#john at the surgery

[sky-is-the-limit]

I saw someone on tiktok call König a big dumb bitch and if you're on here, I wanna be besties.

Also, the best and only good thing about MW3:

#im the baby mama currently filled with that Gaz dick:* #oh no why is my ass up in the air #my pretty boy #gulp gulp till i need throat surgery #kyle gaz garrick #gaz #mw3 #cod mw3 #call of duty mw3 #kyle gaz garrick smut #gaz smut #kyle gaz garrick x reader #cod smut #cod #call of duty #task force 141 #cod 141 #141 x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain price #könig

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’ #and he just goes ‘hang on a second’ #soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’ #just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[ghouljams]

Thinking fae!Price and Ghost thoughts. Thinking specifically about how animalistic Ghost is while he's trying to relearn being alive. Thinking about him going after Price. Price is safe, Price takes care of him, he's latched onto Price and everything that he seems to represent, and Price never does more than push his knee up against Ghost's throbbing cock. Never let's Ghost fuck him, never fucks Ghost, just gives him another body to cling to when he needs release. That's it, thats all Ghost gets. Price maintaining his control when he can't.

It doesn't matter if Price pins him or if Ghost pins Price. Doesn't matter if Ghost leans his weight against the hands the hold Price's shoulders against the ground. Doesn't matter that he's aching for more. If he wants to act like an animal he'll be treated like one, and it's a special sort of torture when Price grabs the back of his head and drags him close. Ghost feels the thick thigh that slots between his own, and presses his face against Price's neck while he ruts against it, almost ashamed that he still has these urges in his body. He would have thought he left them in the grave with the rest of his mind, but here he is tucked against Price having sin whisper low in his ear.

Because Price won't fuck him if he doesn't ask, and Ghost won't ask, won't even speak in those first few years. This is all he gets until he can control himself, until he's learned to be a person again. When other fae spit at Price and his guard dog they don't know how right they are, don't know how Ghost humps his leg, desperate for release, don't know how Price grips his hair tight to keep him from biting and tells him, "be a good boy and ask next time."

They only know the teeth that rip into them, the claws that tear their flesh, they only see the familiar pat Price lands on Ghost's shoulder and the immediate release of tension it brings him.

#simon ghost riley #1fae1 #ghost mw2 #captain john price #john price cod #ghost x price #fae!ghost #fae!price #idk what this is but im thinking about it #gotta take bailey to the vet for her surgery #very..... nervous

[capekelpie]

When your husband is also your top surgeon

Subscribing wholeheartedly to trans!Holmes hc

#sherlock holmes 1984 #trans!holmes #granada holmes #acd holmes #shoots him with the makes-you-gay-trans-and-autistic-laser-gun #top surgery scars #johnlock #granada johnlock #acd johnlock #trans sherlock holmes #kelpie draws #don't smoke kids #sherlock holmes #john watson

[l3irdl3rain]

would love to know how much John’s breeder intended to sell him for because he is a genetic nightmare

#and how did he end up outside? #this is my son John. he has every disease #eye surgery. nose surgery. soft palate surgery. maybe a second nose surgery. possibly a tonsil surgery. #my post #John

[art-of-thomas-elliott]

It came from space. A virus that used inorganic substances to replicate. It was imperative they understood it and found a solution before the world was consumed.

Thomas Elliott Artist Illustrator

#art #artist #painting #oil painting #acrylic painting #traditional art #illustration #illustrator #thomas elliott #thomas elliott artist #thomas elliott illsutrator #sci fi #sci fi art #surgery #john carpentar #the thing #horror #horror art

[kemetic-dreams]

Vivien Thomas, African-American surgical technician who developed the procedures used to treat blue baby syndrome in the 1940s. Thomas was also offered the position of Chief of Surgery at his alma mater, Johns Hopkins in 1941.

#african american #kemetic dreams #surgical technologist #surgical techincian #johns hopkins #chief of surgery #alma mater #blue baby syndrome #vivien thomas #african #brown skin

[somethingintheforest]

Watson would give Holmes top surgery, i think

#this is a shitpost but also not really #this is a fic i actually concidered writing but i never did #trans!holmes is a headcanon im very fond of and im not really sure why #anyway #sherlock holmes #acd sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holmes/watson #mine #top surgery as an expression of undying love and devotion etc etc

[thorougly-melted-brains]

Soap got shot in the face. It’s not so bad, it was a close quarters, clean shot. By some dumb luck the fucker managed to get him from the inside out, so the most damage he’s got is two broken teeth and and large hole in his cheek.

