#jiraiya x gn reader

[wing-ed-thing]

Reader x Jiraiya x Tsunade Love Triangle Headcanons

Tags: Angst, No Reader Pronouns

𓆃 It's... futile. And you all sort of know that it's futile. Because Jiraiya has always been in love with Tsunade, and Tsunade just isn't willing to move on from the pain she's experienced in her life.

𓆃 This dynamic is more like a stalemate than anything with potential. Especially if you're also from Jiraiya and Tsunade's era— perhaps you served in the war with them— you'll find yourself almost stuck in that time in your life.

𓆃 Jiraiya is a flirt, but he's not ready for anything truly deep. And it's complicated. Because you're more intimate than just friends, he can't talk about anything serious without making jokes.

𓆃 It's difficult to say whether he doesn't want to "settle" ("making commitments" is a more accurate phrase) or doesn't feel like he's allowed to have good things in his life.

𓆃 You might get close. You'll have times that you travel together. Or perhaps Jiraiya is in the same village as you are. You'll catch up over dinner and drinks, always somehow ending up talking about the old days.

𓆃 And then he's off again, seeming oblivious to the fact you want to spend more time together. There's a good chance that he knows.

𓆃 There have been several times you've told him outright what you've wanted out of your dynamic, and he always manages to skirt the line.

𓆃 And he may humor your requests for a bit, but then he's moving on again or drowning himself in company that challenges him less.

𓆃 He's avoidant— no matter what the reason— which is why his relationship with Tsunade works so well. She's unattainable.

𓆃 Tsunade is in love with Dan and doesn't let a day go by without thinking about Nawaki. And that's where she wants to stay. Perhaps she thinks it would be disrespectful to fall for anyone who wasn't Dan, but she's unwilling to humor the idea.

𓆃 With how long Jiraiya has been around to support her, she's likely thought about humoring him before. Maybe there were times that she had, but moving on just isn't something that Tsunade wants.

𓆃 And Jiraiya knows this.

𓆃 You'll pursue him, likely offering him a more attainable sort of intimate relationship, and yet Tsunade will always come first.

𓆃 They were on the same team for so long, after all, and no matter what your history, in a split-second decision, you can't truly say for sure Jiraiya will pick you.

𓆃 He certainly spends more time with Tsunade. Always having had feelings for her, he makes himself available for her. It's hard not to feel at least a bit bitter about that.

𓆃 And so you stay stuck, each of you pining over someone you can't have. Staying up late, laughing together, sharing your deepest thoughts and inside jokes with each other, and then never moving past where you've always been.

𓆃 You all know how each of you feels and why. Yet, there seems to be some comfort in sticking with what's familiar, isn't there?

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[lemony-snickers]

hi I know you said you’re not really into writing requests right now and that’s perfectly fine but you said they were still open and I wanted to send one in anyways. I was thinking of a kakashi one with someone who’s father figure is Jiraiya and he finds out about them being together and he’s just like smh I knew it bc they were friends since they were younger. it’s cool if you don’t write it I just wanted to share my idea with someone lmaoo

hey there!  this has been sitting in my drafts since last october, i am so sorry.  if you’re still here, thanks for sticking around.  and if not, i hope you’re doing well in whatever corner of fandom you find yourself in these days! <3

jiraiya is not always the most observant person.

in fact, at times, he can be downright ignorant to the world around him.

when he’s invading others’ privacy in the name of “research,” for instance.

or when he’s in the groove, writing the next chapter of icha icha volume nine hundred and seven, and forgets to eat for two days.

but when it comes to you, well... he’s always had a soft spot for you, and very little escapes his notice.

you’ve never been one for flashy relationships.

in fact, jiraiya is pretty sure he can count the number of partners you’ve had on one hand.

not that he’s very invested or keeping track or that he follows these people around to make sure they are good enough for you.

no, certainly not.

he just... wants to make sure you’re happy.

and if his “research” trips sometimes take him near the home or preferred watering hole of your newest beau, then that’s just a coincidence.

honestly.

no, really, it is!

you and jiraiya... you’ve always had sort of a special bond.

no blood relation, but that’s hardly the most important thing, is it?

he’s just always wanted to look out for you.

(and vice versa, the number of times you’ve dragged that man home from the bar can be counted on waaayyy more than one hand.)

he’s always felt this sort of fatherly affection for you, whether or not it was deserved.

so the next time he is in konoha, jiraiya makes sure to carve out time for the two of you to get together.

and despite the fact that you think you’re being sooo sneaky, he can tell immediately that something is up.

“you’re seeing someone,” he says, deadpan and matter-of-fact.

“even if i were, it would be none of your business.”

oh, that’s what you think.

jiraiya spends the next several days doing “research,” but instead of spying on the hot springs, he spends his days lurking around corners he knows you frequent and watching your favorite restaurants.

you’ve got to let your guard down eventually, and when you do, he’ll be there to pounce, to point at you and your new secret partner with a triumphant, “a-ha!”

the way your face will turn beet red is only a bonus to the satisfaction he knows he’ll feel for unravelling the mystery.

but, much to jiraiya’s irritation, whoever you new beau is must be very smart--certainly not smarter than jiraiya, but smart enough to elude him for several days.

he’s just about to give up when he sees you wearing something much nicer than usual; an obvious indication you’re headed for a date.

he follows your path from the rooftops, becoming increasingly confused as he does so because you aren’t headed toward the nightlife district, and you strut right past several very nice restaurants without even glancing at them.

eventually, you’re out by the training grounds and jiraiya scratches his head wondering if maybe you’re leading him on a wild goose chase just to mess with his ego.

but then he sees him and jiraiya barely manages to keep his location under wraps because all he wants to do is laugh.

because there, in a clearing near the naka river, is kakashi hatake, still wearing his shinobi uniform and surrounded by his summons, obviously having just finished a long day of training.

the dogs pant in the grass, vests smeared in dirt.

kakashi, for his part, at least tries to dust the worst of it from his vest before he drags you in close for a hug.

your head is in the way when he pulls down the mask to kiss you, but jiraiya doesn’t really care--he’s already heading back toward the village to buy himself a celebratory drink.

because he was right, you are seeing someone new.

someone you’ve been friends with forever and who he knows, despite his many flaws, will do everything in his power to keep you safe and treat you right.

jiraiya doesn’t think he’ll be needing any additional fingers to count your future partners.

and that is a victory in itself.

#lemony scribbles #jiraiya #jiraiya headcanons #found family #kakashi x you #kakashi x reader #gn!reader #family feels

[animeomegas]

24 Hours - Chapter 6

[Alpha!Reader x Omega!Sasuke x Omega!Naruto]

Summary: You were resolutely avoiding thinking about how you were going to pick your future after this whole experience, because every day made it harder and harder. This cycle was both the one you expected the most and had never considered. GN!Alpha!Reader x Multiple

Warnings: n-sfw content. 

(This is it! The final main chapter before the epilogue!! I hope everyone has had a good time with this! It’s now up to @omeganronpa​ to choose the epilogue and let me say that I don’t envy that position XD I do not pick it, so don’t waste your breath asking me for anything haha. Happy holidays everyone! 💕💕)

Word Count: 6.3k

Prologue - Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Epilogue

You knew something wasn’t quite right as you started to regain consciousness. The summer breeze was gone now, as was the smell of flowers, but that wasn’t it. It was… weight. Something heavy was on top of you.

Wait, what?

You lurched forward suddenly, sending the weight sprawling off you and on to the floor with a yelp.

“Hey! What was that for?!” the weight yelled from somewhere on the floor.

Oh, this was your next 24-hour cycle.

“You will have 24 hours with the seven people you could love the most and who could love you in return. Learn so that you may choose wisely.”

Right, thanks, a bit late on the reminder this time because you had just tossed this day’s omega directly onto the floor. That was not what a good mate did.

More importantly though, you knew that voice.

