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emmmsie · 6 months
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GUYS I GOT THE JOB WITH COOLWORKS!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT YALL IM LEAVING BULLSHIT ASS CRACKHEAD ASS STUPID ASS FLORIDA OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN WE ALL LIKE…… CELEBRATE??????
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gijoe-forever · 7 months
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thenewsupertony · 4 months
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BULLETIN DE SALAIRE - M. OURS SA
Il y a quelques temps, j'ai imaginé une affiche de recrutement fictive pour l'emploi tout aussi fictif en Salmon Run, que propose M. Ours dans les jeux Splatoon 2 et 3. ► AFFICHE M. Ours SA RECRUTE !
Aujourd'hui, j'ai décidé de créer ce à quoi pourrait ressembler un de ses bulletins de salaire, s'il voulait bien nous en donner de temps en temps... À son image, on y retrouve le piquant et le franc parlé qui caractérise si bien M. Ours !
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Job Offer
Specifcally for London, specifically Soho, residents.
State your price. Money is hardly an object.
You'll be expected to:
-Look after about thirty plants (Names will be given if you accept the job)
-Look after an authentic '26 Bentley in perfect condition. No driving it.
-Stop certain people and angels (Images will also be provided is job is accepted) from stealing any plants and/or the Bentley
-Put the fear of God, Satan, or yourself into the plants once a week for exactly 42 minutes and 13 seconds
-Collect my mail, it piles up
-Stalk around a bookshop belonging to an angel and stop the current owner from selling any books (It's an all day gig, trust me)
-Reassure the people side-eyed above that I'm fine
-Take pictures if Nina and Maggie get married if I'm not up by then
-Small chance that angels or demons might come looking for me. In that case, wake me up immediately and run
-Feed the Saint James ducks for me, in case no one else does. Frozen peas.
I think that's it. These will be your duties for however much money you want for anywhere from 1-13 years. The mortals I'm vaguely hanging out with will kill me if it's any longer.
Please accept. I need to sleep but also can't have books sold or the Bentley stolen. TT
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jhsharman · 4 months
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fab job
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So for that first panel we see they went ahead to color in a sleeve. But in the next panel we see there is no sleeve, and the strap is down. Continuity error has been created. I note too that the strap falling down is here and there arbitrarily pulled back up. See too the somewhat arbitrary thing on ... Oh, midriff here, bare shoulder there, underwear while changing there. Changes not made in this story.
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nysocboy · 10 months
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How not to offer someone a job
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Kelvin: "We're gonna move you out of Youth Group."
Good grief, Kelvin, even I could spin this better. How about: "I made you my assistant when you were new to the Christian life, and needed a lot of supervision. But your spiritual growth over the last two years has been tremendous, and we need you in a more advanced position: Immigrant Outreach. You'll be out there in the field, like a missionary, sharing God with people from all over the world. "
Then hand him the offer letter, with a job description and salary.
And have Martin do it.
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fenyafaraday · 3 months
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Absolutely out of pocket:
My company is looking for an IT Administrator
Now, the issue is, they want 2-3 in office days (the tasks in this job also require that).
The good thing, in my opinion, is for one that I’ll be your colleague :D also, my boss is great. Good at leading, takes care of his employees, makes sure everyone is cared for and nobody’s swamped with work.
We are located in Leinfelden-Echterdingen. The company is in the E-Learning sector.
If you think this could be interesting, check out the official listing.
I know stuff doesn’t really belong on tumblr, but I thought if I were to find a mutual to work with, where better to look than on the hellsite?
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elmax0 · 8 months
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I just got a job offer related to a project I hoped to get job offers from, but now I'm stressing out because I never expected a response lmao
Anyway here's a flower
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Hodgins: So... have you thought about my offer?
Gilbert: I have.
Hodgins: And?
Gilbert: I’m not working for you.
Hodgins: WHAT!? WHY?!
Gilbert: It’d be awkward working for you.
Hodgins: It’s no different from when we were in the army, ya know?
Gilbert: You were in an artillery regiment. I was in a shock troop battalion. Completely different groups.
Hodgins: Then be my partner! Let’s be equals and manage the business together!
Gilbert: No. Nothing you say will change my mind!
Hodgins:
Hodgins: Violet’s there, ya know?
Gilbert, tenses: That’d be even more awkward!
Hodgins, sighs: Good grief, you’re a mess!
Narrator: And they argue for another 3 hours.
Gilbert: *Gives in*
Hodgins: *Grins and downs another shot of vodka in victory*
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megahorous · 2 years
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Poison sets a trap for Ryu !
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sushy00 · 1 year
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it was too good to be true!
https://tapas.io/episode/2713864
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tenderrednet · 11 months
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yahoo201027 · 1 year
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Day in Fandom History: March 11…
After yet another failed mission, Lana gets a job offer to work for the rival agency ODIN but Archer thinks that offer is for him and takes the job instead, causing Malory to stop at nothing to get him back. “Job Offer” premiered on this day, 13 Years Ago.
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Design Blog Post - How to Respond to Counter Offers in 2023
The first couple of months of the year are a popular time for people to move on to new opportunities in their career. Many take the time over Christmas to appraise their lives and whether or not their current workplace is offering creative and financial satisfaction. They see a new year as a new page in their own personal story and the ideal time to search for a higher-paying position at another firm. Last year, we talked about handing in your notice and, in particular, what you should do if your current employer makes a counter-offer once you hand in your notice.
If anything, the topic is even more relevant in 2023 than it was in 2022. With the cost-of-living crisis, striking public sector workers, and a greater awareness of employee worth, companies are loathed to lose experienced and talented staff, so making counter-offers is now much more tempting for them. Read more about it here: www.careersindesign.com/blog/how-to-respond-to-counter-offers-in-2023.
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