It’ll heal fine, by some miracle it hadn’t even gotten infected (probably because it bled like an old slasher film). But now Soap, one famously chatty John “Soap” Mactavish, is stuck unable to talk for roughly a week.

He’s going fucking insane by the second day he’s fully lucid. His journal is filled with rambles and doodles and eventually just scribbles when his brain ran too fast to even form words.

He could watch videos, if only on mute because he’s got a fucking ice pack strapped around his head. It would be fine aloud but he’s stuck in an inbetween room in the med ward, and he does know some curtesy.

Normally he’d pester Gaz, but he and the Captain are on a mission half way around the world from their current base. And besides, even if Gaz were awake, he’d hardly be in the mood for Soap bitching about a few stitches.

His salvation comes a dose and too many ice-alterations later to count, in the form of one masked lieutenant.

He’s sure his eyes light up like a puppy, but he’s too wound up to care by that point.

“Nice to see you conscious, Sargeant.” Is all Ghost says as he drops himself into the chair besides Soap’s cot. Then Soap sees the objects in Ghost’s hands, his nose scrunches up.

“Paper work.” Ghost states, and drops the offending parchment and clipboard in Soap’s lap.

Soap can’t voice his opinion on the matter, but Ghost seemingly reads his mind. Or his nose wrinkles.

“Your hands still work, far as I’m aware. Price will want the report. I’m sure he’ll just be dying to hear your voice again, even in writing.” Ghost’s normal monotone breaks as he says the last bit. Smug fucker.

Soap, using his still very functional hands, socks Ghost on the shoulder. It earns him a proper, stilling chuckle out of the man. A reward for his suffering. He smiles a bit at that, then winces as it pulls at his cheek. His mouth is still full of coppery taste and a hint of gunpowder, but a fresh trickle of blood makes itself known at his mistake.

Ghost makes to get up and Soap panics. Bored out of his mind and still on some not insurmountably strong painkillers, he grabs Ghosts wrist. Thoroughly attention-gotten, Ghost tilts his head at him.

“Something I can help you with?” He asks, and watches Soap scramble for one of the notepads a diligent nurse had been using to ask him his pain level.

‘I’m bored.’

Ghost tsks as he reads it, giving Soap an unimpressed look.

“Lucky for you, you’ve got the world in your hand right there. And a charger, even.” He says, and points to the phone in Soaps unoccupied hand. Right, he was still grasping Ghost’s arm.

Soap lets go and looks away with a groan. He almost opens his mouth to complain before he thinks better of it and turns back to the paper.

‘Wifi’s shit here, and I haven’t got anyone to talk to.’

It takes Ghost a minute to decipher Soap’s increasingly slanted script.

“Even if you did, could hardly talk to them, aye?” Soap lets the slight at the end slip past him, in favor of very emphatically writing:

‘Can still write. Or text, if they know how to use a phone.’

The last bit is a slight break in character. Usually he’d poke at Ghost for pretending to be tech-illiterate. But his current vocabulary is limited by his already shaky hand-writing.

“Well, handy for you I just might.” Ghost says, and gestures for Soap’s phone.

He’s unlocked and handed it over to Ghost before his words even hit. With Ghost currently occupied by… whatever he’s doing on Soap’s phone. Soap opts to tap his knee and give him a confused look.

“I do have a phone.” Ghost says, eyes twinkling with something like mirth. He hands Soap his phone back, and to Soaps astonishment he finds that Ghost’s entered his phone number.

“Can’t promise I’ll respond quickly, I’m handling two sets of paperwork after all.” Ghost says, and stands up and just walks out like he hadn’t just handed Soap something worth more than gold.

Soaps first thought, when his brain catches up to what had just happened, is to change Ghost’s name. He’d entered himself as simply ‘Ghost’ which went against Soaps sorting system for contacts. He quickly alters it to one ‘Lt. Simon “Ghost” Riley.’

Someone who didn’t know him would assume he was a proper respectful soldier boy for entering every one of his contacts’ ranks. Really he just couldn’t be fucked to remember them on his own.

His second thought, after that was fixed, was to focus on what Ghost had said while Soaps brain was still loading.

“Two sets of paperwork.” He’d said. And, upon further inspection, Soap finds the forgotten clipboard in his lap only has the barest minimum papers in it. Soap feels something warm settle in his chest. He decides to text as much to Ghost.

-taking my work was nice

-you really need to work on your coldness

-have a reputation to keep after all

Against his word, Ghost’s response is near instant.

-Not nice, tactical. You’re still technically high, can’t have you fucking up anything important.

Soap notices the punctuation immediately. The image of Simon carefully typing it out on his tiny phone with his large hands makes Soap laugh, before he winces as it pulls at his cheek.

-Also, full name I notice there.

