I hate when I get obsessed with multiple things at once because it's like "oh no, I spent all my free time playing Yugioh, I was supposed to waste the afternoon thinking about what Thanksgiving was like at the Jigsaw Killers' place :("
You claim our community is incredibly walkable, and use this to completely brush off any complaints about thr parking situation and infact claim that students don't need cars. Yet for some reason, your on-campus house has a 3 car garage.
In front of you is a list of errands. If you can complete them all in a single day and without the use of a vehicle, you get to live. However, if you run out of time or do use a vehicle, then every written complaint any student has ever written will be launched at you like a ninja star
i'm going to open up a nursery but for all the little fucked up horror babies. easerhead baby, tiny jigsaw puppet, rosemary winters, silent hill god fetus, outlast fake baby, and pt sink baby all lined up in identical pink cribs for nap time
okay billy, i want to play a game. i am going to leave the room for 1 hour. before you, you see a marshmallow. if i come back in an hour and the marshmallow is still there, you will get a second marshmallow. but if you eat it, you only get one marshmallow. the choice is yours, billy. the clock is ticking.