gideon: i was best man at rossi’s second wedding, i started my speech with “welcome back everyone”
gideon: he was not happy
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Hotch: Alright who did it?
Derek: What do you mean by who did it? Why do you assume one of us did something?
Hotch: oh I know exactly who told Rossi that milf stood for Mom In Late Forties, I’m just giving them the opportunity to come clean now so they can explain to the now confused group of officers in the other room
Emily, wheezing: I can’t believe he fell for it—
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Emily: the next person to wish me a Merry Christmas will be thrown out of a window.
JJ: *casually walks in smiling* Merry Christmas, Em!
Emily: *smiling back* Merry Christmas to you too JJ
Rossi:
Emily:
Rossi: you were saying?
Emily: shut up
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rossi: family dinner at my mansion tonight, attendance is mandatory
derek: is this really just therapy where we sit and eat pasta whilst talking about the shared trauma of that case?
emily: or as i like to call it, penne for your thoughts
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Rossi: Emily, what are you doing here?
Emily: *in panic* NOTHING
*blow up a car behind her*
Everyone: 😐
Emily: ....I can explain
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