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jotiko · 2 years
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I need Jaskier singing Holding out for a hero but it's more melancholy (like the beginning of the song in Shrek 2 but it never really gets upbeat)
he doesn't sing it in public, because he was composing it while traveling with Geralt and it was supposed to be fun and happy and cheeky but then The Mountain happened and now he only sings it to himself when he really misses Geralt and hates himself for his inability to move on this time from his infatuation (he feels a bit better when he down playes his feelings for Geralt)
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renren-006 · 29 days
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Heyo! How are you? I was wondering if I could put in a request for a Geralt x fem reader one shot?
Reader is injured in some sort of way but tries to hide it from Geralt coz she doesn’t want to worry him but he obviously finds out?
I’m bad at descriptions😪
Please and thank you xx
Wounds and Kisses | Geralt x fem Reader
a/n: hello! thank you for the request and i hope you like it!
fluff and angst
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You tagged Geralt along on another one of his quests. You had before, and Jaskier seemed to think it was an excellent idea to have another person join them. So it was you and Geralt on Roach and Jaskier on his own horse, Fawn, playing tunes on his instruments. You were not a Witcher, but you did have basic abilities passed down from your mother, who was a half-elf and half-sorcerer, making you a mixed-blooded woman. Your abilities revolved around the elements, like your mother and her mother before her. You were trained by her before she died and before you had met Geralt.
He was adamant about letting you on quests; he wouldn't tell you why, but you knew the brooding man had some form of feeling towards you. The two of you never discussed it, but there was always something between them. You had slept together, kissed in halls, and spent the nights together, but no relationship was formed, and no words of love were ever spoken. You wished he would; you wished he would just tell you he loved you so you may finally not have to steal glances at the man without him knowing. 
The beast was something of a bigger size than either you or Geralt had previously thought it would be. Jaskier was back at the tavern drinking away and singing about adventures, while the two of you were stuck dealing with a beast that continuously terrorized this poor town. You didn't expect it to also be so difficult to defeat but its hard armor made things worse. It also made things worse when the beast tail slammed into you sending you flying to the ground. Geralt was too busy with a second beast that charged that he had no idea you had been flung by the beast. You stumbled back over to the fight, trying not to clutch your side. Your powers roared in you as you launched yourself on top of the beast, shoving your sword in any place between the armor before finding its weak spot. You shoved your sword deep into the spot by its neck in between the brakes in its armor, it wailed loudly before it fell. You stumbled off the beast intime to see Geralt doing the same with the second beast. Once you stumbled out of the muddy water onto land your side erupted in pain, you bit back a cry as you got onto Jeskier horse, Fawn, and rode back alongside Geralt who was far ahead of you and determined to finish the job fully and get home. You didn't dare touch your side or grimace about it, not wanting the boys to know you got hurt. 
You sat by Jaskier who held his nose by the stink of the beast coming off you. 
“Damn Y/N you stink” he said “Oh and Geralt smells worse…both of you go take a bath!”
“Were fine Jaskier” Geralt said, not wanting to jump to the bath and instead started drinking whatever it was he bought.
“Ill go” you said. As you stood a flash of pain crossed your face, making Geralt straighten. You stumbled your way to the room finding that someone had already filled the bin with hot bath water. As you undressed you didn't hear the door open or the heavy footsteps of Geralt entering. 
“Y/N” he said, standing still at the sight of the entirely too large gash and hole in your side. The beast tail had been spiked and its tail punctured your side while also slashing the entire length of your stomach. The blood and ooze that gushed from you seemed like it didn't matter under the eyesight of Geralt who stumbled over to you. “Why didn't you say anything?” he asked you. His voice was…soft. 
“I didn't want to worry you” you told him. You clutched the bin, your vision blurring as Geralt caught you, finished undressing you and got you into the hot water. You screamed a bit from the feeling of the hot water in your wound. Geralt held you, sliding in after undressing himself and holding you close to him.
“I want you to tell me when you're hurt. It means nothing against your skills when you are” he told you, making you feel worse about not mentioning it.
“I'm sorry,” you told him. 
“No apologies. Just heal” he told you, knowing that with concentration and his strength behind you, using the water and your magic can help heal the deep wound on you. The water swirled slightly as you used the magic in you to heal what you could. The deep gash slowly faded to a large gash, and the scratches along your stomach turned to scabs and then to scars. Your body had enough scars that you hated the sight of them but your magic only worked so far.
