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sapphire-writes · 4 months
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holy shit!!!! I have a master’s degree 🥹
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s0lairee · 2 months
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the most important take away from this is that morgan has the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.
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chaptsickz · 2 months
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i'm watching rise if skywalker for the first time, like i've genuinely never watched it and girls i get it. IT GET IT. I GET REYLO, I UNDERSTAND!!!!! (i'm melting)
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fishbaitslime · 4 months
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young warrior cat fans getting mad on tik tok about how “it doesn’t make sense for non-cats to be in a clan and speak cat!!!11!1!1!1” i see you’ve forgotten… her…
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trying-to-fight-it · 7 months
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Listening to my daily mixes w the Mechanisms is so funny, I'll be listening to 2000's emo and then randomly have to listen to a 3 minute monologue about King Arthur's mexican standoff
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sordidmusings · 5 months
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Hello hello!!
Sorry for my absence and thank you for your patience!!! I got real sick this week lol it started as a minor cold but as with most colds for me it got to my lungs and The Asthma had me tapping out 💀💀💀 the worst of it seems to have been yesterday as breathing is much more agreeable today so I am existing again and trying to get back on top of things! Thank you all for your understanding 🖤🖤🖤
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votel4dybird · 1 year
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okay hear me out!!! is the word sweetheart in there somewhere :DD
oooo good guess !! (18+)
"What can I do for you, sweetheart?” You smirked at the pet name. “Do you call all your English partners that?” you asked with an innocent expression and pouty lips. Oh, the things he could do to those lips… “Only the ones I’m really interested in”, making sure to emphasize his words and give you another smug smile. “My house. Tonight. 7 o’clock. Don’t be late Munson”. “A date already? My my my you sure know how to get a guy hard.” The vulgarity of his words didn’t turn you off, but only made him more interesting."
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jo-harrington · 9 months
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You know what's a weird thing (TW: death?)
When I die want to be cremated, or actually just...idk have a green burial once it's legal in my state. With the wicker casket that can decompose and all of that. Just let my body rot and enrich the earth from whence it came. Right?
BUT TO BE BURIED IN THE GROUND. TO HAVE GRAVE DIRT POURED OVER MY BODY. TO GRASP ONTO DISCARDED COFFIN NAILS AS THE PEATY, TURNED EARTH WEIGHS MY BODY DOWN HEAVIER AND HEAVIER UNTIL IT FILLS MY MOUTH AND NOSE UNTIL I NO LONGER CAN SURVIVE...
THE RELIEF IT WOULD GIVE ME?
Yeah...it's a need and not a want at this point.
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goldengirlls · 2 years
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ok hypothetically speaking would y’all want the next part of smutty sports like later tonight or tomorrow morning? tell me
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dykejoy · 1 year
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i love you best friends i love you sharing dinner i love you silly board game nights i love you driving around aimlessly i love you platonic intimacy i love you creating a home with the people you love
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linesinyourpalm · 1 year
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trying so hard to carve something out this thing called life
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sapphire-writes · 6 months
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I can’t fix him, but I can make him whimper!
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s0lairee · 9 days
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ra fandom i need ur help!!! i read this wonderful post-divorce vincent/lovely fic ages ago (on tumblr i think? it might have also featured gavin and fl) but now i can't find it and im desperately craving post-divorce fics.
if you find that, or any other post-divorce/post-break up fic, PLEEEEASE send it to me tyvm,,
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There was a woman with fair hair
And iron skin
She breathed in poison
For want of sin
She twisted the knife as a proxy
Who could’ve known miss
Maren doxy
Could be the savage creature she is
For want of sin
And what is sown
A simple saga
With twisted foes
Has become more pity than tale
Away she could have ;
by dead of night
Upon the warning for what is right
But Maren was knee deep
In love
Villians are never that to start
Most of them have truly gracious hearts;
They get lost along the way,
Ms Doxy was easy to the din
The kind of noise that wrinkles your skin
In one and out went the truth
The characters talk
And listen you should
For each side needs to be understood
The evil comes
When you don’t
When you live and breathe
For only one side
The poison broke through
Marens iron hide
As she braced herself for the tears
she was hopelessly lost to the years.
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fishbaitslime · 6 months
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just my batshit insane amanda design
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About The Blogger
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Name: HarleyJo 
Birthday and Age: April 1st, 2003, - 20 y/o
Nationality: American
Major: Wildlife Ecology and Conservation Science
Minor: Geospatial Analysis
Current Research Topic:  Assessing the suitability of four national forests for re-introduction of Woodland Caribou (Rangifer tarandus caribou)
Languages: English (native speaking) and German (intermediate)
MBTI Type: INTJ-T; The Architect
Enneagram Type: Type 8w7 - The Nonconformist
Occupation: Full-time University Student
Favorite Class of All Time: Field Methods in Wildlife Ecology
Current Courses: Natural Resource Law and Policy, Wildlife Ecology, GIS: Spatial Analysis, Beginning Weight Lifting, and Undergraduate Thesis Work.
Things I Love: 
Read Dead Redepmtion II, procrastinating with YouTube, hot tea (esp peppermint), making extremely niche Spotify playlists that I only listen to maybe twice a year, German food, and being right <3
Socials:
ig: @jo_holman0401
spotify: Jo_Holman
pinterest: @jo_holman0401
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