#jergens

[poshtotties]

Model wearing Bill Blass in Ebony Magazine (1970)

#ebony magazine #i think this is gloria hendry #bill blass #1970s fashion #1970s #1970 #jergens #vintage #m posts #Black magazines #gloria hendry

[sydneysweeneysource]

SYDNEY SWEENEY. SOL by Jergens.

#sydney sweeney #ssweeneyedit #sydneysweeneyedit #jergens #campaign #photoshoot #benny

[aloehandsanitizer]

#cleancore #safetycore #gifs #jergens #soap #aloe #80s

[hazeltailofficial]

Jergens Rose Triple Butter Blend Body Butter Mini 1 fl oz

hazeltailofficial on ig

#lotion #lotions #body lotion #body butter #body care #body products #skin care #skincare #skin products #rose #beauty products #jergens #drugstore beauty #affordable beauty #beauty #beauty blog #beauty blogger #hazeltail #hazeltailxo #hazeltail official #hazeltailofficial

[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1951 Jergens Lotion

#1951 #Jergens #lotion #vintageadsmakemehappy #vintage magazine #vintage advertising #magazine #advertising #1950s #50s

[thebergeyshow]

transcending the bonds of plastic

I was in the bathroom, organizing, like any other day, putting things away from a recent restock shopping trip, when suddenly, like the fall of Lucifer, my favorite bottle of Jergens Shea Butter lotion tipped from it's perch on my wire shelving, flew through the air and plummeted 3.5 ft to the ground, slamming its head onto the vinyl flooring. I screamed, as you do. Upon its landing my initial expectation was for there to be lotion everywhere, which, while inconvenient, would not have been the end of the world.

However, the truth was much more sinister. It was, in fact, the end of the world.

The scream I originally released was premature. I uttered another as the realization came to light. My lotion bottle had been d e c a p i t a t e d.

The Queen of Hearts could have done no better herself. Severed at it's life-giving artery, my lotion bottle was rendered unalive. Time of death - 8:06pm.

Naturally, my response time was slowed by shock. I stood for a moment contemplating my options, holding the lifeless bottle in my hands, looking about the bathroom for some kind of a solution to jump out at me, much like this Jergens bottle had done just moments before it's untimely demise.

My eyes landed on an ancient glass bottle that once held Bath and Body Works Sensual Aromatherapy (which was amazing but is no longer sold), but now was really only around because I couldn't bare to admit its empty soul had fled, and I thought to myself, "I can save them both yet".

I sprung into action, unscrewing the tops of both bottles, only to discover... the Jergens bottle neck was larger than the Aromatherapy bottle neck. I froze. Where to go from here.

The following sequence of events will haunt me forever.

My first reaction was to find a pump from another bottle of lotion to attempt pumping the lotion from the Jergens bottle into the Aromatherapy bottle. I didn't have a pump that fit perfectly but I had one that could work. After several heart-pounding minutes of attempting this it became clear the subpar pump would never live up to the prowess of the Jergens pump when it was in its glory and would take an eternity to move the lotion through to the new bottle.

My next plan was to find a lesser bottle top which could allow me to turn the bottle upside down to void it of the lotion. The only one I had which might fit was on an underused bottle of Nair.

I don't think I have to tell you how scary it is to try to use something that has been touched by the devil (Nair) to transport lotion. The idea of slathering on lotion only to have my hair removed in the process... I shuddered to think.

Consequently, I spent a fair amount of time and dedication cleaning the bottle top, carefully removing all remnants of Nair so as to provide myself a clean and effective tool to save my precious Jergens.

I would like to take this time to remind you a full-size bottle of Jergens is $8. I was going through all of this to save $8.

But I digress.

I could not get all the Nair out by hand. I dug through a drawer for a tiny bottle brush. I successfully removed all hazardous material from the bottle top. I secured the bottle top on the Jergens bottle.

In a fraction of the time it took me to clean out the Nair from the bottle top, it was already clear it would not be effective in transferring the lotion to the new bottle. The aromatherapy bottle neck was simply too small to sustain that kind of procedure.

My motivation was on life-support.

Of a sudden, an idea occurred to me. One that seemed so simple, so obvious, that I kicked myself for not thinking of it sooner.

An idea that turned out to be so so very wrong.

"A funnel", I thought, "Why didn't I think of that before?"

I didn't think of it before, dear reader, because it is not, in fact, a good idea. I did not factor in the viscosity of the lotion, nor the lack of airflow between the funnel and the bottle neck.

And so we arrived at what you see below. My greatest work and my greatest shame. A failed attempt at saving $8 which resulted in the wasted efforts of 45 minutes of my life. The decapitated and amputated remnants of the Jergens pump, alongside a plastic spoon, both stuck down through a funnel and glass aromatherapy bottle in a final attempt to force the lotion into the bottle.

My efforts failed. My mission was at it's lowest. I abandoned all hope.

At long last I gave up my futile efforts and submitted to defeat. My time was wasted, my energy low, and finally I allowed myself to see the truth of the matter. No bottle could contain the lifeforce that had once been held so ably by that Jergens bottle. Nothing could compare.