“I'm sure Yennefer would be happy to show you how to heal scars” He told you, pulling you even closer to him. “I know we never talked about what is between us…”
“I love you” you spoke faster than he could finish his thought. 
“I love you too y/n…if you had let me finish” he said, causing you to laugh. 
“Sorry, just wanted to say it before I couldn't” you told him looking at his face. 
“I should have told you sooner. I took advantage of your feelings before mine came around..”
“I know, but i never told you to stop” you said, “I just wanted all your love not just parts”
“Now you have it all” he told you, “so no more hiding your wounds” 
“Promise,” you said, kissing his cheek before falling back and laying on him.
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obeymesheep · 1 year
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thinking about writing for other stuff.. i feel like i'm limiting myself with just obey me, and i'm already running out of juice.
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fandom-imagination-ss · 8 months
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Request Imagine: Being Jeskier's half-sister and a Half-Elf, being thick as thieves, and joining him and Geralt on adventures till Geralt yells at Jeskier so you follow him to try and make him Apologize. On the way you arrive at Cintra When it's being taken, you find Ciri so you both end up on Adventures together to Find Geralt. Eventually go to To Kaer Morhen where you meet Geralt's Brother, Eskel, and fall in love.
You Loved your brother, even those being Only half Siblings. the moment you were born your mother Dropped you off at your fathers and wished him luck. So Jeskier was by your side from the start you use to follow him everywhere growing up and when he started to travel to sing his Songs you joined until your father would Pull you back home to be a proper young lady until He got distracted by a pretty new lady he was courting So you sneaked off to see your brother and ended up on an Adventures with Him and Geralt the Lone Wolf. a witcher. It was Going Great Until- the two idiots one being your brother and the other Geralt started Bickering. you saw the Fight Coming they were both on edge all week. making One-handed remarks. then Jeskier Bregged that he was traveling with the witcher. causing unwanted attention which cause A Drunk fool to stroll over to your table.. at first he went to boost how he could take down the Great "lone Wolf" but then he saw you. and saw your pointed ears and the man lunged at you. before you coudl grab your blade to defend yourself Geralt slammed the man onto the table and a huge Brawl started. it ended with the three of you being kicked out of the Pub/ your hotel. you were suppose to spend the first night in weeks in a proper bed. and have a bath. but that was ruined.
the Two Fought and bickered.. truthfully you were on Geralt's side of the fight, If Jeskier kept his mouth shut, and didn't bring attention to you Nor Geralt you woudl be in a nice warm bed right now. Instead of walking down a dark road in the pitch black chassing after your brother. who was as brave as a mouse. you found him begging him to just apoglize and that a nice warm meal and good sleep will solve everyone's problems but Jaskier decided he would rather keep traveling and singing away from Geralt and you. he wanted "Me time' which you laughed Saying that was non sense but he left either way.. you searched for Geralt but in his fit of rage he stormed off Leaving you alone.
you ended up traveling by yourself exploring the world you decided to Go to Cintra mainly because you never been and the other resort was to return home, and finally do what your father wished and that was to Marry, settle downa nd give him grandbabies.. Not many choices for a lady. but you arrived at Cinetra Right during battle as you fought protecting a Old man who had One leg. and was on the ground crying. when you noticed. Ciri. escaping Cinetra you both went on a long search to Find Geralt.
Ending up in the Witcher's birthplace was Not what you expected but you entered the castle with Geralt, and Ciri as you were in amazement. the castle was Cold and drafty when Geralt said to pick any room.. you weren't sure what to expect but having rooms with holes in them gave little protection to the elements Vs rooms that were warm. being filled with Rats.. it wasn't a great option.. espicalyl since Rats terrified you.
Fighting monsters, Climbing up high mountains, Or blood scared you. little scared you. you coudl rationalize anything. But Rats! UGH! with those Eyes, and those Tails and the Feet! Oh! you weren't entirely sure Why Rodents scared you but. you have thrown Jaskier, and Literally Children infront of you using them as shields. Ciri had No problem with the Rats which stunned you. she was a princess. you found a Room that had Only One Hole in the wall.. looking at the room it had a corner where Snow wasc coming in but it was cold.. and the Rodents would choose the warmer rooms. you had worst.- well you told yourself you had the worst.. to make yourself feel better.
