#jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

the only weather guys headcanon i have so far is that the suit one uses she/her pronouns and the dress one uses he/him pronouns. and i think i'm right for that

#deltarune #spamton sweepstakes 2022 #weather sticks together #jochlo.txt #100

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w r all just here, collectively live-blogging the spamton sweepstakes like it's the superbowl

#deltarune #spamton sweepstakes 2022 #spamton #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

utena has two purposes: the first most obvious purpose is to help girls realize they're lesbians by pointing out that sometimes u do actually want to just be like a guy, and ur not in love w him. the second purpose is to help girls realize they're boys, largely by the same reasoning.

#jochlo.txt #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #for legal reasons this is a joke and i am aware of the infinitely expanding subtext in this anime

[vampscience]

vividly heard "strip magic the gathering" in my mind and now i am forced to reconcile with the fact that i live in a world where that is most likely neither an original joke nor an original invention

#magic the card game #magic the gathering #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

there's a lot of things in homestuck that looking back on are not good obviously and many others that didn't even seem good at the time, but i will always find it funny that despite the copious wizard references harry potter is only directly referenced one time and it's so that roxy, a trans person, can make fun of it

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #jochlo.txt #start trans roxy discourse in my notes or asks and i'll kill u just so we're clear

[vampscience]

every time there's new deltarune content it's like that scene in spongebob where there's all the little office workers in his brain that are supposed to represent like his thoughts or w/e but instead of freaking out and burning shit, there's a cartoonishly huge nuke labeled "BIG DELTARUNE" that gets dropped over the whole thing and after the shitty jpeg explosion clears away all that's left is a funny little dog, and i lose all functionality for anywhere from days to months

#deltarune #we were so blessed today i'm so fucking excited for the actual release #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

they're keeping the chainsaw man anime cast hidden and secret specifically so that i slowly go insane abt it. this is abt me

#chainsaw man #csm #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

babygirl i am inventing pseudoscience and technobabble for this fanfiction that u couldn't possibly imagine

#kicker is i'm not even going to write it most likely #i just like to rotate gaster-centric fic concepts in my mind sometimes #and they're always like this #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

reached that mentality where i am now just typing in random words after deltarune dot com and seeing if anything comes up

#deltarune #spamton sweepstakes 2022 #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

GOD i'm just thinking abt the snowgrave route and noelle. i'm thinking abt like the gap between chapters. i'm thinking abt how haunted she must feel, how strange and uncertain, how guilty yet disbelieving. how hard she must be trying to reconcile what she thinks is reality with what she knows to be true. ough the fucked up weird little deer girl with blood on her hands she can't even be certain is real

#deltarune #noelle holiday #snowgrave route #deltarune chapter 2 #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

this is gonna sound cracked but those rlly shitty mobile game ads r legitimately unsettling to me. like smth abt their design inherently lacks humanity. i'm not sure what their intended audience is or who designs them, but i cannot imagine that either party possesses human sentience. it's like watching an exchange between members of a species that can only imitate human communication

#uncanny valley i guess #in a way #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

johnny bravo was a he/him lesbian

#jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

recognition of the self through the other. WITH tongue

#jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

getting through the physics-centric astronomy course i'm taking to satisfy gen eds even though i'm So So Bad At Math by telling myself i'm sans-pilled and gaster-core

#undertale #deltarune #sans #gaster #core pun fully intended #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

man is closest to god when,,,, play minecraft with friemds,,, i mean this so sincerely

#minecraft #jo's stoner diary #jochlo.txt

[vampscience]

this is kind of a wild thing to say but i feel kind of like i forgot how to enjoy things properly and ppl's sincere excitement in all things spamton related is slowly teaching me how to do it again. peace and love on planet earth?? i guess????

#spamton #jochlo.txt