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Joe & Ronnie Pt.2

Ronnie: [I’m gonna say you just appear on this tube like a dramatic vision because you can and you would do that]

Joe: [when you’re not entirely sure you can trust yourself ‘cos the kind of mind you do have so you’re really double taking and LOOKING like hello???]

Ronnie: [fully launching an object you have on you at him like could a hallucination do this and probably hitting so many random people with whatever it is, I dread to think]

Joe: [laughing and as per completely ignoring everyone around us because that has always been our MO, uninterested and unphased by how we’re affecting other people, so moving through this crowd like a pinball to go stand by her, putting your hand on the pole/rail moment and leaving a bloody handprint like yeah, I’m real too]

Ronnie: [the state of her at all times and the reaction normal people would have absolutely SENDS me to think about, but likewise does not care how drama because it’s very much the point to cause as much as possible at any given second, literally getting out the self harm she did earlier to show him that loveheart in person regardless of where on her body she has to flash to do it and how gross it is]

Joe: [the way we’re so uncasually into it and everyone on this train is gonna be edging as far away from y’all as possible because we’re digging in the wound and making sure it all opens back up as much as we can just using our hands, again, regardless of where this is and not asking for permission to do so]

Ronnie: [as blatantly and uncasually into it because as much as she hangs out with junkies and mentally ill people pretty much exclusively at this point in her life, they’re obvs not on her feral af level and if they are not at the near constant that she’s up there so it’s like okay damn he’s just like me]

Joe: [mhmm, people still have limits and standards, just because they have issues, most people don’t want to be fully unhinged, actually, if not basically all people lmao; the way I am thinking of that damn show Trixie and Katya watched rn because of this, like get your whole damn hand out of her, boy]

Ronnie: [it’s TOO real of a comparison, we see y’all basically fucking via a hand in an open wound and nobody needs to see that or have to witness her thankfully quiet because of the general volume of a packed tube but nevertheless INTENSE reactions]

Joe: [the unholy way we are going in on this because we’re watching your reactions so closely we literally aren’t even looking what we’re doing, just going by your face and the way you flinch and sound]

Ronnie: [thank god y’all are as feral as each other because there would be no way to style out how shamelessly turned on by every second of this she is if he was like actually nah and she had to try and go back on it, soz to everyone in the vicinity]

Joe: [I’m just pretending/praying it’s so body to body that no one is entirely able to see the whole show but people are going to have blood on them and think someone got shanked when they see; as unrepentantly putting our hand in your pants and mirroring what we’re doing because we know you’re turned on right now]

Ronnie: [there’s no stopping either of them the poor peeps on this tube are gonna have to just repress the scene]

Joe: [gonna need therapy, not to mention anyone could film this to report you or publicly shame you, you do you lads, also like to point out, has not said a word to her, is aggressively fucking her up literally]

Ronnie: [iconic, who else could ever, likewise has not said a word to this man is just allowing this all to happen and reacting to it via the most dramatic breathing known to man and surprisingly quiet yet equally dramatic sounds]

Joe: [kissing her somehow feeling like the biggest violation because of how we’re making it so tender in comparison for that exact reason]

Ronnie: [for me it’s the way she has literally not touched him until she’s kissing him back and even then their mouths only are in contrast to the way he could not be touching her more]

Joe: [‘I love you’ because of course you are, what else would you say, twisting your balled up fists]

Ronnie: [almost biting off his entire face because can’t and won’t say it back rn but DYING and she is a biter we know this and she did do it earlier to her flop bf so must]

Joe: [making your own INTENSE noise because forever about getting hurt too ‘I missed you’ and basically punching on each syllable]

Ronnie: [almost scalping this boy this time and almost knocking him and potentially other peeps out with the force at which his head is gonna collide with whatever is the nearest surface with the force of all this going on because CANNOT deal]

Joe: [the way we’re looking at you so dazed from that but still have to smirk at you ‘how longs it been again, baby?’ using our knee in your groin to double you over but keeping you upright on said knee]

Ronnie: [let’s all take a sec to remind ourselves again that this isn’t an empty train in the dead of night while y’all are acting like this, please and thanks, actually lucky his ear isn’t bitten off chewed and swallowed with the level of dramatic she’s being with it to also make the MOST unholy sound into it, if you told me some of his earlobe was missing I’d say well you got off lightly there hun]

Joe: [people must think y’all are too dangerous to apprehend, basically; and you’re not wrong because we have to use that same knee to be on your windpipe like you CANNOT sound like that]

Ronnie: [just out here suffocating to death and loving it, they are too dangerous to approach, stay back everyone]

Joe: [letting you up before you go fully unconscious but using the fact you’re that semi-unconscious floppy state to pull you against us so we can stealth fuck you from behind]

Ronnie: [would be allowing it even fully conscious so there are no notes]

Joe: [at least now we can put both hands in this wound]

Ronnie: [the way I was HORRIFIED at the cross contamination then like I actually gasped]

Joe: [my boo says a step too far lmao]

Ronnie: [it’s really not but apparently that’s the hill I wanted to die on there, no foof juice in the wounds]

Joe: [I love you little loaf, all of this is nasty nasty and he’s so here for it]

