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I’ve made like 100 of these and I need to put them somewhere or else I will explode
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reemonna · 1 year
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Tumblr/Twitter relatable compilations x Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean
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Mikitaka: I don't know wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep! Maybe I'm coming down with something.
Josuke: oooh, I know what you've got. The L word!
Okuyasu: yeah leprosy!
Josuke: no okuyasu, no! It's four letters, starts with L and ends with E!
Okuyasu: ... Aha! Licee!
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harusaki-hugo · 2 years
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Jojo’s Incorrect Quotes 11
_Oh , look another Jojo’s post _..
Y/n: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Ermes: Yea, I could drink legally! 
Jolyne: I could hang out with the girls! 
Jotaro: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
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Y/n, watching Jolyne & Jotaro panic : What's going on?
 Ermes: Jolyne is having a midlife crisis and Jotaro is just having a crisis.
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Ermes: I'm bored. 
Jolyne: Wanna commit first degree murder? 
Ermes: Sure! 
Jotaro, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Y/n down!!
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Jolyne: I told Y/n that their ears turn red when they lie. 
Weather : Do they? 
Jolyne: No. 
Weather : Then why did you tell them that? 
Jolyne: Because I can do this. 
Jolyne: Hey Y/n! Do you love us? 
Y/n, with their hands over their ears: No.
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mingot-studios · 1 year
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Josuke: Guys, in case you’ve already forgotten, Rohan is the worst.
[knocking on door]
Josuke: And that’s not just jealousy talking, I’d say that to his face.
Rohan: I need your help.
Josuke: You’re the worst. [slams door in his face]
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murder-and-manga · 1 year
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Welcome to stupid shit in my head
Jotaro:what do we do if a man is being creepy to us?
Jolyne:find the nearest homosexual
Jotaro:good job
Jouta:*raises hand*
Jotaro:yes Jouta?
Jouta:what if I'M the nearest homosexual?
Jotaro:find the second nearest homosexual
Jota:nice,ok. What if it's running if the dumbass currently running on blueberry lemonade,homicidal thought,ace/aro girl boss vibes and a two month old oreo she found under her bed is the second closest homosexual?
Jotaro:what a long winded and horrifying way to describe your younger sister but that might up your survival chances
Izuma:*raises hand*
Jotaro:yes problem child?
Izuma:am I safe if I'M the closest homosexual?
Jotaro:Izu-bunny,no one is safe when when you're around that's why you went to juvie
Izuma:can I punch Jouta with my lighter?
Jotaro:no
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teehee
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sirfowlman · 8 months
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Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.
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Incorrect Quotes #77
Jotaro : I'm going to fight the next person who insults Y/n
Y/n : I hate myself
Jotaro : Alright, square up
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nikathesiren · 1 year
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Ermes tries to be subtle and cute, but Jolyne goes straight to the point 😏 😳 💦
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Another jojo comic inspired by an incorrect quote I got from a random generator. I like drawing this kind of silly stuff, I hope I can keep doing it <3
More of my art - Kofi
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(Damian's about to go to his first day of school in Gotham) Damian: I don't...I don't think I can do this. Dick: What? Of course you can. Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular and you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're 10 years old, but you're still the bestest, most badass little weirdo I've ever met. Not to mention the fact you're really good looking. So you're gonna get out there and you're gonna have a great time, okay? Damian: Okay.
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I have more 😔
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reemonna · 2 years
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Spending the night with Noriaki Kakyoin
(Warning: Contains nsfw/+18 content)
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Watching a lot of drawing tutorials is a very essential part of the time you're spending together
Doing doodles and sketching some random things and using weird references the whole time
Noriaki is more of a calm nature enjoyer, so he prefers spending his time on a laid-back, peaceful hill under the moon silver light to spending it in a very noisy place like a party in a club
He will take advantage of this pacific moment and starts talking with you about yourselves
You'll be opening up about nearly everything about your both lives and the things making you upset to the point you won't realise how many hours have passed
Cooking together in your place, probably missing up your kitchen and almost setting the whole house on fire
DRAWING COMPETITIONS
You both most likely throwing colors on each other and spending 2 hours to get 'em out of your hair and clothes
Playing video games especially the ones which contain multiplayer, and you'd probably be the one who wins most of times
(NSFW/+18)
He may ask you to take off your clothes to draw you naked, he'd praise and appreciate your beauty in the process
You'll be definitely making love between the teared up papers, drawing tools, colors remains and confetti thrown around you chaotically
When it's time for him to give you oral, he'll ask you to try his lero lero thing on you
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nicherayyy · 10 months
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Reader: why didn’t you react when Polnareff cried?
Jotaro: I did, I rolled my eyes.
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harusaki-hugo · 2 years
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Jojo’s Incorrect Quotes 10
Yes.The incorrect quotes is back and now staring stone ocean!y/n 
Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jotaro: Just rip the bandage off.
Y/n: It’s Jolyne.
Jotaro: Put the bandage back on.
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Y/n: If you had to choose between Jotaro and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Jolyne: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Jotaro: Jolyne!
Y/n: 63 cents.
Jolyne: I'll take the money.
Jotaro: JOLYNE!!!
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Y/n, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Jotaro, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Jolyne, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Anasui, trembling: What are we playing..?
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Y/n: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Jotaro:
Jolyne:
Anasui:
Everyone Else At Y/n’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Jotaro: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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mingot-studios · 1 year
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Kujo siblings post-SDC
Jotaro: Well, I'm probably scarred for life.
Haruko: Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
Jotaro: I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.
Haruko: Same.
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