#jetpack cat

[ollibeuu]

oh my god

i just remembered that in sixth grade a wrote a collaborative overwatch fic about jetpack cat for my creative writing class. we colourcoded every single name, and there were three total documents. i wrote a sequel that same year and that was fifteen pages long and sixteen chapters

tl;dr: I HAVE 24 PAGES OF FANFICTION WRITTEN BY AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD ABOUT A CAT WITH A JETPACK

#newspaper #does anyone wanna see it #out of morbid curiosity #i was obsessed #i also wrote an overwatch for the (at the time) new character ashe #for the same class #overwatch #jetpack cat #creative writing class #first fanfiction

[thatboredaroace]

JEFF KAPLAN. IGNORE THE SIGNS. IGNORE THE TEXTBOOKS.

PLEASE

DO THE CAT

#jetpack cat #bored speaks #NON SEXUAL. NOT LIKE THAT.

[eclipsethedarklingiscanon]

Art request by: @flametiger77

I'm really sorry for the delay, I'm quite lazy to finish my own works and even more so for requests.

If you want me to change something, I will give you one week to request it.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic fandom #sonic fan art #rarity #rouge the bat #twilight sparkle #sally acorn #rainbow dash #blaze the cat #my little pony #Rocket knight Jetpacked armor

[sparklesphobia]

Request for @flametiger77! I hope you enjoy this!

#sonic artstyle #rouge the bat #rarity mlp #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #blaze the cat #digital art #artist of tumblr #sparkles art #art request #requests are open #sailor scout outfit #jetpacks

[jettpackapparel]

Follow for follow back repost me and tag someone let's run it up to 5k JETPACKS LA APPOINTMENT YA'LL FOR THE SUPPORT ALWAYS JOIN THE LINK BELOW IF YOU'RE NEW FOR MORE INFO🌬💨⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽✈

#jetpack #cannabis #weed strains #420weed #disposables #cats

[itsaliveblog]

The Mandalorian S3 Finale

Listen you can use any naming convention you want but dropping a completely new name that doesn’t fit any previously recognized pattern is just rude. Without established convention we don’t know what you’re saying about the name and the importance is lost. Here are some explanations I can think of:

Grogu was always his family name and Din is now his first in honor of his dad’s first name. A la “Din junior.” (Cute, potentially indicative that his family/people can still be found)

Maybe Grogu is a first name but they want it to have the weight of a family name—potentially to pass on—so they give him a new first name. (Grogu’s progeny may appear in later eras/children of the watch give importance to blood legacy despite having found family as a core concept)

Din was always Mando’s family name and for some reason he’s the only mando/being we know with this naming format lol. (Completely valid but. Just. What? Why don’t we know anything about this guy or this religion)

Foundling names don’t follow first/last conventions for some reason. Mando’s birth name was added to/shuffled around and now Grogu’s is too. Like, uhhh, purebred horse names, I guess. You just combine parent names into a new form, first becomes last and a parent name becomes first? (Please… what is happening)

They literally don’t care and Din Grogu sounded cooler than Grogu Djarin. (Read: someone grew up with Dragon Ball and Japanese myths and just likes the sound of Son Goku and has been working towards this dumb name the entire time)

#the mandalorion spoilers #just ​one of the many bothersome ‘reveals’ of the season #what is Mando’s starsdamned name #inquiring fic writers need to know #if Mando marries Luke #will he be named Din Luke? Din Skywalker? Skywalker Din?!!!! #this season truly required 200% more lore and 3000% less walking/flying around #i can’t believe jetpacks can fly to space but not catch a pterodactyl #wait where the FUCK are bo katans pterodactyls #do you think foundlings are like stray cats just hanging around? #like… didn’t Grogu already get adopted forever ago??

[redbuddi]

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

#scooby doo #theres no such thing as ghosts #scooby doo taught me the real monsters were jetpacks aliens realistic hologram techn

[steve-ince]

Cat and Crow - episode 30

#cat #crow #jetpack #fire

[incorrectbatfam]

What would the Batfam dress up as, incorrect answers only?