Ronnie: [she is too it’s just me here like oh no no, yet again not touching him now, we do dramatic and explosive gestures appaz and then we are like -]

Joe: [always trying to make you react so at first we’re in your ear and then saying it loud enough to be heard ‘you’re gonna cum on your brother’s cock’]

Ronnie: [Boo imagine literally ANY of the people, I am deceased and y’all don’t have enough shame, get some help ‘still not gonna fix it’ like we’re genuinely so sad for you about this and the peeps need to know]

Joe: [people like the what now, going from worse to worse here for yous; ‘I’ll cum for you’ like it ain’t an impossibility, again being conversely soft, kissing whatever skin we can from this position]

Ronnie: [‘you do fucking love me’ like okay yeah true maybe you will whilst doing literally nothing in comparison to this boy to make that happen haha]

Joe: [gonna say that this is your stop now so we’re yanking you off this tube whether you’ve realized that or not like gotta go, bye everyone]

Ronnie: [everyone breathing such a massive collective sigh of relief lol at least until she takes the opportunity to headbutt him and the blood from his nose sprays the poor peeps trying to get on or off at the same time as you two, it goes without saying she also kisses him then so aggressively and they both have all his blood on their faces and in their mouths, cos what a normal way to express how you feel about everything that has just occurred]

Joe: [literally being such a biohazard in these streets, like watch out everyone, you are not safe and they are unhinged, just getting y’all out of this station because there’s tube trains like every damn second and you aren’t dying rn so away from those tracks, you do have a party to freeload off of, just smearing each other up these disgusting walls as we go, obviously]

Ronnie: [what a lovely sight for the random people of london to have to once again behold, I like to think she’s writing her bfs number with the blood on some wall since she’s bored of him and has Joseph to be unhinged with now, you’re welcome for that sir]

Joe: [writing something akin to ‘for the plug’ with it because that won’t make that man fuming having people like you got drugs when he do, we all know how paranoid dealer types get lol just love to be antagonising as hell]

Ronnie: [so amused by it shamelessly, giving him the closest thing to heart eyes as she’ll do rn]

Joe: [you’re like the same person now it’s ridiculous, a 😏 but more sincere than that one reads]

Ronnie: [ringing this man and passing the phone over immediately like okay antagonise him and do your worse, from her own damn phone so he’s expecting her and gets Joseph because that bitch]

Joe: [doing your best to sound official at first like you’re a fed who’s got some info before resuming what you were doing to get her to make noise like sound familiar]

Ronnie: [when that’s too amusing because no it wouldn’t sound familiar at all, just cackling and doing a little intro like it’s me btw don’t wait up hun]

Joe: [just putting a drugs order in whilst you’re still on the line like may as well put yourself to use sir]

Ronnie: [likewise adding to it as if y’all are just at a kitchen table cosy and writing the list for the weekly shop]

Joe: [this man is definitely going to want to beat us to shit when he meets us and thus we have achieved what we were after there]

Ronnie: [Joe defs has to meet him at some point if only for the fact she’s made this man sound like he’s a little old wet hen when he’d actually be such a terrifying psychopath]

Joe: [I lol, also at the fact you’re making no attempt at conversation of any real kind, just vibing]

Ronnie: [sorry to this man at how soon she’ll even be bored of annoying you and be like bye, Joseph give ALL your FULL attention back to me please and thank you]

Joe: [pocketing your phone girl like you don’t need that now ‘welcome’ as if you’ve been looking for ways to dump this man and you got it]

Ronnie: [out here lighting his pocket on fire like you aren’t on the street surrounded by peeps as always as if you needed to prove how little you care or how feral you handle your own shit when both are this blatant]

Joe: [again, as close to heart eyes as can be said are occurring, the state of what you’re both wearing at this point]

Ronnie: [mhmm, putting this fire out by pressing against him would be fine in theory but when are you ever wearing enough clothes for that gal, nevertheless doing it though and risking actually burning to death]

Joe: [‘you do care’ half the pisstake, half like yeah, I knew it, pressing back harder]

Ronnie: [definitely getting burnt and blistered on her leg or somewhere cos of the lack of clothes there and moving back slightly to show him like yep I care about achieving that ‘gotta make an entrance’ knowing this party needs livening up before you even get there cos nothing could ever be unhinged enough for y’all]

Joe: [don’t know how else to describe this but literally ripping off the skin that would be attempting to blister on you currently as if that fixes the issue/that’s what we’re trying to do, and not, in fact, making it even worse ‘you do’ as the statement it is because we have seen you make an entrance now when you got on the tube]

Ronnie: [TOO into it, we all been knew, mutually eating said skin is gonna happen, again like you’re not in a public place, stop it]

Joe: [DRAMATICALLY trying to get that out of your mouth and into ours before you swallow it, by any means necessary, like oi, because likewise, so blatantly obsessed]

Ronnie: [a playfight that’s not at all playing, step back everyone, they are going in]

Joe: [really are just brawling, again, regardless of the fact that she’s a girl and sometimes people feel the need to try to step in when, if anyone did we’d just be like look how much she loves it, tell ‘em]

Ronnie: [makes me laugh because in no world does she need anyone’s help and if they are gonna offer they’ll get the shit beat out of them as well, not even strong or good at fighting simply just the dirtiest tactics always, same gal same]

