#joke listings

[shiftythrifting]

#submission #thrifting #shiftythrifting #shiftylisting #levitating aunt for scale #joke listings

[spitblaze]

considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting

#spitblaze says things #source: i got angry SO easily before i started t #i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury #i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree #doin numbers

[godmademewithoutarms]

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

#yes this is a joke about garroth and laurance canonically fucking #i love how the aphmau wiki/canon series has them listed as brother in arms and they also like. had sex. #idk why that's so funny to me #garroth ro'meave #laurance zvahl #garrance #aphmau #aphmau mcd #mcd #minecraft diaries

[peevishpants]

/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\: u like book? u want buy book? two dollar *falls asleep*

available as a print here!

#CAT #artists on tumblr #i am going to make a list of every book in this drawing later #they are all some of my faves!!! #i ripped this joke from bts's suga from that show where they had to demonstrate american swag #weiwei art #pls reblog this its my favourite thing ive drawn all year

[maidenofcrows]

Too many jokes about Kaz becoming Wylan’s father figure. Not enough jokes about Wylan and Jesper adopting Kaz. Not in a child-parent way, but more of a feral cat way.

#i will not be going into the nuances of whether it’s right or wrong to make the first joke listed #if someone interprets the statement in a way they find offensive that’s more a reflection on the reader’s character than mine #but anyway #six of crows #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks

[unboundprompts]

Can you do dialogue prompts for inside jokes? Thanks sm in advance!!

Dialogue for Inside Jokes

-> feel free to edit as you see fit.

"Do you know what that reminds me of?"

"If you mention it one more time, I swear."

"I'm going to die if you say one more thing about it."

"You know what else is [color]?"

*raises eyebrows*

"Guess what?" "Don't say it."

"We agreed to never mention it again!"

*wheezing laughter*

"If anyone knew what we were talking about they'd think we're crazy." (crazy? I was crazy once...)

"My stomach hurts from laughing-- oh my god-- we have to stop bringing this up."

"Guess what I'm thinking of?"

*sly smiles*

"Stop talking about it someone's coming."

"It's an inside joke, you wouldn't understand."

"I don't get it."

"Why is the word porcupine so funny to you guys?"

"What are you two dying over?"

"What's so funny?"

"I'm so confused."

"I'm not even going to ask."

#writing prompts #dialogue prompt #otp prompts #creative writing #prompt list #ask box prompts #character banter prompts #random dialogue #funny dialogue prompt #inside jokes

[pinkrose05]

Revelations were had today.

#past me could've never guessed her “yomi is purple nihility ren” joke would be so right. this is really funny actually #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr acheron #hsr blade #pink does a silly #there are so many more parallels btw. i'm almost tempted to make a list of these

[onesidedradiostatic]

I think it's incredibly funny to evaluate vox's type solely based on traits shared by val and alastor

one's a moth, one's a deer? okay so vox is into furries got it

#osrs.txt #staticmoth #voxval #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #I once made a whole list of qualities too just to prove lucifer wasn't vox's type #IT WAS MOSTLY A JOKE OKAY I DON'T HATE STATICAPPLES Y'ALL GO AHEAD AND LIVE YOUR DREAM

[the1trueanon]

hehehehe finally got these done!! Reboot is so fun to draw; I swear drawing him just bursting into laughter immediately made me feel so much better about literally everything 🥰 He has such a pretty smile, especially when it's genuine. I love him being silly and giggly 🥰 I want him to just be able to laugh and be happy .....buuuut at the same time I also want to put him through so many of The Horrors(TM), so maybe my wants shouldn't be trusted XD

As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot!Wally/the Reboot AU belongs to @bloodrediscream!💖💖

#augh im just #him giggle #sorry he has. melted my brain XD #ohhhhh my heart QwQ #but fr i just #i wanna make him laugh really hard at really dumb jokes #LUCKY FOR ME I HAVE SEVERAL FUNNY THINGS IVE FOUND THAT FIT HIM AND ROSEMARY #SO GUESS WHATS NEXT ON MY BRAIN LIST OF DRAWING THINGS?? >:D #*cackles manaically* #(....stares at my actor au stuff that i really need to work on 😅) #also i really hope im not bothering BloodRed too much 😅 #i know i @ them a lot 👉👈 but its because i draw him a lot!! #you gotta understand! hes a Very Pretty Boi (TM)!! #anon's art #welcome home #anon's doodles #welcome home puppet show #welcome home wally #welcome home au #wally darling #welcome home fanart #welcome home arg #reboot wally #reboot!wally #reboot wally au #welcome home reboot au #reboot welcome home au #reboot wally darling #reboot wally fanart #anon rambles in the tags

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

So I finally watched Puss in Boots 2....

