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padfootspuppy · 6 hours ago
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Remus: *walks in to find lily bubble wrapped and James pointing a sword at him*
Remus: wha-
James: IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT LILY AND MINI ME FROM ANY HARM
James: I. SHALL. NOT. FAIL.
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marauders--4ever · a day ago
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Sirius: That is the tenth time he asked her out today
Remus: Twelve to be exact
Remus: And I am not going to stop him
Peter: *a bit behind* PRONGSSSS
James: *getting hit by Lily* Ow E-Ow Evans Sto-Ow Stop e-ow Evansssss ouch
Lily: *keeps hitting him* You get that for disturbing me while I am in the damn library
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moonyswaffle · 3 months ago
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Sirius: You know, James gives Lily flowers everyday...
Remus: And?
Sirius: It would be very heart-touching if you would do the same
~nExT dAy~
Remus: *gives Lily flowers*
Lily: o.O ummm???
Remus: I uh, I am as confused as you are
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my-little-bit-of-magic · 5 months ago
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Baby Harry: PAFOO. I LOVE YOU UNCLE PAFOO
Sirius: I- thanks, kid. I love you too
Sirius *holding Harry out to Lily*: Make another one.
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starsandmoonys · a year ago
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James: Why do you love me though, Lils?
Lily: You know I married you for your money and status, right?
James:
Remus: Yeah, Lily and I saw two pureblood idiots on our first day of school.
Lily: and we were like, "This is convenient."
Remus: and the plan worked.
James and Sirius:
Lily and Remus: *high fives*
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prongsandprongslet · 10 months ago
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In the afterlife
Regulus: I heard Sirius is in Azkaban, is that true?
James: Yeah, for something he didn't do.
Regulus: What didn't he do?
James: Run fast enough.
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accio-barricade · 2 months ago
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Lily: I'm a moderate, peaceful, woman.
Remus: You threw a chair at James that other day.
Lily: Yes, which was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at him.
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moonysloverboy · 2 months ago
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lily: men disgust me
james: but not me right?
lily:
james: right?
lily:
james: right lils?????
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moonysteaa · 3 months ago
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ah yes, it’s october, the month of pain, a rat betraying his friends, death and hot chocolate ❤️
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whataloadofqueers · 3 months ago
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james : we are the marauders
lily : and lily
james : don't worry, you're a maurauder too love
lily : no thanks, i'd rather not be associated with you four
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lunaaaalovegreat · 10 months ago
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Till Forever Falls Apart - Ashe & FINNEAS
This song is just Jily
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padfootspuppy · 3 months ago
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Snape: WTF-
Snape: I thought this was a fuck James convention
Lily: no
Regulus: it’s a ✨fuck✨ James convention
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mysteriousmarauders · 9 months ago
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Teenage Marauders: *Spend their time making a super cool map that helps them and later generations that attend Hogwarts*
Teenage Snape: *Spends his time creating a spell that could fucking murder someone*
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moonypaddy · 5 months ago
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*2am at Godric's Hollows*
Lily: Sometimes I wish we could just leave everything behind and move to another country
James: Oh c'mon Lilypads you don't mean that
*Someone opens the front door*
Sirius: LILY! JAMES! MOONY'S IN A MISSION AND I CAN'T SLEEP. WILL YOU PLEASE CUDDLE ME?
Lily:
James: Maybe really far away like in Asia?
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my-little-bit-of-magic · 3 months ago
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James: Oh shit. Where’d it go???
Lily: Wait what are you looking for?
James: It! The uh… the thing. You know
James: *gestures randomly*
Lily: The… hip thrust, stomach ache, angel, round object…?
Lily: OH our son??? He’s with Sirius.
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okayloki345 · 9 days ago
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remus: WE’RE HOME
remus: *smells air* erm.. sirius is there something burning?
sirius: just my desire for you ;)
james: *muffled whimper*
remus: hi ja…
lily: HE IS ON FIRE
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prongsandprongslet · 10 months ago
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Sirius: I cannot believe I'm not famous! Look at my outfit!!! Look at my hair!!! Look at this smile!!!
Remus: *without looking up* Sirius, you're a wanted criminal.
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starsandmoonys · a year ago
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Lily: Make his dick hard not his life
Sirius: Break his bed not his heart
James: Play with her boobs not her feelings
Remus: Get on his dick not his nerves
Regulus: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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aeraxenia · 8 months ago
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jily headcanon
i see a lot of people talking about how harry totally got his obliviousness from james and as much as i love that idea, i just can't stop thinking...
what if lily was the oblivious one?
like what if james constantly read into everything too much ("she DOUBLE WINKED at me, moony! she's probably already planning our wedding!!" "mate, winking with both eyes is called blinking and she wasn't even looking at you") but lily was absolutely blind to all of it? lily evans, who james asked out multiple times and saw him and his not-so-subtle pining every day for like 3 years and was still surprised when he admitted reciprocating her feelings for him in 7th year?
just... the idea of lily writing off james and his propositions as a joke. because of course he didn't actually fancy her, right? he was so stuck in his little world all the time, and he was never not joking, and they didn't always get along anyway, so it couldn't be real. and by the start of 6th year, literally everyone knew james was in love EXCEPT lily because she just straight up didn't notice the way he looked at her. they started to become tentative friends and she didn't even realize he behaved any different around her than, say, sirius.
and then in 7th year, when they were head girl and boy and he had come so far from that arrogant little berk who walked the corridors like he owned them and hexed anyone he disliked, it took her an embarrassing amount of time to realize that the funny feeling in her chest when he was around wasn't due to the odd cognitive dissonance centered on the difference between the boy he used to be and the man he had suddenly become. eventually the in-between time ran out and they finally had that conversation and she was shocked to find that he had feelings for her and he was shocked to find that she didn't already know he had feelings for her, because it was so obvious to literally everyone around them and he thought the fact that she wasn't giving signals back meant that she knew but was too nice to verbally turn him down again.
idk i just need more of oblivious lily evans
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accio-strawbz · 4 months ago
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lily: why are you so mean to severus?
james: it’s free serotonin and the government can’t stop me
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