Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get.
Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others.
Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur
Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice
i wish i was an abstract concept
Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek.
Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl
Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife
Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop
Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way
Feng Xin: When you order man from wish
Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity.
Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda
Quan Yizhen: I'm a person
Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone
Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face
Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay
Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms."
(Source)
190 notes
·
View notes
Well they just announced 13 new DMBJ movies are currently in the making
113 notes
·
View notes
what is it with all of these married DILFs showing up in heavily queer coded roles recently. why did God tell them to do that for me
100 notes
·
View notes
Ballerina
Movies watched in 2023
Ballerina (2023, South Korea)
Director & Writer: Lee Chung Hyun
Mini-review:
I'm a huge fan of Jeon Jong Seo and I enjoyed The Call very much, so I was really looking forward to Ballerina, her second collaboration with director Lee Chung Hyun. Thankfully, it didn't disappoint. It's sleek and visually stunning, and Jeon Jong Seo more than rises up to the challenge. She definitely has what it takes to be an action movie star. Tbh, the script and the story are much weaker and unoriginal than in The Call, but Lee Chung Hyun clearly knows how to direct the hell out of an action scene. Also, the movie is pretty short, so it goes straight to the point and it never gets boring. Anyway, I hope these two keep collaborating, cause so far they've been on fire together.
P.S. There's quite a lot of triggering content, and I recommend looking up some warnings before watching.
91 notes
·
View notes
RIP Ota Losna, you would've loved spinny chairs
22 notes
·
View notes
I’m watching the Korean version of “Designated Survivor” for the first time. Based on the first episode, it’s…surprisingly better? It follows the story of the original show, but it felt like the Korean team had a better grasp of the story than the Americans. What I mean is:
1) Park Mu-Jin feels more thought out than Tom Kirkman. In this version, you just had a feeling that this guy should NOT be President. Which is not a bad thing, it’s a sign of good character development. Mu-Jin is a good man and extremely intelligent…but he’s clumsy, has severe anxiety, and has no political sense. Don’t get me wrong, Kiefer Sutherland was good, but I never really saw him as the helpless underdog (maybe it’s because I couldn’t see him as anything but Jack Bauer). In the Korean version, you just feel extremely sorry for this guy and that South Korea is screwed under his leadership.
2) The seamless transition to Korean politics. You just get a sense that the Korean team knew how to make their version of the show work. The move from discussing Muslim terrorism to North Korea/the Korean War doesn’t feel forced at all. While not necessarily an improvement on the original, it shows that the writers were thinking hard about how to handle the change in setting and politics.
(Side note: The fear that the Koreas are going to go to war is a LOT scarier than the turmoil in the original show, imo)
3) The slower pace led to better characterization, especially for Park Mu-Jin (see above).
Overall, great first episode.
28 notes
·
View notes
Pingxie Exchange 2023
*taps the mic* Is this thing on?
So, time got a little away from me and I have abruptly realized that it's that time of year again. I wanted to put out a little post to gauge whether or not there is enough interest to run this exchange again this year. But I realize that time is of the essence if I want to get this up and off the ground any time soon.
So! How about a poll?
I also had a vague thought of perhaps adding videos as an option for what you can create for a recipient and adding the DMBJ mobile game as an option the way the Time Raiders movie is an option (i.e., you can choose it but it can't be your only option). So if you could sound off in the replies if either of those would be of interest to you, that would be appreciated. ^_^
Thanks, everyone!
72 notes
·
View notes
not nearly enough gifs of XIAO HUA (7/∞)
id in alt text!
95 notes
·
View notes