doctor from those who would use her talents to make more beings like him; then explore the strain between truth and faith when “heaven” falls out of the sky in the opening salvo of Fallen World. Want more? Pick up a collection of Bloodshot or Rai or sign-up today for their new adventures in either the solo series or the Fallen World mini-series! [TEEN]
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Return to the classics with this excerpt from Zagor: The Alien Saga. Originally created in 1961, the story of Zagor combines science fiction, horror, and westerns in one adventurous whole. Here, discover how the titular Zagor and his friend Chico first encountered beings from another world...and the darker, more familiar face beside them! Want more? Order a collection of this classic comic book today. [TEEN]
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The main story of this one-shot features Dragonfly and Dragonflyman -- the same hero, but in two different worlds: one colorful and campy, the other gritty and dark! Juxtapose the biff, bam, pow! aesthetics of old school heroism with the grimdark hyper-violence of the nineties and today, and see how familiar faces can turn strange. But what will happen when cheerful Dragonflyman and grizzled Dragonfly change places in The Wrong Earth? Lay the groundwork of their worlds here, and then check out the back-up features introducing Captain Ginger, the feline captain of a ship full of interstellar cats, and a quick trip through the unfriendly world of Edgar Allen Poe’s A Snifter of Terror. Want more? All three series have collections available now! [TEEN]
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When humanity left planet Earth behind, fleeing a dying world for a new start in the stars, they nuked it behind them in an attempt to wipe-out the vampires left behind. Unfortunately, in the shadow of that nuclear winter, those vampires evolved. Now with the bloodsucks on the brink of achieving space flight and coming after their wayward food source, humanity has one last chance to save itself: the Interceptor program. One surgically-modified, heavily-trained, even more heavily-armed warrior to wipe-out the vampire threat for good. But when she gets to Earth, she finds something she never expected... This kinetic, fast-paced, tongue-in-cheek comic sets up a battle for Earth the likes of which you’ve never seen! Want more? Pre-order the $17.99 graphic novel due out later this summer that reprints the original series, or jump straight to the sequel with the new four-issue Reactor mini-series, available now! [TEEN]
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This year marks the 50th Anniversary of the first appearance of the Vampirella character in Vampirella #1, a Warren Publishing horror magazine and sister publication to the company's Creepy and Eerie magazines. As is befitting such an anniversary, Dynamite Comics is bringing out a new series with a new creative team to craft stories for the wry badgirl vampire. In this preview, we see our favorite scantily-clad bloodsucker endure assaults on social media, determined to discover her whereabouts and her secrets. The real treat in this FCBD exclusive is a bonus story, originally published in 1993, written and illustrated by comic book legends Kurt Busiek and Arthur Adams. Want more? Sign-up now for the new ongoing Vampirella series beginning later this summer! [TEEN+]
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Jump in mid-action to the latest adventure of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as they race through the city to save their friend and survive multiple ambushes! Then, discover the history of the saga back to the very beginning a long, long time ago in the back-up feature. Want more? Check out the reading order in the back of this issue for where to get started and then grab one of the TMNT’s collected editions off the shelf, or just keep going from here with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes #94, out later this month! [MATURE READERS!]
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Jump feet first into the frenetic world of Deadly Class, ongoing comic and hit television show! What do kids going to assassin school do to blow off steam? Hit a concert, of course...but sometimes the work comes with them. Does making art actually change the world? What about revenge? And can you hold onto who you are when the world is trying to shape you into something else? If all that can be packed into just one issue, imagine how much goes on in the entire series...or stop imagining it, and pick up the first volume today! [MATURE READERS!]
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In 2017, Emil Ferris published her first graphic novel, the unprecedented and brilliant My Favorite Thing Is Monsters, an exploration of everything from the trauma of a lonely childhood, the Holocaust, and totally awesome horror comics, all drawn with ballpoint pen and a perspective never seen before in comics. This only came about after Ferris experienced severe brain damage from a severe case of West Nile Virus and used drawing with a ballpoint pen as a form of physical therapy. This FCBD-exclusive provides an inside look into how My Favorite Thing Is Monsters emerged from that tragedy and includes Ferris's own guide to drawing monsters. Want more? Find the original graphic novel on our shelves today! [MATURE READERS!]
