#join for a drink

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering) #Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

[petitesmafia]

just thinking about the whole "what if Chuuya joined the detective agency along with Dazai?" and imagine him getting roped into Dazai's game of making everyone guess what their former jobs were (especially Kunikida)

Kunikida, watching skk bicker: btw did you guys know each other before this? Chuuya: unfortunately yes Dazai (at the same time): thankfully no Kunikida: ??? skk: Chuuya: ...sorry i meant no? Dazai (at the same time): just kidding! yes we did skk: Kunikida: ?????

Kunikida: were you guys students? Dazai: no Kunikida: factory workers? Dazai: no Kunikida: you guys weren't like. criminals of some sort right? Dazai: nope Chuuya, whipping his head to look at Dazai: ???????

Kunikida, praising them after a mission: good work today! btw how did you know PM's routes so well? Chuuya: tbh that's bc we used to w— Dazai: —ander around that area :) Chuuya: ??? Dazai: well Chuuya did. bc he was a bad bad boy who liked to hang out after dark in shady places and wouldn't listen to me when i told him the mafia is a very scaryyy place with very scaryyy people~ Chuuya: ?????

Kunikida: so you guys used to work together? what'd you guys do? any notable projects? Chuuya, thinking about him and Dazai destroying an entire enemy organization overnight at age 16: Chuuya, thinking about various other crimes they've committed: Chuuya, nervously sweating: um. well,,

#ena.hc #enarchive: au #ada!chuuya #bungou stray dogs #skk #ranpo was the first to find out obv and kept quiet #yosano and chuuya are drinking buddies so she found out second #and joined in on it #eventually it was just kunikida in the dark #it's just Chuuya kinda confused but trying his best to play along with Dazai

[jvlianbashir]

"ezri was 21 when she was joined and became the counselor on ds9"

#she should be at the club drinking shitty vodka crans instead of dealing with everyone's mental crises and unhealthy projections haha #yeahyeahyeah i know joined = more experience but im always shocked to remember how actually young she was to be in the position #julian and jadzia were like 27-28 when they first got to ds9 #star trek #ds9 #ezri dax #doctor's log

[krazieka2]

Fe3h Golden Deer Night Out + Hubert, because originally I was gonna draw all the houses, but believe it or not I always had something higher priority to do lol

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #2023 art #fe3h #fire emblem #golden deer #hubert von vestra #as a treat for you tumblr users here were the other drunk jokes I had planned: #alcohol making Bernie's anxiety worse so she hides under the bar #linhardt having one drink and joining the floor pile #Dorothea & Ferdie trying to sing a bar song neither of them really remember #so they try to correct each other by singing louder than the other #Sylvain trying to get up on a table but Dimitri breaks in in half because he was arm wrestling #and then Sylvain joins the floor pile #that was as far as I got

[okkennymay]

Commission for @xxmischieflovesxx (aww man why wont it let me @ you??)

Listen I know the vast majority of what i post is commissions, but a mans gotta keep a roof over his head one way or another 9w9"

At least I get a lot of really fun ones!~ 💖

Ahhh Dan under house arrest by Clockwork, his "warden" a demon, and his attempts at intimidation in that last panel were most certainly futile.

#danny phantom #okkennymay #commission #sketch page commission #Dan Phantom #someone else's oc #comic #mini comic #she's a begrudging warden at that #“yes I invited you to join me for a drink because fuck this situation but I didn't mean mINE ASSHOLE” #DAN THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT MAN. HOW MANY TIMES. #me using manga tones for the first time: aM i doIN thiS SHIt riGHT?? #honestly i'm just happy to be drawing and posting more at all- even if its all mostly commissions #i've come a long way and a friend recently helped me truly see that 💖 #I'm often too hard on myself- I hate that its taken me years to get to this point but it's certainly better than never reaching it at all 💖

[sydneighsays]

Roy's his dad and he needs a drink

This vine just has their energy

It's a doodle, idk I'm supposed to be doing homework.

#dad roy mustang #roy mustang #edward elric #i miss vine #let me see what you have #a knife! no! #omg why does he have a knife #fanart #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fma #fma 2003 #vine reference #roy: mama needs a drink #I bet he got a minivan after the elrics joined the military

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

#initially i wasn't planning to do anything but then i thought what the hell what if we go out to drink something #except it was all very up in the air so a good deal of folks couldn't come (which is fine that one's on me) #but the two who COULD make it are genuinely some of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met and one of them brought his gf along #and we hit it off IMMEDIATELY and THEN we ran into another pal I hadn't seen in a while and hadn't had the chance to invite in person #who also joined in after he finished hanging out with other people and they got me a present????? 😭 #i haven't had a birthday with friends in fucking . 3 years between covid and everyone i knew moving away #I'm so happy i think my heart is going to explode #which ik. hey isn't that a very boring and simple hangout YES but also not to me baby i have been in a depression isolation all my teens #i started to genuinely enjoy my day to day life like. 4 months ago ever since starting uni #it feels like turning a new leaf yknow? like. i made it. i made it out. god i could cry #sorry I'm a little drunk

[meganechan05]

Meanwhile in Hakabaka

Grodie didn't realize that dying meant going to the same place as those he's killed.

