#jesus was gay

[judasandjesuscore]

Hey pookie nation, hashing out religious trauma through making Jesus/Judas gay (which we already knew they were) on ao3. Having to make up all the Judas lore and making it as traumatic as possible.

Here’s my fic. Only have one chapter and a snippet but alas … more coming soon

Baptized in Blood

#jesus x judas #religious trauma #queer #judas iscariot #Jesus #jesus was gay #gay judas

[regulusandpandora]

Hello,

May help you with the Christian issues because your family may not be able to comprehend well.

Let me explain:

The Bible clearly identifies Jesus as being gay in John 11:3 because Jesus loved Lazarus.

John 11:3

"So the sisters sent word to Jesus, 'Lord, the one you love is sick.'"

Again, the one Jesus LOVED was Lazarus (Jesus was gay).

Good luck.

This is absolutely fucking glorious....

This has literally made my day.

Jesus being gay, and specifically for Lazarus, is just-

*runs around screaming for the next three hundred years*

I wish I could do something with this information, but I shall just have to keep it to myself as the ultimate reason why my family-and Christianity- sucks.

#jesus was gay #and it is glorious

[gracerings]

we might not have got a destiel kiss but now every time a fictional guy that people gay-imprint on gets to gay kiss someone on tv, destiel and supernatural trend on tumblr in a tribute to those who paved the way. and so the cycle repeats and castiel’s final words live on.. maybe happiness isn’t in the having after all

#supernatural #castiel is like gay jesus in a way #he saved so many ships with his final sacrifice of love #destiel #spn

[rizadyke]

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

#edit ok Jesus Christ y’all being so annoying about Taylor in the tags is why I made the posts jeesus Christ #911 fox #Taylor Kelly #I don’t like bucktaylor but I do love Taylor and ppl hate her for the same reasons they love their lil male blorbos #sorry she is career driven and ruthless but I am in love with her and she is a good character #u can like buddie without being a misogynist fun fact 🤩 #sorry that u think a woman is unlikable n gets in the way of ur gay ship but calm the fuck down man

[cowboythewizard726]

woah-ho-ho-dude don't mean to alarm you or anything but has anyone ever told you that you've got some pretty beautiful majestic gorgeous eyes right there just a pair of completely absolutely striking ocular organs you've got in there man like jesus those are some pretty stunning irises dude like wow man

#gotta chew on this guys face #WOAH #laios../...save me laios.. svae me.... #kabru can u fight be honest #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #dunmeshi laios #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #im not. #gay. #or anything #im just #really observant #alright #alrigth #LAIOS #hey boy do you l #smile emoji #hes so beautiful #big fan of this freak jesus christ

[shiftythrifting]

found at the nortwest’s largest garage sale

#submission #thrifting #shiftythrifting #jesus is gay #buttons #religion

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Tommy winkler is my favorite unintentional gainer

An excellent suggestion anon!

If you're looking for more content on this guy, @jake-is-still-drunk made a great post a while back covering him in more detail. But yeah holy shit the only two constants in life are twink death and taxes huh

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #i would say #i don't think its unintentional 😉 #unfortunately his followers suffer from chronic 'dont understand the concept of a kink' disease #like jesus christ people #take a walk #read a book #call your parents #stop commenting mean things on influencers' instagram pages

[live-from-flaturn]

American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

#yes i am aware that this simplifies a lot of larger cultural and sociopolitical issues #yes i am aware that gay marriage is legal here and not in thailand #yes this is a joke please do not come for my very short wig #i am so tired #anyway #thai bl #american tv #teen wolf i'm looking at you #also supernatural #and the 100 #jesus christ in heat there's so many examples #too many #kinnporsche #love in the air bl #lita the series #kpts #bad buddy #bed friend #meow ears up #between us #uwma the series #between us the series

[ozal]

#kiko Munoz #l’officiel #l’officiel hommes #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #gay #jesus moreno

[fairweathermyth]

Christ! I know you can’t hear me, but I only did what you wanted me to. Christ! I’d sell out the nation, for I have been saddled with the murder of you.

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR dir. Norman Jewison, 1973

#filmedit #movieedit #musicaledit #jesus christ superstar #judas iscariot #carl anderson #norman jewison #andrew lloyd webber #tim rice #classics #made by carolyn #the most gay and tragic thing i've ever heard in my entire life #jonathan steinberg read treasure island and said what if it was gay #andrew lloyd webber read The Bible and said what if it was gay #visionaries of our time #anyway happy blood on your hands friday #1k #3k

[littlelord]

watching castiel’s impact on queer media feels like when jesus died and his disciples were devastated but they still saw all the good his death did for the world

#castiel #supernatural #i cant believe castiel is gay jesus #yes im talking about buck 911 #evan buckley #911 abc #queer media #bisexual

[terephin]

#the gays #spongebob #kafka hsr #franz kafka #john f kennedy #jesus of nazareth #jesus christ #town of salem #arsonist #me #you #polycule #<3

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

Actually, speaking of the tags on my last post, you guys get so violent over online queer discourse and it’s honestly really fucked up.

I’ve seen baeddels talk about how they want to misgender and beat up “transandrophobia truthers”. I’ve seen people say they’ll kill fellow queer people who use the “toothpaste” ocean mlm flag. I’ve seen exclus talking about sending gore to mspec monos.

You guys seriously need to go outside and maybe get therapy if you have such violent tendencies towards fellow queer people. Like you honestly sound insufferable if you act like this. Where’s this energy towards the politicians killing us? Or do you just hate other queer people who aren’t queer in the way you like?

#like jesus fucking christ #critinclus #baeddel #baeddelism #mspec mono #mspec lesbian #mspec gay #transandrophobia #ocean gay flag #queer discourse

[elextric-eye]

Realest thing I’ve ever seen 😐

#like let people exist they don’t owe it to you to come out #Jesus fucking Christ #heartstopper #kit Connor #nick Nelson #joe Locke #Charlie spring #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtq community #gay #bisexual #lesbian #pansexual #asexual #queer #lgbtq pride #lgbt positivity

[bakudekublogblog]

shiggy is gonna be redeemed bc izuku’s brain is about to subject him to 12 years of slowburn childhood friends to enemies to rivals to lovers angst fic and he needs to see it have a happy ending

#he sees the all might card flashback and is like WAIT that was kacchan gay yearning TOO #JESUS CHRIST JUST KISS #bakudeku #bkdk #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #mha 414 spoilers #mha 414 #shiggy is like now that I have context Jesus Christ my evil plan couldnt have been more evil actually ok maybe y’all can live to confess #jahdksjdowksoos

[the-littlest-laney]

“what am i to believe when the wine and the wheat stain me this sinner’s red i bleed?”

kristen applebees

#fanart #dimension twenty #characterillustration #dimension20 #fantasy high #dimension 20 fantasy high season 2 #kristen applebees #kristen fantasy high #d20 fhsy #fhsy #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy spoilers #was really inspired by paintings of jesus funny enough #saint kristen applebees #the way i cried when i heard this happen #when you’re here you’re gay