A fluffy head of blond, spiky hair popped up over the side of the bed, the man it was attached to rubbing the back of his head and directing a grumpy look at you.

“Naruto?” you asked, delighted. You had been wondering if you’d be mated to any of your teammates during this thing, and here you were! It was also a relief to be paired with someone you knew a little better; you’d hopefully have more to say and less of a chance of asking the wrong question.

“Yeah?” he asked, climbing off the floor. “You totally need to say sorry for throwing me off the-oh fuck! Is that the time?!”

Suddenly, all traces of sleepiness and grumpiness fled Naruto immediately and he launched himself up on his feet and lurched to a nearby wardrobe before rifling through it.

“I am so late! Shikamaru’s gonna be pissed!” he whined, frantically grabbing clothes and trying to change and pack a bag at the same time.

You just watched him, scrambling to get your bearings. Naruto looked so different to the boy you’d met when you were still single digit aged children. His shoulders had broadened considerably, his voice was deeper and the way he held himself was different too.

You didn’t have to speculate over how you might have ended up with Naruto because you already knew. You’d been friends and teammates for years and you’d bonded over many shared experiences and traumas. You were incredibly close to Naruto, even after the long period away he’d spent with Jiraiya.

As you watched Naruto trip trying to pull up his trousers and get to the bathroom to brush his teeth at the same time, you thought about those early genin days. The sleepovers with Sakura, pranking mean shopkeepers with Naruto, shouting at Kakashi for being late… It was a little painful to think about those simpler days. Everything had changed so much.

After furiously brushing his teeth, Naruto emerged from the bathroom, little patches of toothpaste still lingering at the corner of his mouth.

“Ugh, I still can’t believe he didn’t wake either of us,” Naruto grumbled, picking up his bag and throwing it over his shoulder.

What? That sentence didn’t make any sense to you. Was someone supposed to have come round and… picked Naruto up for work or something? You got out of bed just as Naruto ran out of the room. You could hear his footsteps pounding down the stairs and you decided to follow him, leaping out of bed yourself.

You didn’t have time to explore the rooms upstairs, but if Naruto was going to work, then you’d have time to do so later. So many thoughts were running through your head as you went down the stairs that you couldn’t pinpoint one to focus on.

One thought became dominant when you saw the hokage robes and hat hanging by the front door. Was Naruto the hokage? Had he really done it? You couldn’t stop the grin from forming on your face. He was so impossibly amazing. You felt an overwhelming urge to hug him, but he had disappeared further into the house. You followed where you thought he’d gone, almost skipping as you did. You couldn’t believe that not only was Naruto hokage, but you were mated to him!! Naruto! Who was the hokage!

As you approached what looked like a living dining room, you could hear Naruto’s voice once again, although it was too low for you to make out any words. Who was he talking to?

You peered around the corner, conscious that you were in your pyjamas still, and saw Naruto crouched in front of the sofa, talking to someone. Only the back of their head was visible, but your heart lurched as you figured out who the man must be.

You watched as Naruto pulled a blanket over the other man’s shoulder, and even though he slapped at Naruto’s hands, he didn’t remove the blanket once it was there.

“-in pre heat, not dying, moron,” the man replied, just loud enough for you to catch the end of the sentence.

It was him. You were sure of it. The black hair, his voice. You watched as Naruto pecked him on the lips. Oh.

You ducked back into the corridor, feeling overwhelmed. It was there that you noticed all the pictures lining the walls.

The biggest one was from a wedding ceremony, with you, Sasuke and Naruto standing in the middle, a just visible Sakura and Kakashi stood on the edges. The second picture to capture your attention was one of you and Naruto each kissing one cheek of a very grumpy looking Sasuke. Then there was one from a dinner party, presumably after the wedding because all the clothes were the same. This time you spotted Iruka, Sai and Shikamaru there too.

There were pictures like that everywhere, on every surface and spare bit of wall space.

You, Naruto and Sasuke had… you’d…

Naruto had brought him back, you knew it must have been him, he’d then become hokage and the three of you had clearly got together.

It was… unbelievable, but you could see it. The more you thought about it, the more you understood.

Naruto walked out of the living room and into the corridor where you were standing, and you didn’t know what to do other than tear up and throw yourself at him for a hug.

“Woah, hey,” he said gently, wrapping his arms around you. It only made more tears appear to have him treat you so softly. “What’s going on? You okay?”

You just sniffed and squeezed him.

“Don’t cry,” he said, squeezing you back. “Because then I’ll cry, and I won’t even know why we’re crying.”

You laughed wetly and pulled back, rubbing at your eyes.

“Sorry, sorry,” you cleared your throat and wiped the last of the tears from your cheeks. “I don’t know what happened there, got overwhelmed I guess.”

Naruto nodded but looked towards the door anxiously.

“I really have to go, but I’m only going for the morning, I’ll be back this afternoon as planned, I promise!” he said, looking guilty over leaving you and Sasuke. “His heat isn’t supposed to hit until tomorrow, so everything will be fine, please don’t cry.”

Sasuke’s heat? Yes, you had heard him talk about pre heat earlier, that made sense. He must have thought you were crying because you were worried or overwhelmed about that. Naruto seemed to be hovering by the door, waiting to hear your response before leaving.

“Okay,” you said, pulling yourself together. “I’ll see you in a few hours, yeah?”

Naruto grinned.

“Believe it!”

And with that, he was out the front door like a flash, leaving you and Sasuke home alone. How many times had you imagined a scenario like this? Seeing Sasuke again in Konoha? Too many.

You walked towards the living room, towards Sasuke, like you were possessed. You had to go to him, to see him for yourself and know that he was okay.

You tentatively stepped back into the living room and around the couch until you could see Sasuke’s face. All the air felt like it was punched out of you. It was really, truly him.

His hair was differently styled, longer than you remembered, but just as inky black. The blanket that Naruto had draped over him was still there, covering what looked like lounge clothes, his cheeks were flushed and his eyes slightly hazy. Pre heat, your mind supplied, he was in pre heat.

It was weird to see him older, but weirder to see him in such a vulnerable state. He always tried so hard to avoid situations where someone might see him not on top form. But here he was.

“Good morning,” you whispered, still staring at him.

“Good morning,” came a quiet reply. And that was enough to overwhelm your common sense completely.

You surged forward and the last thing you saw before you pressed your lips against his was the slight widening of his eyes. You were desperate to touch him, your hands flitting from his face to his neck to his chest. You needed to feel him to know it was real. His hands were hovering in shock, but slowly they came to rest on your shoulders and his kissing back got more enthusiastic.

You kissed, and you kissed, and you kissed until your lips were warm and starting to swell. You were soothing yourself with his presence and he appeared happy to let you. The little noises escaping from him added so much to the kiss. When you bit his bottom lip, he gasped. When you sucked on his tongue, he moaned. When you put pressure on his neck with your hands, he basically melted into your grasp.

Your mind was going haywire. He was safe. He was home. He was in heat. And he was yours.

You eventually pulled away to breathe, but something was burning at the back of your throat as you panted. You couldn’t place the cause of it for a moment, but then it hit you like a kunai handle to the head.

It was the scent of slick.

Sasuke appeared to realise it at the same time you did. You saw him panic and start to close off and pull away, but you couldn’t let him pull away, not when the last time he’d done that he’d ended up with Orochimaru. So, you pressed forward again.

You reconnected your lips, but this time with enough force to knock him backwards. Once he was laying down on the couch, you climbed over him and hovered above his hips as you kissed.

Sasuke whined and bared his neck for you now that you were on top. It was pretty normal behaviour for an omega in pre heat being kissed by their mate, but it lit a fire under you anyway.

Had that night with Haku removed your awkwardness around sex completely? Because you didn’t feel anything but desire right now.

No, you just wanted to prove to yourself that Sasuke was real, and the pheromones he was pumping out were messing with your head, that sounded more accurate.

