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loosingmoreletters · 9 months
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I saw prompts so I just gotta put in this funny concept that’s been vibing in my head where my dear meow meow Jiang Cheng gaslights himself into believing Wei Wuxian is completely innocent and that everyone else was the problem and now he and Lan Zhan are the members of “Wei Ying did nothing wrong ever” club and making it everyone else’s problem
Oooh, okay let’s see trying to make this work without making JC horribly OOC was a challenge, hope this works!
It is difficult to remain impartial when faced with Jin Guangshan’s wealth. Oh, the man grieved the loss of his son and daughter-in-law.
He grieved it.
Extensively, with women and alcohol and lavish parties celebrating the defeat of the Yiling Patriarch by the Chief Cultivator.
All while Jiang Cheng lost a sister, a friend and—well, he’d lost Wei Wuxian long before his death, but he’d lost him finally now, hadn’t he?
Stupidly, Jiang Cheng had expected that in a couple years perhaps, Wei Wuxian would be free to leave Yiling and the Wen to their own devices, that there’d be a solution, that he’d get his brother back, but now he knew better—
“And?” he heard Jin Guangyao speak.
For a moment, Jiang Cheng considered making himself known. He hadn’t exactly meant to cross half of Koi Tower in his effort to get away from everything, but he’d done it anyway.
“Same as last week,” another voice replies. “The guy won’t fucking move no matter what I do. You have to hand it to the Founder, the Ghost General marched to his tune.”
What.
No! Wen Ning was gone, his ashes scattered, all the reason Wei Wuxian had even gone on a rampage.
“Father is expecting results,” Jin Guangyao said.
Someone clicked with their tongue. “Well, then maybe he shouldn’t have let Wei Wuxian blow himself up. Would have worked out much better if he’d actually allowed the guy to come to the little brat’s celebration, huh?”
But Wei Wuxian had been invited, he’d been supposed to come, only he had to bring Wen Ning and—and—
Lanling Jin was doing exceptional well for a sect who’d just lost its heir. They still had more than enough heir to spare. And hadn’t mother always needled a-Jie to be meaner to survive this snake pit? Arranging her new betrothal had been a nightmare, Jin Guangshan so keen to take all he could and why wouldn’t he keep taking when everyone let him?
Everyone but Wei Wuxian.
Jiang Cheng needed to get Jin Ling out of here. With Jin Guangyao soon marrying, there was no insurance they’d keep the heir they currently had, that a-Ling would be safe here.
And then—then Jiang Cheng needed to figure out what actually happened, why Wen Ning wasn’t ash, why Wei Wuxian had been pushed into a corner. His sister had died trying to save him and what had Jiang Cheng done? Let them both die.
But first he needed to get away from here and figure out the truth. If it was as hinted at, then Jiang Cheng would put his brother’s tablet in the family shrine, would bring him home and burn everyone involved in harming Wei Wuxian—
Jiang Cheng paused, halfway out of the courtyard.
He hadn’t thought back to that night since it occurred, unwilling to remember but…
What exactly had Lan Wangji been doing again? Because it wasn’t fighting Wei Wuxian, not really and, well, the man was still in seclusion.
Maybe, just maybe, Jiang Cheng should ask him just what his goals had been that night.
[TLDR: Jiang Cheng overhears one conversation out of context and jumps to conclusions because life is easier if his sister didn't die for someone actually doing all he's accused off. MDZS but the CQL plot is Jiang Cheng's new headcanon.]
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blll00dyhelll · 2 years
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Jiang Cheng: There's three ways to handle a difficult situation. The wrong way, the right way or the Wei Wuxian way.
Jin Guangyao: isn't that the wrong way?
Jiang Cheng: Yes, but it is faster.
