#john rp

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING????? #god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

[skeletood]

#homestuck #aradia megido #aranea serket #john egbert #jade harley #nepeta leijon #sollux capter #karkat vantas #dave strider #homestuck rp #yes im obsessed with my own homestuck rp server's lore #and youre missing out so hard #i think i will continue making art for he in-jokes and posting them #a skele fanart #my art #disgrub

[eternalslover]

WHY IS THERE NO WRITING FOR KEANU REEVES CHARACTERS IM ACTUALLY GOING BALLISTIC, I WANT HIM SO BAD WOOF WOOF GRRR, GOING ACTUALLY FERAL, PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT HIM, MATRIX, JOHN WICK, BILL AND TED, CONSTANTINE, MATRIX, MATRIX, MATRIX DID I MENTION MATRIX PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT HIS CHARACTER FROM THE MATRIX

WHERE DID MY CLOTHING GO?!?! I WANT HIM SO BAD HONESTLY HOW CAN YOU NOT WRITE ABOUT HIM?? ANGST, FLUFF, SMUT ECT ECT BIG ON FLUFF AND ANGST, THERE IS JUST SO MUCH SMUT IN THE WORLD BUT I WILL TAKE ANYTHING

#keanu reeves #keanu reeves x reader #keanu reeves smut #keanu reeves quotes #keanu reeves john wick #keanu reeves imagine #keanu reeves icons #keanu reeves fanfic #bill and ted #john wick x y/n #john wick x reader #john wick x you #john wick universe #john wick smut #john wick series #john wick spoilers #john wick rp #john wick oc #john wick movies #john wick headcanons #john wick au #john wick angst #john wick art #john wick chapter 4 #marvel x reader #dc x reader #stranger things x reader #marvel x y/n #marvel x you #xmen x reader

[the-kipsabian]

#orange cassidy #kris statlander #evil uno #john silver #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #they were so hecking cute enjoy #my beloved #sweet little clementine #alien queen #(also i know technically the gunns are there shh im erasing them i dont see them sorry not sorry im too tired to care) #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[murderpoet]

#call of duty #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty fanart #cod mw fanart #modern warfare 2 #myart. #not me using my own RP excerpt for this #you know who you are... #(points at cole)

[disgrub]

INTERESTED IN A PERMANENTLY IN-CHARACTER HOMESTUCK (18+ ONLY) RP SERVER?

THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN DISGRUB! A FUN DREAM BUBBLE WHERE DOUBLES (EVEN TRIPLES) ARE ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED!!

The entire purpose is to act like you are one of the many versions of each character interacting together in a DISCORD SERVER.

INVITES ARE BACK AND THIS TIME WITH A SAUCY TWIST:

==> APPLICATION FORMS!!! <==

*applications that aren't responded to within a week are denied

#homestuck #homestuck rp #discord server #disgrub #john egbert #dave strider #vriska serket #karkat vantas #aranea serket #server promo #feel free to send the application to friends!

[agent-carvour]

Hey @john-macnamara I found this image online. Is that you?

#hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #owen posting #john-macnamara

[detectivesholmes]

John convinced me, or rather pestered me, to join this social media website. He told me that the listeners of his podcast want to see me here. One listener has been particularly persistent. I think John called them something along the lines of a chaotic frying pan. Whatever that means. So here I am. Don't make me regret this.

#detectivesholmes #sherlock holmes #sherlock #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #sherlock co #sherlock rp #roleplay #sherlock roleplay #rp #sherlock fandom #john watson #221b baker street #podcast #sherlock & co podcast #tumblr #blogger #tumblr blog #roleplay blog #new on tumblr

[ask-johnward]

Main post!!

Blog runned by @hanksmc

Art blog mostly! but text time to time.

John may will be more silly than the og (if is that even possible /jk), a lot of headcanons but trying to keep his escence.

Other blogs are free to interact!

Rules!!

This is a holy ask, please no NSFW (Jokes are fine but pray for the educated man)

No M!As

Be patient please and enjoy

“In the world, you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world.” -John 16:33

#faith the unholy trinity #john ward #Faith rp #ask blog

[docjwatsonmdblog]

Did you get a Valentine's Day gift?

I don't think the dismembered goat's heart Sherlock left on the kitchen table was supposed to be a gift. I'm worried about what kind of goat diseases we might get now. But Mariana and I have exchanged a few chocolates. And Archie gave me a big cuddle, that's a gift too.

#john watson #sherlock and co #john watson roleplay #john watson rp #sherlock & co #roleplay #rp #sherlock #sherlock & co podcast #sherlock co #sherlock holmes #valentines day #mariana #mariana sherlock & co #archie #dog #blogger #podcaster #john watson answers #anon ask

[consultjohnwatson]

A rare sight.

#john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #bbc sherlock #221b

[frogisanut]

aaa rosemary and johnkats!?!?!?! AT THE WEDDIGN!??!?!!? WHAT?!?!?MKW>LKEW:@L!PO holy shit.

#rosemary #johnkat #homestuck #homestuck comic #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #john egbert #june egbert #karkat vantas #sprite edit #homestuck sprite edit #it was made for the rp because i am insane #hey guys did you know i hate canon designs of trickster mode #now you know #i love how they turned outtt[[[ #graa LIVE LAUGH LOVE ROSMEARY ARE T H E GOTH WEDDING #hussie does not know how to draw clothes me thinks #clothing designs are my passion real #[ i am BAAD at sewing ] #also john\june and karkat are both enby ^^ #my troll designs are all kind of animalistic because i love them for it and karkat jsut was fitting a crocodile while kanaya is a snake yes

[skeletood]

expressions + color pallettes i randomly generated for myself. expressions come from @/nyazuline on twitta.