With a heavy heart, I gathered the small plastic containers I had saved from my last three vitamin orders (because I can't throw anything away and now we know why), rinsed them, and dejectedly squeezed the remaining lotion from the Jergens bottle, through the Nair bottle top, into the Flo vitamin jars.

"This has been a company teambuilding project," I thought to myself.

But it was just me, in my bathroom, and I was surrounded only by the company of my mistakes.

#story #lotion #truecrime #mistakes #effort #motivation #funny #dramatic #jergens #bath and body works #aromatherapy #flo vitamins #nair #20/20

[nipie]

It's been a hot season for us, and my skin looks very dry and dull. I grew up on Jergens' lotion. This is our home's official body moisturizer and my family has been using it for years now, and it has become our favorite.

Jergens makes his product descriptions and claims so compelling that anyone who reads them would love to try them out. Like all Jergens products, it comes in a tall and stylish container with a pressure nozzle. Off-white with black and amber lettering. The large size makes it difficult to put it in your handbag, but the push-down nozzle makes it easier to transfer the contents to a container that is convenient to carry. Put some of the contents in an empty travel-friendly bottle and use it on the go when you need to travel.

The moisturizer is white in color and has a thick consistency. As for the consistency, I think it's going to be difficult to spread and take time to absorb into the skin, but luckily the consistency doesn't rule out either of those. It glides easily on the skin and absorbs immediately. Also, it doesn't leave the skin greasy; The only trace it leaves behind is the magical scent of perfume.

It contains vitamins C, E, and B5, which are very good for the skin. The Hydralucence blend also adds a sparkling effect that looks neat and gives a healthy look. It moisturizes the skin and instantly reduces flaking. It was unable to retain water on the skin for up to 48 hours (as claimed), but the maximum time to hydrate the skin is 67 hours and then needs to be reapplied. Apply once in the morning (after showering) and before bedtime. My skin is completely moisturized with these two applications. My skin now has fewer flakes and feels moisturized.

#jergens #lotion #beauty #skincare

[cannibalgh0st]

Wish me luck guys! I'm using a tanning mousse to even out my skin tone from this past summer 👁👁 i feel like I tanned on certain areas on my skin and other parts of me look kinda funny lmao!😅😅😅😅😅

It's my first time using a tanning mousse....hopefully I didn't mess up🙃

#tanning mousse #sunless tanning #self tan #water mousse #sol #jergens #wish me luck #uneven skin tone #evening skin tone #October #2022 #cannibalgh0st

[mimi-0007]

#jergens #lotion #beauty products #skin treatment #skin products #classic lotion #classic ad

[beautycarewomen]

Jergens Ultra Healing Dry Skin Moisturizer, Body and Hand Lotion for Dry Skin

HELPS RELIEVE DRY SKIN: Jergens Ultra Healing Moisturizer helps to improve skin's appearance and texture

EXTRA DRY SKIN LOTION: Absorbs into extra dry skin, including typically rough spots like heels, elbows, and knees

HELPS TO REPAIR DRY SKIN: Penetrates five layers of skin and reduce dryness at the source. Read More

#dry skin #jergens #ultra healing #hand lotion

[motionnose5]

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#Olay #Hempz #Jergens #Butter #Shea Butter #Travel Size #body moisturizer #body balm #body butter #body oil #unguent #body lotion

[nem0-nee]

Introducing Jurgen's Lightener! The Official sponsor of the Circus of The Other! Approved by The Stranger due to its amazing moisturizing properties that make any kind of skin feel brand new!!

Ofc it's made with real Leitners and maybe Leitner himself /j

Bonus:

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #tma fanart #nikola orsinov #cw clowns #cw body horror #my art heh #[ rambling ->] #if you saw this earlier imsorry i didnt mean to upload it yet 💀 #but yee… i love nikola sm #shes so silly!! id let her take my skin /j #but HDISHSJ this was so funny in my head 😭😭 #jergens… jurgen… jurgen leitner

[martins-canned-peaches]

#stupid idiot mother fucking jergen leitner #extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #it was actually Jon who wrote the stupid idiot motherfucking leitner post #jon sims #jonathan sims #jon sims tma #tma #the magnus archives #jergen leitner #jonathan sims tma

[hazeltailofficial]

Jergens Rose Triple Butter Blend Body Butter Mini 1 fl oz

hazeltailofficial on ig

#lotion #lotions #body lotion #body butter #body care #body products #rose #skin care #skincare #skin products #jergens #beauty products #beauty #beauty blog #beauty blogger #hazeltail #hazeltailxo #hazeltail official #hazeltailofficial

[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1959 Jergens Lotion advertisement

#1959 #50s ads #jergens #lotion #vintageadsmakemehappy #vintage magazine #vintage advertising #magazine #advertising #1950s #50s

[galaxywarp]

Bonnie kept knocking all of my things off of my bathroom counter every time I stopped playing with her all god damn day long so I put her in laundry basket jail

Except now it kind of feels like one of those public humiliation medieval punishments where they put you on display in town square :[

#IM JUST TIRED OF PICKINGNUP MY JERGENS #BONNIE