Joe: [again, don’t bother general public, you will not be thanked, also he’s not just beating up a helpless woman, very different energy lol so]

Ronnie: [going all out here to try and win for the big sister vibes and because she do wanna impress him haha not that she’d ever admit it]

Joe: [we all see it girl but god bless, you can have it, saying you land in/make some broken glass, to continue injuring ourselves hardcore]

Ronnie: [1000% keeping a really good piece of that as a memento and also just because glass do be one of her fave things to injure herself with so will reuse it on many occasions truly]

Joe: [when she’s picked this up, grabbing her hand to pull ourselves up so that glass casually goes into both your hands so deep]

Ronnie: [‘romantic’ like we’re taking the piss but it actually lowkey is by y’all’s twisted definition of]

Joe: [dislodge yourself from the glass/this handshake of it all like ugh, yeah ‘cliches are crowd pleasers’]

Ronnie: [looks around to judge the crowd’s reactions and is pleased by how horrified anyone who has witnessed anything y’all have done is ‘have to go home otherwise’ like if we haven’t gone big enough]

Joe: [lighting yourself a cigarette like job well done and this is earned ‘heard you say you ain’t got one’ looking at her like same here, hand her your lighter but not anything to smoke]

Ronnie: [‘heard us say I’m stopping at yours’ because she has and did before y’all met and won’t be taking it back now you have, doing a smiley on her arm with said lighter how everyone used to back in the day like hey remember this throwback]

Joe: [‘Soph’s’ ‘cos don’t get it twisted, we’re both just crashing but we’re smiling at this smiley and gesturing vaguely towards ourselves like yeah, ‘course I do because would be covered in fading scars of them ‘cos we love burns]

Ronnie: [uncover and touch one of his that’s v faded and old to give the memory lane I wish I knew you then vibes which would be the first vaguely soft touch we have given to this boy]

Joe: [just recount the first time you ever did one, as gently searching out the most faded scars on her as we do]

Ronnie: [stealing his cigarette as if this was only a ploy to do exactly that and she’s not listening INTENTLY to the story]

Joe: [not fighting you on it remotely, even if we are watching you smoke indecently, the first time you ever did it was probably as a proper little child with your siblings so there’s that, not that awakening something in you]

Ronnie: [making a face and sticking her tongue out at him for the childish vibes because we feel you LOOKING at us, sir, but she’s got her tongue split like a gross savage so there’s that]

Joe: [asking her when she got it done ‘cos we obviously felt that before now ‘cos I’m sure it feels different as is half the point]

Ronnie: [overshare on all the deets of that story cos he will love to hear it, they literally just whip a razor blade out as far as I understand the common practice and so knowing you I’m sure you did it super sketchy instead of legit]

Joe: [at least it’s an excuse you don’t need to makeout with her without letting her finish this cigarette]

Ronnie: [not it becoming illegal in the UK in 2018 appaz, I was just googling and my bad they use a scalpel or they literally burn your tongue in half with a cauterization tool and it’s so dangerous and painful everything’s I just read is like DON’T lol]

Joe: [your tongue is more vital than you think, like if you can’t swallow you choke and die lads, I’m not surprised it’s now illegal but you got in there girl, pop off, sure people do it regardless but nah, no tah]

Ronnie: [could NEVER be me but she would and has, I would hope you were at least of age when you did this missy but honestly there’s no telling with you, so sad y’all are on the street still and she can’t show off her weird skills at oral cos we all know that’s why peeps are doing it as well as to look scary]

Joe: [at least the beauty of London and the tube is you should always land near enough to your destination so this isn’t gonna be a long walk ‘til you’re at this randoms]

Ronnie: [just graphically tell him everything you can and will do when you get there, casually for anyone to overhear, as well as any stories you have in that vein concerning the many other dudes you’ve blown in your time]

Joe: [thank god you care about no one at this party in a way no one else could, basically hate y’all but here anyway, so we can ignore anyone trying to talk to us and find a dark, secluded corner of this place like go on then]

Ronnie: [IMMEDIATELY doing the absolute most with utter disregard for anyone or anything, that goes without saying, actually makes me sad you can’t cum Joseph because giving it her absolute all]

Joe: [at least you can get erections, that’s when it’s really frustrating, so you can still be enjoying this, it’s an accidental flex the universe has given you ‘cos casually can go as long as the girl wants but we’re usually getting bored, obviously]

Ronnie: [won’t be stopping until her jaw locks unless someone at this party really feels the need to hardcore intervene which I doubt, in casual agony by the end which we know she is here for so everybody wins]

Joe: [the vibe is obviously ooh hush we’re all being bad here, so honestly, least chance of being interrupted you’ve had, some of these classier celebs might think y’all are too rough but others are going to be here for it; just lifting her up by her shoulders and moving her jaw about which might look considerate but you are just messing with it ‘you look fucking stupid’ said like you’ve just given her the best compliment ever]

Ronnie: [hit him SO hard in his own jaw that it’ll probably knock him out but doing it like you’ve just been really loving and kissed him really gently and soft like awh thanks babe]

Joe: [be on the floor, making no attempt to move when you come ‘round, loling and pulling her down so she’s on your level]