They go as literal interpretations of their vigilante names to see if the public notices

Dick spends months making wings with constellations painted on the feathers

Jason wears a red hoodie

Tim dresses up as a burger restaurant employee

Damian buys a bird onesie

Duke puts together a working traffic light costumes that the other family members have to follow

Cullen isn't a vigilante but he gets the "haha like Edward Cullen" thing so much that he might as well go as a sparkly vampire

Steph walks around wearing a sign with movie endings

Cass goes as Bruce

Barbara designs a Greek mythology costume and goes around predicting people's futures

Harper also gets a bird onesie except it's blue because the place Damian got his was doing a 2-for-1

Kate finds a vintage women's baseball uniform

Alfred goes as a secret agent with a fancy A insignia that he embroidered last-minute

Selina borrows a dress from a retired old lady and carries all her cats in baskets

Bruce forgets until Halloween morning so he prints a map of a Turkish city and tapes it to his shirt

BONUS:

Helena goes prehistoric by wearing mammoth-hunting pelts

Luke reuses old jetpack wings and paints them to look like realistic fruit bat ones

Jean-Paul secretly makes a DnD style archangel costume but he'll deny working on it so long

Bette makes a bird costume except the feathers are electric candles

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #helena bertinelli #luke fox #jean paul valley #bette kane #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #tw halloween

[rubyreduji]

CONGRATS FOR THE 3K!!! YOU DESERVE MORE<3 I'm in my fluff hours currently so how will svt cuddle with you 🥺🥺🥺 and if ocassionally it progressed into something else 🌝

— join the sleepover!! 🧸️

AHHH SO CUTE yes ofc hehe thank you so much for sending in a request

seungcheol - just you pressed into his side with his arm around you but your leg is thrown over his and your face in his neck

jeonghan - he is your big spoon with an arm around your waist like, he literally did that to mingyu in the gose magazine ep

joshua - you're like...lying on top of him basically with your legs tangled together

junhui - two cats curled up together no other way like you just have to imagine it to make it make sense

soonyoung - im feeling like you two are chest to chest and your legs are wrapped around him with your arms wrapped around each other like bodies touching in every way

wonwoo - i feel like it is typically wonwoo on his back and you with your head resting on his chest, lying on your side

jihoon - i love him so so much but cuddling only happens when he initiates it because most of the time he gets too hot or cramped so you have to settle for holding hands or only have a leg touching him (but you still it)

seokmin - you are his jetpack fr he loves that shit, being hugged from behind, your cheek pressed against his shoulder

mingyu - he is a huge baby and you are his teddy bear like he is SMOTHERING you, clinging onto your back like a koala, like every limb wrapped around you

minghao - front to front, arms wrapped around each other's waists or shoulders, your head buried under his chin

seungkwan - you are his big spoon, he wants to be held, hold him!!

vernon - like jihoon it's super 50/50 on if he wants to cuddle or not so you might end up just touching legs or your bodies have to be touching in all spots, but he will always let you pick the position if he does feel like cuddling

chan - another back clinger, but not nearly as bad as mingyu, he just likes to have a secure hold on you

#rubyreduji sleepover!! #seventeen #seventeen fluff #seventeen ot13 #ot13 #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #seungcheol #jeonghan #joshua #junhui #hoshi #wonwoo #woozi #dokyeom #mingyu #minghao #seungkwan #vernon #dino #rru.lists #rru.answers #anonymous #★ sfw #rru.writes

[coupleoffanfics]

Future Child

Okay, Batsis reader. Right? On board? This is around the time when y/n has given up the nightlife and hasn't detached herself from the family.

I'm gonna go off the wall and say what if the family was visited by y/n's child from the future? I know it sounds crazy, but please listen. The family could run a DNA test or the child could walk up to Bruce in broad daylight and whisper, "Hello, flying rodent".

They won't reveal their name, so they're just called V.

During their time there Dick would be so tempted to ask about the future. Maybe not things specifically about his life because he knows they can't answer questions like that. But he'll ask just stupid questions like do cats have jetpacks or something? He'd also try to get to know his nephew. What they like, personality, etc.