You had flashes of memories from last night invade your mind too, but you tried to push them away, fearing it to be disrespectful to think of another omega at a time like this.

You focused instead on kissing and biting your way down his neck. He was yours. Yours and Naruto’s too. Orochimaru couldn’t have him, you wouldn’t let it happen, not again, never again.

“Stop!” Sasuke said suddenly, voice weak and strangled. “Stop, y-you’ll trigger it early, I don’t want that.”

He pushed at your chest, and you climbed off him as requested. It was like a spell had broken. You could think clearly now, and you had no idea what that reaction had just been. You felt embarrassed that you had lost yourself like that.

You both panted for a while to catch your breath, you sitting on the floor by the couch while Sasuke remained laying on it.

Eventually, Sasuke started to squirm in discomfort. Probably from all the slick leaking into his underwear, which was something you tried very hard to avoid imagining and still failed. He got up, mumbling something you couldn’t make out before scurrying up the stairs, embarrassed.

You let out your own relieved breath as he left. That had been intense.

You sat for a few minutes, just sorting out your emotions towards the situation before you realised that you had an omega in pre heat that you had to look after. You didn’t know how to do that.

Let’s think, what were pre heat symptoms? You grabbed a pad of paper from the coffee table and wrote down a list of everything you could remember from your academy classes.

Pre heat symptoms

·         Large appetite

·         Sleeps more

·         Clingy w/ loved ones, esp. mates

·         Emotional fluctuation

·         Desire to nest and maybe clean/organise nest?

·         ???

You stared at the list, irritated that you had forgot most of the lessons on dynamics from the academy. Not that those lesson weren’t shit anyway.

Regardless, the list was the only thing you had to go on, so you should probably cook a bunch of food for when Sasuke eventually came down, and maybe after eating he’d want a nap? You could bundle him up on the sofa maybe.

Yeah, that sounded like a good plan! Or at least the best plan you had. And hopefully Naruto would be home after that. He would know what to do.

So, you stood up and found the kitchen and then started to cook anything and everything you could find in the kitchen to provide for your mate during his pre heat. You wanted to make sure that you were taking care of him like a mate should; Sasuke shouldn’t carry the burden for your ill preparedness, after all.

…

About twenty minutes later, Sasuke came back down in different clothes, his hair damp from the shower. You were still making up a tray full of food for him, thankfully future you had obviously stocked the kitchen in advance. You also felt confident that you had a good grasp on the kinds of food he liked, which took some of the stress away.

While you finished up the cooking, Sasuke fluttered back and forth between sitting in the living room with his blanket from earlier and coming into the kitchen to watch you cook in silence. His pre heat was likely making him feel lonely, but the kitchen didn’t provide as much comfort as the soft furnishings on the couch.

By the time you were done, you had filled the tray with all sorts of foods and snacks. Admittedly, you probably went overboard, but you’d never cooked for an omega in pre heat and you weren’t sure how hungry they got and you’d rather have too much than too little.

You carried the heaving tray into the living room where Sasuke seemed the most comfortable and slid it onto the coffee table. Sasuke’s stomach growled as you did so, and your inner alpha purred happily at the thought that you had predicted and met your omega’s needs.

Damn, this ‘being around an omega in heat’ thing was driving your instincts wild. You didn’t realise it would be so strong.

Sasuke didn’t say thank you, but he did press himself up against your side once you sat down, which was basically the same thing in Uchiha speak. He ate slowly and methodically, which made you worry that you had indeed made too much food, but despite his slow speed, he didn’t stop after one plate, or two plates, or three plates. In fact, he didn’t stop until the entire tray was empty.

Iruka sensei clearly hadn’t been lying about the hunger part of pre heat. You knew it was because of his need to store calories that would be burnt off during his heat and not so easily replaced when his appetite dropped. You had heard of omegas who barely ate anything during their heats, so it was the safest strategy to stock up beforehand.

When he swallowed his last mouthful, Sasuke sighed contentedly and put more weight against your side.

“How are you feeling?” you asked, pressing a hand to his forehead. He was definitely warmer than normal.

“I’m fine,” Sasuke replied, his words almost interrupted by a yawn. That’s right, he should be getting sleepy now. Along with conserving calories, omegas in pre heat also had to conserve energy in case their heat was intense enough to keep them awake for 2-3 days.

You pushed all the empty plates and cutlery onto the coffee table and made sure the couch was clear of all debris.

“Hey, why don’t you take a nap?” you said gently. The Sasuke you remembered probably wouldn’t take too kindly to such a suggestion, but this Sasuke seemed to begrudgingly agree because he pulled his blanket back around his shoulders and made himself comfy on your shoulder.

It was so cute that he immediately used you as a pillow.

You leant back to allow him a better angle and his breathing dropped almost immediately. He must have been tired.

As Sasuke dozed, pressed up against your side, you finally had time to think.

The first thoughts in your head were about Sasuke. You still couldn’t believe that Naruto had fulfilled his promise of bringing Sasuke home to Konoha and that he’d seemingly escaped any major punishment for his actions while he was a missing nin. It filled you with excitement for the day that your Sasuke would return home, whether that was in a romantic or platonic context, you weren’t sure yet.

It felt natural to go from thinking about that to thinking about the relationship you had with both Naruto and Sasuke in this version of your future. You wouldn’t have really considered such a thing, but that didn’t mean you didn’t fully understand how you could be happy with them. A lot of the things you had thought about Naruto earlier, also applied to Sasuke. All three of you had gone through so much together and you’d always be closer than close. And in this world, that closeness was apparently really close.

Like, really close, you thought as Sasuke breathed on your neck.

Also, you couldn’t lie, it would be worth picking this future just to see the look on everyone’s face, especially Kakashi sensei’s, when you mated both the team omegas.

Would Naruto and Sasuke get together if you picked someone else? Should you play matchmaker? That might be fun, even if you went with a different version of your future.

Wait! Your stomach dropped as you realised something pretty significant. The fortune teller’s repeated message had said you would be spending these 24-hour cycles with the seven people that you could love the most. You had assumed that meant seven cycles, of which this was six, but if you had two mates this time, then that meant you’d experienced all seven…

This was your last cycle.

You felt strange thinking about that. It felt like you’d only just started, it had gone so quickly, like a fever dream. Not that you were fully convinced that this wasn’t a fever dream still. Anxiety about making your decision started to grow in your chest, but you pushed it away as best as you could. You needed to enjoy this cycle, give Naruto and Sasuke their fair shot, and not worry about tomorrow. You could make your decision once this ended, but while it was happening, you would forget about it.

With those thoughts still floating around your mind, you drifted to sleep, the scent of a contended omega knocking you out faster than you expected.

…

It was the sound of giggling that woke you up in the end. You slowly opened your eyes part way, keeping them somewhat protected from the sudden influx of light, and you were greeted by Naruto in his full hokage gear, a camera clutched in his hands.

It was so weird to see him wearing the hat like that.

You tried to sit up only to realise something was pinning you down. You opened your eyes properly and your vision was partially obscured by a head of black hair that was purring away buried in your neck.

Sasuke had certainly moved quite a bit in his sleep, because you were now completely pinned under him. Now wonder you were feeling so warm; it was a mixture of the body heat from Sasuke and the embarrassment that Naruto had obviously just taken a picture of you both like this.

Naruto looked so giddy though, which soothed your embarrassment somewhat.

“Wanna play video games while he sleeps?” Naruto said quietly but with a huge grin.

“Hell yeah, I do,” you replied in the same tone. “But you’re going to have to help me out of here first.”

Naruto snorted, putting down the bags in his hands on the coffee table, just about managing to fit them around the breakfast debris, and coming over to extract you from Sasuke’s unrelenting grip.