Ronnie: [kissing him in spite of and because both your jaws hurt, duh]

Joe: [grabbing the nearest bottle you literally roll into so you can pour some down y’alls throats]

Ronnie: [pouring some of said random alcohol on the open wound he violated earlier whilst making the most indecent eye contact ever]

Joe: [moving your mouth to catch the excess and meet the eye contact too]

Ronnie: [finding the glass she kept from earlier and using it to carve her childhood postcode into the upper left hand corner of his chest where the return address goes on an envelope because that’s an ILY and she really does rn]

Joe: [‘where the fuck have you been’ like you should have been with me my whole life, never mind just finding you sooner]

Ronnie: [pressing into it because that’s where she was and she’s really mad about it because so close and yet so far at the same time and that actually is sad]

Joe: [‘I ain’t having her touch you’ ‘cos casually but not at all seething at your mother, like you always are but moreso now than ever and we can’t even pretend we want to give you a tattoo associated with her now, licking up this blood like it’s salt off your skin]

Ronnie: [licking his blood off this piece of glass except for some that we clearly wanna keep on it for the sentimental mems ‘what’ll be then, like?’ cos what are you gonna do if not that sir]

Joe: [take this glass and ponder by lowkey giving her very superficial cuts all over whilst you think, then do your birthday like this should have been the first day we met, doing it on her stomach]

Ronnie: [using her phone torch to see this better and then taking pics and videos from all angles because looking down at it simply is not good enough, soz that they’ll all be getting posted to snapchat or whatever people were using in this era I don’t remember, makes me die because his bday is new year’s so everyone like ??]

Joe: [snapchat is honestly the likeliest shout for this era and lowkey still now if you’re being this vibe so pop off, when this is too cute and we have to distract ourselves from all this FEELING by doing 3 and a half tally marks on one of our wrists because how old she would have been when he was born]

Ronnie: [Charlie and whoever else are welcome that she’s gonna be distracted from this grim photoshoot by then seeing him do that and realising why so sucking and kissing his wrist in the most extra manner because love that]

Joe: [‘you’re so far in my fucking brain’ ‘cos we aren’t used to this level of comprehension, obviously, no one else is operating on this level and I’m soz but Ray wasn’t either so this is literally making us malfunction]

Ronnie: [it’s the tea, love you Ray but no lie detected, sticking her tongue in his ear as if she can touch his brain with it and telling him a memory from when she was 3 and a half or as close to it as she can remember, which is probably a self harm story like banging her head against the floor or biting herself because ofc]

Joe: [tell her a memory of your own from the same age of you being blatantly not right and Thomas being well on the way like 4 is a sensible number of under 4s to have in this home]

Ronnie: [casual bit of bonding cos god knows where you were living at that age but none of them have lasted for you for obvious reasons or been it so you can go into those deets and you already being a lil punk by the time he was 3 or 4, shaving your own head and putting a safety pin through your cheek nbd]

Joe: [just asking you what living in a home was like, living with random foster fams, all the bits you didn’t experience along with the clear similarities of being in the same place at the same time]

Ronnie: [but her actually telling him honestly though not just the horror stories she tells other peeps for shock factor, but genuinely, excuse me while we all take a sec to register how important and unlike her that is]

Joe: [when we actually wanna know and aren’t just asking for the trauma dump of it all]

Ronnie: [collecting another bottle from the vicinity and downing it even if it’s someone’s cigarette butts and piss because not checking before downing it and gotta down it because any time she feels a feeling of any kind she then has to kill it]

Joe: [going off to find the person with the hookup at this party for the same reason]

Ronnie: [when there’s a part of her that doesn’t wanna do hard drugs rn because actually wanna be here with him and capable of talking and interacting and that shakes her to her core in a way that nothing else has or ever would because when does that ever happen, just losing it in his absence, don’t mind her everyone]

Joe: [‘scuse us everyone, this is too intense for them even though they don’t wanna admit that of course]

Ronnie: [god knows where he’s gonna find her in this house and what she’ll be doing to herself or someone else because CAN’T cope]

Joe: [regardless we’re throwing drugs at you like we weren’t just having a real conversation or moment because that’s who we are]

Ronnie: [doing them regardless of what they are or she was in the middle of because likewise who she is]

Joe: [who can say honestly, not holding us to anything, maybe ketamine, people seem to enjoy doing that, esp. in this period]

Ronnie: [yeah I’m sure it’s something trendy while still being what the peeps at this party consider hardcore because tis clearly the vibe of what they are all doing here, it’d be a good one for us rn cos it doesn’t take long to kick in but also doesn’t last long once it has if y’all do wanna get back to being deep and meaningful, plus everyone at this party would be snorting it cos the most common way but if y’all wanted to be more feral you could inject it into a muscle for that bigger hit]

Joe: [I’m sure you have a rig on you Ronaldo so you can pop off]

Ronnie: [do it for him so we all know you love him]

Joe: [gonna help with the emotions you’re feeling lads, mhmm]

Ronnie: [pretend all you like that you just wanted to jab him really hard with a needle but we see you gal, I wonder which muscle in your body would hurt the most cos obvs picking that while he can still feel pain before the drug kicks in haha]

