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connerluthorkent · 11 hours ago
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The twin Jokers as a duo would be fucking hysterical.
Because every interaction with them would just be like: Jerome suggests the infamous Joker laughing fish gag, where they throw a non-lethal toxin in Gotham Harbor that gives all the fish Joker grins. Jeremiah looks at him with haughty disgust because, "That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life. We are not doing that." While Jerome is like, "C'mahn, it'll be hilarious."
(Spoilers: They do eventually do the laughing fish bit. Jim and Bruce did not, in fact, think it was hilarious, but Jerome sure did.)
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vengeful-supermarket · 3 months ago
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I am sick to death with stories and readings of Joker being Batman's only friend and is the only person who understands him, it's bullshit.
You know who can be Batman's friend who understands him waaay better than Joker?
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Alfred Pennyworth - the man who raised and took care of Bruce. The man who was and is always there for him and is practically his father.
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Any of the Robins - He's raised them, he knows who they've become as adults and knows what they all went through as children.
But I can hear you say, those are family, and although family can be your friends, it's not the same. Well fuck you, what about
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Selina Kyle - his former fling turned partner. She knows Bruce well enough at this point, hell she knows the Batfamily a lot at this point to be a mother figure to the Robins and to be a pillar of emotional support for Bruce
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CLARK JOSEPH KENT - This one pisses me off the most because for every version that romanticizes Bruce and Joker's friendship, there's also a version that strains Clark and Bruce's by making them enemies. They are the goddamn world's finest, they've both been through tragic losses; Clark lost Pa Kent at a young age and Bruce lost both his parents. Both of them operate under a sense of justice informed by that trauma and by the love of their respective caretakers, Ma Kent and Alfred.
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Barbara Gordon - same reason for the Robins, but more on a mentor relationship than a parental one, however that doesn't discount the chances of two being good friends since they both know each other personally and fight for the same cause.
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JIM FUCKING GORDON - I don't even need to explain this, he's pretty much Alfred, Clark, and Barbara all rolled into one in terms of his relationship with Bruce
Buuuut nooooooooo let's go out there and say that the psychotic maniac that's obsessed with Batman is Bruce's only friend and is the only person who can understand him. Sure.
For fuck's sake, Bane probably has a better chance of being Bruce's friend than Joker
EDIT: It has come to my attention that I totally forgot to include Harvey Dent in here, but included Bane right at the gate. Sorry
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themonstersmistresss · 3 months ago
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What if Batman Villain's were the cool kind of criminals and Batman was the cool kind of vigilante that lets certain things slide and Jim Gordon was allowed to be the cool grandpa he was meant to be. 
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Commissioner Gordon: *over the phone* I got the files you requested Batman, I will send them right over
Batman: Thanks Jim *hangs up*
Fax Machine: *ksssshhhhhhh*
Alfred: Master Wayne, it appears the fax machine has jammed again. Shall I get master Tim for his small hands
Batman: Goddamnit. *gets fax unjammed*
Fax Machine: *starts printing out completely black pages*
Batman: *pinches bridge of his nose* Alfred! Get Commissioner Gordon back on the line, he sent the fax wrong again
Part of my current obsession with Batman using bad 90's technology- part 1
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idunnodudeijustwokeup · 9 months ago
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Honestly the amount of bullshit Gordon must have put up with from the batfam is incredible.
- Batman’s dissaperings acts
- so many kids angst
- furries
- clowns obsessed with bombs and said furries
- the costumes TM
- Huge light (the bat signal)that needs very specific lightbulbs that is only sold in 1 out of 7 Costco’s but they keep changing which ones
- so many pranks
- having to look the judge in the eyes and tell them that a guy dressed as a scarecrow was taken down by a weapon called a ‘batarang’
- having a literal child telling you that they took down the Russians and that they should clean up the goons
- having a literal child tell you in great detail why the blood splatter clearly indicates that they were killed by a trident, not a pitchfork and then being called an idiot for not figuring it out
- adult man dresses up as a bat and makes his voice deeper only to go around and say shit like ‘I am the night’ and ‘for justice’
- knowing that there are literally gods and people with powers corespondent to gods out there but nun of them will help you bc a middle age man dressed up like a bat told them to stay out of his city.
- yet another LITERAL CHILD breaking into his office and goes through his files and marks out spelling mistakes
- what ever the fuck red hood did this week
- having to hear all these idiots talk about something called ‘the batcow’ but non of them sound sarcastic when they say it
And we are not even touching the things the Wayne’s put him through....
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batfamgalore · a month ago
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*Dick and Jason enter a singing competition, but someone is killed and the police are questioning everyone who was there*
Gordon: What are you two doing at this competition?
Jason: We’re looking for our big break.
Dick: Do I get a phone call?
Gordon: No, I am trying to conduct an investigation. Out!
Dick: Don’t you want to ask if we did it?
Jason: Ask him. I plead the fifth.
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dailydccomics · 6 months ago
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Jim dealing with the Batfam in Gotham Underground (2008)
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justiceleague · 2 months ago
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THE DARK KNIGHT 2008 | dir. Christopher Nolan
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frostbittenbucky · 4 months ago
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Batman: [meeting Gordon to hand over some files] “this is all you’ll need to make the bust” [hands over separate envelope]
Gordon: [inspects second envelope, then turns it around so he can open it] “and what’s this one?”
Batman: [looks around] “I convinced Robin to take pictures with Santa Clause”
Godron: [Also looks around, whispers in a very hushed tone] “you took Damian to see Santa?” [looks at photos and coos]
Batman: “you can’t let these get out”
Gordon: [still cooing] “when have I ever let out any of your secrets?”
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jasontoddsguns · 7 months ago
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Bruce: (cradling Jason in his arms) it’s my baby.
Commissioner Gordon: He’s like 6’7 and 200 lbs, Not to mention a crime lord-
Bruce: baby.
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rubixburd · a month ago
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FIRMMMM BELIEVER that jim gordon knows who batman is but literally never says anything about it.
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utrhood · 2 months ago
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Bruce, talking about Jason: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little boy.
Gordon: he's a fucking criminal, Bruce.
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sunlitroom · 2 months ago
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I’m not sure how, but this image somehow perfectly encapsulates Jim Gordon’s life in Gotham.
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