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sweetlittlestarbursts · 8 months
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Echo: I swear to god, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to lose their kneecaps.
Kix:
Jesse:
Tup:
Fives: Preposterous boast, but alas
Rex: Why did I decide to keep you two?
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coffeeandbatboys · 8 days
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Screenshot from discord because I’m too weak to type it all out but this is what I found out last night.
Edit: please stop tagging this as Jessix/cloneship this is a cloneshippers DNI blog and I will block you if you tag it as such. I don’t care if you reblog, but please stop tagging this as a clone ship
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chopper-base · 8 months
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Rex: infiltration squad will sneak in-
Hardcase: and blow it up
Rex: ...no. you'll sneak in, gather the needed intel-
Fives: then blow it up
Rex: No. You will relay what you find-
Jesse: ...then blow it up?
Rex: THIS ISNT A KARKING DEMOLITION JOB!!
Hardcase: ...but... what if it was??
Rex: ...I give up.
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coldbrewarts · 10 days
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Did I want to make myself cry?
Maybe.
Who knows.
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nyxgoddessofstars · 6 months
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*Kix teaching Jesse to drive and taking Fives along for the ride*Kix: That's a pothole. To the left!
Jesse: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Fives, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Jesse: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Kix, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Jesse: Country Roads.
Fives: To the place.
Jesse and Fives in unison: I Belong!
Kix, crying harder: What the f---?
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sinfulsalutations · 1 year
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clones/the bad batch characters as things me and my friends have said
yk this was so fun to write, and i have lots more, so if yall wanna see that im willing to post those too.
inspired by that one post that i literally cannot find for the life of me, sorry im not trying to claim ownership of the idea i just liked that post and wanted to make my own version with the wack ass stuff me and my friends say
ok thats all enjoy the crack
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harcase: let me pee rex, get out of your room
rex: no no no you are NOT allowed to pee in here! put ur dick away this instant!
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kix: pick a number between 1 and 20
tup: *immediately answers without thinking* 21. wait-
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echo, sleep deprived, and on the verge of tears: you do not, i repeat you do not, need to be alive to be surviving
hunter: ...you ok bro?
echo: do i fucking look okay-
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rex: it's not child abuse, it's parenting
wolffe, sarcastically: someday you'll make a great dad
rex: *deadpans* better than you.
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wrecker: aw, look at the baby cocks! they're so cute!
tech: ...you mean the peacocks?
wrecker: well yeah, i dunno what the baby version of them are, so... baby cocks?
hunter: wrecker no-
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tup: stop sleeping with my stuffed animals bro, they're MINE
dogma: *cuddling up with them more* you'll never take me alive!
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jesse: can you jack off and cry at the same time?
fives: *clicks tongue* dunno, haven't tried it yet
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ariadnes-red-thread · 2 years
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Fields of Gold
Summary: Jesse is home on leave and he has a special surprise planned for you.
Pairing: Jesse x GN!Reader
Warnings/Tags: 18+, MINORS DNI!; Smut, Oral (male receiving), Penetrative sex, Nauseating levels of fluff because it’s Jesse and I love him
Word Count: 2.5k
A/N: @cobaltbeam​ created this ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE artwork of Jesse taking a well-deserved nap in a field of flowers and butterflies and it sent me into a spiral because Jesse deserves the whole world. Comments, reblogs, and feedback are always welcome! And go show the original art ALL the love too!
Ao3
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It’s late afternoon, almost early evening, and the light glows golden as it falls on Jesse’s face. He’s lying with one arm resting on his chest and the other bent above him, his hand cradling the back of his head. The yellow and white flowers surround him in a bright sea of delicate colors, moving in waves as the buds sway in the light air. His eyes are closed, and the soft breaths that leave his slightly parted lips tell you he’s walking in that fragile land that lies somewhere between wake and sleep. 
You could lie here for hours staring at him. You watch as a gentle breeze flutters his dark eyelashes. You trace the lines of the cog tattoo with your eyes, wanting to reach out and touch him but also wanting him to have the rest that he so deserves. You’ve never seen him look this serene. A small smile sits at the edges of his lips and you wonder what he’s dreaming of.