Joe: [y’all are skinny little rats anyway so that never helps with said pain]

Ronnie: [at least it’ll hit quicker doing it like that because must be so !! rn with y’all waiting for this drug to hit when you’re this overwhelmed by each other]

Joe: [least you can front that you ain’t, purposely intro’ing you to everyone as his sister like they didn’t witness y’all over each other like a rash, like is any of y’all gonna say anything or what]

Ronnie: [I’d hope someone would even though I’m sure most peeps would think you’re joking to be edgy and I don’t hope for whoever the person’s sake because they will absolutely annihilate you verbally for their own amusement and physically if you don’t take the hint and go away lol, but thanks for the excuse she does need to be all over him more during these intros because in love]

Joe: [people deffo would think it’s a joke, for their own sanity as much as that being half your gig, like this isn’t performance art people but pop off]

Ronnie: [nevertheless dropping ILY cos we can pretend it's for their benefit if we need to and not just cos she needs to say it or she’ll kill herself]

Joe: [we know it is not for their benefit and we’re gonna let you know by doing the most in a very unsibling manner]

Ronnie: [immediately gaslighting and girlbossing by being like ‘you’re tripping, baby’ in a awh bless you lightweight kind of pisstakey tone like I absolutely did not say that]

Joe: [‘that’s the point’ like correct and also what about it]

Ronnie: [push him away but in the kind of way when you’re not pushing him away at all and just lol]

Joe: [getting in her face like you’re just that annoying younger brother]

Ronnie: [kissing him obvs ‘this is a hallucination’ because a side effect of, but doing the most so you know it’s really not ‘you’ve pure fucking lost touch with reality, like’]

Joe: [‘never had my number’ like me and reality have never been close honey]

Ronnie: [‘if you’re gonna cheat on us, cheat smarter’ like good]

Joe: [‘I will’]

Ronnie: [‘the fuck you will, McKenna’ like excuse you no]

Joe: [😏 no notes]

Ronnie: [trying to rip that expression from his face haha, ketamine chills out who, not this gal, lucky for him she probably can’t cos hard to move properly]

Joe: [we’ve all seen ravers, whatever y’all think you’re doing, you’re mostly eating your own face rn ‘you’re the only one I love’]

Ronnie: [‘you’re only talking in cliches’ because that sounds like such a line]

Joe: [shrugs ‘why we’re here’ like wouldn’t be getting these free drugs if they didn’t think I was the next big thing]

Ronnie: [‘that we don’t include me’ like no bullshit thank you]

Joe: [‘good thing it’s still true’ ‘cos just ‘cos it sounds nice don’t make it an automatic lie ‘who else here’ full shade at you all]

Ronnie: [name dropping that actress from earlier for the pisstake like I know you love her work]

Joe: [looking around like you’re in any state to go find her but for her sake she must be out of this room like oh damn it]

Ronnie: [shamelessly and what would be v painfully if he was in any state to feel it forcing his head back to looking at her and keeping it there like no you can only look at me]

Joe: [again, not at all casually inspecting your heart-shaped wound right now like remember that or what]

Ronnie: [getting the most in his grill possible so he can hear her reaction over how loud this party is because however numb you are atm you do remember when you weren’t and you still like it]

Joe: [‘who else’ meant in all the ways that could be taken when it comes to y’all]

Ronnie: [‘how’s it feel to be more special than k?’ because really hate ketamine rn for even remotely numbing us]

Joe: [‘I wanna feel everything’ we’re here because you both can’t but it still feels true when we say it]

Ronnie: [‘what’s your tolerance?’ like they can both just break out of these effects rn immediately because they want to]

Joe: [‘fuck around and find out’ ‘cos she texted it earlier]

Ronnie: [😏 ‘come ‘ed, soft lad, show us’ like come on I’m waiting]

Joe: [just gonna do our best to finger fuck you ‘til you feel it here]

Ronnie: [the EYE CONTACT just being insanely intense this entire time]

Joe: [‘feel it’ so aggressively, again, as if there’s any choice in the matter]

Ronnie: [calling him every homophobic slur under the sun rn cos gay men be using this drug so they can hardcore fist each other and the like and of course she knows that and the jokes about Joe and Charlie will run and run]

Joe: [‘you wish’ like you wish I was him right now, continuing to be so forceful about this all]

Ronnie: [‘you wish’ like you actually are using us to get to Charlie here lol ‘I’ve been there and fucked that’ dismissively because so many times and so over it now actually, soz Charlie]

Joe: [‘If I want to, I will’ we definitely mean if we want the money/drugs/whatever else we can take from him but no need to clarify]

Ronnie: [‘you ain’t masc enough for him to want you’ because he likes those super straight lads we all know]

Joe: [‘he’d like me if I needed him to’ because you’ve had that convo about being shameless users]

Ronnie: [a smile because true ‘never had a proud big sister moment before’ soz Bronson we’re calling you a flop but tis also true from her POV]

Joe: [‘people are easy but boring’ STARING at her like are you though]

Ronnie: [STARING back of course like oh honey I’m not even a person anymore don’t worry]

Joe: [literally poking you in the eye because it’s so childish but also ow]

Ronnie: [‘fuck you’ but said like she’s saying ILY again because she do, literally tonguing his eyeball and trying to suck it out of his head in response]

