#jikook just jikooking nbd

[whysojiminimnida]

WELL I SEE IT'S TIME TO TALK TATTOOS AGAIN

Holy cats, hoes mad:

I just adore Black&White KM, don't you? Honestly, never yells at me no matter how often I steal their pics, they give out freebies at concerts, they're respectful -- if you're gonna make a living off photographing famous people, do it like they do. Honestly. So they're in Qatar doing their whole job and hoes losing their shit all over the internet, apparently, all because a certain JM is darker. STILL.

This is not a brand new development.

Y'ALL HE DID THIS MONTHS AGO WHY ARE WE JUST NOW FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT?

This is at LAST YEAR'S GRAMMYS Y'ALL:

And completely unedited, unretouched, the JM was darker enough then that I did a whole post about it.

I MEAN DAMN have we not gone over this, like, several times? (In case you're new to this house elf situation we have here, yes. YES WE HAVE.) We have talked about Jungkook's tattoos at GREAT LENGTH. Well, I have, as far back as a while ago, most recently along about here but also here and here and here and several other places. There is zero tag organization in this house, I don't know what else to tell you.

Anywho Jungkook's tats do not, as nearly as I can tell, mean this:

Because, like the nice graphic above says that I just edited, THIS IS FAN-MADE BULLSHIT. I dunno who made it but I suspect the addition of the J upset some folk enough to need to make JeiKei's motivation anything OTHER than Jimin. Because, as we know, he started out with his ink like this:

Yes, that is a pic someone ripped off. I don't like using it. But it's what we have, and it's years later, and it's been out there for a long time, don't shoot. But I have expounded more than once on why it makes NO SENSE to GO BACK LATER to add one letter to a near-complete hand piece. It doesn't. And that A is not, never has been, a V. In Korea you can go literally anywhere and see Samsung logos, Shilla hotel logos, and of course Jimin's dad's cafe' all using that stylized A with no crossbar.

And I think it's pretty clear what JK thinks the JM means. It means Jimin. Ji Min. JM. DUH. And just like his "rather be dead than cool / make hay while the sun shines" crossword ON HIS ARM, he has a crossword on his hand. A very obvious crossword. Who he loves is written for all of us to see: ARMY, and JM. And lest I forget about that crown:

It's THE SAME CROWN. Wanna go one better but likely utter fanfiction, you could even go heart-arrow-crown like so: 💜 > 👑... ... and make that story work. It actually makes more sense than one J for four people and four letters for three. But we're not here for that. Occam's Razor tells us that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one, and the simplest explanation is the one that's got bitches tearing their hair out. Because THEY KNOW. They KNOW that JM means Jimin, and they HATE IT. (And so what, to quote JeiKei directly. We're gonna talk about fan hate today, too, just... not in this post).

MEANWHILE JUNGKOOK is always showing us his hand, too, have you noticed? Ever since he got the tattoos, but I think more in the last year. It's gotten really pronounced since the PTD dates.

Jeon Jungkook does what Jeon Jungkook wants, and what he wants is for us to pick up what he's been throwing down since, oh, FOREVER but even more recently. Like, it's NOTICEABLE, the way he gets that tattoo in frame at every opportunity. I'll run out of image space before he runs out of ways to show us his touched-up hand.

Yeah. I think the fanmade bullshit has been exposed for what it is. Some of us have known it all along, but even if you're baby Army and you accidentally got stuck watching a lot of comic sans rainbow font youtube garbage (or got up on the wrong side of stan twt), there's no shame in that. I ain't even mad. I'm just happy you're here. Jeon-Park house elves, how we doin'?

#jungkook tattoo #jungkook tattoos #jeikei's tattoos #those damn hand tattoos again #here we go #jikook just jikooking nbd #must be 2022 in the jeon park house #hand tattoos #hand tattoos and ring placement #we didn't even talk about ring placement #jkjm #jmjk #kookmin #minggukie supremacy #jimin #jungkook #jeikei #jk #must be 2022 in qatar

[shellbells-things]

Since we are all missing Jikook, here is a random assortment of “WOW that really happened” moments for your viewing pleasure.

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Jimin was handcrafted for Jungkook (and they displayed this in the HYBE museum 😵‍💫)

Such a sweet sentiment, in front of reporters..with no honorifics….yep.

Oops. Dang cameras ruining the mood.

That grunt though……🫣

Super boyfriend of him to use nothing but Jungkook inspiration photos for his hoodie, just sayin’….

The “They want to kiss so bad duo” from BTS

This was….so obvious. Look at them.

