recently discovered that i only cry in extremely emotional moments or when listening to harry styles so i don’t know what that means
*Blows my hairdryer up my shirt while drying my hair to simulate human contact*
Me: I wonder where I can buy a clarinet in my area.
Google: Guitar Center.
Just laugh at random times to keep people thinking that you’re full of funnies that you won’t say
my current life goal is to hyperventilate into a harmonica
Ah yes, the three genders: those that win, those that lose, and those born to sing the blues
Okay but I thought of a pun it’s probably been done before but heck-
Lol I sketched this at 3 am ngl not even gonna fix It up
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