Joe: [‘so beg us for it’ like she was asking right there and we aren’t already making moves without her doing it again]

Ronnie: [‘you’d have to be dreaming’ cos however much of a dreamlike state we feel like we’re in, thanks drugs, not that bitch]

Joe: [‘I don’t care what you say’ like bitch, I know regardless]

Ronnie: [‘take more than dirty talk, yeah’ knowing you can’t and won’t cum regardless unlike some of your previous girlfriends who I’m sure thought they could make him if they just tried]

Joe: [‘what’s it matter’ like I can still fuck you]

Ronnie: [‘it don’t, cumming inside us would only be worth it if you could also put a bastard in there we could bring home to mammy dearest in Dublin’ like I’ve let you down too, boy, so sorry]

Joe: [‘harder to off with a coat hanger once they’re out anyway’ like what the hell would we do with it after the fuck you mum of it all lol]

Ronnie: [‘her doorstep, her fucking problem’ like we’re just gonna abandon the kid there]

Joe: [shake your head ‘loves an orphan that ain’t her own’ and spill that beeline tea]

Ronnie: [‘send a letter the first time some old cunt tried to touch us up and be back in her open arms’ with a ugh like now you tell me cos dodgy men would have tried and only did not succeed because she was so feral]

Joe: [‘fuck them, I should’ve made them admit they couldn’t cope and been in the system instead’]

Ronnie: [‘everyone’s favourite’ meaning mcvickers is which why they didn’t send you but also that the pervs would’ve loved you if you were in the system]

Joe: [‘none of them could’ve hacked it, except her’ meaning Bea and for a reason why we didn’t snitch on our parents like that]

Ronnie: [a shrug because nobody thrives in care unless they get adopted really early into a lovely fam which is clearly nobody she’s ever interacted with]

Joe: [‘I had to keep ‘em alive, 6 out of 7 is alright odds’ with his own shrug, rolling up a joint]

Ronnie: [stealing it like he’s doing SUCH a shit job that we have to take over and do to avoid looking at him ‘I’d have killed you’ it would sound like bants of cos you’re an annoying little brother except that it’s really not and she truly means it because feral]

Joe: [‘one of ‘em will, eventually’ like don’t worry, it’ll still happen]

Ronnie: [‘the fuck they will’ not at all casual like NO they will not because have claimed Joseph now and am the only one allowed to]

Joe: [amused like oh yeah]

Ronnie: [a LOOK like you heard me hun]

Joe: [dramatic sigh like I suppose it don’t matter to me ‘alright’ but we are LOOKING back despite protests]

Ronnie: [‘you found us’ very much saying as far as we’re concerned you’re the only brother we have or will ever recognise as being via the mcvickers fam, that lowkey hitting her again that it only happened earlier today as she says it]

Joe: [‘yeah, kind of fucked it was that easy’ ‘cos it is, not at all hidden or living a completely new life from where you came from ‘but not gonna complain’]

Ronnie: [that just really confirming for you that Tommy and Ali being younger is no excuse and they could’ve so you’re like yep fuck all of y’all for not caring, lost in those thoughts]

Joe: [‘not old enough to say she can’t work a computer’ ‘cos there’s no way you’ve not looked her up Tess, even if you’ve clearly vowed to not get involved ever]

Ronnie: [the way she’s clearly had that thought running through her head since whenever Joseph sent that first message not to mention constantly since the first time she looked Tess up herself at whatever age that was]

Joe: [it’s only when the names get changed or you’re purposefully blocked from the info it’s any type of hard in this day and age]

Ronnie: [just stealing some coke from the rich kids because it’s one of the most dangerous things to be mixing with this ket appaz and clearly readily available like okay shut up brain and shut up Joseph]

Joe: [have at it girl]

Ronnie: [I won’t let you die even though people have and easily do from the combo, you’re the Keith Richards, can’t and won’t]

Joe: [we’re just being antisocial now and writing in our phone notes like an absolute cliche]

Ronnie: [she’s probably beating someone up who did literally nothing to deserve this except be in the wrong place because it makes you violent mixing those two drugs is one of the things I’ve read and she already do be so]

Joe: [literally keeping out of it even though people be like didn’t you bring her sir, he’s like yes and, I’m very busy]

Ronnie: [you’re welcome for the inspo Joseph, come back and steal his phone however much longer later to snoop as if that outburst didn’t happen, I’m sure they tried to chuck you out but honestly who could lol, it’d take a lot of you]

Joe: [just ruined the vibe but as per are unaware and do not care regardless, letting you read whatever unhinged rambles that we have produced]

Ronnie: [‘touch us, catch HIV, party’s over’ he didn’t ask but nevertheless telling him what she told them as she edits whatever he’s written about her]

Joe: [‘no cunt dies of nothing no more’ so casually annoyed and re-adding whatever she deletes of our shit]

Ronnie: [a playfight that is slightly more playful than the first they had because hardcore in love with you and whatever he wrote despite the fact she deleted it, showing him the old and extremely fucked do not resuscitate tat she has on her chest like an UTTER cliche cos v much feels like she’s about to die from a heart attack right here and now ty to this drug mix so 🤞 being the energy]