It was Jesse’s idea to go for a picnic. You were just happy to have him planet-side for a while and would’ve been content no matter what, even if the two of you had just holed up together in your apartment for the whole weekend while he caught up on sleep. Instead, he surprised you, as he always did in one way or another. Even after dating for so long, Jesse never failed to keep you on your toes, whether with his sense of adventure or sense of humor. 
Today, it was the former. It started with a knock at your door. Even though you knew who would be there when you opened it, your heart still skipped a beat when the durasteel slid open to reveal your boyfriend. Jesse stood, leaning on the frame, dressed in a white t-shirt and jeans, with an easy grin on his face and his hands pushed into his pockets.
“Come on, mesh’la.” 
He reached out and tugged you from your apartment. He twirled and spun you as you made your way down to the first floor of your building, asking after your day and admiring your outfit. His speeder bike was parked just outside your building and in moments, he whisked you off across the city.
It was a beautiful day on Coruscant. The weather control system meant the temperature was always pleasant, but a breeze today kept the usual smog from amassing over the tops of the buildings. Jesse flew through the skylanes until you reached the highest levels of the city. You held your hands wrapped tight around his waist. Speeder bikes always made you a little nervous, and while you trusted Jesse with your life, he wasn’t a slow flyer. 
Finally, he pulled to a stop in front of an ornate durasteel building on the very top level of Coruscant. He helped you from the bike with a hand, and a small, flourishing bow quickly followed with a goofy smile. You finally noticed the basket when he reached to take it from the back of the bike. It was a wicker basket, just like the one from the holofilms, the ones full of couples who wooed and were married and could do all the things that you and Jessie never could with this war going on. You gave him a questioning look, but he returned your raised eyebrow with a wink and teasing words. 
“You’ll see, cyare.”
Then, he nudged you down the alley behind the building with little other direction. There, you found a fire escape that led up to the roof. Jesse took the basket in his teeth and began to climb, leading the way up the ladder. You gulped as you watched him ascend, but, one limb at a time, you pulled yourself up and followed him. You would always follow Jesse.
When you got to the top, Jesse was there to help you clamber over the railing and onto the roof. A large glass building took up most of the space. The windows were tinted, and you couldn’t see inside. But even through the dark cast, the building seemed to glow, and you could sense, beneath the stillness of the glass, a vibration, like whatever was inside was anxiously waiting to burst forth into the world. Jesse frowned, scrunching his nose as he glanced around, looking for something. He spotted it, tugging you along again to a window on the east side of the building. After feeling along the frame, he pushed in two spots and slid the window upward, revealing an opening big enough for him to crawl through. He pulled himself up on his forearms and scrambled through the window before he turned back to you. You couldn’t see behind him. Whatever was inside created a radiance that shone golden around Jesse as he held his hand out to you. You could hear what almost sounded like the call of birds.
“What is this place?” You asked, trying to peer around him and past the bright light.
“Some senator had a biodome built from their home world.” Jesse glanced around again, making sure no one was watching from other rooftops while you hesitated. “Trees, flowers, animals, and all that.”
A senator? Your jaw dropped a little just and you could feel your heart thud at the risk of it all.
“Jesse, are we going to get in trouble?” You found yourself doing your own frantic glance around.
“Nah, she’s off-world.” Jesse shrugged. “Besides, Fives told me he comes here all the time.”
“That’s not reassuring.” You wrinkled your nose as you turned back to him.
“Come on, you think I didn’t do my own recon? It’s safe.” Jesse held out a hand. “Trust me?”
You sighed and weaved your fingers through his.
“Always.”
He pulled you through the window, settling you gently onto the ground. You looked down to steady yourself and found your feet had disappeared into long grass. You snapped your head up to look at Jesse. He grinned at your shock. Then, the both of you turned to take in the terrain. A gasp left your lips.
“Wow.”
