#joke karen rowling

[silalcarin]

NOTE: This has been sitting in my drafts since literally late 2018, roughly 2 months after this video was posted on YouTube. I decided to finally post it... 5 years later. 👀

Harry = Chandler

Ron Weasley = Ross Geller

Hermione = Rachel

Neville = Joey

Ginny Weasley = Monica Geller

Luna = Phoebe

Ron = Ross and Ginny = Monica because they are siblings. You literally cannot have them in any other role because they are siblings. That's why I have their full names listed for just those two.

Harry = Chandler. Both are sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor. Both are insecure towards their main love interest and soulmate, Ginny = Monica. [In Book 6, Harry feels that the only way Dean/Ginny will break up is if he takes Felix Felicis. Even after Dean/Ginny break up, Harry still feels insecure because other guys ask Ginny out, and he wants to take Felix Felicis again to put the odds in his favor.] Both also get very jealous when another guy shows interest in, or dates, Ginny = Monica (Dean, Viktor; Nurse Dan, Richard, Don). Both are also Amazon Chasers towards Ginny = Monica. Both also fear how Ron = Ross will react to them falling in love with and dating Ginny = Monica. Both also have been best friends with Ron = Ross since the day they first met, and were roommates all throughout their years at school (Hogwarts; college).

Ron = Ross. Both get very jealous when other guys show interest in, or date, their main love interest, Hermione = Rachel (Viktor, Cormac; Paolo, Mark, Joshua, Gavin, Joey). Both also have a long-standing Will They Or Won't They relationship with Hermione = Rachel that lasts for literally the entire series. Both are also very happy that their best friend, Harry = Chandler, is dating their younger sister, Ginny = Monica, and become brothers-in-law by the end of the series. Ron is initially quiet after Harry/Ginny publicly share their first kiss, but after a moment, he gives them his blessing; Ross is initially angry to learn about Chandler/Monica, partially due to his life issues and taking medication for his rage, but after learning that they are sincerely in love, he gives them his blessing.

Hermione = Rachel. Both get very jealous, to the point of being petty and scornful about it, when their main love interest, Ron = Ross, dates or is interested in other girls (Fleur, Lavender; Julie, Bonnie, Emily, Jill, Katie). Both are also not very interested in playing sports compared to Ginny = Monica, who is their closest female friend. Both are also happy to ship Harry/Ginny = Chandler/Monica.

Neville = Joey. Academically, both are the worst of the sextet (Neville because, up until the sixth book, he kept using his father's wand and not his own true wand; Joey because he didn't care about school and focused more on having sex). Despite that, both show immense talent in one area (Herbology for Neville; cooking spaghetti sauce and baking cookies for Joey). Both are sensitive underneath the surface. Both are fiercely loyal to their friends.

Ginny = Monica. Both have three relationships total, where the first two lasted about roughly a year each (Michael, Dean; Richard, Pete), and then they marry their third and final boyfriend, who is their soulmate (Harry; Chandler). Both were also initially shy towards Harry = Chandler in their first official meeting. Both also get jealous, but not to the point of being petty or scornful about it, when other girls show interest in Harry = Chandler (Gabrielle, Cho; Wendy). Both are also Violently Protective Girlfriends towards Harry = Chandler (Ginny defends Harry from Malfoy in Book 2 and then Blaise/Cormac/Dean/Seamus/Hermione in Book 6; Monica defends Chandler from Janine in Season 6 and then their wedding photographer in Season 7). Both are also tomboys, hot-tempered, and enjoy playing sports.

Luna = Phoebe. Both are Cloudcuckoolanders who occasionally make their friends feel uncomfortable due to their antics and beliefs. Nuff said.

#youtube #parallels #friends #harry potter #ron weasley #hermione granger #neville longbottom #ginny weasley #luna lovegood #chandler bing #ross geller #rachel green #joey tribbiani #monica geller #phoebe buffay #anti jk rowling #anti jkr #ugh if only joke karen rowling didn't ruin my childhood #seriously she had to go and ruin the books with her regressive af views #no but for real she ruined the books for me

[rafawriter]

Of course....

#joke karen rowling pin #j.k. rowling #transphobia #TERFs #terf

[weedle-testaburger]

losers on the internet: it’s not ok to pick on people, except people who like X, they’re cringe/problematic/whatever

me whenever i see that crap:

#personal crap #the fact people on this site think that letting people like things they don't like is somehow ethically wrong #is absolutely fucking ludicrous #you don't get to tell people they're bad people #for something as harmless as liking a piece of media #there's a difference between someone who likes war crimes and transphobia and someone who likes marvel movies and harry potter #(and that difference is called disney execs and joke karen rowling) #(and the losers who stan them rather than acknowledging creators can be shitty)

[androgynousblackbox]

I looked into the video James Somerton talks about his HP merch in and made some screenshots. He's not full on bawling per say, but it's sure something. (An Over-Emotional Look at Why JK Rowling is Bad)

Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/UwFPhZ7

He waxes quite long how for some kids HP was essentially a safe space from the real world, the characters were their friends and family and so on. The books are the fans' property now, she might legally own it but the brand is nothing without the fans, Hogwarts is home for an entire generation yadda yadda. You'd have to see the smug head shake when saying "I'm not letting her have the power to take it away from me", wow. Just wow.

