The question: so, what are you watching these days?
The huntress: mostly knife trick tutorials on youtube
Now that @delicatefalice has put me into the John x Shayera headspace I’m thinking about how at the end end of Starcrossed
John says, “Was it all a lie?”
And Shayera says, “I love you, John. I never lied about that.”
And then in JLU
Shayera says, “Don’t say you don’t love me.”
And John says, “I’ll never say that.”
And just like what the fuck. My emotions. The romance and love of it all. Like what the fuck
So yeah….I saw this meme called it’s literally them on tiktok…..so yeah
The joker: my only crime was that I was down to clown.
as a kid i was absolutely conviced these two were in love and also that shayera was hispanic even tho shes literally an alien
Wonder woman: what state are you in?
Green lantern: Constant anxiety
The question: perfection
The flash:…..Central City?
The question: I need to stop taking shots at your intelligence.
Green arrow: oh, you don’t do it that often
The question: well, you miss a lot of it….oh, there, I did it again.
Green arrow: did what?
Batman: what are you doing?
Hawkgirl: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope
Superman: what are the hardest things to say?
Batman: I was wrong
Hawkgirl: I need help
The flash: Worcestershire sauce
Okay guys, so here we go: my tier list
As you can see, in my opinion the only acceptable spouse for Bruce is Diana and Superbat is a disgrace
Lex Luthor: so you think you’re funny?
The flash: I think I’m adorable.
Superman: Wally, did you finish the donuts?
The flash: no….
Superman: stop lying. I can see the powder on your pants.
The flash: ….that’s cocaine
Batman: i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are
Batman: Actuaply, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.
Batman: are you having soda for breakfast?
The flash: yes, what did you have for breakfast?
The flash: I’m doing better then you.
Huntress: you need a hobby
The question: I have a hobby
Huntress: stalking others isn’t a hobby
Okay but remember how JLU had that ‘Batman is smarter than anyone’ trope turned up to 11? Yet, in certain moments Diana managed to suprise him and I think that he secretly loved to be challenged by her and play their little flirting game. Just look at that smile, that was that one second Bruce allowed himself to forget about his crusade, his anger, being a dark angel in the hell that Gotham is and just enjoys that Diana flirted back and sweet Jesus Christ, I remember how much hope for more Wonderbat in next episodes it gave me but no, all we got was sadness, despair and unresolved sexual tension
In conclusion, JUST LOOK AT THAT SMILE
These are kinda old but I don’t think I posted them here
at a JL meeting
Diana: because of the severity of this mission I feel that we must be honest with each other
Hal Jordan: i’ve not convinced i’ve learned how to read i’ve just memorised a bunch of words
Barry: me and Bart watching My Little Pony unironically every tuesday night
Clark: I’m not entirely convinced sharks are real
Diana: Boys, that not what I meant-
Arthur: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS AREN’T REAL?