Joe: [getting you up to dance/basically spin you around so you feel like your heart is going even faster like alright then, let’s do it properly if you mean it]

Ronnie: [probably throw up a little bit from how hard you’re getting spinned because nausea is a big ket side effect, really doesn’t sound fun, and ruining the vibe is forever the mood soz not soz to the other party goers in this house because making no attempt to not or get outside with it, you don’t really eat a lot so it’s not gonna be that dramatic anyway, just gross]

Joe: [just chucking you in your own vom pile here, again excuse us people, just appalling you at all times, taking pics like there you go, update your profile]

Ronnie: [goes without saying that she’s dragging him into it too and taking pics of y’all that are getting posted to the snap, soz again Charlie]

Joe: [Charlie like who is this boy lol]

Ronnie: [bound to have so many messages she hasn’t replied to because Joe had her phone for ages and lbr even if he didn’t we’re busy rn]

Joe: [clearly gonna reply to these messages and just be vague and worrying about it to be a dick]

Ronnie: [letting him do this so amused and with the biggest 😍 ‘I’ve never felt like this’ blurting out what is the biggest cliche of all time]

Joe: [‘bollocks’ tapping out how fast her heart is going like you’ve nearly died loads of times but we’re moving closer to you than we have been and lingering here when we’re done]

Ronnie: [‘full of it would be sound if that was it’ like yeah if I was just chatting bollocks that’d be great actually because shooketh by feeling the way we do]

Joe: [‘don’t be a pussy’ putting our arm ‘round you]

Ronnie: [‘don’t call us a pussy, you cunt’ but moving closer instead of further away]

Joe: [‘call you what I like’ like now you’re mine]

Ronnie: [tapping her foot like chop chop I’m waiting to hear what you’ve got up your sleeve here]

Joe: [call her every ridiculously offensive thing you can think of on the fly peppering in really cutesy pet names with it like they’re as egregious]

Ronnie: [‘put it to music and you’ll afford [wherever the posh house in Liverpool’s street was because haven’t forgotten about any of us wanting to live there] as a one hit wonder’]

Joe: [‘set for life’ like what else could we possibly need]

Ronnie: [lying with her head in his lap and looking up at him, STARING to be more accurate, making me lol because she isn’t this sort of gal]

Joe: [doing a lol ‘I get it, you want my dick to work’ like she’s absolutely devvo’d]

Ronnie: [‘don’t you wanna cum into your new sister?’ like are you not devastated too sir, I think so]

Joe: [just a noise in response, brain failed]

Ronnie: [‘I know how to medicate you’ because she thinks she does with her expertise and honestly she’s not wrong]

Joe: [wiping some coke away from her nose like you’re doubting that but also at this point you’d be coming on and off your actual meds all the time because chaotic so it’s not like we’re all that attached to trying to do the right thing for our mental health, obviously lol]

Ronnie: [doing his too but because of all the dried blood from when she headbutted him earlier so it’s like oi I’ll do it again if you are doubting me, but telling him exactly what you’d put him on for each symptom you know he has based on knowing him today and all the other addicts and mentally ill peeps you’ve known and how mixing those things would feel and everything like the lowkey drug encyclopaedia you are]

Joe: [‘sort it out then’ as if she can just produce those drugs here and now, but we were listening and engaged ‘cos find it interesting too]

Ronnie: [‘you could give us tonight, fuck all to lose taking my advice, you have, but I’ll be taking dick from a baby virgin’ because just shading you for the fact you’re gonna cum so fast when you can again]

Joe: [‘like that ain’t what you want from a baby brother’ 😏]

Ronnie: [the most indecent noise of all time in his ear because can’t not at that but playing it off like she’s doing it because he’ll never hear the like of it again when his dick is fixed]

Joe: [properly grinning instead and pulling her on top of him ‘one night then’]

Ronnie: [being 1000000% feral like it is only this one night they have left, SO loud in the way y’all weren’t being on the tube because the party atmosphere allows it, to the point she’d sound like she was being porno fake because RIP to this everlasting boner but actually we’re just that into it]

Joe: [got to do the most whilst you’re physically incapable of stopping unless you literally exhaust yourself]

Ronnie: [could not be touching him more everywhere in the way she did not let herself on the tube, we love to see it]

Joe: [actually shook by both of these developments in the best way]

Ronnie: [casually a different person because she’s so obsessed with him rn]

Joe: [gotta do what you gotta do, these are unprecedented events lmao]

Ronnie: [thank god I’m not letting you have a heart attack gal cos imagine, meets her and kills her during a hookup on day 1]

Joe: [it’s your vibe but also can’t actually happen so stay alive somehow girl, got many more near misses to have]

Ronnie: [staying alive by sheer force of will if nothing else because she isn’t actually ever a bitch that wants to die, everything she does is for pleasure, ultimately, because I’m soz drugs feel good that’s why peeps do them, and especially not when y’all have just found each other]

Joe: [we don’t really either we just likewise don’t know how to live and be happy in a way that doesn’t involve a lot of destruction, people who purely wanna die just do it, they don’t string it out like this]