Coincidentally, here's a 2 HOUR LONG video by the youtuber Shaun calling out just some of the weird and highly problematic shit in HP books: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1iaJWSwUZs

Jesus fucking christ, what a terrible ass fucking video from a terrible ass person.

slow clap

Truly, how brave of Serial Plagiarist Somerton to decide that he, as a cis binary man, can wear his HP backpack without feeling like he is contributing and supporting TERF ideology. And how absolutely nice of him to not make a single fucking mention during this one hour jerk fest of "I am good, uwuw, believe me, I am good!" of how to actually support trans people.

A big chunk on the video relies on the assumption that Serial Plagiarist is NOT bad, okay? He is not a bigot, okay? He said so. He has trans friends to whom he wouldn't talk about Joanne Karen so OBVIOUSLY he couldn't have any hidden bias or blind spots. Forget the fact about how he denied that Rowling "did anything explicitely racist" at the start. He met his first black person at 16 so that means he is not a bigot. But as soon he tries to convince me of that, he does share the opinion that the phrase "people who menstruate" sounds "off", that it's "deshumanizing" (he ommited explain how me, a person who menstruate, against my will I might add, should care about what a cis man's opinion about a completely accurate description that is relevant to menstrual related health) so OF COURSE he understands why people had a problem with it. It's very fucking understandable. Nevermind the amount of trans people who were already calling that already or the mountains of afab people who defended the terminology as being inclusive and fine. Serial Plagiarist is not a bigot because he said so. That is the only thing you need to remember.

Strike one.

Serial Plagiarist of Queer Authors didn't talked either about the pen name of J. Karen is the name of a conversion therapy supporter, even though in Twitter trans people and actual allies who listen to us always point that out.

Strike two.

At some point he says that the fanfiction communities exploded only after the books were finished. I was on HP fanfiction communities at 14 before the fifth book came out and it was the largest fandom at the time. I am talking about the hispanic fandom so the english one must have been huge too. How does he have the confidence of just saying such blatantly wrong information, I have no clue.

Like, he says "we were loving, kind, accepting people… that is why we had to defend J. Karen" like… he actually is making the argument that he is a good person at heart and he had no agency, no responsability, no autonomy at all and no bias anywhere when he decided to defend J. Karen and ignore criticism until it was too late. It's giving Shane Dawson pushing for his shitty "I am such an empath uwuw" whenever people would call him out on blackface or whatever shitty unfunny joke he made. "I am a good person, therefore, if I did anything wrong it was a mistake and that doesn't reflect my values or who I am", like fuck it does.

That phrase "I won't let her take that power away from me" appears before on the video refering to trans people having HP related tattooes to spite Rowling. So he took this sentiment from trans people and decided to apply it to himself… a white cis binary guy, and he thought he was doing fucking something.

I swear I almost lose my fucking mind when this piece of shit really bring out syrian refugees grabbing HP books with them and being all "is it really fair to ask them to give that up?". The same man who literally groaned and complained about how he can't guy a fucking lego set has no fucking business in hell comparing his need for scapism with these people. He had no fucking business to pretend like he has the same power of reclamation that trans people have. He had no fucking business doing this whole fucking charade of "I am not letting her take that power away from me uwu" when he never, EVER, was the most affected person on any of this and NEVER had any power taken away from him. While he was playing the smallest violin for himself from the inside of his ass, he barely even touched on the real life impact that J. Karen had on making the lives of trans people actively worse. He didn't say anything about how laws are inspired by her or how hateful and violent people she had little tea parties with. It's like he thinks all she did was some offensive tweets, a bad books, a manifesto and done. That no further impact and didn't harm anyone.

He wants to play the victim on all of this so fucking hard and it's embarassing. This is giving me Sarah Z bringing up the fucking Turner Diaries to talk about problematic fanfiction. It's the exact level of otherwordly lack of self awareness. No fucking wonder they are best buddies.

#james somerton sucks

[exo-meme-ories]

okay so, this might be a bit of a downer, but with the latest news on what Joke Karen Rowling, a Harry Potter fictive of ours went, "down with my source. down with her." and we have burnt the books and i think our other fictives are adopting them into their own source instead.

we wanted to mention this since i think they got adopted by our MLP fictive so uh, they're now learning the magic of friendship and i'm happy they're happy despite the awful turn

slay!!! i'm so happy for them :)

[darkempathsmiley]

horrible apocalyptic vision from the future

at a sold out stadium show, dave chappelle triples down so hard on defending jk rowling that he does a 15 minute way-too-earnest bit about how karen is a slur and it completely reingratiates himself with the liberal media. he does a primetime one-on-one disccussion with hillary clinton that is so anticipated it doubles cable tv subscriptions. on it he makes a joke about how "no one's ever called beyonce shrill"

#dave chappelle #stand up comedy #stand up #comedy #white women #trans rights are human rights #jk rowling #dave chappelle white woman arc

[pienaur]

I wish Joking Karen Rowling a very stop so people can live in peace

Stop as in stop being a terf or die

[susiephone]

dan radcliffe was really like “yeah yeah thanks for the career and the money and everything but you will respect trans people or die by my sword” and i love him for it

#daniel radcliffe #harry potter #joke karen rowling

[fanonical]

JK Rowling is now completely, 100%, on the record, TERF on main.