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Many of these books tie-in with comic series or graphic novels currently available in our stores, while others are previews for books that are soon to be released! If you enjoyed your free comics, or if you saw an interesting one in the list that you didn’t have the chance to grab that you’d like to read, ask one of your friendly neighborhood Comix Connection Counter Monkeys for help! We’ll be glad to give you more information -- or even order you some goodies!
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stagestageau · 6 years
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Camp Camp Actor AU
So me and my friends decided to make a Camp Camp Actor AU! 
To make it easier for the kids, the characters keep their actors first name. Therefore David is played by David, Gwen plays Gwen, etc.
Max is David’s adopted son. Max was neglected as a baby and taken in by David's parents as a foster kid. Once he turned 18, David adopted Max because his parents couldn’t but he didn’t want to lose the then 4 year-old Max. Despite that he is a very good Dad to Max and makes sure he’s comfortable at all times. Just. David is a good Dad okay.
Talking about David’s family, he and Daniel are actually twins. He prefers to be called Danny though. He helped David take care of Max a lot in the beginning of their acting career, taking turns on who takes care of him depending on who had auditions/filming.
Sometimes he and Max go on adventures while he’s babysitting and David’s like No Max cannot go rockclimbing Daniel he’s tOO SMALL DANIEL!
Daniel is actually an atheist.
He keeps making fun of his role for drinking his own poison. He thinks that’s one of the dumbest ways you could possibly die.
‘Davey’ is Davids little brother. He’s the only one in Camp Camp who’s rolename isn’t his real name. His actual name is James, but the other kids usually call him Jimmy.
They have a sister that is starring in a Western produced by the same studio.
Daniel never not has a gift for his nephew. He kept lurking around the set before and after his episode a lot because 1. he didn’t have any other obligations at the moment and 2. he loves seeing his brother and nephew play their roles, be it in a show or an advertisement.
Due to Max history, scenes that reference the neglect of Character!Max are very hard on both Max and David. They had to retake the scenes from Parent’s Day a lot because David kept starting to cry. Everyone actually went for Pizza after that, not only to celebrate finishing filming for the season 2 finale, but also to cheer up David and Max.
Mr. Honeynuts is actually Max teddy bear from baby times that went through a lot as he grew up. He usually sits on the shelf nowadays in a self made cardboard chair with a blanket and pillow enjoying his 'retirement' to make sure he doesn’t break apart. When the script called for a beat up teddy they had him join their actor family.
Gwen and Jen(nifer) are sisters and while they’re a year apart in age they look a lot like each other. Jennifer is the older one of them.
Offstage Max is a real sweetheart and actually acts like a ten year-old. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like pranks though. He and Daniel love playing pranks on David together.
Daniel always had a thing for pranking his brother. As a kid David never left out a chance to prank his brother back but now tries to set a good example for Max, so when he pranks Daniel back nowadays he makes sure it’s not too bad and tries to avoid Max being around.
In the beginning Max always messed up his lines and said Dad instead of David.
Nikki and Neil are actually siblings.
Cameron always brings cakes and other baked goods for everyone and is overall a really sweet guy. He bakes everything himself and is overall a great cook.
Dolph (short for Rudolph) asks if his character could be changed everyday because he hates it but his mom is sick and they need the money so he can’t do much.
After the season 2 finale everyone got together and threatened to leave the show if Dolph’s character wasn’t changed to something less....bad. It worked and his character was changed for season 3. The first episode switches between David taking the campers on a hike and Gwen explaining to dolph who he acts like and then helping him change his outfit and hairstyle. After the episode all that is left of season 1/2 Dolph is the accent and the love for art. His role name is changed to Rudi.
The Quartermaster just showed up one day. In "Quartermaster Appreciation Day", the script had David give the Quartermaster a raise and the episode was supposed to focus on the campers trying to find a present. Instead, the Quartersister walked in. Everyone's like 'David who the fuck is THAT'. Poor guy has no idea though. But because they were close to deadline they were supposed to just stay in character if something happened.
Cameraman: gesture to keep going. David:...."your very own qUARTER..SISTER"
Neil is autistic.
Germy Fartz is actually a really popular child actor who agreed to this role for the hell of it. All the kids were like wow its so cool to meet u who're you playing. And Germys like "i'm fart guy"
Cue immense giggles from all children.