#it was so great???? #like holy shit it caught me so off guard on how good this was #the animation alone was something to marvel at but i was taken aback on how enjoable this film was #i wasn't much of a fan of the first film and didn't pay this one any mind but i got intrigued by the positive reviews #for me it's up there with Shrek 2 on the list I'm not joking #puss in boots: the last wish #puss in boots the last wish spoilers #puss in boots spoilers #puss in boots #puss in boots 2

[potatobugz]

dugon my friend my buddy my pal

#just roll with it #jrwi #potatart #just roll with it riptide #jrwi riptide #dugon #jrwi dugon #gillion tidestrider #okay this interaction was kind of hilarious and dare i say #cute (?) #i have a lot of things wrong with me its ok #no spoilers again im on episode 59 #I LIKE THAT DUGON IS MENTIONED IN GILLION'S LIST OF TITLES LIKE SIX TIMES THATS SO FUNNY #guys i think he might be friends with dugon idk tho i might be wrong (joke) #idk aomething about imagining gil still speaking into its ear in primordial #somrthing something i like gillion very much #i love jrwi auuuhggh im gushing again #P.S. UM I MIGHTVE GOTTEN DUGONS SIZE A LITTLE WRONG. FORGIVE ME #I BELIEVE IM CLOSE TO ITS ACCURATE SIZE CUZ OF THAT ONE THUMBNAIL BUT LIKE BLEH #IK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEVIATHAN

[shiftythrifting]

Gently used.

#thrifting #submission #shiftythrifting #joke listings #food #lol #facebook marketplace #shiftylisting

[space-diablo]

Ktisis Hyperboreia.

Those two has but a one brain cell each. And all spent to braid their hair.

#slowly drawing stupid jokes from my long list of stupid jokes =DDD #my sketches' folder #ff14 #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv endwalker #ff14 oc #ffxiv wol #venat #ffxiv venat #hythlodaeus #emet selch #emet-selch

[pettydollie]

”why me?”

matt asks one random night as you sit in his bed while he strokes your hair. your back is leaned against his chest, so neither of your faces is visible.

you furrow your eyebrows. “what do you mean?” you ask, fiddling with a necklace he bought you. he shrugged like it was obvious.

“why did you choose me instead of.. i don’t know, chris?” he hesitantly asks. in this moment, he was relieved that you couldn’t see his face.

you grin slightly and grab his free hand to intertwine your fingers with his. “because i like you, not him, silly.” he nods slowly at this, but that wasn’t the answer he was looking for.

“well i know that, i just mean, what do you like about me that chris doesn’t have?”

you finally quirk your head to look up at him. you stare at him for a few moments before giving him a small kiss. when you pull back, you sigh. “do you really want to know?”

he chuckles and nods. “yeah.”

you scramble to the other side of the bed where your phone is. you snatch it up and unlock it. “i have a list.” you told him, trying to find it piled up in your notes app.

“you have a list?” he giggles. of course you would have a list. you nod your head and smile once you finally found it.

“here we gooo. now get comfy, there’s 134 points.”

#she’s so me #i have 200+ reasons why i would be a great gf #it’s half joke half realness #if i ever find someone worth my time #i will definitely show him that list #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸

[naswoop]

So how about that friendship conversation, huh

Inspired by this post

#art #isat #in stars and time #sasasa #start again start again start again #Sif isn't at the top of my list of who in the group would make friendship bracelets #But for the sake of drawing a parallel between the post and the friends->family conversation it worked enough #isat act 3 spoilers #isat spoilers #just in case #But poor Sif taking Odile's joking with Isa to heart #Haha them and Mira have that in common--sometimes hurt by the playful jabs #I think it was in act 3??? #siffrin isat #odile isat #isabeau isat

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him #I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭 #if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is) #he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED) #the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!! #literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here