#jerk

[backtonormallife]

For those of you who think CDAN is good gossip, enty has been unmasked and he’s not a nice person.

#crazy days and nights #enty #enty lawyer #gossip #cdan #jerk

[slyratex]

DUMB

I had always been a smart guy. IQ 180, an all As student, summa cum laude graduate, one of the youngest scientists in my faculty.

That is, until I was challenged by one of the jocks from my old school to listen to his favourite song. I had always looked down onto him for his simple taste in music and now he dared me to listen to it without giving in to the beat. ‚You cant judge what you don‘t know, right? That‘d be so stupid!‘, he mocked me when I hesitated, not knowing what I could gain from listening to something else than Mozart or Vivaldi.

I couldn‘t leave this challenge without reply, so I took the bet and listened to that tune of some guy called ‚Timmy Trumpet‘. https://youtu.be/D4m737SW2yc?si=upG5zB5Y_HKoKA9y After just one second I knew I hated this style of music. But I had to keep going to not lose the bet, so I decided to just endure this test.

‚I play my games, you work away the day! You’re blowing up your brains for something smart to say!‘

Yes, that‘s me.

‚But I don’t wanna know it, rather focus on the fun!‘

Yes, that‘s him.

‚So you can go ahead and call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

I‘d definitely do that.

‚Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

Did they have to repeat it so often? I just counted 26 times! Well, I think that‘s because the typical audience of that supposed ‚artist‘ can‘t memorise more lyrics than that. But just as I was thinking that, an image of said artist flashed before my eyes, looking at me as if he was swearing revenge for insulting him.

‚But I don’t wanna know it rather focus on the fun! So you can go ahead and call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

34! I caught my feet going with the beat and instantly stopped it. No chance he was winning this bet!

‚Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

55! I suddenly felt like I had forgotten something. But I couldn‘t figure out what it was.‘

‚Call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

76! I recognised that strange feeling was connected to a drop. A drop? A drop of what? A drop of temperature? No, it was actually getting rather hot and I felt the urge to pull of my shirt.‘

‚Call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

97! Was it the beat dropping? Hell, yeah! Timmy Trumpet always dropped the beat like a pro! I didn‘t even know what dropping the beat meant, being new to all this, but who cared?

‚Call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

118! I suddenly realised what was dropping, but it was too late. With every ‚dumb‘, my IQ was dropping down! Something told me it had to be… like… half a point per repetition? Damn, that sounded like math… how many ‚dumb’s had there been? Divided by two… damn, this is hard… and subtracted from… and… 121!?! That‘s barely scratching the mark for being highly intelligent! Come on, this has to be a bad joke!

‚I’m just a jerk in the world of the dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

123. A jerk. One, two, three. Just a jerk. Yeah, these are numbers I can work with. A jerk in the world of the dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. I couldn‘t stop going along with the lyrics while my old class mate smiled at me like a silly jerk.

‚I’ve got a worth in the world of the dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

128 ‚dumb’s and my IQ dropped down to 114, only one standard deviance over average. No, I can‘t let him do that to me! I’m special! I have a worth in the world of the smart and educated! I‘ve got inventions to create and discoveries to make!

‚I won’t be the one you want!‘

Right!

‚If you can’t be one with dumb!‘

Oh, damn! I have to be one with dumb! Wait, that doesn‘t even make sense grammatically!‘

‚Cause I’m just a jerk in the world of the dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

134! Ha! One, three, four! Haha! Did I forget one number? Hahaha! Who cares? I‘m just a jerk!

Suddenly I found myself singing out loud along with the song:

‚I play my games you work away the day! You’re blowing up your brains for something smart to say!‘

Stupid nerds wasting their time with work and learning when there are weights to be lifted, parties to be held, holes to be filled!

‚But I don’t wanna know it rather focus on the fun!‘

They‘re the stupid ones. I‘m the genius, because I don‘t waste time trying to be one!

‚So you can go ahead and call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!