Bonquisha usually plays the heroine in an action series and is pretty much a 'guest star' in ep7. She came back cause fans kept asking if Character!David was single and how the date with Character!Bonquisha went. So they made Bonjour Bonquisha. Since no one recognised her in the show it’s widely believed in the fandom that the action series whos lead Bonquisha plays either doesn’t exist in the Camp Camp universe or has another actress in her role.
Jacob played her love interest in her last movie and his appearance as her new lover is a nod to that.
Space Kid was supposed to only wear a NASA cap and jacket, but when auditions started and Neil Armstrong Jr. showed up in a self made space suit it was changed to fit him more. He wanted to get this role because he had the fascination for space basically layed in the crib and always loved both space and acting.
The other kids all call him Nebby (from Nebula) off set to avoid confusion between the two Neils. He loves this nickname.
When Max first started to get involved in acting and such David really wanted to support him but he was worried about the whole acting world and how it'll affect him. Especially because Max was neglected- he wants attention because of it. What if acting gives him the wrong attention? David is Worried but still supportive
So David gets him an acting coach and Max tries for commercials and David's talking with Max's therapist and coach on the sideline just checking in and being a good father.
Then Max tries for this role and David is Worried because its kinda close to home a bit with the "bad parents jokes" but Max really wants to do it and he does great! He gets a callback! McDonalds for dinner!
When the casting director went on break during auditions for Max' role he thought about how for the role of the male counselor they needed a man that looked like god himself would go to him for comfort. Cue him running into David calming down a young boy that had lost his parents in the chaos of auditions.
In the original pitch of the show, Max’s role was called Tony.
Aaaaand that’s the basics! 
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mooneclipsedragon · 6 years
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“A Thing” a taggy thing. a taggy thingy thing.
Shoutout to the superspecialawesome @magnusderp , trashytrashtrashy @trash-chan-art, and smolfireraptor @redcladsheikah. 
Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to know better.
Age: 27
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Current time: 11:10pm
Drink you last had: Coca-Cola Life
Easiest person to talk to: sisters & Jen, and ‘The Squad’
Favourite song: "Bmblb" -Casey Lee Williams
Grossest memory: The Fart
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff (mushroom, mushroom, snnnaaaaake)
In love: with life I guess. It’s strange.
Jealous of people: I am the very definition.
Killed someone: or did they kill me? watashiwa mou SHINDEIRU!!!
Love at first sight or should I walk by again? Ladies! Strut your stuff moar!!
Middle name: Kristine
Number of siblings: 2
One wish: To become a MAGICAL GIRL. duh. Or at least get my life together
Person you called last: Dad
Question you’re always asked: How ‘bout rarely asked like “HDYWTDT”
Reason to smile: cartoons, and persistent friends
Song you last sang: “Stay” -Alessia Cara & Zedd
Time you woke up: 10:10 amwithaheartattackbecauseioversleptforworklol
Underwear colour: tidy-whities
Vacation destination: Japan. Or anywhere with a rich city culture/tradition 
Worst habit: procrastination & lack of discipline
X-Rays: Me teeth had cavity problems. Arrrrr
Your favourite food: tang yuan (doughy dumplings in soup & veggies)
Zodiac Sign: Cancerian (aka the 69)
My turn!! Ima tag whyisthisathing @atop-the-hill, returningthefavor @weppy, crystalgemrocky @modestguardian, hedothemonstermash @edward32214​, itstimetoduel @matt15here​
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1. A funny text
【Text: RoyBear】Psst Roy, it’s Jen. 
【Text: RoyBear】Don’t ask how I got Art-Farts phone x3
【Text: RoyBear】But like i’m browsing through artie’s gallery and i gotta say you two look so cute together!!!
【Text: RoyBear】And most of these have pictures of you with little hearts on them, arthur is so gross lol
【Text: RoyBear】So whatcha doin, Roy-Butt?
@classic-engineering
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March 20
It might sound trite given the current world infection growing, but when was the last time you laughed? Like, straight-up-belly-guffawed-and-almost-peed-your-pants laughed?
The internet is an absurd place. But one thing it can get right on occasion is the amount of funny shit you can find. In this time of impending doom, I find I am turning to the art of the joke more and more to help soften the blow of modern times. Some of my favorites this week:
Comedians Performers I've been YouTube'ing / following on Instagram for laughs include Whitney Cummings, Jen Kirkman, Amy Miller, and Fortune Feimster. (And yes, this list being 'female' heavy just means they're funny as fuck and I like 'em.)
