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toastydumpster · 1 year
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me and the abomination I pulled by being madly in love with life. 
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twixtedspoon · 8 months
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the final parlay.
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entguarde · 10 months
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I CAN STILL HEAR YOU SAYING
YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN
[Image ID: Two sketches of Merle Highchurch and John from the Adventure Zone, respectively.
In the first image, Merle, a fat dwarven man with a full beard, a partial bun, wavy hair and a protruding fang. He is angrily staring ahead while toppling a black chess piece.
In the latter image is John, a slim, well-tailored human man with short hair. He is wearing a suit and tie. He is looking down with an expression that lacks much emotion. His eyes have shines of red, blue, yellow and white.
In Merle’s image, the lyrics shown are “IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME NOW,” , and in John’s they are “YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN”. End description]
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just1gnome · 11 months
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Johnchurch beach episode but nothing goes wrong
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he's telling everyone merle forgot the sunscreen
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theotherpacman · 10 days
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got distracted and slipped into my feelings about johnchurch again
can you fucking believe that this motherfucker died like 50 times JUST to talk to the guy who was killing him. over and over he approached this man with a heart full of compassion and love and over and over john killed him. and he kept going back and he kept going back
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salamanderdr · 1 year
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When old men are old and tragic and in love-
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indrids · 2 years
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he's a ten but he bursts into tears when taako first finds the umbrastaff bc he knows he'd hate himself for hurting his sister in death. he's a ten but he can't relisten to litch barry episodes without bawling. he's a ten but the "you see lup" monologue makes him curl up into the fetal position. he's a ten but any description of the umbrastaff acting "on its own" hits him like a punch to the gut. he's a ten but the words "arms outstretched" force him to sit down for a moment. he's a ten but "tell him 'this is for julia'" sends him into cardiac arrest. he's a ten but any music from the taz soundtrack stitches together some of his broken pieces. he's a ten but he'll fight you tooth and nail over a single bad word about Lucretia. he's a ten but the word parlay causes him to stumble. he's a ten but he relistens to balance from the beginning to feel something.
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John: [in his many meetings with Merle] It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.
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taz-balance-zine · 3 months
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From the desk of the Director… ✍️
you ask and we answer!
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I'm just gonna do a long post and say who I thought about with each song in this playlist actually
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRgDjBOgUxg-br_qlOV3xsJFd6meat2IW&si=I43LImMGeG9cWCtT
Paradise (What About us?) by Within Temptation - IPRE during Stolen Century
My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone - Lucretia
Oh Ana by Mother Mother - John and Merle
Deserted Dreams by Zaitohro - Barry Bluejeans
Honey (Are U Coming) by Måneskin - Barry and Lup
Waiting on the Sky to Change by STARSET & Breaking Benjamin - IPRE
Another Life by Motionless in White - Lucretia
Lost by Linkin Park - Lucretia (Pre-Suffering Game)
Immortals by Fall Out Boy - IPRE
Feel Like Falling by Digital Daggers - Lup
Children of the Sky by Imagine Dragons - IPRE, but mostly Davenport
The Loneliest by Måneskin - Barry Bluejeans
Space Was Cool by Markiplier - it's silly but my mind thinks about John for this one.
Haunting by Halsey - Lucretia, but also Barry, it could be either of them I think
Constellations by Aviators - IPRE
Humility by Gorillaz - Lucretia
Saturday Come Slow by Massive Attack - John and Merle, or Barry and Lup
My Terracotta Heart by Blur - Lucretia, or Barry
Nobody by Mitski - Lucretia
Wet Dream by Wet Leg - Taako
Désolé by Gorillaz - Lucretia
Kansas by Gorillaz - Lucretia
They by Jem - John
Don't Stop by Innerpartysystem - Edward and Lydia
No Light, No Light by Florence + the Machine - Barry Bluejeans
you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish - John and Merle
Destroy Me by Mr. Kitty - John (and Merle)
Crimewave by Crystal Castles - John (and Merle)
As the World Caves In by Matt Maltese - nobody specific, it just felt appropriate
Howl by Florence + the Machine - originally I added it with Barry and Lup in mind but then I thought it fit John and Merle better
Trouble is a Friend by Lenka - John and Merle
Come Crashing by Digital Daggers - Lup
Epoch by Salvonic - Lucretia
24 by Jem - John
A Sadness Runs Through Him by The Hoosiers - John and Merle
Memories by Within Temptation - Lucretia, but it could also be Barry Bluejeans
Centuries by Fall Out Boy - IPRE and John
Lowlife by Poppy - John and Merle
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5oz-mud · 2 years
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made this quite a while ago but decided to upload it now merry christmas johnchurcheres
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toastydumpster · 1 year
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inadequate
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dansnotavampire · 10 months
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sorry for all the johnchurch reblogs I am insane and refuse to stop
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entguarde · 9 months
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this is canon right
[Image ID: a two-panel comic of John Hunger and Merle Highchurch from The Adventure Zone.
John is a slim human man with slicked back hair and a suit. Merle is a fat dwarven man with a long beard, long wavy hair, and a protruding fang.
The first panel depicts John who says “You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.” It is implied he is saying this to Merle.
The second panel depicts Merle, who is absentmindedly stacking up chess pieces with a lazy smile. He responds with “You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid <3”. End description0
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Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast) Relationships: Merle Highchurch/The Hunger | John Additional Tags: Drabble, Post canon, amnesia trope, vague unnamed mention of taako, JohnChurch - Freeform
Day 14
It’s been a HOT minute since my TAZ era, so it’s definitely not the most canon accurate. Also I’ve never written,,any taz balance characters but we make it work
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*Goes into a chuckling fit and then starts crying*
Seriously though relistening to the adventure zone made me appreciate johnchurch so so much more than i did the first time
Also ignore that merle is in pencil in the first frame and the Js are backwards i made this at 3 am
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