#joffery baratheon

[sansahightower]

Sick of these 4

#asoiaf #sansa stark #sophie turner #game of thrones #got #anti joe jonas #petyr baelish #prince joffrey #joffery baratheon #ramsay bolton #ramsay snow #little finger

[emprcaesar]

“When she got to the part where she threw Joffrey’s sword into the middle of the Trident, Renly Baratheon began to laugh. The king bristled. “Ser Barristan, escort my brother from the hall before he chokes.” Lord Renly stifled his laughter. “My brother is too kind. I can find the door myself.” He bowed to Joffrey. “Perchance later you’ll tell me how a nine-year-old girl the size of a wet rat managed to disarm you with a broom handle and throw your sword in the river.” As the door swung shut behind him, Ned heard him say, “Lion’s Tooth,” and guffaw once more.”

eddard ii a game of thrones

RENLY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS. THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT.

#it’s the way he doesn’t give a shit #renly is one of my fav characters #he’s so silly #asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #renly baratheon #eddard stark #arya stark #joffery baratheon #robert baratheon #agot #barristan selmy

[mejcinta]

A bastard and a Hightower descendant laughing at Rhaenyra's remains years later, who woulda thought. 🙆🙃

#damn 🙃🙆 #hotd #house of the dragon #margaery tyrell #alicent hightower #joffery baratheon #otto hightower #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #daeron targaryen #helaena targaryen #the greens

[highgardenart]

Olenna Tyrell

judgement for @toadpeee tarot collab !

#a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #asoif fanart #asoiaf #fan art #got #digital art #olenna tyrell #cersei lannister #joffery baratheon #purple wedding #valyrian scrolls

[archangel-lucerys]

Comparing lucerys with joffery baratheon is crazy considering just before these people compared lucerys with arya/nymeria meaning they protected their own and got unfairly punished for it, with lady being killed in place of nymeria and nymeria having to run away and lucerys being murdered for protecting his family member long time ago

And generally comparing joffery with lucerys even in show makes no sense because how are they similar? he laughed at a prank? That aegon orchestrated?

Aegon who lead his own little brother to his rape? Aegon who rapes maids and abuses prostitutes and has bastard children killed/fight in pits? Just like joffery who tortured his little brother? Who had Roberts bastards murdered, who in show abused prostitutes and killed one for his amusement?

It seem aegon is more in line with joffery baratheon but the green fandom is so blind to it or wilfully ignorant and would rather compare jofferey to lucerys when all he did was giggle at a stupid joke.

Team green wants to act like they have even an ounce of comprehension when all they do is blindly project all the bad traits of their own faves to the team black characters.

#house of the dragon #lucerys velaryon #house velaryon #luke velaryon #hotd #the house of the dragon #house targaryen #lucerys targaryen #lucerys targeryen #prince lucerys #aegon ii targaryen #team green #joffery baratheon #house baratheon #cersie lannister #house lannister #team black #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #arya stark #nymeria #sansa stark

[adoriadreams]

Ned is an idiot! Nobody can change my mind. This man is mentally lacking. Why would he go to Cersei with the truth?! Is he stupid? I mean he is but Jesus.

He knows and have thought plenty of time about the Lannisters being vile and having no honor, yet he still when the Cersei. I know he was thinking bout the children and it was the ‘honorable’ thing to do. But he’s pissing me off. He’s a clown. He is.

I don’t have anymore words. I can’t do this. He literally was signing the death warrant for himself and his daughters.

People after this actually have the audacity to blame Sansa for Ned’s death. HE SIGN HIMSELF UP TO BE KILLED!!

Also people that blame Catelyn for arresting Tyrion are really funny too. Cause Catelyn arresting Tyrion is not the reason he was killed.

The level of anger I feel is unreal.

#book review #books and reading #asoiaf #game of thrones #asoif/got #cersei lannister #ned stark #robert baratheon #jaime lannister #joffery baratheon #tommen baratheon #myrcella baratheon #sansa stark #arya stark

[angrygirlromero]

𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬ミ★

⊰ ┆𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗘 ━

settings - dark mode,

front - hoefler text

mature audiences!

𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀 —

❝𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵❞

BRANDON STARK HAD BEEN DREAMING OF THE SAME GIRL HIS ENTIER LIFE, the same girl who danced under the stars every night, the same dark curls, the same soft lilac eyes, the same tanned skin every time.

Every dream was diffrent, none every once repeating, to winterfell it was no secret that the favorite part of Brandon Stark's day was when he went to sleep, why? many asked, beacuse he saw her...

- ꒰ 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗰𝘀 ᵎ ִֶָ

𝐃𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐳𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐲𝐞𝐧

—𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳—

𝐗𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐲𝐞𝐧

—𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳—

𝐀𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐲𝐞𝐧

—𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵—

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𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦,

𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺

⊰ ┆ 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘂𝗲 ━ House Satyen

𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗬𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗬𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗗 across the narrow sea, the Satyen family sailed to Westeros from city to town from island to kingdom the family was well known for their riches and their deep connection with sea creatures but most importantly for their dragons.

At the time of their arrival at Westeros the Satyen family stood tall and proud with five adult dragons, three male and two female, touring around the content looking for a place to settle, Xaeolys and Yeleora Satyen had searched for peace and happiness away from their home of Valyria which they believed to be a cursed land, finding best comfort in the sea rather than the heat of Valyria.

Xaeolys and Yeleora Satyen had four children, Yaela, Yaekor, Exthon and little Beatryx Satyen all four children rich with Valyrian blood and title, traveling the world on dragon back alongside their parents.

After years of touring and seeing the world the Satyen family had finally come across an island far north, an island that no one dared to venture to, for it was surrounded by killer sharks and the island was known to be a heavy turtle egg laying area, other than that the four dormant volcanos that rested upon the land was a horror for most.

But to everyone's surprise the family had managed to have their way with the feared island and its creatures, building an empires upon its land.

With the years the kingdom of Satyen Island had been know to be one of the biggest and strongest of all the eight kingdoms.

With the years to carry on their legacy and linage the four children married, their eldest daughter Yaela had wed a prince of the Kingdom of the Baratheons, Yeakor their eldest son had wed a princess of essos, Exthon had chosen a princess of the Vale an Arryn woman, and Beatryx had chosen a boy from the stark Kingdom as her husband from her many suitors.

And so on continued the Satyen bloodline, without trouble for generations to come, so when Aegon the conqueror and his first sister wives had scouted Westeros they had been surprised as to come across another Valyrian family far north with now only two dragons at their side, the conquerors deciding they would involve the family made them a very generous deal if they renounced to their titles as king and queen of their land and bent the knee their very first son would be married to their daughter to keep their blood pure, being outnumbered the family had no other choice but to accept.

For a time it worked the Targaryen's sat upon the iron throne with house Velaryon and Satyen at their side, but with generations to come and the events of the dance of dragons they strayed, the Satyen's retiring to their island preferring to stay out of the Targaryen dynasty, and that decision had keep them alive and at the top of the food chain with their dragons still at their fullest and so was their house.

This game house Satyen would win, in fact they had already won.

Chapter one: https://www.tumblr.com/angrygirlromero/726429456408936448/%E3%83%9F-chapter-one-dreams-of-her-brandon-stark

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𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬

WARNINGS! mature themes, possible grammar mistakes, trigger warnings!

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hi! and welcome to northern stars, I'd like to start off by welcome everyone thank you for reading, this is my first book here on tumblr, I’m very excited so please don't forget to like and leave a comment!

-arian<33

#house of the dragon #got headcanons #bran stark #jon snow #jon snow x reader #bran stark x reader #jamie lannister #cersei lannister #house targaryen #house lannister #house baratheon #house arryn #house stark #game of thrones #joffery baratheon

[thelittlemisssassypants]

My favourite asoiaf what if is what if Jamie was in kings landing when Joffrey became king and immediately started having the kings guard beat Sansa. Because like I don’t think Jaime “aren’t we supposed to protect her too” would let a “yes but not from him” happen again. Especially when it’s cercei’s kid

#asoiaf #jaime lannister #joffery baratheon #sansa stark #like I don’t think he would have killed him #but I like to think that he would end up protecting Sansa a bit

[daedreamingghosts]

Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo in characters.

