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justdickingabout · 4 days ago
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“If you don’t like it, burn it yourself.”
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lostmoonchildsblog · 11 months ago
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Joke of the day: my mom thinks I have a boyfriend
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tomstatic · 5 months ago
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grimdetermination · 21 days ago
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Perhaps cannibalism.. or lust lol
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funny-adults · a year ago
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SON OF A B*TCH
Teacher: Son of a b*tch!!
Me: I was called worse...
Teacher: What were you called??
Me: Your student!!
Whole class: Ohhhhhh!!
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imnabinbaduwal · 3 months ago
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#funnyone #india #delhi #haha
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suzytronics95 · 4 months ago
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Why is Thomas the Tank Engine banned from the Electronic Entertainment Expo?
Because he’s an E2!
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mohsenbeigi · 5 months ago
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Funny jokes-An elderly couple was just settled down in bed.
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theadderalltoyourstiles · 11 months ago
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If life gives you too many lemons you are probably a lemon tree .
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mynameischalie · 5 months ago
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Q. How can you tell if Will Smith has been walking around your yard this morning?
A. Look for the fresh prints in the snow.
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justdickingabout · 7 days ago
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Call the Pentagon.
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halfblooddiangelo · a year ago
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This week on: I Have A Dumb Joke
Percy: I have a riddle
Annabeth: Oh boy
Percy: What do you call a stripper turkey
Annabeth:
Percy, holding back tears: A twerky
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funbearer · a month ago
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muckywump · 6 months ago
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Little Johnny Jokes - Little Johnny Lives On A Farm.
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funnyjoke · 2 years ago
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
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m3x1can0 · 9 months ago
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Where's The Lie Tho ... 🤣
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jokelaughofficial · 10 months ago
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#JokeLaugh #Funny #funnymemes #meme #redditmemes #MarsJoke #mars #serialkillers
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grimdetermination · 10 months ago
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telltalesonline · a year ago
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We hate being so savage🤭
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the-sad-sapphic · a year ago
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"Yeah but I think my blood type is dumb bitch juice."
-Edd
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