I used a blanket to plug up the hole as you went to anoher room stealing more blankets. it was late that night while all the witchers were Roasting and celebrating Geralt's return and bringing two beauitful ladies did you meet his brother. Eskel walked in and dritectly to Geralt giving him a Hug as they talked to themselves. he was handsome you thought as he completely ingored the two strangers in he's family home.
"where's your room?"
Ciri asked as you looked over at her. you like Ciri, she was thirsty for knowledge and wanted revenge. but at heart.. she was still a girl. scared but forcing herself to be brave. you saw a weird amount of Geralt in her. had to be the "child by surprise" thing. you spoke, "you know when you go up the stairs. to the corridors to the left?"
She nodded her head, "the second room on the right."
Ciri was stunned, 'there's no heat there.. theres holes in all of them. "Aye. but Not one Rat... I'll rather Freeze to death."
"they are harmless."
"Mark my words Ciri! one day those Suckers are going to whipe out a Entire Civiliation!" she rolled her eyes as Geralt walked over as he spoke, "Ciri, Y/N this is my brother Eskel'
he bowed looking at you btoh as he caught your eye. for a second before he moved them away as he said, "It's been a long Journey I think i'll retire for the evening."
he walked off as Geralt sat down as you spoke, "he semes.. tall."
"rough Hunt- Did you find a room?"
you nodded your head, "you all needs alot of Cats." he chuckled as he spoke, 'you could just simply kill them if they bother you that much."
you shook your head Geralt knew how terrified ou were of the rodents. you have shoved him in front of you more then Jaskier has Sang "toss a coin to your witcher"
"god- and touch them? Fuckno!"
the next day you were watching the witchers train as you joined in. you were always pretty good at fighting. probably because of your mother. you were always just a bit faster than everyone, stronger, and flexible. so you got the hang of fighting pretty easily. then that night arrived as they invited the local Whores from the village to come up to the party. you escorted Ciri to her room. she May have had to grow up faster then most. but you could still shield her innocent eyes from that! you opened the door to her room to see Rats scurry across the floor as you screamed loudly jumping away from the door and backwards as you paced away as Ciri chuckled just to hear a sword being uncovered and hurried boots. you turned to see Eskel as he was holding his sword out ready to Fight to protect yuo both as you spoke, "it's fine- it's Nothing im sorry.."
"What a great protector you are Y/N"
"Oh stuff it Ciri! they are-" Ciri dissapeared into the room as you knew excatly what she was doign as you Ran down the hall towards Eskel getting behind him as Ciri came out holding a rat. as you screamed, "DROP IT! MY GOD CIRI YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS! MY GOD YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE A PRINCESS!" Ciri laughed as she spoke, 'how the hell you get that far so fast?"
you were not only behind Eskel but down the hall far away as Eskel turned seeing you as you held your hips, tightly, "Ciri your Lucky Geralt would Kill me ffor killing you!"
Ciri just laughed loudly saying goodnight. she closed her door leaving you alone with the quiet Witcher. you held your arms fast as he turned to you" scared of Rats?"
"I"m scared of monsters- Im terrified of Rats.."
he grinned weakly, "Bad place to be. This place is full of them."
You nodded your head, "I fully agree- why aren't you downstairs- with the guests."
He chuckled softly as he spoke, "Well I was heading down till I heard a Lady in distress."
Your face burned red as you laughed it off. trying to have a clear thought as he spoke, "Have a good night Y/n"
"Night." he walked passed you as you went into your room. in the morning you got out of your room to see a Cat sleeping in a basket You smiled bent down and rubbed its head as he leaped out of the basket and it rubbed itself over you as it walked inside jumped onto the bed and went to sleep.
While Geralt was busy, Ciri was put under the wings of the other witchers to learn to fight. you were always paired up with Eksel. you were always with him he was kind and sweet. and quiet but the quiet wasn't awkward or cruel it was nice and comforting just being in his company. It wasn't Crash. it wasn't a Sudden Zing that made you realize you were in love with him. it crept up on you, it was a subtle he would always wait to eat until you arrive downstairs,a nd would always have a compliment and would help you wrap up your injuries from training.
then one day Geralt announced you all were leaving to go help Ciri to find a teacher ot teach her how to control her magic. which the idea of leaving Made your stomach turn as you sat outside in the garden you were supposed to leave tomorrow.
