#jo cpucs

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Jo: Cheese is just a loaf of milk.

Alpha: He’s right and I’m scared.

Major: This implies a liquid form of bread?

Milon: Beer.

Major: FUCK

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #commentator crew #train #alpha cpucs #milon cpucs #josniffy #jo cpucs #major cpucs #major duncan #major d duncan

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Alpha: You’re on a date with someone and they call guacamole avacado jelly. What do you do?

Jo: Bash their brains in.

Major: Propose.

Turvis: Bold of you to assume I haven’t killed them already.

#cpucs #alpharad #incorrect quotes #commentator crew #major cpucs #jo cpucs #josniffy

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Jo: *sigh* I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Major: *sips waffle* Why?

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #commentator crew #stellar #josniffy #jo cpucs #major cpucs #major duncan #major d duncan

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Jo: Do I like you or do I like that you like me?

Alpha: Do I like you or do I like the idea of you?

Milon: Are you flirting with me, or can I just not recognize when people are being nice to me?

Major: Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just believe they aren’t?

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #commentator crew #everyone having a serious conversation and majors just like ‘uuuuuhhh 😬’ #alpha cpucs #because im not tagging these quotes as alpharad thats his tag now #jo cpucs #josniffy #milon cpucs #major cpucs

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Comissioner: It feels like.. bones.

Jo: How do you know what bones feel like???

Comissioner: Don’t ask stupid questions.

#cpucs #alpharad #comissioner cpucs #josniffy #jo cpucs

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Major: Here’s a fun christmas idea! We’ll hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.

Jo: We are so not doing that.

Major: Mistlefoe!

Jo: NO

#cpucs #alpharad #major cpucs #josniffy #jo cpucs #major d duncan #incorrect quotes #commentator crew

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If CPUCS Fighters had crit quotes

Vincent: Judgement is past!

Blood Falcon: Repent from the grave!

Dark Vince: You're making me work!

Commissioner: I'll keep it simple!

Kirby: I. Do not. LIKE YOU!

Tony: For Vincent!

Naomi: I aim for greatness!

Punished Convict: Pick a god and pray!

Blue Incin: OUT OF MY WAY!

PG Incin: No openings, I'll make one!

Toyconvict: Die with your regrets!

Zelda: Say Goodnight!

Link: Well excuse me Princess!

Rosa: Sweet Dreams!

Major: Expect Perfection!

Alpha: It's about sending a message!

Jo: I didn't order a crit!

Ness: I'm sorry, but this is war!

#stellar and train feel free to add more #cpucs #incorrect quotes #im not gonna character tag this properly cause theres that many characters #vincent cpucs #blood falcon cpucs #dark vince cpucs #skillshare kirby #tony cpucs #naomi cpucs #punished convict #commissioner cpucs #blue incineroar cpucs #pg incineroar cpucs #toyconvict cpucs #zelda cpucs #audible link cpucs #rosalina cpucs #major cpucs #alpha cpucs #jo cpucs #ness cpucs #magma #source: the majority are from fire emblem

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“Is he gonna three st-arrrk... darkk Link?”

- Jo, actually said in “Back to the Basics.”

#cpucs #correct quote #:) #stellar #was rewatching said episode for writing purposes #i dont know why i found this so funny but I DID #also btw that entire episode was bullshit. there was no thought put into this stuff before endgame i stg #josniffy #jo cpucs