Clips
This 2001 Mitch Hedberg quick set made me smile so much I watched it two times.
Seth Rogen Got High And Live-Tweeted Cats. All you need to know.
During a Coronavirus meeting, a mayor excused himself to use the restroom but forgot to turn off microphone. Farts are never not funny. Especially for a full minute.
There was someone’s entire job to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of “Cats.”
But you don’t have to always seek out a professional comedian to get your laugh on (and if you do, throw ‘em some cash and buy merch). I’ve been finding some beautiful solace knowing my co-workers, who are also chained to laptops working feverishly, have hit delirium and are delivering some gems in meetings. This week alone, the business venture of Sock Hands was developed: a low budget way to moisturize your hands after washing them so damn much. Just lather up coconut oil on them digits and insert them into the softest socks you can find. Total bedroom killer upper!
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In any case, I have found the best laughing I’ve done this week is with my husband. We already enjoy making up inane songs about our cats and have a million inside jokes. But also, sometimes getting pretty ripped and creating new video game names like Fortitoot 2: Strong Winds really can bring a couple together. Find a friend and let the good times roll.
It has been hard to smile, let alone stop and think about anything being funny this week - I would be lying if I said it was easy or convenient. But it soothes me to know that I still have a sense of humor buried underneath all my dark, practical sense of self. 
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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? yeah dude all the time, like if im not real and they arnt real who’s the MC in this shit. and if im the MC do i have any real fans?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2, its mostly that ill bump into something or that something dangerous is in the dark though
3. The person you would never want to meet?
a coupon-er 
4. What is your favorite word? FUCK
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? oak
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
damn im a thing an’t i
7. What shirt are you wearing? doctor who and the daleks
8. What do you label yourself as? me
9. Bright room or dark room? dark within reason
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? watching future diary with jen
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? no
12. Who told you they loved you last? my fiancee
13. Your worst enemy? a couponer
14. What is your current desktop picture? shovel knight assist trophy
15. Do you like someone? love my fiance like very few others
16. The last song you listened to?
dead end
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
he’s dead but itd be funny for sure
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
drumpf
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
no
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
sometimes im strong af
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
i hope i look better and id just do girl stuff with my fiancee
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
i make good fart sounds, no secret
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
fear, i worry ill lock up when i need to be breave
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
philly cheese steak with highest quality ingrediants low grease  cheat answer is a big ass gyro
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
on my car insurance, so i dont go broke
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
japan
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
no
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
idk i dont even know if i can run the place
29. What is your favorite expletive?
FUCK
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
ps4 or switch or both we’ll see
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
not naming it but that one
32. no
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? my dog pal as a puppy
34. What was your last dream about?
games
no
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
yes
39. What type of music do you like?
good music not country, most pop type music is also out, mostly classic rock metal and japanese music
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
set
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
nanners
43. Do you have any scars?
yes i messed up cooking a frozen pizza
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
less fat more ripped
46. Are you reliable?
if i wanna be
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
what job should i get right now and what ones to avoid
48. Do you hold grudges?
yeah but only somewhat
51. Are you a good liar?
only for pranks
52. How long could you go without talking?
i went a day
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
the tim allen
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
yes duh wtf
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
yes
56. What do you like on your toast?
honey
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
art
58. What would be you dream car?
better kia soul
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
no not anymore
60. Do you believe in aliens?
yes/no
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
fuck no
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
P
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
ether
64. What do you think about babies?
soft, babies are soft
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
fuck you
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1) Sexuality? Straight but not narrow.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Elon Musk.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Since no electricity or batteres are used, it is shockproof, harmless to the smallest child. (Advertisement for a $7.99 pocket radio that supposedly does not require batteries, Feb 1954 Science and Mechanics magazine)
4) What do you think about most? Titties.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? ”which”
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without.
7) What's your strangest talent? Music trivia.
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) Girls are considered amazing perfect creatures but trust me, they poop and fart and pee themselves and smell sweaty and have stale breath just like you. Boys are less straight than they want you to think.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes! T² wrote “A Fragile Wounded Hawk” and Chad wrote ”I’m Very Breathless.”
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Probably last night at work. Cuz that’s what we do.
11) Do you have any strange phobias? I have reasonable phobias.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Every one of them.
13) What's your religion? I say United Methodist but I practice something more animistic.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking at the park, getting my head on straight.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, because I am not photogenic.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Simple because it requires no explanation: Depeche Mode.