Tim and Bruce would be poking at them on how they got here. Though Bruce probably had to take a moment to crack a smile for a split second. He was going to be a grandpa one day and the thought made him tear up. It's just happy news all around for him but he wouldn't dare show it.

Damian would be observing them closely and taking note of their outfit which looked to be something a hero would wear. Making him wonder what kinda of hero they were and if they were any good at fighting. Both Jason and Barbara just stood back from the situation. Babs is still in a bit of shock but is happy to hear that y/n was able to gain the domestic lifestyle she wanted.

y/n's child gives them a gist of how ended up here without giving names. Dick would notice V glancing around the cave and offer to give them a tour. They except of course. He takes note of how V doesn't seem into small talk but asks a lot of questions. The whole family picks up on how X asks a lot of questions about y/n. Their mother. It's odd and a bit worrying to Bruce, but the others just think that y/n didn't talk too much about her time as Batgirl.

Everything is relatively calm until y/n walks into the Batcave for her laptop. V's calm, almost stoic mood is dropped. Tim and Bruce see how V almost took a step forward, but reluctantly stood still. How V started rapidly blinking their eyes and struggling to look at y/n.

Dick would probably zoom up to y/n with a big smile, "Hey, Mama bird, did you get the diapers?" And y/n just gives him a confused, maybe even sacred look.

Everything is going fine. The family is working together on getting them to their time. Cool, yeah, whatever.

But what if there's just something that triggers V. It could be something that was said or asked that leads V and y/n to argue. It's not even arguing. It's just V spilling out grievances about their father and kind of insulting y/n.

"I can't believe you'd still defend him even before you met him. How rich."…"You didn't plan me, but Dad did and you were somehow okay with it? I was only there to keep you down, but what about the other two? Did you love them more because Dad didn't plan them?"…"Dad may have cared about you, but not us. You weren't a monster like him, but letting him get away with so much makes you just as guilty."…"You're both broken people. Maybe you two are meant to be."

V storms off and y/n retreats to her room. Everyone is dumbstruck by this sudden revolution.

Eventually, V does apologize to y/n. When she awkwardly accepts, they get misty-eyed because they really didn't mean to say any of that. They know how she doesn't take the apology, not entirely, and they feel like shit. They do care about their mom, despite all that they said.

When it's almost time for V to return back to the future they pull the whole family aside. Excluding y/n so she won't hear what they're going to say.

"As you guessed my Dad wasn't the best. Mom never talked about any of you and with Dad being a villain I could understand why. He's not a good person in general. Mom deserved better, so this time around try doing a better job. Don't let her slip away or be taken away. If I'm born then you know you failed."

This resonates with the family and brings up questions that won't be answered anytime soon. I could see this leading the family to become yandere or overprotective. Either one is fine because their efforts are futile.

If going down the Yandere route then I could see them becoming so overbearing that y/n runs from them. They control her life. Who she talks to, where she goes, what she does. She can't live like this and she runs away when given the chance.

If going down the protective route then it's slightly better than the Yandere one. At least in terms of their relationship. They pay extra attention to her and check up on her regularly until one day she just disappears.

In each route, They'd keep a close eye on any guy that has similar physical features (ex: hair, eyes). Since V has stated they look more like their father. When she does go missing they'll search high and low for her, but there isn't anything that would locate where she is. Her disappearance keeps them up at night for many years until a vaguely familiar person visits the manor.

They awkwardly introduce themself, "Hi, my name is..."

They failed.

If anyone wants to write about this idea then go ahead. Doesn't even have to be the Batfamily. I won't write about it unless asked. I'm just not married to the idea. It almost 2 in the morning I need sleep.

#batfamily x batsis #batfamily x reader #bruce wayne x daughter!reader #dick grayson x batsis #damian wayne x batsis #jason todd x reader #ramble ideas from no one #tim drake x reader #batsis reader #batsis imagine

[aha-chuu]

Obviously the Stellaron Hunters are an absolute bop already (Kafka giving Blade mind control therapy? Silver Wolf peacing out of the Xianzhou arc to play games?? Elio is a cat maybe???) but I do also love that some guy called "Sam" is also there, and that sounds really normal BUT:

Like, according to Blade's leaked voiceline about him, Sam "craves life" the same way Blade craves death.