You’d never seen colors like this. Lush, emerald trees hugged the edges of the building and towered over the two of you. The leafy giants brushed the glass ceiling and obscured the city outside, letting only the sunlight in. The long grass beneath your feet rolled up to a small hill, where it was overtaken by ankle-high yellow and white flowers. Cerulean butterflies swooped from one delicate petal to the next. From deep within the trees, you could hear birds singing and rustling the branches as they made their way along invisible flight paths, well hidden by the dense canopy. You felt your eyes go wide as you took it all in. Next to you, Jesse didn’t seem as surprised by the scenery. Instead, his face was brimming with joy. He had been to planets all over the galaxy; some you’d heard of, many more you hadn’t, and a few that weren’t even on any holomap. He had seen more landscapes than you could even imagine. The difference was that this was just for him. Just for him and you. 
Excitement barreled down on the two of you as the freedom and beauty of this small heaven overwhelmed you. Jesse whooped as he took your hand again and pulled you, running through the field until you were tripping over each other. You both tumbled to the ground, rolling through the soft, tangled meadow. Letting out a loud laugh that echoed off the glass and sent the unseen birds flapping from their perches, Jesse pulled you into his lap and captured your lips with his.
He nipped at your bottom lip, begging entrance to your mouth, which you gave without hesitation. The kiss became furious and it was as though he had been holding himself back since the moment you opened your door for fear you never would have made it from your apartment. You were panting by the time he finally pulled away from you. A glint remained in his eyes and he bit his lip as if he was having second thoughts about breaking the kiss, especially at the sight of you breathing just a little heavier. Finally, he sighed and a sideways smile crossed his face. 
“Come on,” He reached for the basket, spared in the tumble to the ground. “Let’s eat, cyare.”
Now, after being sated with the simple meal of bread and cheese and the little bit of wine that he had brought, you both laze among the wildflowers. The small blue butterflies dance around the two of you, flying along the nectar sweet breeze that permeates the air. You watch as one butterfly flits closer and closer to him, lazily flying from one yellow flower to the next until it, drunk on its own sweet meal, finds a rest on Jesse’s nose.
He slowly blinks, sleep falling from his eyes.
“Hey, little guy.” He says, making cross-eyes at his new friend.
Your heart swells. He feels you looking at him and turns to you with a crooked grin. The butterfly lingers for just a moment but then Jesse stretches both of his arms above his head and the butterfly spins back up into the air, onwards in its search for the sweetest flower in the field.
After he stretches, Jesse reaches for you. He pulls you up into him so you’re laying on his chest. You start to giggle until you look up to meet his eyes and then it dies softly on your lips. The look in his eyes is hungry. He tucks his chin to his chest, staring at you as he brings a hand to your jawline. His lips surge forward and meet yours. The kiss is just as hungry as before and he doesn’t pull away this time. Instead, he deeps it, slowly sucking on your tongue and making you moan into his mouth. You press yourself to him. You feel him begin to harden beneath you.
“You said no one is here, right?” You ask as you glance around one last time to be sure.
He nods, gaping just a little bit at the suggestion. Even in the heat of the moment, the idea of Jesse being at a loss for words brings a small smirk to your face. Sliding down so you’re sitting on his knees, you reach for his fastener and undo his pants. You grip the waist of both his pants and his underwear and pull them down under his hips to reveal Jesse’s hard member. You glance up at Jesse to find his slack-jawed look replaced with a dewy-eyed smile. He’s in awe of you and you want to spoil him for it. He brings his hand to your cheek and you tilt your head into his palm, pressing your lips against his rough pad. Then you turn your attention back to his already weeping cock.
You take him, thick and wanting, in your hands as you lower yourself down to meet him. He lets out a little whine as you give his heavy cock an experimental squeeze. Slowly, you lick a long stripe up the underside, tracing your way along the soft skin until you reach the spongy top. You take him into your mouth, teasing the sensitive tip with your tongue. You look up at him. His eyes are closed again but this time, you know what he’s thinking of. You watch his brows furrow in an effort to control himself as you take him further in, letting him hit the back of your throat. You hollow out your cheeks and suck, pulling a groan of pleasure from him. He begins to pant as your tongue swirls around him, bringing him closer and closer to the edge.