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #john egbert #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #terezi pyrope #homestuck john #homestuck karkat #homestuck nepeta #homestuck sollux #homestuck terezi #homestuck rp #a skele fanart #my art

[rumor-weed]

JOHN MULANEY STARTER PROMPTS

Kid Gorgeous Edition.

“He was a man most acquainted with misery.”

“None of that matters, but it's important to me that you know that.”

“He did not look like his job description.”

“He looked like he should be the conductor on a locomotive powered by confetti.”

“But, instead, he made his living in murder.”

“He was the weirdest goddamn person I ever saw in my entire life.”

“He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin.”

“Shut up! You're all gonna die. Street Smarts!"”

“You remember the scourge of muggings when you were in second and third grade.”

"Man, I need cash for drugs right now.”

“Okay, you can get these at any haberdashery.”

“Buy a money clip. Engraved, question mark?”

“Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please?” (Or sub “dad” for character name, if you’re a coward)

“The man with the mustache told me to do it.”

“Let's say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trunk.”

“You kids have no upper body strength.”

“Yeah, he was not a "spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" kind of guy.”

“Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That's life.”

“Fight the guy off using weird, psych-out, back-room Chicago violence.”

“I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies.”

“Now I've thrown him off his rhythm.”

“Okay. Your odds of coming back alive from the primary location, about 60%. But if you are taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none.”

“I am 35 years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations.”

“Nah, sister. You're not getting me to no secondary location.”

“I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood.”

“Top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.”

“I just got a letter from my college, which was fun 'cause mail, you know?”

“So then I had to speed to Goodwill really fast.”

“It was charitable, but it was also fast and violent.”

“I was throwing boxes at people. The boxes were so heavy I couldn't even say what was in them.”

“This one's shirts. I got a bunch of shirts! Take 'em away!"

“How do I write that on my taxes?”

“My mom said it could be a sleep shirt. Please deduct this from my 2017 income.”

“So rather than violate these meaningless politeness rules, I'll just go to bed in a smock like goddamn Ebenezer Scrooge.”

“I'll tremble off to bed in my long Victorian nightgown.”

“Was there ever even a ghost, Mother, or was the dead Victorian girl you saw just me all along?”

“And that's why you shouldn't give to charity.”

“I found out recently that jokes don't do well in court.”

"Hey, that lawsuit with my neighbor is still dragging on.”

“Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

“Okay. See you at improv practice.”

“Strange, the passage of time.”

“I'm not that old. I'm 35, that is not old.”

“I never knew about this, but I am now gross.”

#ask memes #John Mulaney #kid gorgeous #RP starters #starter prompts #John Mulaney RP starters #John Mulaney starters #John Mulaney kid gorgeous #alter as needed #if I make another it’ll be the new special #John Mulaney ask memes

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

what’s your favourite photo of john

I have too many photos that I adore, so narrowing it down to just one is not easy.

Perhaps this one.

#sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #rp #sherlock holmes rp #sherlock replies #sherlock #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #john watson

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Maybe it is time to say something after yesterday evening, @consultjohnwatson. As you all know I am not a man of many words when it concerns sentiment. I despise having to voice anything of such nature, I rather show my appreciation for someone through my actions. I thought my previous actions had clearly represented what I feel, already years ago. But maybe it wasn't clear enough. So expressing any of the following goes against my usual modus operandi, but maybe it is necessary, so I am going to attempt something I never did before. I assumed I had taught you enough about the science of deduction to see and observe. To see what the true meanings behind people’s actions are, what their motivations and intentions are. You are the one of us who is better at such things, better at recognising other people’s emotions, better at interpreting sentiment and determining whether people partake in flirting. So I had believed you would understand my endeavours, sooner or later. But maybe you are not as observant about sentiment when it concerns myself, after all I am not the most emotive and transparent person. Perhaps I will have to be more verbal and clear instead of relying on subtext or your deductions to convey the message. 

I struggle to comprehend and categorise emotional experiences, especially when I don’t have any other data to compare it to. I have never experienced anything akin to ‘love’ before, thus I can not determine whether any new experience would be regarded as such an emotion. I am uncomprehending in the face of the loving, I don’t know how to assess any of such feelings. So I can not say that I am in love, simply because I do not know love. And I think you know that it’s already something special that I am willing to admit that I do not know something.  All I know is that you are the most important person in my life, John. That I appreciate you more than anyone else, I never cared about a fellow human as much as I care about you. That you made me experience a range of emotions that I have never felt before, and you probably made me a better human. You helped me understand things that I would have otherwise never understood, I do value your input, John. I don’t want to contemplate where I would be without you if I had never met you, I probably wouldn’t be here at all anymore. 

What I am trying to say is, be patient with me. Even if I am unable to properly comprehend sentiment, would you be willing to help me understand and find out? Would you be willing to figure it out together? To be my conductor of light?

#roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #johnlock roleplay #sherlock rp #johnlock rp #sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock x john #sherlock and john #sherlock fandom #sherlock bbc #holmes x watson #johnlock anniversary #anniversary #conductor of light