She is openly on Twitter now suggesting through thinly veiled transphobic dogwhistles that what defines a woman is “having periods” (and that having periods makes you a woman) and that trans women shouldn’t be considered part of women’s global experience.

#The Rowling Problem #JK Rowling #Joke Karen Rowling #Fantastic Beasts #transmisogyny /

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Thinking on it, Joke Karen Rowling definitely copied Tolkien’s Dead Marshes when she made the pond in the cave in the 6th book of HP

#TOLK Man live blogs #lotr #tolkien #joke karen Rowling #jkr #jrrt #Harry Potter #also by the by fuck jkr #she’s a god damn terf and I hope she has a massive stroke and ends up stuck inside her head unable to communicate #thus forcing her to watch as we queer the fuck out of HP while she can do nothing #am I an asshole for hoping this? I mean probably but does it seem like I’d give a fuck?

[i-like-gay-books]

At this point, Joke Karen Rowling could tell me canon things that actually happened in the books and I wouldn’t believe her.

#joke karen rowling #jkr #don’t stan jkr #jkr is a terf #just kidding rowling #harry potter belongs to us now #harry potter #wolfstar #drarry #trans luna #harry potter is more queer than you thought

[rafawriter]

Well, doesn’t this take the shitcake! 

#.Scotland #joke karen rowling pin #j.k. rowling #the new aristocracy

[weedle-testaburger]

that’s ironic, usually it’s the creator who gets cancelled for problematic behaviour not the fans

#personal crap #dead end paranormal park #insert joke comparing pauline to joke karen rowling

[thebrainofmae]

As a person who cannot fully express the magnitude of the role that Harry Potter played in my childhood, I just want to get this off my chest...

FUCK JK Rowling.

FUCK her transphobia.

FUCK her for doubling down on her bigotry now, in the middle of Covid, and Black Lives Matter, and Pride Month.

FUCK her for playing the victim and acting like valid criticism and attempts to educate her are abuse and attacks.

FUCK her for her fake progressivism and her fake allyship. FUCK her rhetoric of supporting trans people while refusing even to acknowledge their identities and while openly using her platform to perpetuate transphobic ideas that literally cause people to be murdered.

And as a (cis) queer woman, FUCK her for pretending that her transphobia lies in feminist or queer activism, that she somehow speaks for all women because we’re all too afraid of backlash to speak out or that she’s defending the rights of cis queer people who for some reason also need her to speak for us.

You do not speak for me. You have no right to pretend to. You aren’t a feminist or an ally, you’re a bigot.

And to every trans person who was hurt by her words—I know that however upset I feel about this situation I will never understand what you are feeling right now, so I will say this: I’m so sorry. You do not deserve this. I know she and those like her are loud, but there are also so many people in the world who do not believe the hateful things she said and are ready to fight for you.

Happy Pride. Cis people, here’s a twitter thread with a list of organizations you can donate to to support trans people.

#cw: transphobia #jk rowling #harry potter #pride month #joke karen rowling

[marlinspirkhall]

(Content Warning: That British Billionaire Author, Joanne, up to her usual ways)

This is so ridiculous... Annie Wilkes is the woman who kidnaps an author in the Stephen King novel "Misery"... Like... Rowling, I'd really HOPE you weren't at the "kidnap an author and threaten to torture him until he finishes writing stuff for you" levels but hey. Great compliment. Tell me more about how the "trans activists" are "threatening" you 🙄🙄

Why the fuck is she like this.

#rowling mention #rowling #anti rowling #jk rowling #the rowling problem #joanne rowling #joke karen rowling #r*ling #jk r*ling #trigger #transphobia

[v-v-x-x]

Gotta love Joke Karen Rowling. And before anyone gets all offended I just got one question. Why do t/rfs always talk about how trans people are predators and fetishists when they're the main ones sexualizing them and being creepy? Also, I've met t/rfs that always say something creepy about women's vaginas. It's like they contradict themselves. They don't want people to sexualize them yet they do the same thing. You shouldn't sexualized anyone. It's creepy.

And don't even get me started on how racist as fuck JK Rowling is. It seems to me that people forget about that. Black people, black trans people years ago have constantly called out JK's racism but people ignored it. Now it's all getting attention and we're supposed to be surprised about this?

Also, why was I today years old when I found out Jk wrote a book about a trans character?

#jk rowling #harry potter #daniel radcliffe #lgbt #trans men #transphobia #trans #trans rights #transgender #trans woman #transphobia tw #racism #poc #poc trans #joke karen rowling #terfs don't interact #terfs don't touch #radfems don't interact