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#joel hammond
bisexualgoth · 11 months
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santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this
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juliawvicker · 3 months
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joel hammond + everything is FINE!!
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livingjoke · 1 year
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My favorite actor in this picture is the one who has also played a beleaguered dad named Joel who gets in way over his head dealing with zombies
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clonecaptains · 6 months
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TIMOTHY OLYPHANT | Santa Clarita Diet 3x03
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lvcygraybaird · 1 year
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I need to tell you something. Yes? I love you. I have loved you since we carved our initials in that picnic bench. I've loved you for the 19 years we've been married, and I'll love you for however long we have together. So... you be whoever you need to be. Just because something's changed doesn't mean it's not still beautiful.
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mickaltieri · 5 months
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Timothy Olyphant as Joel Hammond 🩵
“Yes, we’re not good at murder. I happen to believe that’s a positive quality.”
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buckisbi · 5 months
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My favorite thing about Santa Clarita Diet taking place over the course of like a month but being filmed over three years is Joel goes from this
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To this
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Like that man is STESSED
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slut-jpeg · 1 month
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this is real love
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vegalores · 7 months
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ooc. mickey and joel. can we just appreciate this man and his dance moves lmao
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lady-of-the-spirit · 10 months
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Joel Hammond, not a cannibal, made his wife a spaghetti and meatballs dish made entirely from human meat despite vomiting twice and the risk of ruining their pasta maker. Hannigram wishes they had what the Hammonds do.
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jolteonmchale · 10 months
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Santa Clarita Diet 2x07 - A Change of Heart
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irrolyphant · 11 months
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TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as Joel Hammond
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[random scd scenes 13/??]
"I was confused. You asked me if I was a pretty good dancer, which I’m not. I’m an outstanding dancer."
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pretendfan · 6 months
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Joel 👏 Hammond 👏 is 👏 such 👏 a👏 DILF 👏
I 👏 clearly 👏 cannot 👏 COPE 👏
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lvcygraybaird · 2 years
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SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)
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