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hey dani you know how roaches look ugly and innocent AND THEN they start flying!?? lmao how do you think javier would handle a roach inside the house?

PLEASEEEEEE BABY AJDNSNDNSNS i laughed a lot when i read this sbdndbdnd

mkay lemme just say roaches are awful and they're monsters okay yes thanks

Look, he's a man of the 20th century, okay? he's modern but not really

so he wanting to play macho? yeah he does that sometimes, it's in him, he's a protector okay leave him alone

it's late, it's a summer night, it's one of those nights in which you have to open every window in the house bc Jesus Christ it's so HOT

you're in the kitchen getting water to take to the bedroom, Javier is in the bathroom getting ready for bed, he's brushing his teeth when he hears it

"Fuck, FUCK! JAVIER!"

your scream of his name, a screech and glass breaking

his mind: RUN ASSHOLE SHE'S DYING

"WHA?" he still has the toothbrush hanging from his mouth, toothpaste foam around his lips, brows deeply furrowed, he rushes shoeless from the bathroom to the kitchen ready to fight, DEA agent training kicking in

he finds you standing in the entrance of the kitchen, shoulders UP and neck HIDDEN and holding yourself by the arms, he reaches for you bc you're looking at something inside the kitchen with FEAR and CONCERN and he thinks about every possible attack scenario before you say

"there's a roACH there"

"what?"

"Javi there's a roACH thereeee"

he wants to laugh but he sees you so frightened he just raises his eyebrows at you

"okay?"

"KILL IT!!!"

he turns to the kitchen, looks at the floor, there's glass and water around and one large cockroach just standing there

Javier turns back and walks towards the bathroom, saying nothing

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" you gasp-scream behind him

he spits the toothpaste foam and grabs a hand towel and walks back

"give me your slipper" he raises his hand, you do it and he walks into the kitchen carefully, he's still shoeless and there's glass all over the place

you're just looking at him and he's actually nervous, you don't know it but he HATES, he DESPISES bugs, any bug, literally anything that crawls, he doesn't accept their existence and hates that he HAS to kill them himself... you're scared? baby he's ANXIOUS

Javier tries to throw the towel on top of it

he fails

it FLIES

YOURE SCREAMING

AND

HES YELLING

what is he even saying? something along the lines of "PUTA MADRE PINCHE CUCARACHO" or similar

look, he can deal with crawling things, yes he hates them

BUT IT FLIES!!!!!!!

"fucking hell, i hate this shit" hes mumbling while he picks up the towel and looks for the roach while covering his head with an arm, he gets a glimpse of you covering your face with your hands

the roach lands on the counter and

SWAT

"close the fucking windows" he says while padding out of the kitchen

you spread your hand over your face and open one eye to him, he's mumbling something in spanish while walking into the bedroom

once he closes the door you look at the mess in the kitchen and start laughing

"STOP THAT!" he yells at you from the room

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