17) What was the last lie you told? Probably “Glad to see you!” to all but one of my customers.
18) Do you believe in karma? Absolutely. Do not cross it.
19) What does your URL mean? Nervine was a sedative created in 1889 by Dr Miles of Miles Laboratories, one of the original “Mother’s Little Helper” OTC chill-outs, which was produced until 1999 -- but reformulated to remove one ingredient and then was called a sleep aid in the 1950s due to the FDA. “Dine on Nervine” rhymes so...
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? My greatest strength is that I believe in others. My greatest weakness is that I don’t do enough to make myself more awesome.
21) Who is your celebrity crush? I won’t claim to have one but I’d really enjoy some private time with spokesmodel Jan Brehm from the local car dealership ads. Before she moved to BMW Northwest, she was the Korum Whorum.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Many times. That was the thing when I worked at the local fair, after they closed for the day I’d hop in the hot tubs with whomever was available.
23) How do you vent your anger? Used to be driving backroads with loud music.
24) Do you have a collection of anything? I have a collection of everything, and not enough storage space for it.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I don’t video chat, so it’d have to be talking on the phone.
26) Are you happy with the person you've become? This is a work in progress but.. yeah, I’m doing better, thank you.
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? Sound I hate is Trump supporters echoing lies; sound I love is when my awesometastic girlfriend tells me I have nice eyes (or anything else).
28) What's your biggest "what if"? I’ve made allusions to it in the past but that blog is gone, so a very swift version: When I was 15 at camp I was in the arms of the girl I wanted to get something going with, and then her rival shoved a note in my back pocket that swayed my attention. What I’d do to go back and ignore the distraction.
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Both exist but not in the ways that we like to think of them.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right... Epson scanner.  Left... my cereal bowl.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? A fresh fart competing with a sweet sandalwood incense.
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? The KeyBank call center in Auburn, WA. Management bitches will cut you.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? No question. Left siiide!
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Cia Berg of Whale or Annette Strean of Venus Hum.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? To make others happy.
36) Define Art. That which makes you feel something when it enters your brain.
37) Do you believe in luck? I believe that statistics are no match for random good.
38) What's the weather like right now? Raining on and off.
39) What time is it? Nine minutes after eight post-meridian.
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I drive and I have had an accident or two.
41) What was the last book you read? How To Be A Badass by Jen Sincero.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?| A little.
43) Do you have any nicknames? I might. Other people call me whatever they call me. Like my high school computer teacher called me Inski, and my ex called me Piss-Ant.
44) What was the last movie you saw? In the theatre, Deadpool. At home as a torrent, Star Wars VII.
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? Not really sure. Some pratfalls but nothing severe.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now? Apple box labels?
48) What's your sexual orientation? You asked this question as the very first item.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Constantly. A few might even be true.
50) Do you believe in magic? Stage magic, yes. White magick, in limited amounts.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Ask my parents, they’ll say yes. Anyone else, I try not to most of the time.
52) What is your astrological sign? Libra.
53) Do you save money or spend it? My goal is to save. But my present budget does not allow this.
54) What's the last thing you purchased? Hotdog at Costco. Before that, two ranuncula.
55) Love or lust? You’re going to have to give me more direction. What are you asking?
56) In a relationship? Yes. :-D <3
57) How many relationships have you had? There have been several.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Better, what else can I touch with my tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday? Wednesday: stayed in bed until like 9am, did some stuff around the house, went to work, got home before 9pm, eventually went to bed.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? The pricetag on a 12x12 frame behind me.
61) Are you wearing socks right now? Not just socks, they’re SmartWool.
62) What's your favorite animal? Kitties!
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Mad oral skills.
64) Where is your best friend? I assume that since it’s a Thursday night and his car is in the shop, he’s at home watching movies while ripping vinyl to CD.
65) Spit or swallow? (; “the difference between like and love”... It’s rude to spit.
66) What is your heritage? I don’t claim to have one.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? I think I was still on the computer at the time, but if I wasn’t I was nestled in my bed.
68) What do you think is Satan's last name? Drumpf. But he changed it when he got into the States.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Damn straight, erry day sometimes. And you can be next.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? I definitely try to be. I am kind and generous and knowledgeable and fun.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Wonder why the hell I was in Sunnyside, since if I’m on the opposite side on the Cascades will I be making it across the pass and to work on time?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I would tell no one because I like the element of surprise. I’d be liquidating my cool stuff to good homes because I never want to be a victim of Storage Wars, plus I would be throwing all caution to the wind and act hedonistic... “live like you were dying”, literally. Afraid? Petrified. But if I gotta go, sitting at home bawling about it ain’t gonna fix shit, I gots stuff to do.