"y/N."
you were staring at a dead tree- till you heard the deep voice of Eskel Lifting your head he stepped over to you and sat down beside you, "I hear you leaving tomorrow."
Nodding your head weakly, you rubbed your arms softly. it was chilly out, and Eskel sat holding his arms over himself. as he stared at the tree.
"You have to leave with them?"
You felt your heart squeeze as you stole a look at him. he looked pail and nervous as you rolled your shoulders "I doubt you witchers want me to stick around-."
"Well- I'm leaving tomorrow also."
"Oh, where to?"
"Been called off to the north- Would you consider coming with me?"
It wasn't a Fast burning Romance. it was Slow- which only made sense. they were trained to suppress all emotion. so it wasn't abnormal. it happened months after traveling together you were sitting in a pub unamused as a bar wrench was trying to Sit on Eskel Lap. he had to shove her away and say he was taken as he grabbed your hand tightly as he pulled you up onto his lap. the lady disappeared as eskel held you tightly to him as he nestled his head on your shoulder as he spoke low, "this is nice."
he wrapped his arms around you as you held his arms as you leaned into him, 'it is.. we should do this more often." he chuckled as he spoke, "how about the rest of our lives?' you chuckled softly.
"Rest of our lives? sounding dangerously close to a marriage posposal." he chuckled as he pressed his forehead to your shoulder, "so what if it was?"
you turned to him stunned as you spoke, "No I love you first? just Straight to marriage? that is fast."
"well- why waste time."
"oh your the romantic one."
he chuckled softly as he held you tightly, 'I know im not excatly romantic... but I do love you."
you smiled at that as you turned your head giving him a quick kiss on the forehead, "I love you too."
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immoralfag · 1 year
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besotted with the idea of drag queen Jeskier and new to town patron yennifer
and maybe they kiss a little
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ceoofghosts · 4 years
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lao-pendragon · 4 years
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Some incredible guys enjoy a day off
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I just read the short story that was the basis for Geralt, Jaskier, and Yennefer's plot line in episode 5. And can I just say: I'm livid.
First of all: why the fuck did the show runners read that an go "ahh yes... this needs an orgey scene and needs to be as sexy as possible" And don't even get me started on how dirty they do Geralt. The man cares so fucking much! Why is he shown as cold and uncaring???? His whole modivation through the story is keeping people safe! First it's Jaskier/Dandelion, who he shows great affection and friendship towards, and there is none of this "You're not my friend" bull shit! He point blank says he will do anything to ensure Dandelion gets back to health and safety. And then once Dandelion is safe, he goes to protect Yennefer.
And they did Yennefer dirty too?? By making it about her wanting a child rather than be a super powerful sorcerer?? Like, why? What was their reasoning??
I can forgive the whole cutting out of the mayor and the priest, thats fine. And the scene in the episode when Geralt and Yennefer are discovered to still be alive is pretty fucking funny and still fairly close to the story, so no complaints. I am a little confused why they went with Geralt's modivation being sleep and have him purposefully search out the djin, but whatever. I am very sad that in the process they cut out the "exorcism" though, because that was funny as hell.
All in all: if I keep the Netflix Witcher as a separate entity in my head from the book story, then episode 5 was fine. But the second I recognize they depict the same event, my eye starts to twitch.
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katyakoniks · 4 years
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notexactreflection · 4 years
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<<<READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT<<<
Part 2...
I wanted Jaskier to remember Geralt by something Geralt said to him when they were kids but I just did not know what :l I’m lazy sorry 
So I ended up just with this “the laugh” (I know lame) but whatever you got the point
So know Jaskier (Julian) knows that this is his best friend! yay
also if you forgot Jaskier is not human in this au  
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]
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I started watching this show yesterday and I cant get this damn song out of my head
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written-rave · 4 years
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How many damn times do I have to tell them that I am a Damn boy, I mean I have a whistle, damn !!!!
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sprungfedergirl · 4 years
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I haven't seen one bit of The Witcher and still every single post on my feed is about the homoerotic love affair of this fancypants bard and Silver Hair McBuff.
Is this what the last few months felt like to everyone who didn't watch Good Omens?
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lemongraves · 4 years
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The fact we didn’t get this in the show makes me so sad
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batwynn · 4 years
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When they start chewing, and then they start chewing. 
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