I love you…in front of everyone. Look at how serious he is.

A zoomed in shot of a famous cuddle. This gives me 🦋🦋🦋

This entire live was just 👀

There are so many OMG moments with Jikook. I could go on all day. But for now, this will help to fill the Jikook shaped hole in my soul.

Blessings!

Shellbell

#jikook just jikooking nbd #jikook #minkook #kookmin #jimin #jungkook #jikook spot the couple

[ihidemydemons20]

BTS Members: This flying yoga pose is for couples! ☺️

Also BTS Members: Jimin and Jungkook should do it together even though they’re not on the same team!

#jikook #bts #jeon jungkook #park jimin #bangtan sonyeondan #bts army #jikook jikook they jikooked they out here jikooking the jikookery #jikook just jikooking nbd

[talaalao]

I seriously miss the sun& moon duo

#jikook #jikook just jikooking nbd #minkook #bts jikook #bangtan #jimin #jeon jungkook #jungkook #park jimin #bts jimin #bts jungkook

[mrs-monaghan]

"So off he goes to what he thinks is still Jimin's room (he cheated/helped Jimin to get this room btw, but that's an analysis for another day)"

Can that day also be today? 😳

😌😌

Anon is quoting this post.

In the soop season 2 episode 1.

Let us begin. Jhope asks to find out which members will be partiers for the duration of their stay there

Vminhopekook, the 4 members who love to hang out together end up being team party party, of course

Off the members go to their respective houses. So when Vminhopekook get to house C, Jimin who wants the best room for himself stealthily runs upstairs

Unfortunately for him, he gets busted 🤣🤣🤣

So Jimin has no choice but to come back down with his stuff and he gathers everyone around

But then instead of waiting for people to gather, he goes back upstairs to that room he wants.

Remember when I mentioned in the other post about Jikook and how they always keep an eye on the cameras?

I believe they turn them off quite often too 🤭 Anyway, Jimin really likes the room.

He really, really wants this room

Even editors get it. Jimin wanted this room before he even saw how nice it was. For this I believe he wanted this room because it's upstairs far from the rest and therefore isolated. Why he would want this kind of privacy, who knows? I can't think of a single reason why 😌😌

Moving on swiftly, he goes back downstairs so they can pick rooms and its decided JK doesn't need to play. He can just pick one of the downstairs rooms coz he has Bam. Which he does.

So Vhopemin are left to play rock, paper, scissors

Keep in mind Jimin sucks at this game. He is known as the member with the worse streak from losing many games, yes. But also RPS. Especially RPS. So they play the first time and they all end up doing rock

This is the part you want anon. Time stamp: 21:53

JK shows Jimin "rock"

I just now realised Jhope also saw 😂😂😂 so they go one more round and guess who does rock and wins?

That's right. JK who had stepped away immediately asks;

Keep in mind he's not in the room. All he heard was shouting. But the first person he asks about is Jimin. Why? 🤭🤭

Because he gave him the answer and wanted to know if it worked 😌 He needed to know which would be their other room So! happy Mimi runs upstairs with a happy "weeeeeeeeee"

Very happy to have the room he had his sights on from jump.

In conclusion: Jeon Jungkook loves Park Jimin. The end

I absolutely love, love, looooove when Jikook cheat to be with eo or for eo. It's just... it's everything guys. Just couple things, nbd 😌

#jikook is so real #ask shaz #bts ask #jikook #bts #jimin and jungkook #kookmin #minkook #jimin #jungkook #park jimin #jeon jungkook #jikook analysis #in the soop #ITS Jikook

[mjjikooker1025]

I dare say….NONE of these is a Coincidence..

Jikook first ever selca is April 19, 2013. Latest Selca is from today, April 19, 2022.

Jimin is a smart person. He definitely knows what he’s doing when he posted this recent jikook selca in IG. I dare say, everything he does is thought of ahead of time and surely isn’t a coincidence.

#jikook #kookmin #jikook just jikooking nbd

[tender-hobi]

Just blocking every fucking jikooker in the jungkook tag nbd

#like Jimin and jungkook friendship? absolutely! #but turning everything into romance between them like a delusional Larry shipper? gross!! #go away! #if you ship them romantically unfollow me!!!!!! #block me!!!! I don’t wanna see your posts either!!!!