When SW talks about Kafka and Blade doing the horror movie trope of waiting for someone in their house, she notes that "Sam wouldn't even give [his victim] the chance to get through the door", meaning he's apparently more ruthless than the murder psychos over there.

Sam was also the second or possibly first person Elio recruited!

He also managed to subdue and murder Blade at peak Mara power before Kafka could mind control him!

Blade describes Sam as a dude in armour, but SW calls him a metal man - is he a robot?? Is that why he "craves life"?

If so, is "Sam" an acronym? That's why his name is so dull? Not to bring to bring up Jetpack Joyride in 2023, but my sister pointed out they had a robot called "S.A.M: Strong Arm Machine".

If he is a robot, then it'd make sense that he and Kafka are the first two members recruited since Kafka probably can't hypnotise him and coup Elio. Though ig Elio knows she won't do that anyway cos of his ~future vision~

It's sorta hard rn to tell exactly what roles each member of the SH fulfill. Like, I thought Blade was the muscle, Kafka the diplomat, SW the hacker. You'd think a robot would take two of those roles but no dice huh.

According to leaks, Sam is a fire destruction character. So far every fire character has used machine weaponry (mostly lasers).

Most importantly: if Sam did carry sad sack of potatoes Bladie back to SH HQ, are we getting big robot man Svarog 2.0!?!?

#stellaron hunters #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr leaks #blade hsr #sam hsr #kafka #silver wolf #Elio

[blindmagdalena]

Also I'm sorry if I'm putting in too many ask. I don't know the rules from request a one-shot or headcannon versus just asking general questions lol.

Do you think Homelander likes to big the big spoon or little spoon?

Like, I can totally imagine him crawling onto his SOs lap after a stressful day and then just refusing to leave, like a pestering orange cat. I don't even think it'd matter much to him if they were smaller than him lol. He'd sit there interrupting whatever they were doing and be like, "pet me please and throw a blanket over us" lol.

you're all good darling! there's no laws here, i'm a flighty little spirit following inspiration as it comes.

oh he's SUUUCH a little spoon! and if they're smaller, we call that jetpacking. you can't tell me that man doesn't love being held. cradled securely against his s/o's chest, feeling their breath on his neck and their arms tight around him. what a dream!!

i think his favorite position to cuddle in would be an embrace, though. both on their sides and facing one another so that he can lay his head on their chest and snuggle in suffocatingly close.

rest in pieces if you're someone who struggles to sleep while cuddling, or tend to move around a lot at night. he will lock you firmly in place. and yes, regardless of what you're doing, if Homelander needs a cuddle, there's going to be a cuddle.

#noncon cuddling is always so fucking funny to me i'm sorry #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #homelander x reader #homelander headcanons #homelander x you

[alpheratz17]

Oh okay can I make a request for a drawing of Rouge The Bat, Amy Rose and Blaze the cat. With all of them flying with jetpacks on their backs?

Sorry this took me so long-

School is killing me ;-; and it took a long time to figure out how I wanted to place the characters(?) BUT HERE IT IS! Hope you like it ^^

#asks #sth #sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #blaze the cat #rouge the bat #my art

[lensman-arms-race]

Silly idea

You know how, when you pick an animal up and need to put it back down, you need to crouch down and set it on the ground gently? Unless it's a cat. Cats actually prefer it if you just loosen your arms and let them sort themselves out.

What if that's also true of TVs (when picked up by Titans or large units)? Cameras and Speakers need to be set down, but if you're holding a TV you can just let go of them and they'll teleport to the floor.

Any Camera or Speaker visitors to the TV Titan's hangar are advised to wear jetpacks. The Titan is used to picking up its engineers and just dropping them wherever, and sometimes forgets that you can't do that with a Camera or a Speaker.

(Yes, I'm totally thinking of that comic with the woman dropping the dog because she's used to cats, haha. I can't remember who made it.)

#skibidi toilet