It took about five minutes, but you were eventually freed, and Sasuke was left to doze by himself, now hugging a pillow that you had scented instead. Naruto had run to get changed while you tidied up the plates and cutlery and also had a nosey in the bags. Naruto had brought more food back with him, something that you were incredibly happy to see; you had a lot of food in, but not enough if Sasuke was going to eat like a one-man army for every meal.

When Naruto returned, you sat on floor cushions together in front of the TV. You were incredibly excited to see some future video games. Hell, even games that were from your time would be great because it wasn’t like you’d had time to play any recently.

Naruto picked out some sort of fighting game, which didn’t surprise you for even one moment, and you decided to chat with him while he set it up.

“How was work, hokage sama?” you asked, teasing him by knocking him on the knee with your foot. “Did you sign lots of important things?”

“Ugh, I don’t normally wish for that, but paperwork would have been a thousand times better than having to meet with the civilian council,” he grimaced. “I’m so glad Shikamaru knew stuff about the business fairs in Wind Country, because the council is wanting to start doing something similar here and I didn’t even know what they were.”

You snorted. Naruto was incredibly overpowered, but you weren’t sure he’d ever understand business or economics. You were pretty good thankfully, so you would be a gracious friend and offer to help on occasion.

Wait, Shikamaru? Was Naruto the hokage that had been partly responsible for overworking Shikamaru? Or was it the hokage before him? You did seem to be a bit older in this cycle than Shikamaru’s but still…

This man better hope he wasn’t the cause of Shikamaru’s breakdown, because your plans for when you returned would change from ‘help Shikamaru’s friends support him in making reasonable boundaries’ to ‘beat up your friend for causing problems’.

“That sucks,” you said instead of voicing your threat. “At least you’re home now, the council can’t get you here.”

Naruto laughed and passed you a controller.

“I wouldn’t put it past them to try breaking down the door. Anyway, are you ready to get your ass beat?”

You scoffed at his smack talk.

“You wish, fishcake boy, I’m going to destroy you!”

Naruto squawked in protest.

“You are not!”

“Are too!”

“In your dreams!”

You ended up winning the first round by the skin of your teeth. Button mashing was the superior tactic after all. Naruto was way too focused on combos and flashy moves.

“Whatever,” Naruto grumbled as you gloated in his face. “I would totally win in a real fight, that’s what counts.”

You knew that he was right. He was the hokage and you were mentally about a decade in the past, so there was no way you could hope to fight Naruto and win.

But you weren’t going to let that fact stop your banter.

“No, I would totally win,” you argued. “All I’d have to do is like, put a poisoned bowl of ramen in front of you and it’d be game over. Playing dirty with ramen would be my winning strategy.”

“Playing dirty with ramen, huh?” Naruto said, wiggling his eyebrows. “There’s an idea for when it’s time for my heat.”

“Gross!” you protested, pushing him on his shoulders. “You’re disgusting, Naruto.”

“Yeah? Are you saying you don’t want to lick ramen broth off my stomach?”

“Shut up,” you said, trying your best not to imagine it. “You disgust me.”

“Does this disgust you?” he said, before pouncing on you, sending you both to the floor. He covered your face in kisses while you squealed at him to stop. You decided to tickle him in revenge and soon you were both laughing and shrieking and out of breath.

Naruto was hovering over you, chest heaving, signature grin looking at home on his face, when he looked at something over his head.

“Oops,” he said, getting off you. “We didn’t mean to wake you, Sasuke, sorry.”

Oh, you had forgotten that Sasuke was there. You sat up, Naruto climbing off you, and turned to see Sasuke with a tremendously bad bedhead looking at you in return.

It took everything in you not to laugh at his hair, but something told you that if even Naruto had resisted from teasing him, you should avoid it too.

“Whatever,” he mumbled, getting up with his blanket still tucked around him. He walked over to you and Naruto and slotted himself in between you without acknowledging either of you. You and Naruto wordlessly shuffled to make room for him.

“Here,” Naruto said passing him one of the bags from the coffee table. “You should eat.”

Sasuke accepted the bag and immediately started digging through the snacks it contained. He ended up picking out a pack of onigiri to munch on while Naruto started up the next round of your game.

This was so domestic and lovely. You had never imagined there would be a future where you and Naruto and Sasuke would be here together like this, snuggled up on the floor, playing video games and eating onigiri.

At one point, Naruto attempted to snatch an onigiri from Sasuke, but he was promptly growled away.

“Alright, alright, I’ll grab something else,” he said easily, pressing a kiss to Sasuke’s head, something which only make him growl more. “Want something?”

He held the bag open for you and you spotted a few of your favourite sprinkled in. You gratefully grabbed one; you hadn’t had much of the food earlier because Sasuke had eaten most of it.

The rest of the afternoon was spent in much the same way, you and Naruto making your way through several video games, Sasuke, who slowly became more and more animated, giving his cruel and brutal commentary about how much you both sucked at them.

And if the bickering made you tear up a few times, well, no one appeared to notice.

…

By the time the evening had rolled around, you had all decided to relocate to the nest upstairs. Sasuke had started getting antsy and you were grateful that Naruto was there to understand that that behaviour meant he needed to go to his nest, because you were too ill informed on pre heats to pick that up and Sasuke was too stubborn to admit when he needed something.

This was the second nest you were invading during this weird time travel themed week, even though you technically had permission. It felt like wandering onto sacred land with the permission of the senile groundskeeper who had mistaken you for the deity the land was dedicated to. You had permission, but technically under false pretences.

At least Naruto and Sasuke were both your friends and teammates. That made it a little less weird than entering Kiba’s nest had been.

The nesting room was split in half, one side for Naruto’s nest and the other side, Sasuke’s. You could immediately tell which half was which.

Sasuke’s was filled with mainly dark colours, woollen blankets and a cute little shelf that had a bunch of things for a heat stacked on there. Naruto’s side was bright, chaotic, and filled with stuffed toys and cushions more than blankets. He also had a mini fridge on his side that he’d covered with stickers.

It was a weird visual.

Regardless, you all found your spot, favouring Sasuke’s side of the nest mostly, seeing as he was the one in pre heat.

“This feels like a sleep over,” you said, reclining backwards. “It’s like we’re about to start talking about crushes or something.”

Naruto laughed and picked up a pillow from his own side to throw at you.

“Or should we have a pillow fight?” he teased. “I mean, it’s not like any of our crushes will be that interesting, it’ll just be people already in the room.”

“It’s not a sleepover,” Sasuke grumbled, picking up the stray pillow and throwing it back to Naruto’s side of the nest. “And we’re not having a pillow fight.”

“Yeah, but I mean,” you continued, ignoring Sasuke for a moment. “We all must have had crushes before we got together, right? Like what about Haku?”

“Oh, Haku,” Naruto sighed dreamily. “I saw him the other day, he’s still super pretty.”

“He is,” you agreed, thinking of a very different encounter than Naruto likely was.

There was silence for a moment before both you and Naruto turned to Sasuke expectantly. Sasuke crossed his arms and didn’t say anything, but as the silence carried on, he turned his head away and spoke.

“Haku’s… nice looking,” he said reluctantly.

“Come off it, you totally had a crush on him during that mission! We all did!” Naruto said, indignantly. “You can’t fool us.”

“I did not,” Sasuke said. “He tried to kill us.”

“So?” Naruto replied, sounding unsure what that would have to do with finding someone attractive.

“You’re an idiot,” was the only thing Sasuke said, before he turned over on his side, facing one of the walls.

“Noooo, don’t ignore me,” Naruto whined, leaning over and poking Sasuke on the cheek. “You’re supposed to love me.”

“Get off of me,” he growled, shoving backwards. His words had no real animosity in them though, you were fluent enough in Uchiha to recognise that. “Dobe.”

Now, you’d seen Naruto and Sasuke fight many, many times before, far too many times in fact and the more recent times hurt your heart to think about, but what was ensuing in front of you right now was nothing like that… They were slapping at each other’s hands like children.