And my jerk bro joined in, both of us jumping and partying like idiots:

‚Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! But I don’t wanna know it rather focus on the fun! So you can go ahead and call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

169! Hahaha! 69! So good! I laughed. I didn’t even know why. I just had fun. I didn’t even count anymore. And the beat dropped, and my IQ dropped, all down to 95, and we dropped our shirts and showed off our jock bodies. And while all of it dropped down, Timmy Trumpet bowed down, as an artist having finished another masterpiece.

And I bowed down in front of him, thanking him, laying my drained out IQ points to the ground before him, giving my life to him to never have any goals again than getting swole and partying half naked to his great songs.

‚Call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

And as the song faded, my favourite song from my favourite artist, my thoughts faded into simplicity, my IQ settling at a comfy 85, one standard deviance below average, right before the beginning of a light learning disability. Not that I was interested in complex stuff like that anymore. Or even able to comprehend it. All I knew was that I had reached the jerk spot, that sweet spot right between your everyday stupidity and concerning imbecility, where I was still able to manage my daily routine and training plans, but was assured to get a headache from hard stuff like… doing equations and reading science stuff. So I think I‘ll make sure to stay far away from that shit from now on!

I put the song on repeat to make my IQ click into place and lock it where it was to make sure I‘d never lose that silly happiness and fun a jerk like me enjoyed. And I proudly sang along:

‚Call me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!‘

#transformation by music #hypnosis #mind change #reality change #male transformation #nerd to jock #personality change #intellect drain #dumbing #dumb and jocked #dumbification #dumbing down #iq loss #jock transformation #timmy trumpet #dumber #jerk #gradual transformation #gradual change #shared photo #original text

[peanutsoutofcontext]

Snoopy of the Day

#snoopy #bastard beagle #peanuts #charlie brown #comics #funny #cartoons #comic strips #lol #jerk #bastard #lmao

[4gifs]

Instant karma

#jerk #dog #kick #karma #gif

[visualbite]

Jerk Lamb Chops

#recipe #recipes #food #savoury #mine #meat #lamb #dinner #caribbean #Jamaican #jerk #jerk lamb

[labagiultaufidel]

Uhh 🥵🫠😏

❌DONT REBLOG❌

#guy jerking #hotwives #jerk #jerkmaterial #cuckoo #cuckhubby #cuckcold #cucklife #laba #watch me masturbate #make me masturbate

[clearkingdomheart]

#moral orel #clay puppington #jerk

[fearissorrowful]

He looks so smug!!!

#yours #ybf fan game #fangame #retep #jerk #games #ybf #obbsessive #fear[is]sorrowful

[peanutsoutofcontext]

Snoopy of the Day

#the nerve of him smh #snoopy #snoopy of the day #bastard beagle #charlie brown #comics #peanuts #funny #jerk #cartoons

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

2x3 | 5x21

#lmao #oh how the turntables #cackling #love this for them #2x3 #5x21 #chenford #chenfordedit #tim x lucy #tim bradford #lucy chen #melissa o’neil #eric winter #love #the rookie #jerk

[tattooedpixi]

#cupid #shitpost #jerk

[tiramegtoons]

"Oh, and another thing- "You know that one class you convinced me to register for?" "WHAT ABOUT IT?" "Well, turns out it was in a completely different campus." "WHOOPS! I WONDER HOW THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED..." "Oh boy, do I wonder..." /sar

"I hate you too."/j

#jerk #very lovable... JERK #the snatcher #the snatcher ahit #snatcher x self ship #first day back in college #time for a web drop.. #sketches

[frnkiebby]

look at this cute asshat~🎃

#the absolute cutest feral chaos gremlin #honestly i don’t think there’s a musician that i’m more hopeless over than frank iero #how could there be??? #look at him????? #fucking pretty #jerk #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[xxbbyb0yxx]

today i feel super tired and depresd af, yesterday i was workin on a Jerk track and i finish it i guess, but now i need a vocal!

so if ure a singer, ("RAPPER"...) or whatever and u want to join, send me a message :3

#2000s emo #emo scene #scene #jerk #trap #emo boy #music #scenecore #scene boy #fucku