Ok I promise that I'll shut the fuck up about the dog metaphor after this but: Kaz being Haskell's rabid dog and Jesper being Aditi's little rabbit is honestly diabolical..... what do dogs do but chase rabbits and what do rabbits do but flee dogs. Kaz is chasing an image of Jordie he's never going to be able to catch, and Jesper will never let himself be caught, because that would mean facing up to... A lot of things! and honestly he's probably worried about what the hell Kaz would do if he did catch him! so they keep running, and maintain the weird distance and impasse between them. and unless Kaz can learn to drop that persona, that's how it has to be. and honestly. what the fuck.
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Kaz, about the Ice Court Heist: So, that’s the plan. We all live to fight another day
Inej: Or, it’s a suicide mission
Jesper: Yeah it sounds like we’re gonna die
Matthias: This is suicide
Kaz: Ah, it’s only suicide if we die!
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they r eepy on the job oh no...
fluffy wesper request done for @gvartistsforpalestine!! you can get a grishaverse drawing in return if you make some donations for various palestinian charities, please consider checking it out <3
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i forget how much jesper was going THROUGH it in crooked kingdom. he punches kaz, gets into a big fight with his dad, and kisses kuwei - all in TEN PAGES
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Jesper: I am not a ‘former gifted kid’, I am still gifted. Put me in a fourth grade class and I’ll annihilate them all like I did the first time just watch
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The Crows as Things My Partner Has Said (Pt 1)
Nina: “You’ve got to stop looking in my eyes so much, my boobs are down here”
Matthias: “Pre-marital eye contact??? Ocular fornication??”
Kaz: “I know this is what makes me sexually attractive: my ability to solve rubix cubes”
Jesper: “Oh it’s a hit list alright, I’m about to hit that, if you know what I mean”
Kaz again: “My options are either say something inappropriate or say something offensive. Would you rather I have picked something offensive?”
(They never say anything that would fit Wylan or Inej smh)
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three times Kaz was the Professor Teenage Criminal Prodigy-
-and the one time he wasn't
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You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Captain Inej Ghafa but i can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) & can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (shes never done anything wrong in her life) & call her out for her actions (which are always correct).
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random, out of context things me and my friends have said as six of crows quotes!!
pt. 3 :D
inej: "if there's one thing this life has taught me, it's to never take your toenails for granted."
jesper: *jokingly* "are you seriously accusing me of not being the skibidi toilet alpha sigma rizzler?!?!"
wylan: "omfg shut up"
wylan: *said really cheerfully* "and my mom would be there but she's not in the picture anymore!!!"
inej: 🫢
jesper: 🫢
wylan: "oh... sorry."
jesper: "people ask me all the time stuff like 'why're you so tall' and 'how do you get so tall' and i really don't know how to respond."
wylan: *mixes up the words DNA and chromosomes* "just say it's your chromosomes... wait i don't think chromosomes effect height."
kaz: *having a side conversation with inej* "...put them in the microwave."
jesper: "...put your chromosomes in the microwave????"
kaz: "no dumbfuck i told inej to put her fries in the microwave."
wylan: "yeah jesper, put your chromosomes in the microwave then maybe you'll feel better."
kaz: "i mean, i only steal souls after midnight"
nina: "bro get that gyatt out of my way"
matthias: "WHAT???"
kaz: "little known fact: the tenth commandment of the bible is actually, 'red bull gives you wings.' that's actually how jesus rose from the dead. and as he was rising from the tomb, he looked down and said, 'red bull gives you wings.'"
wylan: "I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!"
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Never make decisions out of fear jesper only spite
Jesper: well greed always worked for me
Kaz : go guard the door
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