[teenage-sihlouettes]

#jikook #kookmin #jungkook #jimin #just... sittin here cryin nbd

[jikook-love]

Hi, First of all: I love your blog, you are amazing and I am a jikook trash (with proud lol) So, I have a question, if jikook weren't doing laundry, why Jimin wanted to talk about how late they went to sleep? Isn't a little stupid talking about the subject if they were doing "other things"?

ok let’s get ready for some bs theory leggo >:D

Yeah I noticed it too and it seemed like they were talking about something else and it was a really random cut (perhaps along the lines of a convo like “did you see whatever last night or what’d you do last night”) And Jimin just happened to mention “Weren’t we the ones to stay up the latest?”, just casually nbd. So they checked. Asked what time. Ok 3-4 am fine. Whatever just a day in a bro’s life. Normal questions you’ve been asked and genuinely answer without thinking much. (e.g. “YOOO I STAYED UP UNTIL LIKE 3 AM WATCHING ANIME SO MUCH REGRETS LOLOLOL” so nbd. people disclose their late night activities all the time.)

 But it was Hoseok who made a big deal out of it with “WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING WHY.” as if it truly didn’t make sense for them to stay up that late. And surprisingly, it was Jungkook who replied not even Jimin and as soon as he did the entire group just had this wave of massive understanding wash over them which was the sketchy part (as referred to in my other post XD). Like wouldn’t they haven noticed all their clothes were clean? Or why did they not question the time the laundry was being done?

 tl;dr WHY IS DOING LAUNDRY AT 3 AM A REASONABLE EXPLANATION I DON’T GET IT. 

If someone pulled that shiet on me I’d be like “dudes. why the fuq are you doing laundry at 3 am? on our vacation. like chill and get some rest yo wtf.” they literally could’ve done while they were cooking or anything that had that long evening. or done it in the morning idk. unless this a korean thing? IDK. I DON’T GET IT. 

hoseok’s rxn was weird--he kind of hit jeon and jeon lowkey defended himself. and den fuqing kim namjoon had to say he heard the sound of the washing machine and i’m like >.> yeah ok bruh. 

anyways they played it off real nice but unless jungkook truly is obsessed with laundry...i got no other explanation LOL.

#or or or they were doing some other sketchy acts #like going late illegal night clubbing in hawaii or something #that is also plausible idk #ask #Anonymous

[whysojiminimnida]

Sorry Jesus but all You’re getting out of me is Sunday school today. Because the Jeon-Park household is LIT

And also, lit.

I genuinely have to observe my personal belief system this morning but when I tell y’all I drove my ass to church where I remain sitting in a parking lot watching a janky Twitch stream….

I’m looking a little sus right now but I do it for the Jeon-Parks, a Hobi (there’s always a Hobi) and y’all I HAVE THINGS TO SAY.

See you after church. Missed you all! 😘

#i’m back #again #here we go #must be 2022 in Qatar #jungkook #jimin #jikook #kookmin #jikook just jikooking nbd #jeon park house elves how we doing #minkook #also a whole park jimin exists #and a jeon Jungkook #there’s always a hobi

[whysojiminimnida]

OH MY GOD CALM DOWN JEEZ

People still losing their shit over this

and with good reason I might add, I have spoken on it already *coughbetweenroundscough* but the naysayers are saying NAY very horsily, more like "neigh loud enough and it won't be true" which: points for the coping mechanism, denial is a powerful tool, use it as needed but REALLY? At some point it's gotta be sinking in.

"BUT HE WAS IN BUSAN"

No shit, Sherlock. Y'all act like he wasn't there for Jimin's Live and a train can't get to Busan in four hours. Trust and believe that it can. It's 2:15 on the high speed rail that is usually closed at that time of night unless you're BTS. But even if he went earlier...

... you can be assured that the jeonparkery was going, is going, will go and already done went DOWN.

It went down so hard that the hyung of all hyungs had to address it:

I love Korean and its lack of reasoned pronouns. He meant "everyone will think we're on bad terms but none of us are because we're all cool. So cool."

MEETINGS HAVE BEEN HELD. This has been a Topic Of Meetings. ARMY opinions, "anti-shipper" and TKK opinions are considered Valuable Factors for marketing because of their dollar signs, and it was addressed as recently as yesterday. Totally unrelated, traveling separately is a great way to deflect suspicion and enhance security, not that anyone would think otherwise. ANYWAY.

THEY READ US. BTS READS US. They do. I cannot tell you how many times I've been told "Yeah so Hobah says ARMY's on their bullshit again", like.... Y'ALL. I HEAR THIS WEEKLY. And in case the bajillion posts didn't clue you in, Hoseok hangs with Jimin almost daily. They are close in a way that, I hate to even say it, Taehyung and Jimin are not. Not anymore.