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bl-dorama · 2 years
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Villainous Friends (Audio Drama)
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Xue Yang & Jing Guangyao - Spike the Eggnog 
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thatswhatsushesaid · 11 months
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I just re-read the whole guanyin temple sequence for the sole purpose of finding and sharing that devastating piece of official xiyao art with the rest of the class (as one does when one resides full-time in xiyao hell, like I do), and that re-read just drilled home for me just how easily jin guangyao could have killed or at the very least seriously injured literally everyone who converged on the temple--if he had wanted to. case in point:
jin guangyao has lots of jin sect disciples with him on-site exhuming his mother's remains. it would absolutely have been possible to tell them to stop digging and start helping him clean house instead;
lan xichen's spiritual energy has been sealed;
as soon as lan wangji shows up, jin guangyao manipulates him into sealing his spiritual energy as well by threatening wei wuxian. ...and then he lets wei wuxian go so that he and lan wangji can have their Moment, to go oversee the exhumation process instead (say 'thank you, xiandu,' you wouldn't have that heart-felt love confession without his leniency);
as soon as su minshan shows up, that's one more armed and capable (shut up sms critics, there will be no sms slander on this post; he's cringe, not incompetent) cultivator on his side;
when he provokes jiang cheng into leaping to wwx's defence (something that even wwx points out is unnecessary, since wangxian could easily have leapt out of range of jgy's guqin string strike), he stabs jiang cheng right in the chest--but intentionally does not deal him a mortal injury. instead, he just seals his meridians and basically sends him to go sit the corner to stew impotently next to poor, emotionally traumatized jin ling;
all of this happens before nhs's trap is triggered. jgy has the upper hand, he is in complete control of the situation, and while he is on a pretty tight deadline, it is absolutely clear at this point that his priority is not in sowing more chaos and bloodshed, but in retrieving meng shi's remains and stopping additional interference. sure, he's spilling all the tea to provoke his opponents into making mistakes so that he can take advantage of their weaknesses to disable them. but that was his goal: to disable.
like... killing all of these conveniently disabled captives would have been the logical next step for someone hellbent on mass murdering the whole jianghu to cover up his dirty little secrets, and he absolutely could have done it, if he'd wanted to.
but he didn't.
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feng-huli · 2 months
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Drew this last year for JGY’s birthday but never posted it here. I hope he enjoys his tea with Zhao Jing 🍵
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heebiebeebies · 10 months
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Pink: Rose Quartz 🩷
I stand with my cancelled wife 🫡
🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
And that’s it! The wheel is complete.
Thanks for supporting me as I kept drawing all these characters. (Gee, I wonder what most of them have in common).
Now, she…
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She!!!
I loved drawing that Hibiscus syriacus
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xiao-chuhe · 1 year
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Please note that Mei Changsu is automatically excluded from this poll by virtue of him being able to blow every single one of them out of the water with his scheming :')
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ber-go · 1 year
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some late halloween doodles ft. danmei boys >:3
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hulijingemperor2 · 1 month
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This is a continuation 🌟✨️
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blll00dyhelll · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian: what if Jiang Cheng voiced a "GPS"?
Jin Guangyao: "great work, you took the wrong turn you damned disgrace"
Jiang Cheng: Hey—
Jiang Cheng: True tough...
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cryptidafter · 1 year
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If the stars said that you couldn’t love me
are you telling me that you would listen?
First sketches of 2023! Dragon!LXC and Huli Jing!JGY because I need more of that in my life. I colored these but I think they look better in black and white
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Zixuan and Yao: *sipping tea, while their attendants massaged their shoulders*
Zixuan: mirror.
Jintang: here huangdi.
Zixuan: Yaoyao, you think that I have a pimple?
Yao: *lifts his chin to examine* of course not.
Zixuan: good.
*smiles*
Jintang, here's the mirror back.
Jintang: yes Huangdi.
Yao: so are you enjoying your stay?
Zixuan: of course.
Your place is so marvelous.
Yao: thank you.
And you can come any time.
To check up on your Yaoyao.
Zixuan: sure.
Attendants: the relationship between the two Huangdis is so strong and adorable.
This will form great bonds between the two empires!
Yao: do you think I have pimples, Zish?
Zixuan: no. But dimples *laughing slighly*
Yao: oh my!
Zixuan: what's going on in your empire? It everything good?
Yao: yea, so far.
We're very successful.
Zixuan: great.
Yao: but that Nie huaisang keeps doing something. He had sent someone to kill my people.
Zixuan: how dare he.
Look Yaoyao, don't stress over that. *cups face*  You're too cute to stress.
Yao: sure. I had set things in place.
Zixuan: good.
Huangdis, your food.
Zixuan: *feeds him*
Yao: mnn. you take so much care of me.
Zixuan: of course. I never got the chance, in our childhood.
Yao: right.
Zixuan: take another bite. *feeds*
Yao: sure.
Zixuan: should I send my peacock spirits to torment him?
Yao: hmmmm. That sounds like a great idea, but......
Zixuan: they can scrape, and peck people's eyes out.
Yao: maybe you can let them scrape some members. I don't know.
Zixuan: I won't spare him if he does anything to you.
Yao: awww, Zish!