“Fuck, mesh’la.” The words that fall from his lips are heated.
You relax as best you can before you swallow, taking him whole in your mouth. He lets out a cry, and his hands shoot to your shoulders as his hips thrust upward. You feel a tap on your cheek and look up, releasing him. You find Jesse looking down at you, already wrecked, but you know what he wants. Quickly, he pulls you up to meet him. You slip your own garments off your legs, tossing them to the side.
You straddle his hips as you rise. You kiss him again. The way he meets your lips is sweet and gentle, a stark contrast to the way he moves beneath you, searching for friction. After a moment, you pull away, pushing yourself up off his chest. You lift your hips so that you’re hovering over him. He slots his cock at your entrance. Jesse’s eyes lock onto yours as you slide home. You still for a moment, completely connected with him in every way.
“When all this is over, we’re going to find a place like this.” Jesse’s voice is low, and his hands find your waist, gripping you with a strength that reminds you of the soldier that he was bred to be. “A place where I can have you like this all the time.”
After giving you the moment to adjust, he slowly starts to roll his hips up into you, letting you feel every inch of him while he moves at a languid pace. He doesn’t stop moving as he keeps speaking.
“We’ll go on picnics, and I’ll pick you flowers, and maybe we’ll get a tooka.”
You giggle, joining his movements with your own experimental roll of the hips. His eyes darken.
“You want a tooka?” You raise an eyebrow at him.
Jesse just groans.
“No more tooka talk right now.” 
He thrusts up into your warmth with a new force. You moan at the sudden friction. Jesse bites his lip. He does it again and then again until you’re riding up and down on his length until he’s stretching you out and filling you up. You pushed his shirt up to run your hand along his core. He reaches for your most sensitive place, sending new pleasure coursing through you as he plays with you in the way he knows will turn you into a writhing mess. It isn’t long until you’re coming apart for him. You call out his name as your legs stiffen and you release. Pleasure courses through your body and you collapse onto him. A few more thrusts and Jesse quickly follows. Bliss and exhaustion overtake you, and you crumble fully into his arms. He holds you tight as he runs his fingers through your hair. You close your eyes, and as you whisper praises of love to the man holding you, you drift into your own half-dream, no sweeter than the one you’re living now.
It’s late when Jesse rouses you. The only light coming through the glass now is that of the neon city lights. He helps you dress, and the two of you gather up the last remnant of the picnic. With one last glance back at this little bit of paradise, you and Jesse slip out of the window and into a more familiar world. You carry the empty basket this time. Jesse has a bouquet of wildflowers that he insisted on picking for you. The stars are out over Coruscant now. Before you can reach for the fire escape, Jesse pulls you in for one last rooftop kiss, and you swear he’s still glowing with that golden hour light. You hope it never fades.
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tags: @sleepingsun501​, @cobaltbeam​
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sunshinesdaydream · 1 year
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Imagine the 501st loudly singing along to whatever the space version of “Hit me Baby” one more time in the sonic/locker rooms.
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cobaltbeam · 9 months
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Oh- Oh No
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aliettali · 5 months
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what a creature
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sokadraws · 6 months
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works that worth posting again (since im not shadow banned now (finally!!) I'll probably post some pics again jst to be sure)
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ventresses · 6 months
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (6/?) - Blue & Green
Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines
Note from OP:
In looking back, I have mixed feelings about that last Mace Windu one, because while it's somewhat relevant to his character in the sense that he IS extremely powerful fighter, I also feel like it also veers too much into the "Angry Black Person" stereotype/trope, &/or that it is pulling too much from other memorable characters of Samuel L. Jackson's, not from the personality of Mace Windu himself.