Ronnie: [it’s the key difference between joeray and y’all because Ray did wanna die when she did even if there’s a high chance if she hadn’t that she could’ve ended up wanting to live, Ronnie doesn’t have that sadness in her, lord knows there’s a lot else going on but that kind of hollow depression isn’t it]

Joe: [mhmm, we know the energy and y’all could deffo as easily die on accident but it isn’t that]

Ronnie: [y’all clearly both already have almost died many times and will again but yeah, hence I’m saying that tat is an old one you did as an angsty and if I do then I do teen because you’re not a I wanna die bitch]

Joe: [it’s very much part of an aesthetic statement rather than a literally kms we know lol]

Ronnie: [hence I’m having her blurt out ‘don’t let me die’ during this hookup because she do feel like she’s going to but don’t wanna lol]

Joe: [actually doing what you can in your own state to help her instead of constantly egging it on, slowing down for one and getting outside for the cold air to bring her temp down]

Ronnie: [picturing her fully and dramatically lying on a wall in front of this house, no notes, just looking like art]

Joe: [going to raid this house’s legit medicine cabinet for some aspirin she can chuck down]

Ronnie: [please do take it even if you do have to crush it up and snort it or something to make it look like you’re pissing about with it cos feel like a tit a little bit because meant to be the badass and impressing him with said badassery at all times]

Joe: [you’d look more like a tit if your heart gave out girl but it’s cute and we’re about it, following suit and sprinkling some crushed up aspirin in this joint as if that’s going to be nice remotely, passing her half a bottle someone has left out here like that’ll calm you down too]

Ronnie: [when you gotta spit some of this random alcohol into his mouth via kissing him even though that won’t calm you down because love him for taking care of us in a way that isn’t patronising or put upon, full offense Charlie, shading you there even though you’re so valid and a real one, I don’t know why I imagine it’s red wine, probs because that’s such a gross and posh drink, but that then making you laugh at everybody here, still kissing him]

Joe: [quoting some pretentious writer or poet about wine at you when we’ve swallowed to be that dickhead like yeah, I fit in SO well here]

Ronnie: [‘I feel a proper meff’ which could be relating to not knowing that quote or fitting in but we actually mean we feel stupid because we got ourselves into this state over Tess not caring to seek us out]

Joe: [‘for having feelings?’ screwing up our face like why, you’re not in the wrong, because we don’t need to have known you for longer than a day to know that’s where your head is still]

Ronnie: [‘yeah, like’ because how ridiculous to feel things]

Joe: [‘you said you didn’t wanna be numb’]

Ronnie: [‘from the waist down’ but we’re clearly joking here now cos you love feeling pain everywhere and that’s evident if nothing else]

Joe: [shaking our head, but amused ‘is that smack?’ like is that what does that in your case]

Ronnie: [‘not everything feels like something else’ because her love for heroin is indescribable as is how good it makes her feel]

Joe: [nodding like good point well made]

Ronnie: [‘there’s a reason scousers used to say gear instead of boss or sound, you know’ because apparently that’s true of scouse slang if you’re like 40 and I’m amused]

Joe: [I’ve deffo heard it at least a few times so you deffo would’ve boy ‘not got ‘round to doing anything long enough to call it a habit’]

Ronnie: [‘smack’s my real boyfriend’ full shade to that man ‘fully committed’]

Joe: [‘I believe it’ like lol you’re that sort of girl but not a lie tbh ‘guess I’ll share if you do’]

Ronnie: [‘you’ve got dead fit veins, first thing I noticed’ fit in the scouse way meaning nice obvs not in the manc Jimothy way of hot]

Joe: [can literally be flexing them like lol yeah? ‘Specialist kind of compliment, that’]

Ronnie: [getting up from lying on this wall like a deathbed to look at them better cos ofc ‘can find ‘em even in this light’ cos it’s dark obviously ‘would knock us fucking sick if I didn’t get to collapse each, one after the other’]

Joe: [‘make us blush’ because legitimately]

Ronnie: [‘make you bleed’ because legitimately]

Joe: [🤞 ‘I didn’t know if you’d come’]

Ronnie: [a look like yeah you did know I would]

Joe: [‘it might’ve taken five minutes though’ like not the second I messaged you lol]

Ronnie: [throw the bottle at his head because he’s calling you easy there gal, which you are, but rude]

Joe: [just laughing at you]

Ronnie: [leaving him out there like okay fine if you want me to play hard to get then bye, everyone will be so thrilled she has re-entered this gaff]

Joe: [not gonna follow you because we aren’t that boy, just out here]

Ronnie: [when you don’t give a single fuck about appearing cray because you are so you just immediately come back but at least you can have brought another bottle or whatever so it wasn’t a wasted trip back inside lol]

Joe: [faux duck like she’s throwing that one too]

Ronnie: [pour it into his mouth from a dramatic height so it looks like you’re gonna pour it over his head]

Joe: [doing any gross tricks you can like a circus seal]

Ronnie: [throw him some change like he’s busking]

Joe: [pocket that like alright then ‘now we can go get scran’ getting up from wherever you are on the cold hard ground]

Ronnie: [‘eating’s cheating’ in her best posh girl impression]

Joe: [a look like can you not ‘too soon, that’]

Ronnie: [😏 ‘don’t be a pussy’ and dragging him along like let’s go girls]

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