Zixuan: yes. Big bro is here. Eat some more food. *feeds*
And he has some gull.
Who is he in your presence.
Yao: lol. You're right.
Zixuan: remain gorgeous, Yaoyao.
~outside the room~
Su she: do you think that it's a good idea?
Xue yang: obviously. It's full proof.
Su she: why was I dragged into this?
Xue yang: xuanyu would never do anything to his brother. So I pulled you in.
Su she: *rolls eyes*
Ok. Once Huangdi doesn't get hurt.
Xue yang: *releases cockroaches on the floor* heeheehee.
Su she: you're a menace to society.
Zixuan: *screaming*
Yao: ew!!!!
Huangdi!
Huangdi calm down.
Zixuan: *jumps on the bed* kill those vermon!!!
Yes Huangdi.
Yao: *takes up a stick*
Zixuan: Yaoyao, grab my hand! I'll save you.
Yao: let me kill them!
This is bringing back memories!
Zixuan: *pushes him on the bed* no. I'll protect you!
Yao: who are going to kill them if I don't.
Zixuan: that's why we have servants for!
We must protect Huangdi from cockroaches and other pests!
Huangdi, the cocroaches are killed.
Zixuan: now burn this place down!
Yao: Zish no!!
Zixuan: fine.
Xue yang: * laughing* what's the matter, Xuanxuan?
Zixuan: xue yang?! You did this?!!
Xue yang: did what?
Zixuan: you released those pests in my room.
Xue yang: cockroaches will go wherever they want to go. I don't control them.
Xue yang: they're not fierce corpses, Zish.
Zixuan: Xuan Huangdi!!!
Xue yang: I can't remember all of Jiggy's titles. How am I supposed to remember yours.
Su she: *runs in, and grabs Yao's sleeve*
Yao Huangdi, we're sorry! Don't behead us.
Yao: *laughing*
Zixuan: why are you laughing? That was a life and death situation.
Yao: Zish, it was so funny.
Xue yang: Yao Huangdi approved!
Yao: yangyang, you're so mischievous. But please don't trouble Zixuan.
Xue yang: but he's so funny. Did you see how he just leapt on the bed like a cat!
Yao: oh gosh.
Zixuan: stop laughing at me!
That's illegal.
Xue yang: when was laughing illegal, Zish.
Su she: *still hugging Yao's sleeve* you can't mock the emperor.
Xue yang: Jin Gongzi. If I must laugh, I would laugh. And you can't do anything because I'm above the law.
Yao: Zixuan, just laugh it out and forget.
Xue yang: sour sour peacock! Who in their right mind made this unruly peacock a leader. Hmpf!! Lan lips is less annoying than peacock.
Yao: yangyang.
Su she: I have no comment.
Yao: Zish. Let's go get some facials at my in-house beauty pavillion.
Zixuan: ok. They have already ruined my mood.
Su she: they?? Who they!!
Yao: *laughing*
Xue yang: Jiggybun, are you mad?
Yao: of course not. You're my cute little gremlin.
Zixuan: *opens fan*
Yao: let me go cheer Zish up. *smile*
Xue yang: goodluck.
Jintang: *confronting them* Huangdi Huangdi, you both have to go back to Jinlintai remember. To check on the mentainance.
Zixuan: oh right.
Yao: yes. We didn't get to check last time.
Zixuan: thank you for reminding us.
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Lanling 📍
Yao and Zixuan: *entering*
Jgs: what are you two doing here?!
Well, at least Zixuan is welcomed.
Yao: *smirk*
Zixuan: no no, A-Die.
You shouldn't treat your second Landlord like that
Yao: exactly.
Jgs: *sigh* now why are you two here?! I paid you already!
Yao: just checking up on the mentainance.
Jgs: go sniff the step.
Yao: pardon?
Zixuan: we don't do that.
Now how's A-niang? I hope she's living her best life here.
Jgs: she's there. Quarreling at me.
Zixuan: well let her quarrel.
Jgs: why?! It's better for her mouth to be shut!
Zixuan; ah ah, that's not the agreement.
What's the agreement?
Jgs: to hell with your agreement!
Yao: *pulling out his guqin strings*
Jgs: no, not the guqin strings!
The agreement states that Madam Jin must live like a Huanghou while I pay the rent. She must not lift a finger or stress about anything.
Zixuan: great. And you're not doing that.
Yao: she would have been paying the rent too. But since Zish and I are a team, I can't do that to her.
Fuying: *running in* Huangdi, Jinlintai is low on staff for some reason.