He did post though.

I mean he didn't say "bro" or anything so it isn't romantic but... don't get any crazy ideas, they're fine. They're just fine, fine, fine. Sing it with me, they're fiiiine... kinda. I'm actually addressing the maknae line in a series that may have to take a back seat to Busan this week. The lines at Magnate are OUT THE DOOR (photo stolen from twt user pjmdata who is there, unlike me but very like Kev and X)

And naturally some elements just have to go and step on normal human boundaries and insert themselves into every situation:

It's not as big a deal as it looks. Kev saw it and says it's actually one of those oversized poster-type digital ads in a station, people sneeze as they walk past it and don't even look because the rest of Busan is rightfully INSANE, lining up at the Jeon Park Tribute Wall and everything. I'm told it's an entire Jiminfest over there right now. That's gotta be chapping some asses.

So, listen. The Jeon-Parks are doing well. Happy, as much as any closeted gay couple in a massive media frenzy can be. It's not easy spending years of your twenties dodging the press and the cameras and the fans you love so you don't get outed. Jungkook in particular, never a lie-down-and-take-it kind of guy (ahem, as far as we know), is having a rough time with the Golden Closet. Films or no films. Maybe personal films, I'm not judging.

It's a beautiful sunny day in FloriDUH and I'm off to see my only daughter for the first time in a solid year so cut me a break, willya, I'll update as I have the inclination but yeah. I think we may have a coming out before I expected it. We'll see. I LOVE YOU GUYS, LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOUUUUUU /rosebowl /fireworks

I'm out. Carry on.

#jimin #jungkook #must be 2022 in the jeon park house #jeon parks jeonparking nbd #also a whole park jimin exists #and a jeon jungkook #busan #yet to come #jikook #jikook just jikooking nbd #kookmin #jmjk

[whysojiminimnida]

I dunno y’all I literally posted while boarding a plane so either this thirsty ho Koo is where you can see him or not

Maybe this is a double post. Maybe it isn’t. Maybe American Airlines Wi-Fi can kiss my ass. LOOK AT THIS CONTACT LENS OUT BITCH

Why he do us like this does he know what time it is?

He knows. He absolutely knows.

Happy birthday bro RIGHT RIGHT as IF

I don’t believe you, Jeon. You’re between rounds is what. I don’t care how much you lie about too much rehearsal.

I have the utmost faith in your vocal technique and your ability to post come-hither vids but you don’t sound like THAT without reasons unrelated to being a professional singer two days before a concert.

That is all. Ahem.

#he is a whole exhibitionist #guaranteed the lady next to me wishes she wasn’t reading my phone right now #fun with travel for me #more fun for the jeon parks #jeon park house elves how we doin #happy Jimin day indeed #happy birthday jimin #jimin #jungkook #jikook #jikook just jikooking nbd #kookmin #also a whole park jimin exists #jeon jungkook #Jeon Jungkook does what Jeon Jungkook wants goddammit

[whysojiminimnida]

Flying Yoga OR No, We're Not Breathing, Thank You

My merciful heavens.

Flexibility is key to any successful endeavor or SOMETHING HELL IDK IDK I JUST SHOW UP AND BLOG OKAY

Stretching your eyes, Jungkookie?

Can't blame him really, blame the placement assignments have you even seen Park Jimin's ass? It has its own weather system, it is worth appreciating.

Don't do that, sir.

Just.... stop. It's NOT FAIR.

One day I will do a whole post on how Jungkook has a three-year habit of placing his JM tattoo for maximum visibility at any angle near a camera but today is not that day because he is very distracting and really please do not be mad at me for just objectifying the hell out of this man I'll deal with it in another blog post but come ON I feel like he is a little bit aware of his assets, don't you agree?

The Jeon-Parks reduce me to incoherent run-on rambles, is all I'm actually saying.

STAAAHHHHPPP

I'm sorry too, Jimin. Really, sort of, a little bit. Maybe.

