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#jervis and jon uhhhh
gothamsworst · 3 years
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Okay but like imagine the Dork Squad + MM dating an A-list celeb s/o. Obviously, they’d meet up with their villainous s/o disguised as to not bring too much attention, right?
Yes, but None of their disguises are good, except for Eddie’s.
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roguish-gallery · 3 years
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Can we get that scriddler?
A classic choice, sure thing!
send me a ship and i'll tell you
-who cries when someone dies in a movie
Neither!
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
Edward👏Edwin👏Nygma👏 he goes out of his way to find the sweaters that play a song if you press a button on the collar or the ones that light up.
-who pays for the meals
They take turns. Jon pays for chinese, Ed pays for pizza, and they split the bills for everything else.
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
Ed slams the oven door, and Jon plays the trombone
-who brings home stray animals
Jon has a soft spot for the mangy cat that lives near their hideout, so he’ll bring it inside if it gets really cold/rainy out, or if he’s worried for it’s health.
-who leaves the bathroom door open
Eddie 🤷🏻‍♂️
-who tells the ' dad jokes '
EDDIE
-who wants kids more
Ehhh... maybe Eddie, but he doesn’t have kids super high on his list of things he wants. Jon worries that he’s too old to keep up with a child and that it’ll be kinda hard being The Master of Fear (hroo hraa!) while dealing with a colicky baby or trying to raise a child who needs a parent that can be there for them. They both had incredibly shitty childhoods, and I think that if they WERE to have a child, they’d want to give them the opportunities that they never had.
Maybe if they both reform, then who knows? Jon would need a tremendous amount of convincing, though.
-who travels more
Uhhhh,,,, Jon typically drives out to buy groceries more often.
-who spends more cash
.... I’d say it’s a tie. Jon spends more money on professional stuff, but Ed spends more on personal things, if that makes any sense.
-who buys the things in infomercials
Eddie!!
-who draws in the dust on their cars
Eddie draws spoO0Ooky dicks on Jon’s van.
-who starts the snowball fights
Eddie does, and he has a 50/50 chance of beating Jon, depending on who Jervis sides with.
-who throws away the directions to things
... both.
-who puts up holiday decor
Jervis
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
Probably Jon. Eddie is a filthy g*mer but he’s too obsessed with his appearance to not take a shower at least once every few days.
-who gets more obsessed about things
Both
-who sings in the shower more often
Eddie!!! Jonathan tells people “Why would I want to buy a radio when my husband wakes me up with the top 40 hits of the 80’s every fucking morning?”
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DC or rather Batman's Rogues Gallery ;3c
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I’ll tell you:
The character I first fell in love with: Jonathan Crane.The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Everyone?? Since I didn’t pay much attention to DC before now?? But I guess I’ll saaayyy...Harvey Dent.The character everyone else loves that I don’t: I’ll say Joker, if only cause. he’s one of those characters that gets. too much exposure. to the point that - while I like him - I just don’t care for him as much as the other Rogues (who often get ignored in terms of merch, which infuriates me). Ra’s al Ghul is also worth a mention. I just find him..really, really boring. I do not like him. At all.The character I love that everyone else hates: Does Scarecrow count if “everyone else” is DC itself nrgnnrggn Uhhhh I don’t know. Jervis gets a lot of shit (understandably, depending on the version) but I like him so. I’ll say Jervis.The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Don’t think I have any characters like that, my opinions haven’t changed a huge amount.The character I would totally smooch: Uhhhh. Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma, Harley Quinn, Music Meister, Batman himself, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Helena Bertinelli. A lot of folks, they’re great.The character I’d want to be like: Edward Nygma again, if only cause I’d like his brain and his ability to shoot a bitch down when someone tries to intimidate him.The character I’d slap: Joker, probably. A pairing that I love: Scriddler, of course!! :3 Since that’s an obvious answer, I’ll also mention Harley and Pamela ;3A pairing that I despise: I. really hate shipping Jon and Harley romantically/sexually. Not just because I headcanon Jon as gay, it’s just..the ship makes me really uncomfortable. I much prefer them as friends or having a familial relationship. Since I mentioned two pairings for the ‘love’ answer, I’ll mention another one here: Twiddler. Do not see that working at all tbh. Wouldn’t say I despise it, that’s a bit strong, but certainly don’t see it happening.
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