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Not sure how you get love without trust. Just love me.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Latest one was “Just Can’t Get Enough” by Depeche Mode. That came on the radio and I was all over it.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? WROQ! \m/   (In high school my phone number was BIT-0-FaRM.)
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust, understanding, fidelity, humor, fun, honesty, mutual interests, compassion, and a mutual desire to be happy together in all ways.
77) How can I win your heart? Well, take off that shirt, for starts, and show me your heart.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? It definitely drops some artificial barriers. However, periodic mental illness such as bipolar rather than insanity is what brings a lot of creativity.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To let go of the past and invite in the present. (Thanks, Cara.)
80) What size shoes do you wear? Eleven and a half, roughly, depending upon manufacturer.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? Remember this as you pass by As you are now, so once was I As I am now, so you will be Prepare for death and follow me Variants of this were popular for two centuries, with few examples seen before 1750 or after 1950. If I had a headstone, I’d keep people awake.
82) What is your favorite word? Oaf.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Myocardial infarction.
84) What is a saying you say a lot? Plumbing, you have a call holding on 1804. Plumbing, 1804.
85) What's the last song you listened to? Eisenfunk - Pong But on the way to finding that song, this one happened too: Suicide Commando - God Is In The Rain 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? Purple.
87) What is your current desktop picture? The trestle over the Little Naches River at Lake Bergstrom, Yakima WA.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? The guy who is trying to get us blown up by North Korea. You know the one.
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Who the hell are you?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Well, after assessing that they’re just standing around, I’d be polite since that matters as I get my clothes on, and then bid them farewell after requesting that they move along because I’m not sticking around to chat.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Invisibility.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? One comes to mind from when I was 13 that I would do differently, but the other I could speak more freely about is from the moment that hug at camp was requested to twenty minutes later when I was still standing there with her... as said in #28, I’d fix one of my biggest regrets.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? I won’t go into detail, I will just say that there was an experience in 1990 that could have been avoided and should have been learned from... but wasn’t.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Let’s go with the folks listed in #34.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? To Craigslist to sell it.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail? Not that I am aware.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? Not that I am aware. My three sibs were subject to carsickness but not me.
98) Ever been on a plane? Yes, twice; have flown to Tucson and to Las Vegas.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Take your country back and impeach.
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skiasurveys · 7 years
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Lowkey having a panic attack so
01. Do you have a nickname? -eh jen I guess 02. Are you a virgin? -nope 03. When is the last time you had sex?-this evening 04. What are your bad/good habits?-bad would be biting my nails , stressing over stuff that is out of my control, assuming people hate me because they don't respond to my texts/. Good: I don't know !?? 05. Have you ever walked in on someone going to bathroom? Who? -I did once in like grade 8 when my friend asked for a tampon and I didn't think and just walked in and she was sitting on the toilet and I just threw it at her face and ran hahaja love you Julia 06. Name one thing about your body you love?-nice ass 07. Name one thing about your body you hate?-I have flab on my tummy 08. Do you have any freckles on your hands? -no 09. Are you wearing a thong right now?-yes 10. What color is your underwear?-blue 11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?-yes I do 12. Have they ever cheated on you?-no 13. Did you wake up to a good morning text?-didn't have to since he was beside me 14. Have you ever purchased condoms?-no I don't use condoms lo 15. Have you ever had shower sex?-yes it's weird but really intimate lol 16. Do you find yourself sexy?-sometimes 17. Have you ever watched porn?-yeah 18. Have you ever caught someone else watching porn?-no 19. What size show are you?-I don't understand 20. Have you ever got into a fist fight?-nah 20. ^ Be honest, did you lose that fight? 21. Have you ever sent a nude snapchat? Yeah but not on Snapchat 22. Have you ever found a teacher sexy? -not sexy but cute 23. Have you ever had sex at school?