“This is like watching a puppy and a kitten playfight,” you muttered to yourself, never taking your eyes off the weirdly competitive hand slapping fight. You wished they would stop though, what was the best way to do that? Shock value perhaps?

“Well, my first crush was Iruka sensei.”

Both of them froze, blinking at you in sync, before-

“What!” Naruto yelled, before choking on his own spit. “What- but- how- Iruka sensei? Seriously? Why?”

Sasuke looked quietly horrified and was obviously thinking the same thing. You had succeeded in distracting them, but at what cost?

“Well, I guess, um,” you felt bashful under their incredulous eyes. “I don’t know he was so nice and reliable and a really good teacher and he has pretty eyes and an even prettier smile so-“

You kept babbling, not helping your case at all. Naruto looked like he was questioning everything in the universe while Sasuke looked a little green around the gills.

“He was our teacher,” Sasuke emphasised. “Our teacher.”

“I know that!” you said defensively. “I’m not saying I tried anything! It’s totally normal for kids to get crushes on their teachers, y’know, you don’t have to get weird about it.”

“Next you’ll be telling us you had a crush on Kakashi sensei,” Naruto said with a grimace.

“Ew,” was your only reply.

“Ew,” Sasuke added.

“Ew,” Naruto finished.

You all looked at each other for a moment and then burst out laughing.

You definitely needed to do more of this when you went back to your time, when Sasuke returned, and Naruto wasn’t so busy. You would invite Sakura too, Sai as well. You wanted this in your life so badly. Friends and hang outs and sleepovers and just, everything.

But you needed to be in the village more often for that to happen. You decided then and there, as you watched Naruto and Sasuke laugh until they cried at the thought of someone having a crush on Kakashi sensei, that you would figure out a way to stay in the village more.

You didn’t want to be miserable and alone forever.

…

You had all bantered and chatted for a while. It was fun to be with your friends again and interesting to hear more details about the years you hadn’t lived.

Apparently, Naruto had had a rather persistent admirer/stalker a few years ago that Sasuke took great pleasure in mocking, Kakashi had been the hokage before Naruto (and wasn’t that a wild thought) and apparently Sai had done a whole myriad of things that meant Sasuke scoffed every time someone said his name.

It was a top tier gossip session.

A top tier gossip session that had somehow ended with Sasuke’s cock in Naruto’s mouth.

“Not so fast,” Sasuke gasped, fisting a hand into Naruto’s hair. “Watch the teeth.”

Naruto rolled his eyes but obliged, slowing right down, likely much more than Sasuke had wanted because he bucked his hips in protest.

You were kneeling by Sasuke’s head feeling like a strange, perverted voyeur. You should definitely be joining in somehow, but all the confidence you had from earlier was nowhere to be seen. It was intimidating… maybe you should just start with something easier and more familiar.

Like kissing. Kissing worked.

You reangled yourself and bent down over Sasuke’s head, cupping his face with your hands. He seemed eager, tilting his head up, ready to receive your kiss. You kissed him slowly, forcing as much sensuality as you could into it. Sasuke was much sloppier than earlier, likely due to the activities of Naruto down below, but it didn’t matter to you. Being able to swallow all the little noises he made with your lips was incredibly hot and you were happy to do it.

Sasuke’s movements became jerkier and jerkier as time moved on. He was moaning more, gasping more, seemingly forgetting that he was in the middle of a kiss more. You snuck one hand down to his bare chest, not to focus on increasing his pleasure, but just to rub soothing circles on his chest. If pre heat was anything like pre rut, he would enjoy some soothing touches mixed in with the sexy ones.

“I’m going to-“ Sasuke seized and you pulled back to watch. His face contorted, little flashes of red visible behind his eyelids, and his toes curled. Naruto didn’t try to pull away, in fact, he seemed to push Sasuke’s cock further down his throat, sealing his lips around the base.

It was all over in a few seconds, but as you watched Sasuke collapse, panting, like he’d just had his soul sucked out and Naruto swallow with a cheeky grin and a wipe of his lips, it felt like eternity.

“Are you up next?” Naruto asked with a wolfish grin. “I think Sasuke needs a break.”

Just the insinuation that he needed a break had Sasuke opening his eyes and struggling to sit up.

“I shouldn’t do anymore, or my heat will trigger,” he said, like he was explaining why he couldn’t join without an insult to his stamina. “We shouldn’t have done that anyway.”

“That’s fine, Sasuke, don’t push yourself,” you said, wanting to be a supportive mate through the cloud of arousal.

“Yeah, that’s fine,” Naruto concurred. “You can just watch.”

By the end, you could add ‘Naruto has a magical mouth’ to the list of things you’d learnt on this cycle.

…

This was your final night like this, in the future. Your heart ached as you imagined returning to the loneliness that you remembered.

Stop, you reprimanded yourself, this whole thing was about knowing how to fix the loneliness, not returning to wallow in it. You would be fine. You could make a game plan during your first few days, and you would build a life you loved.

Sasuke snuffled a bit on your chest and shifted his position to be more comfortable. You were all laying together now, Sasuke on his side of the nest, Naruto on his side, and you in the middle. It was so comfortable that you fully believed they had coordinated the nests to allow a comfy spot for you in the middle. How sweet.

Naruto, on the other hand, was entertaining himself by fiddling with your hair, but his hand movements had been getting slower and slower as he relaxed further into the nest.

“Goodnight,” he said, yawning. “Don’t forget to wake us up if you go into heat, okay? That’s why we’re here.”

“Hn,” a very tired Sasuke agreed, not bothering to open his eyes. His head was a pleasant weight on your chest, and it was clear that he was already halfway to dreamland.

“Goodnight to you, too,” he whispered, leaning over and pressing his lips against yours. “I hope you sleep well because you’re going to need it.”

“Goodnight,” you whispered into the dark room. “To both of you. I promise I’ll cherish this day forever.”

And for the final time, you closed your eyes in the future, knowing that you’d open them in the past.

You didn’t quite finish deciding whether you were going to kiss the fortune teller or punch her in the face before your consciousness drifted away.

Next chapter 

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Asuma 

Home x f!reader (4.1k)🍋

Warnings: NSFW, ‘Daddy’ kink, age gap, dry humping, messy pussy eater!Asuma, dumbification, overstimulation, unprotected sex, doggy style, vibrator, soft dom!Asuma

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Warnings: NSFW, breeding, degradation, dumbification, unprotected sex, praise, oral (male/female receiving), soft dom!kankuro, choking, bondage, loss of control, mentions of alcohol/rec drug use, drunk reader, overstimulation

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Sai

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[lailnii]

— where they like to cum

various x gn!reader

summary: a little hdc on where the naruto boys favorite place to cum

word count: 33

ass; obito, gaara, tobirama, izuna, neji, hidan, guy

breasts; itachi, sasori, jiraiya, shikamaru, kakashi, minato, asuma, kabuto, sai

face/mouth; naruto, indra, deidara, rock lee, kiba

breeds you; madara, shisui, hashirama, sasuke, shino

lailnii © | 08.07.21

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✧ lazy consequences :: f!reader [nsfw!]

✧ baby momma :: wife!reader

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✧ good morning :: f!reader [nsfw!]

✧ relief :: f!reader

✧ be mine :: f!reader

✧ y/n’s little journal :: gn!reader [semi-nsfw!]

☾ others

✧ what you need :: deidara x f!reader [nsfw!]

✧ please :: jiraiya x f!reader [nsfw!]

✧ jealousy :: neji hyuga x f!reader [semi-nsfw!]

✧ godly worship :: hidan x reader [semi-nsfw!]

✧ like a dream :: ino yamanaka x f!reader

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[imaginativeamateur]

[Kakashi Hatake X Reader] Burnt Eggs

Pairing: Kakashi Hatake x gn!Reader

Note: HELLO! This is my debut:)) Enjoy!