'Cause I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You only come out at night

I used to think I was smart

But you made me look so naive

Jude and Locke (The Cruel Prince)

Sansa and Joffrey (Game of Thrones)

Tyrion and Shae (Game of Thrones)

Annabeth and Luke (Riordanverse)

Percy and Luke (Riordanverse)

Ariadne and Thesus (Riordanverse)

Zoë and Hercules (Riordanverse)

Lily and Severus (Marauders Era)

Sirius and Regulus (Marauders Era)

The way you sold me for parts

As you sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleedin' me dry, like a goddamn vampire

masterlist

#vampire #olivia rodrigo #cruel prince #marauders #marauders era #percy jackson #pjo #riordanverse #game of thrones #got #tyrion lannister #shae #annabeth chase #luke castellan #joffery baratheon #sansa stark #jude duarte #locke #ariadne #hercules #theseus #zoe nightshade #lily evans #severus snape #regulus black #sirius black #daedreamingghosts

[catherinesboleyn]

Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

3.08 “Second Sons”

#sansa stark #joffery baratheon #sophie turner #jack gleeson #game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #gif #gifset

[inlovewithquotes]

"This girl's to be your queen," the imp told Joffery. "Have you no regard for her honor?"

"I'm punishing her."

"For what crime? She did not fight her brother's battle."

"She has the blood of a wolf."

"And you have the wits of a goose."

"You can't talk to me that way. The king can do as he liked."

"Aerys Taragryen did as he liked. Has your mother ever told you what happened to him?"

Ser Boros Blount harrumphed. "No man threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard."

Tyrion Lannister raised an eyebrow. "I am not threatening the king, ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, Timett, the next time Ser Boros opens his mouth, kill him." The dwarf smiled. "Now that was a threat, ser. See the difference?"

-A Clash Of Kings

#quotes #book quotes #literature #books & libraries #life quotes #relationship quotes #george rr martin #asoiaf quotes #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #a clash of kings #acok #tyrion lannister #joffery baratheon #sansa stark

[afro-hispwriter]

someone on tiktok said HBO is still financially recovering from Jofferys cunt serving costumes and thats why everyone in hotd just be wearing potato sacks compared too him😂and i cant stop laughing at that

#game of thrones #joffery baratheon #house of the dragon

[emprcaesar]

no way sansa’s opp was a fucking 30 old women and a 13 year old boy. this bitch had the whole roster praying for her downfall.

#hate to see a bad bitch winning #yeah i have to know the shit joff and cersei would say about her #i know they said the most heinous shit #cersei being that pressed over an 11 year old is nuts #get a grip mama #you’ll always be famous to me sansa #love you cersei but you crazy for that #asoiaf #book sansa stark #book cersei lannister #book joffrey baratheon #joffery baratheon #cersei lannister #sansa stark #asoiaf books

[winnie-the-monster]

#got #game of thrones #s2 #2x09 #sandor clegane #joffery baratheon

[archangel-lucerys]

Best thematic parallel will always be kings throwing a party over unjust and horrific deaths taken place in a neutral environment during war and later dying like poisoned rats

It makes both poignant shows of horrors and unreliability of people during war as well as serving thematic justice

#lucerys velaryon #house of the dragon #hotd #house velaryon #luke velaryon #house targaryen #the house of the dragon #lucerys targaryen #lucerys targeryen #prince lucerys #aegon the usurper #aegon ii targaryen #aegon the second #robb stark #joffrey baratheon #joffery baratheon

[angrygirlromero]

I love all the Lannisters except for Joffrey and Cersei in the show, cause I love Tywin’s way of thinking and getting things done along side Tyrion, they are the definition of money talks and bullshit walks, and I just love Jamie he’s so sweet and he should’ve had his happy ending with brienne, as for tomen and Myrcella are just truly pure souls, and I know most love Cersei but in the books she’s a bit different they go into detail of her past and why she is how she is, and I love that, but in show I have no excuse for her actions

#fan theory #house of the dragon #got headcanons #hbo max #queen cersei #jamie x brienne #jamie lannister #joffery baratheon #tommen baratheon #myrcella baratheon #tywin lannister #house lannister #tyrion lannister