[ sets the kitchen on fire ]
hoseok : shit we need an adult!!
jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT
hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck
jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG
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Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.
Hoseok: Starfruit?
Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.
Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.
Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.
Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.
Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.
Taehyung: Green bean!
Jungkook: Lemons!
Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.
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{based on a true story}
Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*
Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?
Jungkook:
Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*
Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.
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interviewer: what would you like to say to those who doubted your success?
namjoon: i hope they can see where i am now and believe in themselves too.
yoongi: how does my entire ass taste, bitches?
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bts: *messes up the choreo*
hoseok: *glares*
the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*
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Jungkook: *fucks up*
Namjoon: *glares at him*
Jungkook: :(
Namjoon: ...fine I forgive you
The rest of bts: \(°o°)/
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Uhgood
This song is for the people who struggle with self-identity and finding a place where they belong to. While society is telling you to embrace yourself and stop comparing yourself to others, you fail to do so. You know you’re all you need but still, you keep pushing yourself and try to find that ideal self, shaped by societal expectations. There are many nights full of self-disappointment and self-doubt. Moments of questioning your past decisions and overthinking them once again. The self-blame for not doing better lingers deeply in your mind and doesn’t leave. In those times of feeling disconnected from the world and failing to see the purpose of your existence, this song becomes a source of comfort. Namjoon makes you feel understood through his lyrics. He sits next to you and tells you that it’s okay to feel lost and lonely. Even though those emotions are often considered as negative, it‘s better to acknowledge the truth instead of pretending to be something you aren’t. Listening to “Uhgood“ feels like Namjoon reaching out, holding your hand, and assuring you that being average on some days is part of the journey toward becoming the best version of yourself. Rainy and dark days don’t define your future. As long as you don’t give up on yourself, you will reach your real self.
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In 2025
Namjoon:
Jin:
Yoongi:
Jimin:
Taehyung:
Jungkook:
Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?
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Them as ND things I do
A/N:( This is just crack, I'm not making any assumptions about them or anyone else)
Jin: waiting for an answer to a question, and then realizing I never actualy asked the question
Yoongi: cracking my knuckles/fingers with increasing intensity til people think I'm gonna break them
Hobi: refusing to wear anything other than oversized hoodies/sweaters
Namjoon: Forgetting to drink water all day and then chugging half a liter in one go to "catch up".
Jimin: Singing the same, singular line of a song on repeat for hours
Taehyung: Speaking almost entirely in memes & tv/film quotes
Jungkook: The time I was finger-drum stimming to hard and bruised my hand
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Y/n: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Hoseok: I have a gun on that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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namjoon : jungkook's late again
jimin : i woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11
tae : i wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12
hoseok : i set his clock to PM when it's AM
namjoon : you all may have overdone it
[ jungkook brusts through the door ]
jungkook : WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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Namjoon: Has anyone seen Jungkook?
Hoseok: I think he went into Jimin's room "studying".
Yoongi: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Jimin's room*
Jimin and Jungkook, fighting:
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[Jimin laying in Jungkook’s lap while Jungkook is playing video games]
Jungkook: has anyone told you you’re really annoying?
Jimin: what? no.. :(
Jungkook: good, I’m not in the mood to fight anyone right now
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hoseok: i'm sending good vibes your way. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them.
yoongi:
yoongi: this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.
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