In the breezing morning, without any tasks waiting, you felt extra relaxed as you strolled through the empty streets, heading to a nearby market. It was still early for the sun to shine its ray through the clouds, you unconsciously appreciated the surrounding dimed with little lingering lights from the lampposts.

Humming as you made your way through the food stalls at the market, hands gathering any ingredients that came across your eyes, making a mental note of what you were planning to make later. On your way back, you noticed people starting to set up tables and chairs in the morning cafes as the humid wind slightly passed against your cheeks. It was summer, the flowers were blooming wide between the green leaves, bright red, white, and yellow flowers weaved your way back home.

You opened the door to your apartment and dropped your grocery bags on the kitchen counter. Taking a few steps to the window sill, you slid the clear panel aside and allowed the natural sunlight to beam inside, dancing on the floor. Little specks of dust rose from the sudden disturbance, glimmering in the morning’s light. Pulling your hair up into a messy bun, you switched the fan with your toe and as you waltzed to the kitchen. You enjoyed the wind billowing into your apartment, a morning like this was rare, the office hours and piles of paper had been dragging you for a long, long time. You started by washing the fresh vegetables and set them on the counter to dry, moving on to cooking rice, beating eggs.

After one hour of diligence, you found yourself staring at a full table of food, not to mention the slightly burnt pans in the sink. This had always been your bad habit – making more than what you could probably eat. You planned to get Ino or Sakura if they wanted to come over and share the food with you, only to realize that they were both on their missions. Being extraordinary Shinobi they were, you sometimes could not help but compare yourself with the young girls. Even though you had only been friends with them for around a month or so, they saw you as a sister and helped you a lot in making this place feel like home. Naruto was off with Jiraiya already, Kurenai was definitely with Asuma and you did not want to third-wheel their date, it was the weekend after all. You could certainly refrigerate the food, only if you would be home that night, unfortunately, you needed to attend a random dinner with your committee.

Sighing, a thought came across your mind, maybe you could bring some over for Kakashi next door. You heard he was back from his mission yesterday night.

“But I don’t really… know him!” your inner-self doubted.

“What if he thinks I am poisoning him?” You asked yourself, rolling on the couch.

“This is ridiculous! It’s just a normal meal, it should be fine!”

“What will I reason if he asks?”

“Well, just say that you made some extra food, there’s no need to freak out!”

You hesitated slightly as you knocked on his door, once, twice, and waited for the silver-haired Ninja to open it. You had seen Kakashi before, conversed with him quite a few times, but you two were not especially close for you to do something this intimate. You had known his students, but not especially Kakashi himself. At least, you considered cooking for him to be intimate. At this point, you started to regret your decision when the door remained still, with no signs of movement. Just when you were about to turn your heels, Kakashi opened the door, his masked face poked out through the thin creak. You jolted at his sudden appearance, not knowing what to say. He stared at you, shifting his gaze to the container you are holding in your quivering fingers, the mood grew more awkward as none of you decided to speak.

You could not deny that you find the masked Ninja oddly attractive, especially the way he held his gaze half-lidded. Yet, you were determined to affirm yourself that it was only a mere thought of arousal and that it would go away soon.

After you made up your mind, you get up from the couch and scooped heaps of food into a plastic container, secured the lid, and dawdled your way over to Kakashi’s.

Finally, you parted your trembling lips, not able to sustain his intense stare, “I made some food earlier. Ugh, I guess we can eat to…, I meant I wanted to bring you some. Um, hope you will like it!”

You briefly shoved the container into his hands and bowed with nervousness before you sprinted back to your apartment. After two long strides, you stumbled upon your slippers and headed straight to the ground, bracing yourself for a rough landing. This was another reason why you would never belong to the Shinobi world: you would likely shove your face into the dirt before the opponent could even pull out a kunai. But when you were about to kiss the ground, a strong grip pulled you back to your feet. Kakashi fully appeared… in his tight, sleeveless tank and long pants, his half-lidded eye still cloudy from being wakened up early in the morning, you assumed. His tank’s material hugged perfectly to his lean built, outlining the defined muscles underneath. You could not help but be flustered at your thoughts and blamed the summer’s heat for them. You glanced down to his hand holding onto your arm and gulped, “Thank… thank you!”

Thoughts were going wild in your head. How did he know that you had not eaten yet? Did he stalk you or something? That was creepy! What did you get yourself into?

He released his hand, fixed his posture straight, and murmured under his mask, “Bring your breakfast over and join me!”

You look up, stuttered, you did not hear it wrong, did you? “I’m fine, I… already ate, I’ll take my leave now!”

The silver-haired Ninja tilted his head to one side, “What do you get by lying to me, Y/N?”

What happened to Kakashi? What were you supposed to do?  Was he literally asking you to eat with him? What if he kidnapped you to some weird places? While questioning, you still could not deny the butterflies welling up in your stomach as you get back to your apartment, maybe it was not bad at all, to spend your breakfast with a mysterious yet attractive Ninja of Konoha.

Seeing the confusion written all over your face, his visible eye crinkled, “You had your curtains opened.”

You closed your eyes, wanting to escape this great embarrassment, “You have been watching me?” You, of course, did not want to use ‘stalking’, especially in this context, but still shuddered at the thought that he had been observing you for Kami knows how long.

Still giving you his eye smile, Kakashi dropped a bombshell, “Right when you burnt the eggs.”

You froze, asking yourself what you did to get into this situation. Looking at his smile made you want to dig yourself a hole and disappear right away. You raised your voice a bit, “Did I wake you up? I’m sorry if I -”

“Nah, I just went back to sleep. But whatever you have in here smells good,” he shrugged, eyeing you, “why are you still here? Go back and get your breakfast!”

You exhaled heavily and take your leave, “Okay, I will be back shortly.”

It took your eyes several minutes to adjust to the darkness inside his apartment. Kakashi was seated – actually perching would be a better word to describe his posture – on the edge of his sofa with his Icha Icha firmly in hand. You silently wondered how he could possibly read with such little light.

“So you’re not going to turn on the light,” you chirped, “at least open your curtain, Kakashi-san.”

You finally got his attention as he placed the book on the low table beside and went for the window, “Welcome to my apartment!” The radiating light now allowed you to fully capture his apartment in sight, simple, and a bit… plain if you were to say.

“I saw you beating eggs earlier,” he raised an eyebrow, “what did you make?”

Opening your containers, you both settled down on the sofa, sitting across from each other. You amusedly explained, “Just traditional dishes, healthy and delicious, I hope!”

You clapped your palms together before starting to dig into your food, you were starving and practically drooling at the smell of your own crafts. “Oh, I don’t have my chopsticks,” you looked up, smiling warily at the masked Ninja. He pointed to the kitchen and motioned you to go get a pair of chopsticks. You made your way into his kitchen, there was literally nothing present on the kitchen counter, except for a kettle in the corner, a small, single stove, and a sink with bowls neatly stacked on the drying rack.

“Kakashi-san, I don’t see the chopsticks!” you called out to the Ninja.

“Sixth row from the left, second last drawer from the bottom,” he elucidated in a neutral tone, “make sure you are pulling it out, not swinging it open.”

It would be an easy task locating the right one until you glanced down at his endless rows of drawers, all matching in design and color. Mumbling his direction, you traced your index across the rows and counted your way through, and stopped at the one that seemed to fit his description. You were just about to pull the drawer open, he added, “Be careful, you don’t want to open the wrong one!”

You flinched at his words and lifted yourself up, starting to count once again, this time, paying closer attention. “It must be some weird stuff that he stores in there, maybe deadly weapons” you whispered, “or Icha Icha, maybe. Why on Earth does he even store such things here?”

“Can you locate the chopsticks?” he rang from outside.

