#jesus fucking fuck

[acillianproblem]

Cillian Murphy killing fans at Critics Choice Awards

#cillian murphy #fuck fuck fuuuuuck #critics choice awards #oppenheimer #he was ROBBED we were not #jesus fucking fuck #men’s fashion #zegna

[agni-ashes]

tag yourself

#THEY WENT OVER THE TOP ™️ #holy heck!! #holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck #docm77 #rendog #hermitcraft #the egg war #i’m just going to start calling it that now #the buttercups #rip man #HOW DO YOU EVEN RESPOND TO THAT #theyre insane #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BALLS PUNS #REN NEEDS TO BE LEASHED #(affectionate) #jesus fucking fuck #hc s9 #oh my god #i can’t #i can’t believe this

[nsfwsapphiclovee]

#jesus fucking fuck #this woman is too fucking fine #really blessed us tonight #megan thee stallion

[codychristiantreasures]

#cody christian #what the actual fuck #jesus fucking fuck #💦💦💦💦 #I don’t even know what to say #like I’m speechless rn #and I can’t breathe right #theo raeken #teen wolf #asher adams #all american #cw all american #mike montgomery #pll #codychristianedit #cody christian edit #lil update

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

oh.

📸: emilygoestoshows

#jesus fucking fuck #I’m not functioning properly #FUCKING CHRIST #HELLO #crawling on the walls rn #like it’s bad #I’m down bad #ross macdonald #the 1975

[antiqua-lugar]

Gale: I've missed them. I've missed this.

2. We still have each other. That's all I ever need.

Gale: I'm not sure I'll ever get over my good fortune in that respect. You are the happiness I never dreamed I could deserve.

Apparently you only get this line if Tara is busy around camp when you talk to Gale. To really hammer home how Gale really wasn't happy even before the Orb and thought he would never deserve *check notes* ...the happiness of someone loving him as a person.

...anyway if you pick option 4, he admits he would like to write down a book on all that happened! Perhaps with some embellishments! Yay!

#antiqua plays bg3 #bg3 epilogue spoilers #gale #bg3 spoilers #like I know it's mentioned before he wasn't happy but like jesus #brain hamster running frantically on his wheel as I focus on that deserve bit #the game mostly focuses on his ambition thing but I am glad they still try to flesh out that gale wasn't unhappy just because of that #gale himself is like imagine that i wasn't satisfied being an arch mage and Chosen of Mystra and lover of the Goddess of Magic #he wasn't just unsatisfied he was actually unhappy and he apparently thought he deserved that #probably because on paper he should have been happy! but he wasn't! so clearly something was wrong with him for being unhappy! #society truly took a child and fucked him up #his writing is so good when they want it to be I am eating glass #jesus fucking fuck #I know this is all implied in his romance but these lines hit me #bg3 #galemance #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep

[xxalphaclownxx]

i’m so sorry total drama tumblr

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama #chris mclean #chref #jacques total drama #don total drama #don td #majoras mask #don big naturals #but at what cost #cw mpreg #i’m so sorry #it had to be done #total drama presents: the ridonculous race #jesus fucking fuck #i’m so sorry friends

[ruhearingvoicesagain]

listened to Bullets all the way through while using the heavy duty meat slicer and doing other nighttime prep work and wow do we appreciate enough what a thunderfuck assclap shots fired first album that thing is? i don’t think we do. sonically, production, instrumentation, vocals…it’s bombastic but so precise. it’s screaming gutterpunk raunchy death obsessed slutbois and also extremely sophisticated. it’s truly insane how my chemical romance was fated to exist and to sound like this.

#my chemical romance #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #jesus fucking fuck

[acillianproblem]

#cillian murphy #SPEECHLEES #jesus fucking fuck #men’s fashion #jacques marie mage #oscars #academy awards

[girl-with-an-orange-cat]

First EVER fanfiction. Long time reader though. This came out of a joke on a group chat about a person posing without underwear on.

Please note this is COMPLETELY FICTIONAL and is taking a lot of liberties with personas portrayed on camera.

Anyway enjoy. Pt.2 coming soon.

You're on set as a PA and you're one of the few crew members who have yet to be shown on camera. You're slightly relieved at this and the cast all know it.

Shayne has made it his running joke with you to make seem like you've been caught on camera doing something ridiculous, "oooooh you'll NEVER guess what we found on the last edit session!" was usually followed by something you had done on set that day which caused your anxiety to flare.

Thankfully he was usually distracted by something Courtney said or Damien interrupting to grab your attention. They both knew you wouldn't be able to handle much more of Shaynes jokes and didn't want to see you get embarrassed at work.

Today you're on set because it's the promo shoot for Smosh's sleep over. You know a lot of vlogs are happening behind the scenes and you're doing your best to stay hidden while getting work done. "Hey! Uh, can I get a dressing gown or something?" You hear from Damien inside the bathroom. You're the only one nearby so you knock on the door and ask what's up?

"Oh, uh *name* nothing, nothing's up. I just feel a little exposed" he swings open the door to show his sleepover attire. Nothing exposed or showing from what you can see, but Damien has a slight blush growing up his neck to his cheeks.

"You look fine to me, uh great even, very sleep appropriate."

He nods and makes his way to the stage where it's been dressed to look like the sleepover set. While his back is turned you take a moment to look him over. To make sure everything is where it is meant to be, only to see he has his mic pack on the back of his pants and its weight is dragging the flannel down a little.

"Damien, wait! Your package!" You say, admittedly a little louder than normal. He stops to look at you confused as you rush to him and grab at the pack.

"You won't need this and it'll mess up the shot" you say, pulling at the cord. While you do this your hand is brushing his hip and tummy, not the first time this has happened. However, his flannel pants aren't sturdy enough to take the weight of the pack and the movement causes you to see that he has gone without his underwear.

You're doing everything to keep your breath steady and remain professional as you try and lighten the tension you suddenly feel with a joke. "Is this, uh, is this why you wanted a robe?"

#damien haas #smosh #smosh games #jesus fucking fuck #damien haas imagine #damien haas x reader #damien haas photoshoot #imagine #smosh games imagine #smosh fic #smosh fanfiction

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

#chapter 39 #jinx manhwa #joo jaekyung #doc dan #JESUS FUCKING FUCK

[jimmymcgools]

#JESUS FUCKING FUCK #better call saul #bcsedit #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill #*mine #s6 spoilers #bcs s6

[nsfwsapphiclovee]

#wlw nsft #wlw post #lesbian #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #jesus fucking fuck #nsft wlw

[codychristiantreasures]

#cody christian #fuck #jesus fucking fuck #what the fuck #asher adams #all american #theo raeken #teen wolf #codychristianedit #cody christian edit #mike montgomery #pll #lil update

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

I- okay. well.

📸: ghostofpats

#matty healy #jesus fucking fuck #what a man #yum #the 1975 #this was the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes after sneezing so hard my body took a screenshot #safe to fucking say I wasn’t fucking prepared

[warrior-cats-rewritten]

You know... They say the Victor Writes History. But this is a bit extreme.

WHO WON THIS FIGHT??

#warrior cats #warriors #tallstar #tallstar's revenge #yellowfang #yellowfang's secret #windclan #shadowclan #jesus fucking fuck #writers it's okay to write a battle were protagonist clan loses you know that right? #right?