#jeong jeong on ziwe: I identify as an ally

[comradekatara]

I feel so bad for piandao who knows how long he was at the white lotus encampment for before sozin’s comet arrived and he has to hang out with two old, surprisingly jacked monarchs who never stop speaking in riddles, some guy who won’t shut up about his colonizer guilt, and fucking pakku.

#I know there were other ppl there too but THESE are the guys in charge??? #THEM?????? #piandao #is the only one I could actually hang w for more than like 10 mins w/out blowing my brains out ngl #and even then he’s a rich colonizer lmfao #white lotus #iroh #bumi #jeong jeong #pakku #jeong jeong on ziwe: I identify as an ally #ziwe [leaning in until it’s just her eyeball]: then why did you refer to sokka as an oaf for no reason?

[comradekatara]

ziwe: would you say that you identify as an ally?

jeong jeong: yes.

ziwe: okay, so say, “i identify as an ally.”

jeong jeong: i... identify as an ally.

ziwe, leaning into the camera until it’s just her eyeball: so then why did you call sokka an oaf for no reason?

#based on tags i wrote ages ago that i saw again recently and was like oh wait I should make this a post #jeong jeong #synthesis #ish #literally I can’t fuck w jeong jeong bc i know he would embarass himself on ziwe tremendously #the caroline calloway of old man hermits smh #I think the ziwe of the atla universe would b katara but she wouldn’t get offended on sokkas behalf when random strangers call him stupid #like whenever sokkas being bullied for no reason by some rando kataras always in the bg smiling at his suffering it’s so funny #but like. otherwise