My graphic design skills are impeccable
Mista: Fucking Christ, there’s four of us in here!
Giorno, petting his arm: I’m here
Mista: Yeah, that’s the fucking problem!
Abbacchio: My life is literally spiraling out of control
Bucciarati: Leone…
Abbacchio: Don’t worry about me though, I’ll figure things out eventually.
Bucciarati: I have no doubt that you will. You have no choice after all.
Abbacchio: I mean… I could also just die instead.
Bucciarati: Leone.
DIO is an Aries… Giorno is an Aries… Are we to conclude that the baddest bitches are Aries?
This is why both Sam Spaghetti and Latte Bocconccini are critically important.
And fucking. Carlo Carota idfk
Me: *trying to sleep*
Brain: *blasting the Marry A Man video on loud speakers in my head*
Giorno: I think it’s time that we talk about your dangerous and unsanitary habit of… licking the faces of strangers. Do you realize how much foreign bacteria you are inviting into your body?
Bruno: Do you realize that I will be killed by either gunfire or at the hands of an enemy stand long before I succumb to the potential threat of toxic shock from face licking?
Giorno:
Giorno: I think it’s time that we talk about why these are the only 3 options available for you.
Bruno
Abbacchio
Narancia
Mista
Fugo
reggie the rat as illuso
Rab the Fanta addict
Rab: what’s sweeter then sugar?
Alex: your blood
Rab: true
Rab: want some Fanta coz it’s inside me ;), just cut open my wrist.
Alex: …
Me: do you want some Fanta?
Guest: oh yes that would be lovely.
Me: *gets rabbit from the kitchen* okay sweetheart, do you thing
Rab: *proceeds to cut open wrist above a glass* here you go sir.
…
Rab: guest be like…
Alex: brooooohhh, I just… I just can’t. XDXDXD
moshi moshi~
here are ships I write for:
hxh:
🍓killugon
🍓hisoillu (I won’t be writing nsfw for this one)
🍓leopika
🍓any character x (Y/N)
haikyuu!:
🍓kiyokaxtanaka
🍓daisuga
🍓any character x (Y/N)
that’s it! I personally don’t ship any other characters such as KuroKen or Kagehina. If you do, I respect you hehe!!!
my hero academia:
🍓kamijirou
🍓todomomo
🍓Izuocha (deku + ochaco)
🍓kirimina
🍓tokotsuyu
🍓ojitooru
🍓himidabi (dabi & toga)
🍓kiribaku
🍓tododeku
🍓bakudeku (I don’t rlly ship this one, but it’s very very popular, so I may give it a try)
🍓 any character x (Y/N)
jjk:
🍓as far as I can tell, there aren’t any serious ships yet….
🍓 any character x (Y/N)
bsd:
🍓 any character x (Y/N)
🍓again, I don’t ship any of the ships in this fandom, sorry :/
kakegurui:
🍓yumeko x mary (I forgot their ship name, sowwy)
🍓mary x ririka
🍓yumeko x suzui
🍓any character x (Y/N)
death note:
🍓misa x light (no nsfw)
🍓any character x (Y/N)
Sorry, I’m not a big fan of any ships in this anime XD
aot:
🍓levi x hange
🍓ymir x historia
🍓eren x mikasa (it will mostly be angst if I write about them :>)
🍓any character x (Y/N)
jojos bizzarre adventure:
🍓mista x trish
🍓joseph x caeser
🍓jotaro x kakyoin
🍓josuke x rohan
🍓josuke x okayasu
🍓giorno x mista
🍓giorno x trish
🍓 any character x (Y/N)
if you have any uncommon ships, lmk!
So this just popped into my head lately