Aparently a few female servants started protesting on Jin guangshan's kink.
Zixuan: ew. A-Die.
Yao: oh what a pity. How long would it take to hire a new staff?
Fuying: maybe a month.
Yao; fine. For the mean time, we will give them a stipend. And guangshan can maybe clean with the remaining servants, until we hire more.
Jgs: WHAT?! ME? CLEAN?
Yao: well you love to dirty the place. Why don't you tidy up.
Zixuan: please. Just for one time. It won't be that hard. You just have to sweep, cobweb. Maybe wipe some ornaments down.
Jgs: let Madam Jin do it.
Zixuan: she'll break a nail, sorry.
Yao: can you stick to the agreement, old man.
Jgs: what have I done to deserve this! *cries*
Zixuan: could have kept it in your pants.
Yao: simple.
Zixuan: speaking of cleaning, let me show you Zixun. He's here to sweep the steps.
Yao: lol!
Jgs: why did you do that to Zixun?
Zixuan: relax. I'm paying him.      
Jgs: you and Zixun were so close! And you replaced him with that walking thrash called guangyao!
Zixuan: he fought with A-Li and insulted A-Yao on many occasions.
Zixuan: let's go Yaoyao.
Yao: sure.
~~
Yao and Zixuan:  *standing on the steps while being sheltered by their attendants*
Both: *opening their fan* 
Zixun: I'm here I'm here! Sorry I'm late.
Zixuan: 2 minutes late. But that's fine.
Zixun: ew, what's that bastard doing here!
Zixuan: he's the emperor of hulijings. Have some respect.
Zixun: *rolls eyes* I didn't know that a bastard can be an emperor.
Yao: I didn't know that a talentless cultivator can be a step cleaner. Guess both of us are surprised today.
Zixun: *scoffs*
Zixuan: now get to work. And stop meddling in our affairs.
Zixun: whatever.
Zixuan: said something?
Zixun: nothing. *strained* Huangdi.
Zixuan: did you trim my rose bush?
Zixun: yes.
Zixuan: marvelous.
And I hope you didn't speak to your Huanghou (A-li) rudely.
Zixun: *grumbling* no I didn't.
Zixuan: what did you say? I can't hear you.
Zixun: no I didn't, Huangdi!!!!
Zixuan: perfect.
Yao: Zish, this is an ideal job for him.
Zixuan: I know right. Do you want any garden work done? You can borrow him if you want.
Yao: no I'm fine. 
Also negativity isn't good for my empire.
Zixuan: you're right.
Fuying: Huangdis, everything else is properly maintained. And Jin guangshan is getting ready to clean.
Yao: excellent.
Zixuan: marvelous.
Well let's leave then.
Yao: sure.
*descends the stairs with their entourage*
Zixun: (look at these two cocky 'emperors'. Wait till I push that Yao down the stairs.
When Zixun went to push A-Yao, some fox spirits appeared out of nowhere, and attacked him.
They ripped and chewed on his clothes and bit him on his limbs and face.
Zixun: *screaming* get away from me!
Yao: did you hear something?
Zixuan: no.
*turns around* Zixun, hulijings are extremely devoted to their emperor.
What do you think would happen if you try to hurt him.
Zixun: can you run these pests away?!
Yao: my hulijings, don't maul him to death.
But yes, you may use him as a chew toy for the while.
Zixun: a chew toy?!!!
Yao: yes.
Let's go Zish.
@verycatbluebird
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thatswhatsushesaid · 11 months
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today's shitpost dispatch is brought to you by the letter "L"! "L" as in "lying liar" or "learn to fucking read"
consider using the letter "L" in a sentence today! here is my contribution: "learn the difference between 'lie' and 'gaslight' or i will haunt your notifs until you block me"
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trashnovellover28 · 8 months
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[Dear VIP users, as per the recent upgrade of both accounts and the general stagnation of the storyline, you both will be pleased to learn that a new mission had been assigned.]
“Nothing brings more joy to my heart than learning this,” Shen Yuan said, deadply unimpressed.
Shen Jiu exaggeratedly rolled his eyes and sarcastically remarked, "Oh yeah, I'm just thrilled, dying of emotion. Now I'm a ghost."
But, it wasn't as if they weren't already familiar with the System's arbitrary nature.
[New Mission: Fix-it of Sorts Time! Provide MG/JYG with safety and a healthy filial environment so he can proof to be A Good Person.]
“Useless piece of shit!”
[Yes/No.]
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