And he's got three former King's and their spouses who would be more than happy to beat the shit out of him after what he put them and their successors through ( 〃▽〃)

#and this doesnt include all the other battle-ready souls thirsting for vengeance against him ( ￣▽￣) #pretty sure Nephilia would be drinking tea on the side before joining them like that one jojo meme #YESSSSSS #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #kingohger spoilers #king ohger spoilers #kingoh doodles #grodie leucodium #karras de haan #shiron #iroki #metalli ran #diid ran #ko47 #super sentai

[corrodedcoughin]

Eddie and Robin floating around Steve’s pool with hangovers while Steve, also hungover, tries to throw cereal in their mouths. Margaritaville by Jimmy buffet plays on loop on the ‘hangover from hell cure’ tape that Eddie swears by.

Eventually Steve swaps to a water gun filled with apple juice when Eddie and Robin complain they are thirsty

#goodnight my eyes are fuzzy and I can’t focus them #they are all dramatic friends who wake up with The Fear after a night of drinking #Steve alternates the cereal and juice between them and himself #everyone ends up with food in their hair #thsi is how dustin finds them after begging a lift off Claudia becuase he was convinced they were hanging out without him and that was #Not Okay. #purely becuase he knew they’d do something stupid and arriving at Steve to see them all questionably dressed #(Eddie had robins bra with Steve’s shorts on #Robin with Eddie’s maiden shirt and her own jeans #and Steve with robins shirt and eddid denim #shorts) #he begins telling them off but Robin shushes him and points to the boombox playing Jimmy #he starts again and both Eddie and Steve give him the ‘ah ah!’ and point at the music #so dustin sits down next to Steve and starts joining in with the life sized game of hungry hungry hippos he’s apparently playing #Goodnight god bless #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington

[thatswhatsushesaid]

okay everyone, you've presumably survived two group projects at mdzs university, you are probably getting passing marks, and the end of the term is in sight. you just have to get through one last project, and then you're home free for the holiday(s) (of your choosing)

so, it's time to decide who you will throw your lot in with one last time:

good luck!!

#real talk if I had to join any of these groups I'd probably drop the course and take up drinking #but if I HAD to join one #i'd probably choose lwj sl & sms #just because the tension will be Real but it won't be quite as cringe-inducing as listening to jin zixun start every team meeting #regaling us with his latest venture capital start-up idea #or carrying the dead weight that will be nhs on any project that doesn't spark joy in his heart #mdzs

[forcemasculinisation]

#Join a sport #Drink in the attention #force masc #forced masculinisation #forced masculinization #ftm forced masculinisation #ftm forced masculinization #autoandrophilia #roachification #t4t #ftm cnc

[navybrat817]

Just exercised for the first time in years. Out of shape, but proud of myself!

#navybrat rambles #personal #workout #working out #exercise #trying to better myself #my sweet son wanted to join me #baby steps #one step at a time #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #i just did #stay hydrated my friends

[velvetjune]

Jesse would probably have the same reaction to Saga’s profiling as Tor or Odin, being able to directly communicate, which would lead to the best situation of both of them just staring into space while they’re silently and psychically communicating at random times

#I’m still on the hypothetical situation of Jesse and casey joining the fbc with the recommendation of kiran and ahti after Alan wake 2 #saga: [starts profiling] #Jesse: [is unfazed because it’s similar to the hotline] #saga: [tells pun] :) #Jesse: [also tells pun] :) #casey watching them silently stare at nothing for a few minutes: :) #alan wake 2 #control 2019 #saga would be the PERFECT field agent working alongside kiran and casey!! #she probably even wouldn’t have to move #tw for drinking #but ive had some drinks so might delete this in the morning if it seems incoherent #but this is just an extension of my other post 😤 I believe it can happen 😤 #on a similar note will control 2 have Jesse be the main playable character? #it’d be hard to make her be SO powerful from the very start of the game #so maybe it would have someone else be the playable character? since Jesse is almost undefeatable now? it’s complicated #either way I want more saga and casey working together.. I’ll genuinely be so sad if Alan wake 2 was the most they’d have focus in #saga anderson #jesse faden #also would control 2 take place before or after Alan wake 2 ? #if it’s before there will definitely not be saga joining the 😭 #*the fbc

[theanoninyourinbox]

Two Days Of Art Later

Guess Who Got Clangen!

@officialclangen

#my art #warrior cats #warriors #warrior cats au #warrior cats design #warrior cats designs #clangen #warrior cats clangen #clan generator #hollowclan #faith has a little cross on his chest lol #cinder and wind - they're lesbians harold #rippletuft drink the woman juice #poor jumpstripe joined the clan then died one moon later #jaggedbreak was named Timon originally lol #she mentored Tulippaw so she def got the cusses from Jagged lol #poor reef and boulder are the Tripod Society #we have So Many Medicine Cats #frost and song was Very Unexpected #that's a lot of cats #look at all these babies

[toxintouch]

TOUCHSTARVED SUMMONING CIRCLE WISH LIST:

. 🕯 .

. 🕯 🕯 .

. 🕯 MHIN 🕯 .

. 🕯 WITH A 🕯 .

. 🕯 HUSKY 🕯 .

. 🕯 VOICE 🕯 .

. 🕯 🕯 .

. 🕯 .

being a screaming abomination must be hard on your vocal chords.

#join my summoning circle if u like #I am offering Mhin a warm drink with honey. #Consider: Their voice gets all raspy when their monster has particularly active bc they have been *murderous bird screeches* all night #I do not know VAs so I do not have actual Big Opinions just someone gn sounding... #mhin touchstarved #Touchstarved Wishlist: Mhin #mini-mhin week interlude until their b-day? they would just love that. /sarcasm #tumblr formatting did not want me to have this circle #i was gonna describe this as vocal fry but i am thinking of the type of vocal fry that singers (kurt cobain etc) do &not...