-noooo maybe I will this year ;) 24. Do you have your period right now?-nope! 25. Did you shower today?-just got out of the shower like an hour ago 26. Can you count on one hand how many people you made out with? -not one hand but both 27. Do you smoke weed?-I have 28. Do you plan on getting drunk today?-no 29. Do you have a go-to sexy outfit you wear to get someones attention? -I have one I like to wear in front of my boyfriend 30. What color is your bra?-pink 31. What do you see yourself doing with your life in 5 years, 10 years?- 5: finishing college , maybe new city and starting new career. 10: it all depends if I'm still with my bf.. 32. What has been an embarrassing moment for you?- when I got my period during sex 33. What is your biggest goal in life?-to find a job i love 34. Describe yourself in 3 words. -melancholy, creative ,funny 35. Tell me your 3 weaknesses. - I am always nervous , I assume the worst , I make people my happiness 36.Did you masturbate today? - didn't have to 37. What are your point of view of the world? Liberal/conservative, spiritual/atheist - I am a liberal.. I believe everyone should have their basic needs done but I don't believe in just giving people free stuff except for shit like people who can't work , people who sick , single parents etc 38. What to you would the perfect life consist of? - being rich , nice body , everyone loves me etc 39. Is there an age where being a virgin, you think, would be awkward? - I feel like past 30... 40. Do you still have feelings for your ex?- no 41. Do you think you look okay without makeup on? -yeah 42. Ever skinny dipped? Nooo 43. Ever skinny dipped in the ocean?-nope 44. Have you ever peed outside?-yes 45. Gay rights are human rights, right?- yes 46. List 3 of your hobbies: drawing , video games and recording videos for YouTube 47. Have you ever had a sexy Skype chat?-yerp 48. Do you think you would make a good parent someday? -no 49. Are you a teen mom? -no 50. Your first kiss was _______, (describe it.) well we were friends from school he was a year older than me . We went to star bucks then went to a park and he just kissed me and it was gross 51. What is your dream job?- animator 52. Do you remember your dream from last night? -kind of 53. Do you have a stripper friend? - no 54. What is your ideal vacation? -Disneyland!! 55. Do you have a favorite movie?-eh 56. Is there a song that makes you cry?-yeah 57. Did you cry today?-no 58. Did you see the bed as a kid? -no ? 59. What are your views on open relationships? I mean you do you . As long as the other partner is OK with that. I think it's stupid Do you know what an open relationship is? Yes 60. Have you ever had a sexual gay experience? No I'm straight 61. Do you believe long distance relationships can work? They can. I did one with my current bf for a month but it was supposed to be longer but you just gotta trust them and have communication 62. Do you believe that “Money can’t buy happiness?" Yeah but it sure can make you feel good 63. Do you like your job? It's ok 64. Is there someone in your family that you wish weren’t part of your family? -oh yeah 65. Do you know anyone in jail? No 66. Have you ever shoplifted? No 67. Would you like to be famous? In what way? I would love to be well known in the art community or YouTube 68. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? No 69. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother? It's good 70. Do you know who your father is?- yes I do 71. Do you believe in Karma as "what goes around comes around”? Yes 72. Do you pick your nose in private? I don't ever really pick it lol 73. Do you fart in front of your friends? If I have to lmao 74. Have you done drugs other than weed? No 75. Would your parents be pissed if they saw this survey? No 76. Do you find Zac Efron sexy? No 77. Do you think aliens are real? Of course 78. Do you swim well? I can't swim 79. Have you ever had a emergency surgery? No 80. Do you think you are fat? No but I could loose weight 81 Do you have a gym membership? No 82. Have you ever dated a guy after your friend did? No lol code 83. What age did you start drinking? 18. I only ever had wine before then. But I only started to drink when it legal for me which is 18 84. Is your mom your best friend? Eh close 85. Are you regretting taking this survey?-no 86. Are you in/planning to go to college?- I am going this fall ! 87. What was the wildest dare ever given to you? Lick dirt 88. \What was/is High School like for you?- it was okay . It was confusing and weird 89. Do you find any of your friends hot?- Connor ;) 90. Are you glad this survey is almost over?- sure 91. What do you think of Obama? I miss him 92. Are you registered to vote? Yes 93. Did you take a selfie today? Yeah lol 94. Who was the last person to compliment you? Connor I think lolol 95. Do you believe that ghosts exist? No 96. Do you have any scars on your body? Yes from my car accident 97. Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery? Yes 98. Name the one person you can count on? Kyra 99. You got 99 problems; name one: money 100. What is your goal for today? To sleep well
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