trying to capture the vibe of JennaMarbles singing "I'm a 32-year-old lady" in text form so I can have it on a t-shirt and wear it from my birthday this year until my birthday next year
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Proof that my sense of humor is a bit too specific. I originally made this guy back in 2019, India ink on Bristol 11″x 17″.
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Beautiful handmade inlay art: Black marble dinin table
https://www.marblesouvenir.com/?product=black-marble-inlay-table-top-center-table-dinning-table-patio-table-coffee-table-living-room-furniture-pietra-dura-art-mughal-art-3
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in my deliriousness i thought too hard about the phrase "disaster puppy" and now can't stop picturing aziraphale somehow coming into possession of the scrunkliest saddest wettest most pathetic black whippet
and crowley has a fancy little bichon frisé that is soso spoiled. he told her very sternly she wasn't allowed in his bed and that lasted all of five seconds
their names are ceebee (short for cerberus) and angie (short for angela)
there's ceebee in his pyjamas. he's fine he's just dramatic (only got TWO snackies instead of three)
why is he named cerberus? "well, now, just look at the fellow! a terrifying hound like that, why, he's only fit to guard the gates of hades-" (ceebee is crying and crying in the background because he wants to be picked up and kissed) "-petrifying, he is, practically a real hellhound-" "YOU'RE NOT BEING SUBTLE, ANGEL."
and why is she named angie? (crowley picks her up and holds her next to aziraphale's hair) "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU WICKED CREATURE-"
aziraphale thinks angie is a polite little lady and appreciates her helping to bring ceebee out of his shell. crowley refers to ceebee as aziraphale's rat (but has been caught napping on aziraphale's couch cuddling both dogs).
angie is either the world's most patient dog or is blissfully unaware of the drama unfolding around her. ceebee is scared of her half the time and she's just like Okay I Take A Nap Right Here :) crowley tries to act like a strict dog trainer in public and she's just like Lol because as soon as they get home she knows she's going to get called the world's specialest princess and get her little paws massaged
aziraphale does his best to reassure ceebee and chats away to him like he's a small child. "really, my lad, it's not that bad" is said about twelve times a day as ceebee whimpers incessantly (i require!!! provide!!!!). ceebee is only calmed by being held against aziraphale's chest as aziraphale sits down with a book (and then aziraphale whimpers incessantly, to crowley, about all the dog hair on hIS BICENTENNIAL WAISTCOAT-)
angie and Dog are best friends and love to run around together, and Dog is the only thing ceebee is not scared of, even if it would make perfect sense for him to be, because he's fuckign stupit
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CONCEPT (thumbs up) quote is from yves tumor's recent album title and it makes me feel a certain typa way cuz i can't stop thinking about it
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POV: You found the perfect girl- Compassionate, empathetic, beautiful, funny, a little quirky. BUT she believes in spiritual "energy" wyd
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decided to go and rewatch the prince vince episode of the cartoon before i did anything too significant with him in the dragon au because i thought surely i must be overexaggerating in my head how much of a sad wet sock of a person this guy is but no. no i was not.
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