I'm on the fence whether I should remove it from the post or just leave it there, so I'm just going to leave these remarks, and also drop the link to a really good post I saw a few days ago, discussing Mace Windu’s character in the fandom, I highly recommend checking it out:
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coffeeandbatboys · 24 days
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Hey! I already sent one in and the Rex cuddles one was so good!! But if you are looking for more I could ask another. According to @moonlightwarriorqueen if I’m not matched with Hardcase it would be Jesse. So maybe Jesse 😜 and 10?
YESSS! Finally! our resident thicc boy 😂 Moonlight knows her stuff too. She’s amazing!
Thank you to @the-bad-batch-baroness @vodika-vibes and ofc @moonlightwarriorqueen for helping describe Juicy Jesse 💀
Prompt: sending little selfies or pictures throughout the day when they’re apart
Warnings: Jesse being charming, lots of suggestive comments, reader is referred to as female, and is dress shopping. Kira is just a random name. She’s reader’s friend tho? Kix cameo because where there’s a Jesse there’s a Kix.
Insatiable (Jesse x Reader)
The holopic flickered up on your comm, brandishing Jesse’s infectious smile and Kix’s tired glare. You smiled.
“What’s my girl up to?”
Your insides fluttered, reminding you that the owner of said smile belonged to you.
“Dress shopping for Kira’s wedding”
You sent a picture of yourself in one of the options you'd picked out. The light blue satin fell around you quite perfectly, hugging your waist and billowing around your ankles. The back went way down in a v-shaped dive, which you knew would drive Jesse absolutely mad.
“Oh cyare, you look absolutely amazing, but if you went to the wedding wearing that I don’t think I’d last three minutes through the reception.”
You smiled, giggling in the dressing room.
“Too bad, Jess. I told her we'd be there and you’re my plus one. I guess you’ll just have to suffer.”
You could practically hear his groan halfway across Coruscant.
“Oh come on Mesh’la.”
You smirked, having far too much fun with this.
“Or, perhaps I could find something else? I think I saw one with wayyy too much fabric on the sleeves.”
“Stars, no.”
You giggled again.
"Wish you were here with me."
"Me too. I'll see you at home, ok?"
Something akin to pride swelled within you at the simple thought of him calling your place home.
"Yeah. Love you."
"Love you more, Mesh'la. Be safe."
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He was sitting on the couch by the time you returned with a box of takeout and the garment bag slung over your shoulder.
Oh, maker.
Jesse had a way of sitting with his legs wide apart, and when he was in his armor it only highlighted how thick and toned his thighs were. The sight would often make you a little weak in the knees.
"Hi," you cooed with a shaky voice, setting all of your baggage down to the side, favoring his open arms. You pressed your lips to his in a thankful greeting. He sighed happily and settled his hands on your hips.
"Did you have a nice day, cyar'ika?" he murmured as you pulled away.
You nodded, bending down to pick up the dress and the box of takeout. You stole another glance—that was really a stare—at him in all of his glory, but mentally slapped yourself when he smirked and asked,
“See anything that tickles your fancy, Mesh’la?”
“Oh, it tickles more than just my fancy.” You blurted before you could catch yourself.
He smirked again, this time giving a deep chuckle.
“But I’m hungry.” You added, holding up the steaming box of food.
He cocked an eyebrow and looked like he was trying not to burst out laughing.
“For actual food, Jesse. I don’t wanna have to warm it up if it gets cold. Not as good.” You corrected him, finishing your scolding with a kiss.
He relented and joined you in the kitchen as you split the takeout between two plates.
However, you’d definitely be going for *seconds* later.
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chopper-base · 1 year
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I feel like, at some point, the 501st all switched armor just to see how long it'd take Rex to notice.
Fives is wearing Hardcases armor
Jesse is in Kix's
Echo is wearing Jesse's
Hardcase is in Echo's
Kix's has Fives
And Rex walks in and immediately just looks around and just knows something's off.
He immediately knows when he hears Fives' giggle coming from Hardcase's helmet, and Rex proceeds to just drop his datapad and walk out.
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coldbrewarts · 11 days
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My new bros lately sorry domino.
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the clones would have fucking loved ezra’s gunsaber
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