santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this
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My favorite actor in this picture is the one who has also played a beleaguered dad named Joel who gets in way over his head dealing with zombies
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TIMOTHY OLYPHANT | Santa Clarita Diet 3x03
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Timothy Olyphant as Joel Hammond 🩵
“Yes, we’re not good at murder. I happen to believe that’s a positive quality.”
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My favorite thing about Santa Clarita Diet taking place over the course of like a month but being filmed over three years is Joel goes from this
To this
Like that man is STESSED
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this is real love
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ooc. mickey and joel. can we just appreciate this man and his dance moves lmao
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Joel Hammond, not a cannibal, made his wife a spaghetti and meatballs dish made entirely from human meat despite vomiting twice and the risk of ruining their pasta maker. Hannigram wishes they had what the Hammonds do.
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Joel 👏 Hammond 👏 is 👏 such 👏 a👏 DILF 👏
I 👏 clearly 👏 cannot 👏 COPE 👏
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