“Yes, yes, I’m coming!” you quickly pulled on a drawer after already making sure that it was the right one twice and sighed in relief to see chopsticks lying in a metal box. You grabbed a pair and hurried outside without forgetting to push the drawer back in its place.

When you plopped yourself onto the sofa, Kakashi brought his palms together and bent his upper body down to the empty container, “Thank you for the meal, it was delicious!”

“Wow, that was fast,” you acclaimed, the thought of seeing his bare face shattered into pieces, “is my cooking okay?”

“Not bad, it somehow reminds me of something familiar…” he drifted off.

Seeing the man in front did not one to further the topic, you began eating, feeling glad that the burnt eggs turned out edible. “Do you often cook?” you initiated.

“Not that frequently, but I know how to cook though,” he replied.

You nodded at his answer, eyes wandering around the apartment to fully take in the sight, this time more carefully. “Do you especially like a certain dish, Kakashi-san?” The questions slipped out before you actually noticed and smiled hesitantly. Too fast, you noted.

“I’ve grown attached to eating basically anything for survival,” he shrugged, “but I recently found Ichiraku’s quite good of a ramen shop.”

You saw his lips curved under the mask at the implicit mention of his student’s obsession with ramen. You had heard of Naruto before, and of course, Team 7, well, without Sasuke.

“How about you?” he suddenly asked.

“Oh,” you shifted and leaned back a little bit, “food is my guilty pleasure.”

“Hm,” Kakashi looked up in question.

“I like anything from curry to sushi, or any kind of soup and noodles,” you exclaimed in joy, delighted to talk about your love for the place’s varied cuisine, “Konoha is such a great place for gustatory satisfaction!”

“Glad that you like it here! How long have you been here for?”

“Not very long, probably three months?” you tilted your head to one side and tapped your chin.

“It must be difficult to adjust to the place at first.” He commented.

“It was, I grew up in a rural area and Konoha seemed to be a busy place when I first came,” you admitted, “but I was lucky to meet, well, Sakura-chan and eventually Naruto-kun and their fellow Shinobi friends.”

“Sakura mentioned you several times, how did you two meet though?” the silver-haired Ninja leaned back onto the couch.

“Not in a very optimistic circumstance, I suppose,” you inwardly spoke, “I got myself into some villagers’ heated argument and one of them threw a punch in my face when I was trying to pacify the situation.”

Kakashi’s eye sparked a light but he did not speak.

“I ended up in the hospital with a swollen cheek, slightly fractured bone, and Sakura eased my pain.” You unconsciously reached for your face and rubbed against your cheek, silently admiring Sakura’s skills as a young, successful Medic.

You two kept talking for a long time, Kakashi did not reveal his past too much, it was mainly you answering his random questions. You were quite surprised that you both shared many similarities, the same dislike for sweets and crowded places, the same love for dogs and silent strolls in the forest, to have the same background as orphans and self-reliant individuals. He even promised to bring you to their training session one day. Within that mere hour, you sparked a strong bond that you never knew would last for a long time, neither did Kakashi.

#kakashi hatake #kakashi x reader #naruto #kakashi imagines #kakashi x y/n #kakashi x you #kakashi fanfiction

[beneathstarryskies]

Key:

🥀 = Angst

💖 = Fluff

🔥 = Smut

💌 = Requested

🚫= Warnings Apply (Kinky)

☠️ = Character Death

Part 2 of my masterlist can be found here!

Star Wars

Arranged Marriage: Hux x OC 🥀

Fight Me, You Handsome Stranger: Obi Wan Kenobi x OC 💌💖

Quiet Moments: Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader 💖🥀

Kissing Obi Wan Headcanons 💌

Orson Krennic NSFW Alphabet 💌🔥

Obi Wan Kenobi NSFW Alphabet 💌 🔥

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Harry Potter

Only a Kiss: Severus Snape x Narcissa Malfoy 🔥🥀

A Bit of Studying: Remus Lupin x Reader 💌 🔥💖

Remus Lupin NSFW Alphabet 🔥

In the Morning: Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger 🔥💖

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Evil Dead/Ash vs Evil Dead

Dumb and Arrogant: Ash Williams x Reader 🔥

Halloween with Ash Headcanons 💖

Striptease: Ash Williams x Reader🔥

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MCU

Five Stages of Grief: Tony Stark x Pepper Potts 🥀☠️

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DC

In the Night: Bruce Wayne x OC 🥀

Domestic Bruce Headcanons 💌💖

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Peaky Blinders

Hell Doesn't Freeze: Alfie Solomons x OC 🥀☠️🔥

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Cobra Kai/The Karate Kid

Waking up with Johnny Lawrence: Johnny x Reader 💌💖

NSFW Alphabet Johnny Lawrence (1984) 💌🔥

Fluffy Alphabet with Johnny Lawrence (Past and Present) 💌💖

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Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul

The Escort: Cinnabon Gene x Sex Worker!OC 🚫🔥

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Naruto

Wicked Lessons: Orochimaru x OC 🚫🔥

When You Got the Blues : Jiraiya x Fem!Reader💌🔥💖

Shikamaru NSFW Alphabet🔥

Sasuke NSFW Alphabet🔥💌

Do Not Disturb: Sasuke x Reader x Naruto🔥🔥

You Can Be the Medicine: Yamato x Fem!Reader🔥💖

untitled soft Itachi: Itachi x Fem!Reader💌🔥💖

Kakashi NSFW Alphabet🔥

Birthday Headcanons: Jiraiya x Reader, Itachi x Reader, Lee x Reader, Kakashi x Reader💌🔥💖

Don't Go Away Mad: Yamato x Reader🔥🚫

Squirting Headcanons: Jiraiya x Reader, Itachi x Reader, Kakashi x Reader, Yamato x Reader💌🔥

Squirting Headcanons Pt. 2: Naruto, Neji, Lee, Sasuke, Shikamaru💌🔥

Jiraiya with a Stronger Son Headcanons💖💌

Cuddly Shikamaru Drabble: Shikamaru x Reader💖💌

Kakashi Being a Terrible Cook: Kakashi x GN!Reader💖💌

Madara Uchiha NSFW Alphabet💌🔥

Tobirama Senju NSFW Alphabet💌🔥

Squirting Headcanons Pt. 3: Madara, Iruka, Obito, and Izuna💌🔥

Visiting The Hotsprings w/Shikamaru Headcanons💖💌

Madara Uchiha SFW Alphabet 💖💌

Losing Your Virginity to Jiraiya Headcanons 💌🔥💖

Izuna Uchiha NSFW Alphabet💌🔥

Jiraiya Body Preference Headcanons💌🔥💖

Polyamorous Relationship w/ Itachi and Shikamaru HC's💌🔥💖

Itachi Uchiha NSFW Alphabet💌🔥💖

Itachi w/ Stressed S/O Headcanons💖💌

I'm Your Painkiller: Rock Lee x Reader💌🔥💖

Teasing Jiraiya Headcanons💌🔥

Let Me Love You: Rock Lee x GN!Reader💖💌

#masterlist #important #updated masterlist #updated may 24

[floorbe]

kinktober.... (500 follower special) n*sw// post!!!

so... we hit 500 followers!!! wtf!!!!!!! I am beyond overjoyed and grateful tbh tbh!!! Honestly I. Can not contain my excitement. So, as a kind of thank you, I am going to do kinktober!!! Here’s how it’ll work, pls read all of this before hopping in my inbox hehe:

-You can request one character for one kink, so each ask can only request one character*

*I’ll let each kink have two characters, BUT they have to be from different fandoms. and u can’t request them both in one ask ehehe sowwy

-There won’t be any duplicates, one character per one kink! (So think carefully abt who you want for what kink...)*

*only exception to this is the threesome day! Any characters requested in a threesome can also be requested for one other kink! (Both pairs still have to be from diff fandoms)

-Also please specify what gender u want reader to be!

