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not-the-founder-of-rome · 56 minutes ago
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Me at three A.M.: I’m gonna got my life together and clean my room tomorrow.
me the next day:
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punkrocklorax · an hour ago
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What I want to tell my boss when she says something in passing about me being 5 mins late every day:
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punkrocklorax · an hour ago
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I like to use Ecosia to make searches because 'yay planting trees' and also 'yay privacy' but I need something more reliable because I was searching for a John Mulaney quote and I typed in the whole thing and only one picture of John Mulaney came up and the rest were random things like this
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Not exaggerating this was literally the 7 picture in the image results...
Sigh.
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turnedbeige · an hour ago
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this is the height of luxury !
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generalalaska · 3 hours ago
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK HERE
YOU ALL LIKE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE RIGHT? RIGHT?
BUT THEN .....
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE WITH JOHN MULANEY
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To people who have trouble getting out of bed in the morning: if you don’t wake up you might miss glorious things like this
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laurenhufflepuff2 · 3 hours ago
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Wanda when she first arrives in Westview:
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grocerystoredean · 3 hours ago
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someone in the tags of my post asked what’s dashcon please go eat some breakfast and touch some grass my child my young small child
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lawschoolbimbo · 4 hours ago
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need more people to follow, please reblog if you vibe with any of the following!
*buffy the vampire slayer
*criminal minds
*marvel
*existential dread but like fun
*socialism
*comedy (john mulaney, bo burnham, that kinda crew)
*true crime or anything like that ig
*jewish memes
*lgbt (bi) memes or fun content
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castawaysineden · 5 hours ago
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John mulany killed prince philip.
I hope in the future this misinformation will be taken as fact by my ancestors
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incorrectmaxandmoritz · 6 hours ago
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Sometimes I ask Max and Moritz, “Boys, what do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop. I don’t actually want to know their thought process.
Teacher Lämpel
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thezestywalru · 6 hours ago
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My little sister just suggested that Mr. Mulaney is also behind Prince Phillip (RIP). He should be interrogated!
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dilucsrevenge · 12 hours ago
John Mulaney was mentioned in Seth Meyer's most recent "corrections" episode - he's back writing jokes for the show
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO HEAR i’m so glad he is back
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animaticappreciation · 17 hours ago
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John Mulaney Elevator Baby Animatic
Artist: Pavani Atchula
Stop snitching MODAFUCKA
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angelwiththeblue-box · 18 hours ago
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My family: So, do you want to go to college?
Me: John Mulaney said to not go to college, so I won't.
My family: . . .
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storiesofimagination · 18 hours ago
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Pride & Prejudice Explained by John Mulaney
ie - the best thing I’ve seen all week
https://youtu.be/eU_Gh0LIG64
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