I truly believe that Kaz would adamantly refuse to tell anyone in Ketterdam his birthday. I also believe that the Crows would not stand for his lack of birthday-ness and make up a date to celebrate.
THEN Jesper decides an even more fun idea is to pick a different day each year to celebrate Kaz’s birthday. Nobody tells Kaz when the day is that year so he lives in fear of when they will spring the impromptu birthday surprise on him.
Sometimes this can be awkward if they walk into his office to sing Happy Birthday only to find Kaz in the middle of ripping someone’s eye out.
i apologize in advance to all my neighbors because when i see wylan for the first time on screen, im gonna scream so hard that their houses are gonna collapse, the earth will stop spinning and the black holes will close-
Jesper met Colm who was never before in Ketterdam and Jesper tried to pretend that everything is absolutely normal.
Even though people where shooting at them. Later when he threatened a scholar with his gun, he claimed that it was just like shaking hands in Ketterdam and Wylan agreed while the scholar was like “Ghezen, no!” Wylan was throwing bombs and they escaped through a secret tunnel and Colm said: “This town is even worse than it was described in the travel guide!”
Unpopular opinion but I don't want soc#3, not because one of the Crows will die - I don't mind that if it's done in a beautiful and meaningful way- but because if they continue the plot from Rule of Wolves then a Crow would die doing something for the fucking Darkling, and and I don't think I could see any of my faves stop breathing for that abusive bitch cow