It was the barest of sentences but Soap could just hear the overly-serious tone Ghost would’ve grumbled it in.

-if you’re worried about a security risk lt just know it’s how i put every one in

Ghost types for a long time after he sent that. Soap has to put a careful hand over his mouth to resist the grin forming on his face pre-emptively to the chewing out hes about to get.

-Well, I guess compared to the rest of you that’s the least of our worries.

Soap squawks at that one.

-what’s that supposed to mean??

He knew to wait patiently for Simon to finish agonizing after his grammar this time. Even though he wants to break his bed rest and run to the lieutenant’s office to demand an answer.

-I mean you’re so desperate to talk you’re texting me about fucking paperwork, Sargeant. Also, an excessive amount of question-marks.

Soap could only roll his eyes at that. He was starting to get drowsy though. It was near nighttime, and a Nurse had come in between texts to give him some of the good stuff so he could really sleep.

-maybe if you visited and told me something you’d find the conversation more interesting

It was bold, but he could blame the drugs and exhaustion. Seemed stupid, how tired he was when he hadn’t been on his feet in at least 48 hours. But healing was hard work, apparently.

-Fine, I’ll eat breakfast with you tomorrow. Can’t promise I’ll have much to tell, but I’m sure you’ll fill the space.

Huh, that was easier than Soap would’ve expected. He doesn’t bother answering, just starts to drift off until a Nurse comes in to dim his lights. He wakes up slightly to give them a thanking nod, then properly sets about falling asleep. Thank god he normally slept on his back, he doesn’t know how else he would manage otherwise.

#recently had dental surgery so enjoy this fluffy shite of me projecting on to soap #his comment about sleeping on his back is just me i’m a side sleeper it’s fucking sucked so far #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #not gonna tag the others since they’re so brief #ghostsoap #soapghost #cod mw2 #writing

[kennnnnn3]

hey guys. we fw jovier or what

me after completely ignoring rdr1 and also every sad thing that happened in rdr2‼️‼️‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

theyve taken over my life i cannot escape these guys i hate javier and his stuoid transsexual boyfriend i hate them

#jovier #jovier rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #rdr2 #rdr #rdr1 #charthur #charthur rdr #john is TRANS!!!! IDC!!!! I DONT CARE!!!!!! #I DO WHAT I WANT #‘how’d he get top surgery if its literally 1899~1911’ did it himself. diy #idc #whateva. whateva #i do what i want!!!!! #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #the quote next to jovier is from sam and max #😕

[zoetheneko]

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #mk11 #rambo #john rambo #kabal #mk memes #memes #meme #tumblr memes #shitposting #shitpost #surgery

[thecatspasta]

Guys. Guys if you join the server (jane and oscher femalevolent server) you can vote on whether not I draw arthur lesters tits at any given time

#my friends.... are going to see this.... and be so disappointed in me (again) #hiiii i returned to my roots (man tiddies) #please forgive me for my sins #ALSO ARTHUR LESTER IS TRANS AND HAS POORLY DONE TOP SURGERY NEVER FORGET #idrk what to tag this cause i dont consider bare chests nudity #but whatever i can tag that maybe #bare chests #art #my art #pasta scribbles #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #by proxy #malevolent #malevolent podcast #Im not tagging this as masked harlan you were the one who made arthur strip for plot reasons that one time you can experience this as well #have fun

[toj1kuna]

ghostsoap and my head canons for them

#call of duty #call of duty fanart #mw2 fanart #art #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap fanart #soap mw2 #cod mw3 #simon ghost riley #soap mactavish #ghost mw3 #ghostsoap #soapghost #soapghost fanart #ghost mw2 #My headcanons came to me in a dream #I think soap has top surgery #and ghost has neither

[passinoutpieces]

#more memes as i’m recovering from surgery 👍🏻 #joseph seed #jacob seed #john seed #far cry 5 #fc5 memes #fc5

[l3irdl3rain]

I saw him struggling to lick the inside of the cat food scoop so I offered him a helping hand and held it still

#this is pre entropion surgery which is why his face looks back to normal so suddenly #my post #John

[ilsrevent]

apprentice lawrence is a fundamentally unserious concept to me because of how little time we get with him and how minimal his confirmed involvement is in the grand scheme of things. like he’s a key character in the narrative and presumably is facing his own torments off screen it’s just funny to me that he looked at large swathes of the jigsquad psychodrama and went well. that is none of my business <3

#scraps #saw #thinking about the absolute mess of john/jill/hoffman/amanda that we get on screen and in flashbacks #meanwhile lawrence is just Out There. watching his soaps. losing in divorce court. popping in for the occasional non consensual surgery