-Normal requests are NOT open just yet, just these

-First come first serve bc there’s no better way?? Unless y’all want a poll but I feel like that’d get messy real quick

-Kinktober template is below! I’ll update the post as requests come in so be quick lol

-You can request any character I write n*sw// for!

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Day 1: Praise - Gundham Tanaka (F), Jugo (GN)

Day 2: Biting - Kazuichi Souda (F), Kiba Inuzuka (F)

Day 3: Roleplay - Sakura Ogami (F), Celesita Ludenberg (F)

Day 4: Anal - Celestia Ludenberg (M), Present Mic (F)

Day 5: Overstimulation - Kiyotaka Ishimaru (F), Suigetsu Hozuki (M)

Day 6: Spanking - Tenko Chabashira (F), Shikamaru Nara (F)

Day 7: Lingerie - Nagito Komaeda (M), Sasuke Uchiha (GN?)

Day 8: Breath play - Maki Harukawa (F), Nagato Uzumaki (GN)

Day 9: Dirty talk - Hajime Hinata (F), Deidara (GN)

Day 10: Clothed S/x - Byakuya Twogami (F), Orochimaru (F)

Day 11: Rough s/x - Yasuhiro Hagakure (F), Naruto Uzumaki (F)

Day 12: Daddy/mommy - Kaito Momota (F), Shino Aburame (F)

Day 13: Thigh riding - Mondo Oowada (F), Maito Gai (F)

Day 14: Dry humping - Shuichi Saihara (F), Kakashi Hatake (GN?)

Day 15: Body worship - Kaede Akamatsu (GN?), Gaara (F)

Day 16: Public s/x - Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (F), Jiraiya (F)

Day 17: Oral - Rock Lee (F), Leon Kuwata (F)

Day 18: S/x toys - Junko Enoshima (F), Hawks (F)

Day 19: Threesome (you can request two characters here) - Kaito and Shuichi (F), Kakashi and Obito (F)

Day 20: Fingering - Ryoma Hoshi (F), Tenten (M)

Day 21: Striptease - Akane Owari (GN?), Iruka Umino (F)

Day 22: Knife play - Mukuro Ikusaba (GN?), Junko Enoshima (F)

Day 23: Quickie - Rantaro Amami (F), Asuma Sarutobi (F)

Day 24: Food play - Teruteru Hanamura (F), Choji Akimichi (F)

Day 25: Facesitting - Peko Pekoyama (F), Neji Hyuga (F)

Day 26: Cock warming - Kiibo (F), Genma Shiranui (F)

Day 27: Edging - Makoto Naegi (F), Ford Pines (F)

Day 28: Sadomasochism - Byakuya Togami (M), Kisame Hoshigaki (GN)

Day 29: Breeding - Sasori (F), Aoi Asahina (M)

Day 30: Bondage - Korekiyo Shinguji (F), Kakuzu (F)

Day 31: Pegging/strap-on - Ibuki Mioda (M), Aizawa Shouta (GN?)

#n*sw// #500 followers #jeezums yall !!! #also this will be my first time writing a lot of these ehehe so... yeah #kinktober #not an imagine #request #floorbe talk #k/nktober

[vampcubus]

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 & 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒

𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 / 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 .

minors and ageless blogs do not interact. you will be blocked on sight.

this blog is dom!reader x sub!character only. you can find sub!reader everywhere else so don’t come looking for it here.

all gender identities are welcome but this blog mainly caters to fem/afab!readers.

i age up characters. if this makes you uncomfy feel free to block me and move along.

this blog writes & interacts with dark content. you are responsible for curating your online experience, not me.

anon hate & rude asks will be ignored & deleted on sight cus idc.

askbox is open to everyone, dms usually reserved for moots (with exceptions) be respectful & don't message me with the intent to sext or you'll be blocked/ignored.

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐒 & 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 .

𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑

›    kyojuro rengoku . tengen uzui . obanai iguro . mitsuri kanroji . sanemi shinazugawa . tanjiro kamado . zenitsu agatsuma . inosuke hashibira . genya shinazugawa . shinjuro rengoku . hantengu clones (sekido & urogi preferred) . akaza . douma . gyutaro . gyokko . yushiro . hotaru haganezuka . kagaya ubuyashiki . muzan kibutsuji . yoriichi tsugikuni . kokushibo .

𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑

›    lo’ak . neteyam . kiri . spider . jake sully . neytiri . tonowari . recom quaritch . grace .

𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐖

›    prince sidon . ganondorf .

𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍

›    john doe/joker . harvey dent/two-face . edward nygma/riddler .

𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐕𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒

›    blitzø . fizzarolli . asmodeus . mammon .

𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐋

›    lucifer morningstar . adam . lute . sir pentious .

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐀

›    lucio . asra . muriel . julian . vulgora .

𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐍

›    levi ackerman . erwin smith . eren yeager . armin arlert . connie springer . hange zoe . reiner braun . bertholdt hoover . porco galliard . pieck finger . floch forster . yelena . annie leonhart .

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋

›    goku . vegeta . gohan . broly (dbs only) . frieza . shin . zamasu . lord beerus . lord champa . whis . jiren . dyspo . piccolo . frost . krillin . android 18 . android 17 . cabba . gamma 1 & 2 . tapion .

𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐈

›    mizu . akemi . takayoshi . abijah fowler (... not a word) .

𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐎

›    naruto uzumaki . sasuke uchiha . rock lee . kiba inuzuka . sakura haruno . hinata hyuga . shino aburame . gaara . kankuro . shikamaru nara . jiraiya . neji hyuga . orochimaru .

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

›    howl (howl's moving castle) . sunny day jack (something's wrong with sunny day jack) . john doe (john doe game) . victor van dort (corpse bride) . wally darling (welcome home) . sun & moon (fnaf sb) .

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 .

›    𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄

oneshots, quick thirsts/drabbles, and headcanons (note that my headcanons are a bit longform)

dom!reader x sub!character. top or bottom!reader so long as they are dominant.

fem or afab!reader for nsfw. will write fem or gender-neutral for sfw (pls specify if you'd prefer a gn!reader)

fluff, smut, angst, horror. i prefer to write abt romance but platonic relationships are also welcome

i write primarily in canon but ask me about AUs

yandere!character

non-sexual non-con (non-con touching/affection), dub-con, controlling behavior, obesession, manipulation, blood & gore.

a/b/o dynamics. alpha!reader x omega!character preferred, but will write for dominant omega!readers (ex: prime omega!reader)

polyamory, threesomes, and harems (examples: obamitsu x reader, uzuren x reader, inotan x reader, fizzmodeus x reader, ronal x reader x tonowari…)

hybrid au, demon pet au (@/invertedphantasmagoria, @/phantasmiafxndom) catboys, puppyboys, bunnyboys, etc...

despite the high saturation of nsfw content on this blog, wholesome fluff & sfw are very welcome! (i actually like writing sfw a little more 🫢)

𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 : reverse comfort, bed sharing, confident/forward readers, vampires, monster/cryptid!character au, yandere!character, hybrid au, soulmate au, sickfics.

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 : mommy kink, master kink, dacryphilia, pet play, collars, corruption kink, rigging, overstimulation, edging, spit kink, blood kink, vulnphilia, choking, pegging, rimming, praise kink, feminization, masochist subs, dumbifacation, size kink/size difference, monsterfucking, threesomes, harems.

›    𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄

sub!reader x dom!character

male/amab!readers

kink no-no's: sexual non-con, incest/stepcest, daddy kink, foot fetish, piss play/watersports/omorashi, maledom.

sexual abuse, forced pregnancy, miscarriages, emergency requests.

#‧₊⚰️˚⊹ navigation #rules for requests #rules #sub!kny #sub!dbz #sub!naruto #sub!aot #kny x reader #aot x reader #naruto x reader #telltale batman x reader #corpse bride x reader #blue eye samurai x reader #dbz x reader