#run bts #flying yoga #good lord #send help #jimin #jungkook #jikook #kookmin #jikook just jikooking nbd #also a whole park jimin exists #and a jeon jungkook #jmjk #the jeon parks #must be 2022 at the jeon park house #jeon parks jeonparking nbd

[whysojiminimnida]

Every Year Y'all, EVERY YEAR

You cannot put the Jeon-Park men in a room with The Fact Music Awards. I mean you CAN but you are gonna, inevitably, get this:

It's so "come on, baby" of Jimin. So "no you're the prettiest man, YOU go first" of Kook. I honestly don't think they NOTICE what they're doing anymore. This is not boyfriends, kids. This is husbands behavior. This is long term, we gay we fucking we married we are each other's person and sole priority behavior. Cue the click-clack and the clomp-clomp of matchy matchy couple shit. Also: MY GOD ALL THAT HAIR. Also also: HANDS ON WAISTS Also also also: we STAN a Yoongi, The Unbothered King. You know Namjoon was gonna talk and so backstage went like "Look. I always get stuck in the middle but this is an untenable situation. Someone else is gonna - NOT YOU SEOKJIN - someone else is gonna have to - um, Hobi, no, need you to reign in the heterosexuals - um, shit, Yoongi, it's your turn."

And so Yoongi got in the Amazing Hair Line and went "what? I look fantastic, let my dongsaengs live" and so it went. I'm awake now.

#tmas #the fact music awards #jikook just jikooking nbd #jimin #jungkook #jikook #kookmin #bts #the jeon parks #jeonparking the tmas again as per usual #yoongi looks beautiful btw #hobi and the heterosexuals would be a killer band name

[whysojiminimnida]

Just Jeon-Parks Jeonparking the TMAs, NBD

AUBURN JIMIN Y'ALL WHAT DID I TELL YOU

I'd tell you that it's time to play Spot the Couple but I think we're all a little bit past that, aren't we? Grown ass adults and all?

That's... not the lineup order, gentlemen. Yoongi in the middle, as agreed....

Oh well just fuck a lineup order and have a conversation, then. Because it's not like you can't flirt discuss later, alone, at HOME....

Also all this long hair is KILLING ME and Namjoon was up in there talking about "we miss you we wanna see you, touch you, FEEL YOU" like... someone get that man a cue card. He knew what he was doing and I apologize for not grabbing a screenshot because he was very pretty indeed.

I swear to all the gods of Biker Gays and Passenger Gays there was a line order for ten seconds and Yoongi was in fact in the middle. For ten seconds.

It didn't hold up, though, as the couple saunters gaily off the stage. First award, I think, although I admit it was prior to 6 AM my time and I had tried to stay awake and kinda failed at times. I'll keep watching. For research and support reasons, despite the shenanigans and evil "oops they ain't coming to a red carpet, our bad" bullshit and the fact that my cat is literally trying to EAT JIMIN off my Weverse and making me edit badly. Ruining screenshots and everything. Tell him he's a pretty kitty, the cutest and most handsome next to his namesake so he'll GET OFF ME DAMN 666------------------++++++++

#the fact music awards #100822 #jikook just jikooking nbd #must be 2022 in the jeon park house #jeon parks jeonparking nbd #jeonparking the tmas again as per usual #they bring it to you every ball #bts #jimin #biker gay jeikei #auburn jimin #jungkook #the jeon parks #jikook #kookmin #oh look i'm blogging again

[whysojiminimnida]

Jimin Spills the Tea.... KINDA

I mean let's be honest Jungkook spilled it first.

WE BEEN KNEW KIDS

But here comes Jimin just in case we didn't catch that while he was literally in the next room off that kitchen

"Happy birthday to our/my dongsaeng" (not JUST your dongsaeng amirite but cool go on go on) AND HE IS BLOWING OUT CANDLES AND NOT WEARING HIS WEVERSE PJS

And oh also btw Hobi came by

That is Gay Code for "I was there, I took pictures, you ain't got any because We Don't Do Things That Way In The Jeon-Park House but look, I am a nice person, I will show you THEIR NOSES" That's not actually code of any kind, is it? HE JUST DID THAT. While Koo over here closing stuff out with Magic Shop and Jimin-jimin-jimining and OH HEY G2G WHY ARE THERE EXTRA BOTTLES OF BOOZE ON THIS TABLE HUH NO IDEAAAA

Seokjin was IN ON IT and also, that poor cake

Bonus JeiKei is a lil bit gluten intolerant these days which might explain that whole "NO RAMEN FOR YOU" husbandry we saw outta Jimin on RUN but annnnyyyyway

Guess we know who he didn't see. ALSO

That's just mean. Mine hasn't even shipped yet.

#i'm in school now y'all holy shit #googie day 2022 #must be 2022 at the jeon park house #the jeon parks #me myself and jungkook #jeon jungkook does what jeon jungkook wants goddammit #3j #3j birthday plus a jin #kim seokjin is an instigator and i love him for it #park jimin is a little demon and i love him the most #jeon jungkoooook #jeon parks just jeonparking nbd #jikook #jikook just jikooking nbd